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Title: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: efirkey on July 07, 2016, 04:54:50 AM
"In the aftermath of Civil War II, there will be a new Iron Man: Riri Williams. The teenage tech genius will be taking over the role of Marvel's iconic character in the fallout of Marvel's summer event. However, just because someone else is taking over the mantle that doesn't mean readers know how it is all going to play out."

Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on July 07, 2016, 05:15:12 AM
Wait so it's a Girl? It's actually Gender specific? I'm fucking outraged.
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: Yamcha on July 07, 2016, 05:16:56 AM
You sure it's not "Iron, woman!"  ???

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6SGkxPR9BJyo3cCJ4posqDRMCiIiAlIy17bOyksdwMsbXeSs-)
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: efirkey on July 07, 2016, 05:19:56 AM
They are trying to expand their audience by trying to appeal to young girls.
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on July 07, 2016, 05:28:12 AM
They are trying to expand their audience by trying to appeal to young girls.

and yet when I do that someone calls the Police.

Maybe I need to dress up in an Ironman suit first.
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: Yamcha on July 07, 2016, 05:33:48 AM
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Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: Fortress on July 07, 2016, 07:33:48 AM
If this is true, it's the movie when I stop watching.
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: muscleman-2013 on July 07, 2016, 07:39:45 AM
If this is true, it's the movie when I stop watching.

x2
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: residue on July 07, 2016, 07:55:14 AM
They are trying to expand their audience by trying to appeal to young girls.

it works though,
girl Thor and Muslim captain marvel are among their best sellers
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: residue on July 07, 2016, 07:56:36 AM
If this is true, it's the movie when I stop watching.
that's why they're doing it. marvel studios cant afford to keep paying aging Robert downey jr 50mil a movie, marvel's contunity is their big selling point. after the infinity wars dont be shocked if everyone's pretty much recast 
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: drkaje on July 07, 2016, 08:38:05 AM
Their target audience is teenagers, not grown-ass men.
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: el numero uno on July 07, 2016, 09:09:43 AM
You sure it's not "Iron, woman!"  ???

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6SGkxPR9BJyo3cCJ4posqDRMCiIiAlIy17bOyksdwMsbXeSs-)

Nope, it's Iron Girl.
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: Mitch on July 07, 2016, 11:25:44 AM
(http://cdn.movieweb.com/img.news.tops/NEtuvbbjpYTWxu_2_b.jpg)

Looks like a prime Lauryn Hill. (would hit) (no pedo) (15 yo my ass)
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: Nails on July 07, 2016, 11:33:33 AM
did they kill her off already  ??? or make her a lesbian that only eats white pussy  ???
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 07, 2016, 11:54:18 AM
Is her catch phrase "Uh huh, Don't go there"
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: drkaje on July 07, 2016, 11:57:41 AM
Is her catch phrase "Uh huh, Don't go there"

It's very likely nerds are already trying to figure out of she has a nappy dugout, clean shaved, Brazilian, likes anal, does threesomes, swallows, is a virgin, is going to get a perm, will have a baby-daddy, etc...  ;D
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: calfzilla on July 07, 2016, 11:59:04 AM
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Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 07, 2016, 12:09:31 PM
Thor is a woman, Green Lantern is now Gay, Spiderman is Latino, Iron Man is a Hebrette.  Basically the next her is a transgendered Superman?  Fucking society is shit today.

Now blacks will have more reasons to steal comics.  Not like they'd pay for it anyways.  Better have lots of photos or be written in ebonics so they can understand.
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: wes on July 07, 2016, 12:30:28 PM
Comics have been ruined!  :(
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: NelsonMuntz on July 07, 2016, 12:52:42 PM
It's very likely nerds are already trying to figure out of she has a nappy dugout, clean shaved, Brazilian, likes anal, does threesomes, swallows, is a virgin, is going to get a perm, will have a baby-daddy, etc...  ;D

Thats what Donny is reflecting on during his perma ban as he probably took up reading this comic to fill the time while drinking the day away
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: residue on July 07, 2016, 12:55:57 PM
Comics have been ruined!  :(
comics were never good
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: rocco-x on July 07, 2016, 02:52:56 PM
Will she roll her head round and round and say "oh no you didn't?!"
Will the new Iron Man suit be grape soda and bbq potato chip resistant?
Will she speak in hoodratese (ex: him? I been had shoot him)
Will she dip off whilst in mid flight to a world crisis so she can git her hair did?

 Does Stan Lee have the "feeva"?
      These are questions we,the fans of Marvel Comics need to know!
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: drkaje on July 07, 2016, 04:47:05 PM
Will she roll her head round and round and say "oh no you didn't?!"
Will the new Iron Man suit be grape soda and bbq potato chip resistant?
Will she speak in hoodratese (ex: him? I been had shoot him)
Will she dip off whilst in mid flight to a world crisis so she can git her hair did?

 Does Stan Lee have the "feeva"?
      These are questions we,the fans of Marvel Comics need to know!

She's obviously has to be a tech genius but Marvel will likely throw in "Ain't nobody got time for that!" so people can be outraged/amused.
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: Tapeworm on July 07, 2016, 05:12:23 PM
Thor is a woman, Green Lantern is now Gay, Spiderman is Latino, Iron Man is a Hebrette.  Basically the next her is a transgendered Superman?  Fucking society is shit today.

Now blacks will have more reasons to steal comics.  Not like they'd pay for it anyways.  Better have lots of photos or be written in ebonics so they can understand.

To be fair, Green Lantern is pretty fucking gay.  He just has a magic ring or something, right?  Fabulous accessory.  I don't know the story but at least Batman fabricates his own gadgets.  Did this guy make the ring?  Or was he sitting around beating his meat one day and an extraterrestrial wizard knocked on the door and presented him with a supernatural object that can do anything and doesn't need batteries?  Now any time there's a problem it's "Oh Magic Ring, make something... and I know it's gonna be green, 'cause it always has to be green for some reason... that solves everything."  I'd like to see him face a situation where it's chaos in the intersection and it's really really important that he makes the stoplight work.  Everyone would be honking and leaning out their windows shouting YOU SUCK, LANTERN!
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on July 07, 2016, 05:21:55 PM
Is fried chicken a good source of iron?

Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: rocco-x on July 07, 2016, 06:33:00 PM
Is fried chicken a good source of iron?


  this can go on forever, I love it lol
  Lemme guess her story line...she growded up with no father,was raised by gramma cause her mother was doin 8mnths for prostitution.
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 07, 2016, 07:26:25 PM
To be fair, Green Lantern is pretty fucking gay.  He just has a magic ring or something, right?  Fabulous accessory.  I don't know the story but at least Batman fabricates his own gadgets.  Did this guy make the ring?  Or was he sitting around beating his meat one day and an extraterrestrial wizard knocked on the door and presented him with a supernatural object that can do anything and doesn't need batteries?  Now any time there's a problem it's "Oh Magic Ring, make something... and I know it's gonna be green, 'cause it always has to be green for some reason... that solves everything."  I'd like to see him face a situation where it's chaos in the intersection and it's really really important that he makes the stoplight work.  Everyone would be honking and leaning out their windows shouting YOU SUCK, LANTERN!

Jesus dude. Lots of stored anger about the green lantern.  I won't bring him up again. Sheesh!
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: Tapeworm on July 07, 2016, 07:44:00 PM
Hate that guy!
Title: Re: 15-Year-Old Black Girl Replaces Tony Stark as Iron Man
Post by: Fortress on July 07, 2016, 07:48:01 PM
There needs to be a true Batman movie in which The Dark Knight becomes fed up with the horseshit and wacks all these retards.