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Title: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Army of One on August 30, 2016, 03:33:34 AM: Lol

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/30/01/article-3764076-37B339D200000578-133_308x424.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/29/21/37B1135700000578-3764076-Wife_Weaver_was_19_and_had_a_boyfriend_when_she_married_Horner_-a-10_1472502008493.jpg)
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Kwon on August 30, 2016, 03:37:52 AM: She must really be into fossils...

GET IT?? FOSSILS!!!

Muahahahaa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleontology (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleontology)
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: SuperTed on August 30, 2016, 03:42:27 AM: Dead by 71. Will have loads of fun in his final year at least.
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Mitch on August 30, 2016, 03:43:48 AM: 70yo and still digging :D

Get it? digging!

Muahahahaa
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: nzmusclemonster on August 30, 2016, 03:44:11 AM: Quote from: Army of One on August 30, 2016, 03:33:34 AM
Lol

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/30/01/article-3764076-37B339D200000578-133_308x424.jpg)

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Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on August 30, 2016, 03:57:06 AM: Guess he likes older women
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Kwon on August 30, 2016, 04:40:00 AM: Quote from: Mitch on August 30, 2016, 03:43:48 AM
70yo and still digging :D

Get it? digging!

Muahahahaa

:D ;D
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Simple Simon on August 30, 2016, 04:41:46 AM: old man funk of peace.
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Kwon on August 30, 2016, 04:43:26 AM: Quote from: nzmusclemonster on August 30, 2016, 03:44:11 AM
Quote from: Army of One on August 30, 2016, 03:33:34 AM
Lol

(http://oi66.tinypic.com/2urvvyq.jpg)

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Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: _bruce_ on August 30, 2016, 05:07:16 AM: Quote from: Tha Grim Lifter on August 30, 2016, 03:57:06 AM
Guess he likes older women

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Kwon on August 30, 2016, 05:14:55 AM: An archeology-student is always proud of her oldest and most ancient find.

Guessin' her friends were curious and asked her "Now where did you dig up that ol thing???" :D ;D
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Twaddle on August 30, 2016, 05:35:10 AM: Sons and Daughters.

:D
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Tapeworm on August 30, 2016, 05:38:46 AM: Mousy as fuck. That bitch looks 12. :-\
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: rocco-x on August 30, 2016, 05:53:14 AM: Trying to give her some velociraptor dick...

Saggy baggy nutsack of peace
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: _bruce_ on August 30, 2016, 06:25:09 AM: Quote from: Tapeworm on August 30, 2016, 05:38:46 AM
Mousy as fuck. That bitch looks 12. :-\

Bet his old cheesestick is getting brutally mouse-trapped between "artistic fiddle" sets.
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Fortress on August 30, 2016, 06:30:06 AM: Good for him. Of course, she's absolutely bonkers. The marriage is testament to her mental illness (of peace).

If I was him, I'd get as much as I could, because it ain't gonna last long.
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on August 30, 2016, 06:52:38 AM: That is what I want to do when I am 70 lift weights and smash young pussy.
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: HavoX on August 30, 2016, 07:29:15 AM: Quote from: 8 INCH not biceps on August 30, 2016, 06:52:38 AM
That is what I want to do when I am 70 lift weights and smash young pussy.

Then why don't you start now?
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 30, 2016, 07:33:13 AM: I bet he likes boning her. Get it? Bone. HAHAHA
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Kwon on August 30, 2016, 07:33:40 AM: Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on August 30, 2016, 07:33:13 AM
I bet he likes boning her. Get it? Bone. HAHAHA

:D ;D
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Nether Animal on August 30, 2016, 07:34:31 AM: That's not Jodels..
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: NelsonMuntz on August 30, 2016, 07:38:26 AM: (http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/boner_7930.jpg)
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Marty Champions on August 30, 2016, 07:49:58 AM: old bald dude will die in her pussy tonite
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Kwon on August 30, 2016, 07:51:26 AM: Quote from: Marty Champions on August 30, 2016, 07:49:58 AM
old bald dude will die in her pussy tonite

Maybe he wants to be her drain tonite
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: obsidian on August 30, 2016, 08:46:49 AM: Quote from: Kwon on August 30, 2016, 05:14:55 AM
An archeology-student is always proud of her oldest and most ancient find.

Guessin' her friends were curious and asked her "Now where did you dig up that ol thing???" :D ;D
Stopped right there, cleared my history cookies and caches, restarted PC, did full PC scan, reinstalled windows and moved out of my country. ;D
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: obsidian on August 30, 2016, 08:54:16 AM: Quote from: Tha Grim Lifter on August 30, 2016, 03:57:06 AM
Guess he likes older women
Two trannies? LMAO!
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: falco on August 31, 2016, 05:03:00 AM: I bet is scrotum smells like old fart.
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: SquidVicious on August 31, 2016, 08:05:44 AM: Well as a paleontologist, the older she gets the more interested he'll be.
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 31, 2016, 03:02:30 PM: Good for him. What's the BB connection ?
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Hack Benchers on August 31, 2016, 03:13:30 PM: Quote from: Dr Dutch on August 31, 2016, 03:02:30 PM
Good for him. What's the BB connection ?

He is some sort of a pedo = pedobear = bear = big hairy gay muscleman = BB

You are welcome
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Army of One on August 31, 2016, 03:17:56 PM: Quote from: Dr Dutch on August 31, 2016, 03:02:30 PM
Good for him. What's the BB connection ?

He likes to examine her glutes closely
Title: Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
Post by: Moontrane on August 31, 2016, 05:49:03 PM: Does he really love her? Depends.

Get it? Depends!