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Title: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: AD2100 on August 30, 2016, 02:54:22 PM

But you albinos of the Christian faith, you have been bamboozled. Michelangelo ran a hustle on your Euro ancestors and you ran with it ever since.  :(

Perhaps it is all too easy to hoodwink an exceptionally narcissistic people, devoid of empathy, an innate spiritual nature, and in possession of a God Complex?  :-\


(http://thenewjerusalemtimesblog.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/true-hebrews46.jpg?w=257&h=257)

By the way...the hair is WAY off the Biblical description as well. No stringy, dog/cat/chimpanzee-like hair for Christ as it is written in Scripture.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: OB1 on August 30, 2016, 02:56:38 PM

Quote from: AD2100 on August 30, 2016, 02:54:22 PM

But you albinos of the Christian faith, you have been bamboozled. Michelangelo ran a hustle on your Euro ancestors and you ran with it ever since.  :(

Perhaps it is all too easy to hoodwink an exceptionally narcissistic people, devoid of empathy, an innate spiritual nature, and in possession of a God Complex?  :-\


(http://thenewjerusalemtimesblog.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/true-hebrews46.jpg?w=257&h=257)

By the way...the hair is WAY off the Biblical description as well. No stringy, dog/cat/chimpanzee-like hair for Christ as it is written in Scripture.

Erm...what?

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: AD2100 on August 30, 2016, 03:04:39 PM

Quote from: OB1 on August 30, 2016, 02:56:38 PM

Erm...what?

You are retarded? It's okay...sometimes people are simply born that way.  :)

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: OB1 on August 30, 2016, 03:09:10 PM

Quote from: AD2100 on August 30, 2016, 03:04:39 PM

You are retarded? It's okay...sometimes people are simply born that way.  :)

Maybe you are.
 ;D

P.S.
Your answer didn't help.
I still don't get it.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Taffin on August 30, 2016, 03:09:28 PM

Fair enough, but does The Good Book mention whether or not He lifted..?  I mean, He clearly would have had exceptionally good genetics for it (certainly at least from His Father's side), no?

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on August 30, 2016, 03:18:54 PM

Is this a wiggs gimmick.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Royalty on August 30, 2016, 03:40:24 PM

Quote from: 8 INCH not biceps on August 30, 2016, 03:18:54 PM

Is this a wiggs gimmick.

I hope not. But when the word "bamboozled" was used.... it did set off an alarm

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Skeletor on August 30, 2016, 03:44:23 PM

Quote from: OB1 on August 30, 2016, 02:56:38 PM

Erm...what?

Self hating dindu who subscribes to loony fairy tales to make himself feel better.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Tapeworm on August 30, 2016, 04:11:11 PM

Jesus looked like Cat Stevens.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: HTexan on August 30, 2016, 05:05:29 PM

(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi0.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Foriginal%2F000%2F439%2F557%2Fbdf.jpg&f=1)

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: cephissus on August 30, 2016, 05:25:13 PM

Quote from: AD2100 on August 30, 2016, 02:54:22 PM

Perhaps it is all too easy to hoodwink an exceptionally narcissistic people, devoid of empathy, an innate spiritual nature, and in possession of a God Complex?  :-\

Why don't you empathise with the white devil who suffers just to look at you?

???

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Bindare_Dundat on August 30, 2016, 05:25:17 PM

No one gives a fuck.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Irongrip400 on August 30, 2016, 05:37:12 PM

Quote from: 8 INCH not biceps on August 30, 2016, 03:18:54 PM

Is this a wiggs gimmick.

You know, I didn't think so because I never thought Benny B was Wiggs. But, after reading the latest posts of AD2100 I think I may have been wrong. Wiggs, I thought we were okay?

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Kwon on August 30, 2016, 06:55:00 PM

Quote from: AD2100 on August 30, 2016, 02:54:22 PM

But you albinos of the Christian faith, you have been bamboozled. Michelangelo ran a hustle on your Euro ancestors and you ran with it ever since.  :(

(http://www.allenbwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/1-1-630x514.jpg)

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Pray_4_War on August 30, 2016, 09:55:19 PM

Sometimes I think that I'm judging blacks too harshly.  Like perhaps I should give them another chance.  Maybe I should embrace the black man in friendship and brotherhood.  Move past old differences and start anew. 







...and then I come here and see another one of AD2100's retarded fucking threads.  Nope.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: phreak on August 30, 2016, 10:27:13 PM

Quote from: AD2100 on August 30, 2016, 02:54:22 PM

But you albinos of the Christian faith, you have been bamboozled. Michelangelo ran a hustle on your Euro ancestors and you ran with it ever since.  :(

Perhaps it is all too easy to hoodwink an exceptionally narcissistic people, devoid of empathy, an innate spiritual nature, and in possession of a God Complex?  :-\


(http://thenewjerusalemtimesblog.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/true-hebrews46.jpg?w=257&h=257)

By the way...the hair is WAY off the Biblical description as well. No stringy, dog/cat/chimpanzee-like hair for Christ as it is written in Scripture.

Let's entertaing the thought that your statement is true. And let's moreover entertain the ridiculous notion that there even is a god. And that such a deity is in fact black.

Then what? Your black god has done nothing for you, ever. Is your fictional daddy powerless? Or does he feel that Daequan and Laneesha need to get their shit together and take action to improve their lot, not wait for a deus ex machina? In fact the novel 'Bible' gives that very example, of a people who felt enslaved and actually did something about it.

Would love to see the bible adaptation where hebrews are indeed black. Complaining to the farao that they didn't get a free Tut Tablet, looting grain stores when one of their criminals was killed by law enforcement, talking all the time about 'da comoonitty' but not leaving even after the Red Sea had been parted for them.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: BB on August 30, 2016, 10:41:23 PM

Rumor has it that Black Jesus turns water into Olde English 800.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: falco on August 31, 2016, 04:40:47 AM

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: muscleman-2013 on August 31, 2016, 05:45:02 AM

Quote from: AD2100 on August 30, 2016, 02:54:22 PM

But you albinos of the Christian faith, you have been bamboozled. Michelangelo ran a hustle on your Euro ancestors and you ran with it ever since.  :(

Perhaps it is all too easy to hoodwink an exceptionally narcissistic people, devoid of empathy, an innate spiritual nature, and in possession of a God Complex?  :-\


(http://thenewjerusalemtimesblog.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/true-hebrews46.jpg?w=257&h=257)

By the way...the hair is WAY off the Biblical description as well. No stringy, dog/cat/chimpanzee-like hair for Christ as it is written in Scripture.

Hey there retard.

You do realize that EVERY CULTURE depicts Jesus as looking like THEMSELVES?

Maybe if you don't like a EURO looking Jesus you should migrate back to CHIMP LAND and live in a bark hut with your close relatives?

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Yamcha on August 31, 2016, 05:49:13 AM

I demand reparations for having to read this bullshit post!

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Powerlift66 on August 31, 2016, 06:03:25 AM

Scriptures  ::)

A book of "out of this world, magic stories"... ha... religion  ::)

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: rocco-x on August 31, 2016, 07:18:24 AM

Quote from: BB on August 30, 2016, 10:41:23 PM

Rumor has it that Black Jesus turns water into Olde English 800.

hahahaha! Best one yet lol! "And he shall drinketh from the bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 fruit punch flavored ripple but he may not mouff da whole thang"... From the book of Whino.

  Here bees da diciplesis...

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 31, 2016, 07:21:20 AM

Quote from: Taffin on August 30, 2016, 03:09:28 PM

Fair enough, but does The Good Book mention whether or not He lifted..?  I mean, He clearly would have had exceptionally good genetics for it (certainly at least from His Father's side), no?

He did some stretching, as I recall, especially in the end..

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Kwon on August 31, 2016, 07:24:07 AM

Quote from: AD2100 on August 30, 2016, 02:54:22 PM

But you albinos of the Christian faith, you have been bamboozled. Michelangelo ran a hustle on your Euro ancestors and you ran with it ever since.  :(

Perhaps it is all too easy to hoodwink an exceptionally narcissistic people, devoid of empathy, an innate spiritual nature, and in possession of a God Complex?  :-\


(http://thenewjerusalemtimesblog.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/true-hebrews46.jpg?w=257&h=257)

By the way...the hair is WAY off the Biblical description as well. No stringy, dog/cat/chimpanzee-like hair for Christ as it is written in Scripture.

Every culture have their own vision of "God", when in reality he was an Alien that walked on four stilts / four pillars.

Things are just interpreted in different ways by different people in their "holy" scriptures.



They thought it was a God, but it was an Alien Outer Being related to Azathoth.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Taffin on August 31, 2016, 08:35:45 AM

Quote from: Dr Dutch on August 31, 2016, 07:21:20 AM

He did some stretching, as I recall, especially in the end..

Oof!  So what you're saying is that, in no way at all some way, Pontius Parillo and his fascial stretching theory were responsible for the horrible ending that may have occurred..?  The monster!  >:( >:(

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: SquatsRule on August 31, 2016, 09:25:10 AM

Jesus was more into the strongman lifts. Back in the day he held the record for the cross carry.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: OB1 on August 31, 2016, 09:38:00 AM

Quote from: Kwon on August 31, 2016, 07:24:07 AM

Every culture have their own vision of "God", when in reality he was an Alien that walked on four stilts / four pillars.

Things are just interpreted in different ways by different people in their "holy" scriptures.



They thought it was a God, but it was an Alien Outer Being related to Azathoth.

That four pillars were the 4 tractor beams of "god"'s UFO.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: visualizeperfection on August 31, 2016, 09:54:32 AM

It do.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Yamcha on August 31, 2016, 09:55:11 AM

IT DO

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: NordicNerd on August 31, 2016, 10:11:52 AM

Quote from: AD2100 on August 30, 2016, 02:54:22 PM

But you albinos of the Christian faith, you have been bamboozled. Michelangelo ran a hustle on your Euro ancestors and you ran with it ever since.  :(
...

You are on to something. Perhaps time to get a black Michelangelo to remedy the situation?

NN

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: James on August 31, 2016, 10:42:56 AM

Jesus Descriptions from Eyewitnesses:  Blond hair and Blue eyes



A description of Jesus Himself is found in "The Archko Volume" which contains official court documents from the days of the Messiah. In a chapter entiled "Gamaliel's Interview" it states concerning Jesus (Yhshua):

"I asked him to describe this person to me, so that I might know him if I should meet him. He said: 'If you ever meet him [Yhshua] you will know him. While he is nothing but a man, there is something about him that distinguishes him from every other man. He is the picture of his mother, only he has not her smooth, round face. His hair is a little more golden than hers, though it is as much from sunburn as anything else. He is tall, and his shoulders are a little drooped; his visage is thin and of a swarthy complexion, though this is from exposure. His eyes are large and a soft blue, and rather dull and heavy....' This Jew [Judahite] is convinced that he is the Messiah of the world. ...this was the same person that was born of the virgin in Bethlehem some twenty-six years before..."

This is a reprinting of a letter from Pontius Pilate to Tiberius Caesar describing the physical appearance of Jesus. Copies are in the Congressional Library in Washington, D.C.

TO TIBERIUS CAESAR:

A young man appeared in Galilee preaching with humble unction, a new law in the Name of the God that had sent Him. At first I was apprehensive that His design was to stir up the people against the Romans, but my fears were soon dispelled. Jesus of Nazareth spoke rather as a friend of the Romans than of the Jews. One day I observed in the midst of a group of people a young man who was leaning against a tree, calmly addressing the multitude. I was told it was Jesus. This I could easily have suspected so great was the difference between Him and those who were listening to Him. His golden colored hair and beard gave to his appearance a celestial aspect. He appeared to be about 30 years of age. Never have I seen a sweeter or more serene countenance. What a contrast between Him and His bearers with their black beards and tawny complexions! Unwilling to interrupt Him by my presence, I continued my walk but signified to my secretary to join the group and listen. Later, my secretary reported that never had he seen in the works of all the philosophers anything that compared to the teachings of Jesus. He told me that Jesus was neither seditious nor rebellious, so we extended to Him our protection. He was at liberty to act, to speak, to assemble and to address the people. This unlimited freedom provoked the Jews -- not the poor but the rich and powerful.

Later, I wrote to Jesus requesting an interview with Him at the Praetorium. He came. When the Nazarene made His appearance I was having my morning walk and as I faced Him my feet seemed fastened with an iron hand to the marble pavement and I trembled in every limb as a guilty culprit, though he was calm. For some time I stood admiring this extraordinary Man. There was nothing in Him that was repelling, nor in His character, yet I felt awed in His presence. I told Him that there was a magnetic simplicity about Him and His personality that elevated Him far above the philosophers and teachers of His day.

Now, Noble Sovereign, these are the facts concerning Jesus of Nazareth and I have taken the time to write you in detail concerning these matters. I say that such a man who could convert water into win, change death into life, disease into health; calm the stormy seas, is not guilty of any criminal offense and as others have said, we must agree -- truly this is the Son of God!

Your most obedient servant,

Pontius Pilate

The following description of Jesus Christ was written by Publius Lentrelus, a resident of Judea in the reign of Tiberius Caesar. It first appeared in the writings of Saint Anselm of Canterbury, 11th century:

There lives at this time in Judea a man of singular virtue whose name is Jesus Christ, whom the barbarians esteem as a prophet, but his followers love and adore him as the offspring of the immortal God.

He calls back the dead from the graves and heals all sorts of diseases with a word or touch. He is a tall man, well-shaped, and of an amiable and reverend aspect; his hair of a color that can hardly be matched, falling into graceful curls, waving about and very agreeable crouching upon his shoulders, parted on the crown of the head, running as a stream to the front after fashion of the Nazarites. His forehead high, large and imposing; hs cheeks without spot or wrinkle, beautiful with a lovely red; his nose and mouth formed with exquisite symmetry; his beard, and of a color suitable to his hair, reaching below his chin and parted in the middle like a fork; his eyes bright blue, clear and serene. Look innocent, dignified, manly and mature. In proportion of body most perfect, and captivating; his arms and hands delectable to behold.

He rebukes with majesty, councils with mildness, His whole address whether in word or deed, being eloquent and grave. No man has seen him laugh, yet his manners are exceedingly pleasant, but he has wept frequently in the presence of men. He is temporate, modest and wise. A man for his extraordinary beauty and perfection, surpassing the children of men in every sense.

http://www.subtleenergies.com/ormus/jesus/descript.htm

http://www.thenazareneway.com/likeness_of_our_saviour.htm

http://christianity.stackexchange.com/questions/15310/are-these-historical-records-about-jesus-appearance-accurate

http://www.ecclesia.org/truth/evidence.html

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: NordicNerd on August 31, 2016, 01:27:30 PM

Quote from: James on August 31, 2016, 10:42:56 AM

Jesus Descriptions from Eyewitnesses:  Blond hair and Blue eyes

Who cares whether he was black, white, yellow or some other color. I guess we all create our gods in our own image (perhaps with the exception of the Hindu with their elephant god...)

NN

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: OB1 on August 31, 2016, 01:38:48 PM

Quote from: NordicNerd on August 31, 2016, 01:27:30 PM

exception of the Hindu with their elephant god...

NN

The Hindus haz many deities.
Many sayn too many deities but it do.

In the end it doesn't matter, it is all but fantasy.
Stupid is to fight over different fantasies...

Religious wars are conflicts between adult humans, where it is about who has the cooler, imaginary friend.
 ;D

Still nutz the potato.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 31, 2016, 02:19:11 PM

Quote from: Taffin on August 31, 2016, 08:35:45 AM

Oof!  So what you're saying is that, in no way at all some way, Pontius Parillo and his fascial stretching theory were responsible for the horrible ending that may have occurred..?  The monster!  >:( >:(

Parillo washed his hands in innocence, remember ?

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Taffin on August 31, 2016, 03:17:21 PM

Quote from: SquatsRule on August 31, 2016, 09:25:10 AM

Jesus was more into the strongman lifts. Back in the day he held the record for the cross carry.

 >:(


















 ;D

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Taffin on August 31, 2016, 03:22:05 PM

Quote from: Dr Dutch on August 31, 2016, 02:19:11 PM

Parillo washed his hands in innocence, remember ?

Nice....

Get thee behind me Satan Parillo!....

(http://www.parrilloperformance.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/DSC_1820.jpg)

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Kwon on August 31, 2016, 03:26:19 PM

(http://66.media.tumblr.com/eb93d6bbfbdd237ca27aedba4ff32c84/tumblr_ocp0xx3V2b1tnaufeo1_1280.jpg)

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Skeletor on August 31, 2016, 03:26:46 PM

Quote from: Taffin on August 31, 2016, 03:22:05 PM

Nice....

Get thee behind me Satan Parillo!....

(http://www.parrilloperformance.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/DSC_1820.jpg)

(http://i42.tinypic.com/o7mt4x.gif)

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: muscleman-2013 on September 01, 2016, 01:02:20 AM

Quote from: NordicNerd on August 31, 2016, 01:27:30 PM

Who cares whether he was black, white, yellow or some other color. I guess we all create our gods in our own image (perhaps with the exception of the Hindu with their elephant god...)

NN

You are a clown bud.. Dude says he was black - not a peep from you.

Dude says he was white and blonde - you need to make a dismissive statement.

You are one fucking cucked dude.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Super Natural on September 01, 2016, 01:36:05 AM

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Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 01, 2016, 10:37:40 AM

Quote from: Skeletor on August 31, 2016, 03:26:46 PM

(http://i42.tinypic.com/o7mt4x.gif)

That poor Parillo is always made fun of on getbig... :'(
















 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: James on September 01, 2016, 12:58:40 PM

Quote from: muscleman-2013 on September 01, 2016, 01:02:20 AM

You are a clown bud.. Dude says he was black - not a peep from you.

Dude says he was white and blonde - you need to make a dismissive statement.

You are one fucking cucked dude.

This.

Title: Re: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?
Post by: Hack Benchers on September 01, 2016, 01:21:54 PM

WHY IS MAN OF STEEL NOT YET UP IN THIS BITCH ( Thread not Coach) YET????  ???