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Title: Anyone have a personal assistant or concierge service?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 19, 2016, 10:33:06 AM
Just wondering if any of you billionaires have a PA that's around to help take the small tasks off your hands.  Getting groceries, answering your phone possibly even driving you around.  if so how did you find them and how much did you pay them?  
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Post by: Skeletor on September 19, 2016, 10:35:59 AM
Ask Goodrum about his boy in India. Living the dream.
Title: Re: Anyone have a personal assistant or concierge?
Post by: Yamcha on September 19, 2016, 10:36:54 AM
Yeah, her name is Mom.
Title: Re: Anyone have a personal assistant or concierge service?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 19, 2016, 10:42:23 AM
Yeah, her name is Mom.

I'm curious about the adults on the forum, but thanks.
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Post by: visualizeperfection on September 19, 2016, 10:52:15 AM
I do. I have multiple.

I have one that picks me up for bars after a long night of drinking/RECs/fingerfucking. His name is UBER and he is a shapeshifter.

Title: Re: Anyone have a personal assistant or concierge service?
Post by: HonestBob on September 19, 2016, 10:54:38 AM
Mine is called a wife.

Her job is to do all that shit whilst I work to make money. 1950s style.
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Post by: Coach is Back! on September 19, 2016, 10:54:47 AM
I have a Dr's concierge. Cost $2k a year. Well worth it.
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Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on September 19, 2016, 10:59:54 AM
Just wondering if any of you billionaires have a PA that's around to help take the small tasks off your hands.  Getting groceries, answering your phone possibly even driving you around.  if so how did you find them and how much did you pay them?  

Ok I see you are looking for a houseboy  I think if you smash his butthole and give him food that should be enough payment.

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Title: Re: Anyone have a personal assistant or concierge service?
Post by: Nails on September 19, 2016, 11:01:57 AM
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Title: Re: Anyone have a personal assistant or concierge service?
Post by: ratherbebig on September 19, 2016, 11:09:32 AM
if you have to ask you cannot afford it
Title: Re: Anyone have a personal assistant or concierge service?
Post by: SquidVicious on September 19, 2016, 11:15:31 AM
Groceries are handled by Amazon Now. Food prep and meals via Freshology. Faxes via efax. Calls taken by JustAnswer. Workouts done virtually through blackbox-vr.com. All bills on autopay. I never leave my mom's basement living room. If I could just find someone to take a shit for me, I'd have no reason to even move.
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Title: Re: Anyone have a personal assistant or concierge service?
Post by: ratherbebig on September 19, 2016, 11:17:44 AM
im waiting for automatic getbig poster in the mean time i just cut and paste

Groceries are handled by Amazon Now. Food prep and meals via Freshology. Faxes via efax. Calls taken by JustAnswer. Workouts done virtually through blackbox-vr.com. All bills on autopay. I never leave my mom's basement living room. If I could just find someone to take a shit for me, I'd have no reason to even move.
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 19, 2016, 11:20:35 AM
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Title: Re: Anyone have a personal assistant or concierge service?
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 19, 2016, 11:28:24 AM
Just wondering if any of you billionaires have a PA that's around to help take the small tasks off your hands.  Getting groceries, answering your phone possibly even driving you around.  if so how did you find them and how much did you pay them?  
Someone like Titus and Ryan had, you mean ?
Title: Re: Anyone have a personal assistant or concierge service?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 19, 2016, 01:29:09 PM
Someone like Titus and Ryan had, you mean ?

I'm just going to trunk this question.
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Post by: Kwon on September 19, 2016, 01:30:22 PM
I'm just going to trunk this question.

BURN!
Title: Re: Anyone have a personal assistant or concierge service?
Post by: Offensive on September 19, 2016, 01:56:44 PM
I'd have  an assistant like that but I cant afford to lose my jaguar...
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Post by: Offensive on September 19, 2016, 01:58:34 PM
Besides, how many times can I send her out to purchase lighter fluid?
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Post by: Taffin on September 19, 2016, 03:04:36 PM
im waiting for automatic getbig poster in the mean time i just cut and paste

Groceries are handled by Amazon Now. Food prep and meals via Freshology. Faxes via efax. Calls taken by JustAnswer. Workouts done virtually through blackbox-vr.com. All bills on autopay. I never leave my mom's basement living room. If I could just find someone to take a shit for me, I'd have no reason to even move.

Groceries are handled by Amazon Now. Food prep and meals via Freshology. Faxes via efax. Calls taken by JustAnswer. Workouts done virtually through blackbox-vr.com. All bills on autopay. I never leave my mom's basement living room. If I could just find someone to take a shit for me, I'd have no reason to even move.
(http://www.filmtakeout.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/WALL-E-382.jpg)

A 'fax'..? Are they still a thing?  LOL made me feel young again...

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Title: Re: Anyone have a personal assistant or concierge service?
Post by: ratherbebig on September 19, 2016, 03:06:22 PM
if getbig goes down we should all continue to talk via fax
Title: Re: Anyone have a personal assistant or concierge service?
Post by: TuHolmes on September 19, 2016, 03:10:09 PM
Legal documents are still fax'd and mailed.

Tax paperwork is also still sent via fax.
Title: Re: Anyone have a personal assistant or concierge service?
Post by: SquidVicious on September 19, 2016, 03:27:18 PM
Legal documents are still fax'd and mailed.

Tax paperwork is also still sent via fax.
I totally forgot that Getbiggers don't earn any reported income, pay taxes or own a home so this one is totally on me. But yes, snapchat.