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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: alexxx on March 27, 2006, 06:10:22 PM
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Who's had one of these?
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keep training and within a couple of years your back will be near that size alexxx.
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Just look at the results!
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I hear this guy likes to be drilled with meatseeking missiles in public restrooms.
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I hear this guy likes to be drilled with meatseeking missiles in public restrooms.
This guy looks bigger than Van Damme and he is a natural!
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van damme had it all just too much excess ,women ,drug's,bad scripts,still would have switched lives with him at his peak :)
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alexxx is gayer than two guys going to Starbucks for triple frappucinos and then to a Dave Matthews concert.
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Alexxx is definitly gayer than that
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Alexxx is definitly gayer than that
i forgot the part where they blow each other.
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That sounds about right now.
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alexxx is gayer than elton john's tube of preparation H
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Monster muscle insertions.
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Alexxx has short biceps, high lats, high chest and way too high self-esteem
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Alexxx has short biceps, high lats, high chest and way too high self-esteem
you forgot the absolutely monstrous quads.
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alexxx has a nice T-taper
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very true, we can add that to the list
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more hair under his arms than on his head, fucked up teeth, 3 pairs of sweatpants on, what a mess.
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monster ribs.
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I hear this guy likes to be drilled with meatseeking missiles in public restrooms.
What the fuck happened to the rest of those 13 inch biceps? Were they surgically attached to the middle of the humerus?
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monster ears
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he looks like some local retard extra from Northern Exposure
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He's Yates post bicep tear. ;D
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i think he looks like some random fag.
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He's brings something unique to bodybuilding. I mean, how many guys have biceps that only attach halfway down their arm?
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It's ON dudes!
HAHAHAHAHA oh brother. ALEXXXXXXXXXXX I bet your the kinda guy that bench presses a massive 135 for 20 cause your training for "strength" then when the local stool pusher dick jockey comes by asking if you need some advice on naked butt blaster leg curls you say "sure mister, let me put on some baby oil so I don't chafe. I need to dial my glutes in" hahahahahahaha what a flamer hahahaha I bet your computer catches on fire when you type hahahah oh brother hahaha
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hahahaha, yes Broad Street the disc jockey/movie director was there trying to recruit alexxx for his South Street Strumpets series.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!! I bet Alexxx is the kind of gay that arives early for his weekly prostate exams. He tells himself, "I'm not gay, in high-risk groups, such as African-American men and men with a family history of prostate cancer, should have a prostate-specific antigen (PSA) blood test and digital rectal exam (DRE) once every year." HAHAHAHAHAA
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i bet t-bagging is part of alexxx's leg workout. he does 3 sets of ten with 2 forced reps from his spotter. what a homo.
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hahahahahaha I bet alexxx is the kinda guy that goes to Venice beach to see the "mecca" and meets the Local Chapter 69 Gaylord Brigade and this greasy black dude says "hey wanna train with us. you'll always have a partner" Alexxx shows up at the club house with his pillow and immunization card and promptly starts sucking off every guy. When they comment on how he was gayer then most gays Alexxx says "In my house this is how my dad got to know his friends better!" hahahahah gay as a Rainbow Cruise hahahaha
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HAHAHAHA Oh brother hahahaah
Alexxx is the kind of gay that hangs out backstage before a bodybuilding contest. He slips viagra in the pros water bottles and says, "gee Lee, you all can't go on stage with those veiny striated cocks poking out. I have no other choice but to suck you off. I'll do anything for the sport of bodybuilding." HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA!!!!!!!! oh brother
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i bet alexxx is the kind of guy who watches the gay shower seen in american history x over and over, then tells himself "im not a fag, i just want to learn how to bring different races closer together" what a rump ranger
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hahahaha yes! hahaha alexxx is that gay and then some. I bet he's so gay that he goes to Blockbuster video to return Queer As Folk after determining there wasn't enough gay sex. hahaha He goes to the store manager and says "this is gay you asshole" and spreads his cheeks to let a basketball he was hiding bounce onto the counter hahahahahahahahahahaha gay as a maypole hahahaha
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH!!!!!!!! Oh brother!!!! hahaha
Alexxx is the type of gay to walk out of the shower with a yellow towel on his head. He's walks seductively up to all 4'11'' inches of his life size Sean Ray poster and says, "It's ok big boy your all safe with me now." HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!
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Yes he's exactly like that
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i bet alexxx is the kind of guy cruises junior high schools looking for fresh meat, then tells himself "i'm not queer, i'm just making sure nobody is skipping school.'' what a quief
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Gayer than Neverland Ranch.
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Gayer then vaginal birth hahaha
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hahahahahalolololoozozoz ozozo!!!!!!!!! oh brother, yes guys, alexxx is the type of guy who goes to the gym and does a monster glute workout consisting off Butt Blaster and Stiff leg deadlift supersets and then gets upset when a gym employee tells him not to get semen on the machines so he storms out of the gym and goes to gay Club Lorenzo's in a fit of rage and when the bouncer stops him at the door he says, "don't you know who i am, musclebear? i'm alexx the nastiest litlle bottom bitch on getbig, you know the website with such gay celebrities as Rhino290 and Hrdcor, now let me in NOW!!!!!!!!!", hahahaha, what a fag.
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hahahahahahahaha yes that's funny cause I picture him like that
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HAHAAHAHAHA
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alexxx is gayer than the pet shop boys playing at a gay bar.
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he's gayer than a Dave Matthews interview on the Bravo network.
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alexxx is the kind of guy who gets kicked out of the y.m.c.a. for jerking offf while watching guys shower. then justifies it by saying "i thought y.m.c.a. stood for for Young Men Craving Anus.
what a fluffer
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he's gayer then getting a dirty sanchez from Harvey Firestein
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Gayer than a Golden Girls marathon on Lifetime.
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gayer then the Indigo Girls birkenstocks
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gayer than Rosie O'Donell's softball team
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gayer than a 4 Non Blondes reunion on the Oxygen channel.
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I heard the neighborhood guys call Alexxx's dad the "flame thrower" cause he's always tossing Alexxx's "friends" out when he catches them playing pin the tail on the alexxx
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alexxx is gayer than a prison toothbrush
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Yes, I believe he's the type of gay to watch the rape scene in Pulp Fiction and say to himself,"I'm not gay, this is a mainstream movie with broad appeal." as his hand slowly slips down his pants. hahaha
gayer than a tears for fears reuinion tour. hahaha
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ooops I though this thread was about competitive ass... my bad..
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Yes, I believe he's the type of gay to watch the rape scene in Pulp Fiction and say to himself,"I'm not gay, this is a mainstream movie with broad appeal." as his hand slowly slips down his pants. hahaha
gayer than a tears for fears reuinion tour. hahaha
yes thats it. then he puts in Deliverence and tells himself"i'm not into ass, i'm just a big fan of Burt Reynolds earlier work."
gayer than a backstage pass to a wham concert.
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH By "earlier work" he means hardcore man on man anal action haahahahaa
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The squad is gayer than Elton John licking a lolipop. BUUUUYAAAAA OWNED!
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alexxx is gayer than a taint waxing
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alexxx is gayer than a taint waxing
GAME OVER!
that's gay as shit
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alexxx is gayer than the nursery rhyme "rub a dub dub , three men in a tub."
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lol sars and bsb hahahahahahhahahhahahha loook at yourselves lol hahahahahhahahaha squad terminated!
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what's wrong with me? I look fairly normal I think
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haaaaahahahhaha
I want to give a special thanks to the owning squad. You did a great job today, I never laught so hard in my life. This thread is a classic and I hope Matt will save it so we can enjoy it every time Alexxx needs an owning.
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I don't think Alexxx is gay. But he does loves men.
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LMAO ! ;D
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wait, stop the presses is this really Alexxx?
Nah, this can't be "Alexxx will be right back"
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Gayer than a sperm flavored lolipop.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=61696.0;attach=71564;image)
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I can't believe anybody actually thinks that is Alexxx, or that Alexxx is not a gimmick.
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I met alexxx saturday dude, he isn't a gimmick
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alexxx is real, dude.
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alexxx is real, dude.
weird isn't it ?
When you read his post you say to yourself: He is a gimmick, a retard like that couldn't exist.
I was wrong
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he's just an overconfident kid.
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Haha yes Alexx is gayer then Elton John giving a birthday party in his backyard.
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Monster muscle insertions.
ROFL, i was about to write that!!!!
and i was thinking i was bad...man, i feel better now!
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alexxx is gayer than culture club's tour bus
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Who's had one of these?
What 14 inch arms ya I hade those at one time
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alexxx is gayer than robert ziruolo pretending he has a wife.
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ya got me.. i made the whole thing up. way to go, inspector.
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Alexxx is not genetically gifted....
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When Alexxx was voted "most likely to swallow giant cocks" he said "what do you meanmost likely? I've been getting face fucked since I was 9.
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alexxx favorite mp3 is 'dont want no short dick men' by twenty fingers.
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Alexx goes to shows and asks each bodybuilder if they need to be oiled up.
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Alexx goes to shows and asks each bodybuilder if they need to be oiled up.
Damn right! But only to the female fitness competitors. Then they oil me up ;)
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Alexxx goes to a Yanni concert to try and get laid
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Alexxx makes house calls for a local sperm bank. He comes to your house,blows you and drives back to the bank with a mouthful of spooge.
Gayer than a "what not to wear" marathon.
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Alexxx makes house calls for a local sperm bank. He comes to your house,blows you and drives back to the bank with a mouthful of spooge.
Gayer than a "what not to wear" marathon.
lol thats hilarious!
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alexxx is so amazingly fucking gay that even homos feel like they are heterosexuals when they meet him.
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Im just replying to this thread so it stays open for all to see what a small and little boy Alexxx is...
I had Diarehha that was bulkier than you
Alexxx just give up
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Alexxx watches American Idol.
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Alexxx watches American Idol.
and likes it.
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Who doesn't like american idol?
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Who doesn't like american idol?
straight people.
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straight people.
I rather be bent then uptigh! What is your opinion on that professor?
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Yes alexxx, I'm sure you do a lot of bending over.
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hye hey hye...making fun of alexxx is all good, but leave american idol out of this >:(
;D
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hye hey hye...making fun of alexxx is all good, but leave american idol out of this >:(
;D
looks like somebody auditioned hahahaha