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Title: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: RatedXXX on September 20, 2016, 02:15:05 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qgqFiNm1jhs/V4ig-9sVSXI/AAAAAAAA1Ac/RAq8C148ktgL2olIpblHLhWauzhXZAq8gCLcB/s1600/tim%2Bbelknap4.jpg)
No bitches, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, movie stars, etc
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: ratherbebig on September 20, 2016, 02:15:49 PM
 :-X
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: OB1 on September 20, 2016, 02:16:12 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qgqFiNm1jhs/V4ig-9sVSXI/AAAAAAAA1Ac/RAq8C148ktgL2olIpblHLhWauzhXZAq8gCLcB/s1600/tim%2Bbelknap4.jpg)
No bitches, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, movie stars, etc

TL:DR
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: njflex on September 20, 2016, 02:20:44 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qgqFiNm1jhs/V4ig-9sVSXI/AAAAAAAA1Ac/RAq8C148ktgL2olIpblHLhWauzhXZAq8gCLcB/s1600/tim%2Bbelknap4.jpg)
No bitches, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, movie stars, etc
yeah bitch tits are a big seller on the news rack...
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: illuminati on September 20, 2016, 02:22:33 PM
Tim Insulina - Meet Phil Insulina... ::)
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: RatedXXX on September 20, 2016, 02:30:43 PM
yeah bitch tits are a big seller on the news rack...
Belknap makes you angry dude?
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: Kwon on September 20, 2016, 02:34:11 PM
Cover would be good if it had TripleH on it.
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: The_Punisher on September 20, 2016, 02:38:18 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qgqFiNm1jhs/V4ig-9sVSXI/AAAAAAAA1Ac/RAq8C148ktgL2olIpblHLhWauzhXZAq8gCLcB/s1600/tim%2Bbelknap4.jpg)
No bitches, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, movie stars, etc

you said no Bitches?....I saw two Bitches on his chest
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: Rambone on September 20, 2016, 02:45:24 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c4/4d/33/c44d33224de392673de75a90d5ce54e6.jpg)
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: njflex on September 20, 2016, 02:48:07 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c4/4d/33/c44d33224de392673de75a90d5ce54e6.jpg)
what a lovely pair of titonas rubbing together,,
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: Kwon on September 20, 2016, 03:17:56 PM
Only thing missing on that cover is TripleH somewhere.
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: King Shizzo on September 20, 2016, 03:21:02 PM
Belknap? More like Belknips.
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: BananaHammock on September 20, 2016, 03:25:46 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qgqFiNm1jhs/V4ig-9sVSXI/AAAAAAAA1Ac/RAq8C148ktgL2olIpblHLhWauzhXZAq8gCLcB/s1600/tim%2Bbelknap4.jpg)
No bitches, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, movie stars, etc

Sock puppet not nearly as impressive as Leverone.
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: Nether Animal on September 20, 2016, 04:19:30 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/nekrodeth/musclemag_zps2b6a7829.jpg)
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: RatedXXX on September 20, 2016, 04:21:35 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/nekrodeth/musclemag_zps2b6a7829.jpg)
Matarazzo...Nice...only that bitch is in the way.
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: Kwon on September 20, 2016, 04:25:32 PM
Matarazzo...Nice...only that bitch is in the way.

Yeah, and where's TripleH's mug?
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: RatedXXX on September 20, 2016, 04:51:13 PM
Yeah, and where's TripleH's mug?
Kennedy never put non-bodybuilders on his covers. That's a David Pecker AMI move. Kennedy was a purist. RIP
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: Deacon Jeschin on September 20, 2016, 06:08:14 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qgqFiNm1jhs/V4ig-9sVSXI/AAAAAAAA1Ac/RAq8C148ktgL2olIpblHLhWauzhXZAq8gCLcB/s1600/tim%2Bbelknap4.jpg)
No bitches, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, movie stars, etc

Did anyone notice the word Natural in quotation marks?   ;D   Too funny.......

Oh.....and would love to be the pus contents of Tim's gynocomastia affected left nip.
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: Rambone on September 20, 2016, 06:27:48 PM
Did anyone notice the word Natural in quotation marks?   ;D   Too funny.......

Oh.....and would love to be the pus contents of Tim's gynocomastia affected left nip.

It's only natural if you want it to be...
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: Rudee on September 20, 2016, 06:31:21 PM
(http://www.musclememory.com/magCovers/mmi/mmi079.jpg)
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: Rambone on September 20, 2016, 06:37:10 PM
(http://www.musclememory.com/magCovers/mmi/mmi079.jpg)

Gayer than the city of Paris
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: WalterWhite on September 20, 2016, 06:49:12 PM
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Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: cephissus on September 20, 2016, 06:59:36 PM
Did anyone notice the word Natural in quotation marks?   ;D   Too funny.......

Oh.....and would love to be the pus contents of Tim's gynocomastia affected left nip.

Lol!  Didn't catch that :D
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: BayGBM on September 20, 2016, 07:26:38 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qgqFiNm1jhs/V4ig-9sVSXI/AAAAAAAA1Ac/RAq8C148ktgL2olIpblHLhWauzhXZAq8gCLcB/s1600/tim%2Bbelknap4.jpg)
No bitches, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, movie stars, etc

Bay likey!  :D
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: Jizmonkey on September 20, 2016, 07:27:09 PM
Belknap always looked like his blood pressure was through the roof.
Wasn't he a manlet?
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: youandme on September 20, 2016, 07:33:55 PM
umm it was well known MD was for the fags back then.


Musclemag was the mag in the 90s and early 2000s
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: light weight baby on September 21, 2016, 03:44:26 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: rocco-x on September 21, 2016, 04:43:17 AM
Matarazzo...Nice...only that bitch is in the way.
Mike was big as fuck...miss him on or in muscle rags, altho it's been years since I bought one.
  The chick with him is Raye Hollit I think.
  Met her a few times at one of the old Strong and Shapely gyms back in late 80's.
  It is amazing tho, imo anyway, how many of us older guys have witnessed the sport morph into what it now is. Hollit's body on this cover was considered huge for a woman or too manly whereas today it's average at best. Sorta the same with Mattarazo. Big as fuck but guys are coming in 325+ in comps now...

  I know this thread started as a gimmick post by the OP but figured I'd make the best out of it.
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: TRIX on September 21, 2016, 05:09:15 AM
I could buy the musclemag and not feel gay. Because of all the tittays on the covers. Buying MD I felt like a homo and stopped after a few mags :D
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: funk51 on September 21, 2016, 05:57:47 AM
 :D
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: BayGBM on September 21, 2016, 06:04:10 AM
I could buy the musclemag and not feel gay. Because of all the tittays on the covers. Buying MD I felt like a homo and stopped after a few mags :D

If you feel gay... you are gay.  And there is nothing wrong with that.  Hating yourself is not the answer.  :'(
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: King Shizzo on September 21, 2016, 06:10:02 AM
If you feel gay... you are gay.  And there is nothing wrong with that.  Hating yourself is not the answer.  :'(
That's not necessarily true. I also felt awkward buying muscle mags as a late teen/early 20's.....

For me, it had everything to do with me being a pipsqueak, and not fitting the mold of the guys on the cover.

It's was like buying condoms at Walgreens.  The cashiers know exactly what you are trying to accomplish.
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: Simple Simon on September 21, 2016, 06:18:42 AM
That's not necessarily true. I also felt awkward buying muscle mags as a late teen/early 20's.....

For me, it had everything to do with me being a pipsqueak, and not fitting the mold of the guys on the cover.

It's was like buying condoms at Walgreens.  The cashiers know exactly what you are trying to accomplish.
how did you feel sucking a dick?
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: BayGBM on September 21, 2016, 06:18:57 AM
That's not necessarily true. I also felt awkward buying muscle mags as a late teen/early 20's.....

For me, it had everything to do with me being a pipsqueak, and not fitting the mold of the guys on the cover.

It's was like buying condoms at Walgreens.  The cashiers know exactly what you are trying to accomplish.

Feeling like a pipsqueak is not the same thing as feeling gay--which is what TRIX specifically mentioned (twice).  This would only warrant a response from you if you felt similarly gay.  Which is something only you can know. Yet you did respond and this obviously resonated with you... so...  ::)
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: King Shizzo on September 21, 2016, 06:25:12 AM
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-34838-I-am-not-gay-gif-Watson-Sherlo-qX4m.gif)
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 21, 2016, 11:26:13 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/nekrodeth/musclemag_zps2b6a7829.jpg)
I may actually have bought this one back in the day.....must have been one of the last.
Title: Re: What a muscle mag cover is supposed to look like
Post by: RatedXXX on September 21, 2016, 03:02:39 PM
:D
Those were the days. You knew you had a men's magazine on your hands.