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Title: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on March 28, 2006, 09:59:45 AM
with all of the crazy claims going on here we could take on the world and rewrite the record books, we've got Toxic's buddy who pulls 765 for 6 reps at 200, squats 675 for reps, stavios's ex girlfrieds dad who benches 545 in his basement, mesomorph's buddy who bench pressed 635 for 8, man, we could rule the world. ::)
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Post by: Prime on March 28, 2006, 10:00:53 AM
i can squat 352 for 5 :D
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Post by: alexxx on March 28, 2006, 10:01:13 AM
Then we got sarcasm who claims that he is bigger and stronger than them all...
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Post by: Mars on March 28, 2006, 10:02:17 AM
Shut up skinny.
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Post by: Bossa on March 28, 2006, 10:03:12 AM
HAHAHAHA yes Sarcams we could be like the WPO with "Alexxx" being the whorish tart showcasing the next attempt HAHAHAHA
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Post by: brianX on March 28, 2006, 10:05:34 AM
Make sure you bring along Man of Short Shorts' dad. He can incline bench 450 for 10 reps.
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Post by: SS on March 28, 2006, 10:09:37 AM
don't forget about that fat fuck that says he can military press 315!!!!!
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Post by: Palpatine Q on March 28, 2006, 10:09:42 AM
The first time Alexxx the pizzaboy got on a flat bench he started yelling "someone dip their balls in my mouth!!!"
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Post by: alexxx on March 28, 2006, 10:12:10 AM
funny thing is I can outlift any of you sissies!
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Post by: Palpatine Q on March 28, 2006, 10:14:46 AM
I would guess your max bench around 250-260 judging from your overall punyness
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Post by: triple_pickle on March 28, 2006, 10:23:52 AM
i biceps curl 20's and squat 135 for REPS
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Post by: Stavios on March 28, 2006, 10:29:06 AM
Actually my ex-gf's dads did his lift in a powerlifting competition and with a shirt ;)
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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on March 28, 2006, 10:35:41 AM
Shut up skinny.

hahahahahahahaha.
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Post by: Bast175 on March 28, 2006, 10:37:53 AM
Alexxx is Canadian!

hahaahaha, what a fag.
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on March 28, 2006, 10:38:44 AM
Shut up skinny.

::)
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Post by: Bast175 on March 28, 2006, 10:39:35 AM
::)

yea Mars has better delts than you.
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on March 28, 2006, 10:40:34 AM
Alexxx is Canadian!

hahaahaha, what a fag.

Bast is africansmallanian!

hahaahaha, what a fag.
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 28, 2006, 10:42:19 AM
By the way condomlicker, gold chains went out about 20 years ago.
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bast175 on March 28, 2006, 10:45:01 AM
Bast is africansmallanian!



Africansmallanians have better genetics than you, Frenchie!
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on March 28, 2006, 10:45:51 AM
By the way condomlicker, gold chains went out about 20 years ago.

Thats Russian gold. Something you can't afford.
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on March 28, 2006, 10:46:36 AM
wtf is russian gold?
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bast175 on March 28, 2006, 10:48:11 AM
Thats Russian gold. Something you can't afford.

Do you wear russian ankle bracelets too??  ROFL

Gayer than your back is narrow.
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 28, 2006, 10:49:27 AM
wtf is russian gold?

We call it TIN.
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Post by: brianX on March 28, 2006, 10:50:40 AM
Is that really alexxx? hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha!!!
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Post by: triple_pickle on March 28, 2006, 11:05:59 AM
We call it TIN.

hahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by: alexxx on March 28, 2006, 11:11:34 AM
Russian gold coins nothing better!
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Post by: Bast175 on March 28, 2006, 11:12:56 AM
When you take the wrapping off are they chocolate inside?
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Post by: Tap Out on March 28, 2006, 11:35:21 AM
By the way condomlicker, gold chains went out about 20 years ago.
so did wearing leg warmers with a leotard. but thats not stopping alexxx.

gayer than a Mr. T blowup doll
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 28, 2006, 11:50:35 AM
Nobody will spot Alexxx anymore because he tries to bite your balls when you lean over to assist him.
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Post by: Ursus on March 28, 2006, 12:41:25 PM
my 250lb squat at 220 lol
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Post by: SS on March 28, 2006, 12:44:04 PM
my 250lb squat at 220 lol
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaharharharhargagagagagagogogogogogogoooooooooxndhdksksa,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on March 28, 2006, 12:46:33 PM
Nobody will spot Alexxx anymore because he tries to bite your balls when you lean over to assist him.

ROFLOLOAJHOIUJAOUOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 06, 2006, 10:36:18 AM
i had to bump this one because we've got two new entries, "Rhino" benched 661 and squatted 1000 and "huge" Ron Harris pressed 315 behind the neck for reps, inclined 150 lb. db's for reps, squatted 700, hack squatted 900, so with these new entries would should own the powerlifting world, hahaha.
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bossa on April 06, 2006, 10:37:33 AM
HAHAH YES!!! Who knew that Rhino is stronger than Bill Kazmaier...he just "doesn't lifet in sanctioned meets" ::)
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 06, 2006, 10:39:57 AM
HAHAH YES!!! Who knew that Rhino is stronger than Bill Kazmaier...he just "doesn't lifet in sanctioned meets" ::)
yeah dude, i just had a few guys at the gym put a dump truck on my back and i squatted it for 10 reps and then i went out side and layed on the ground and then bench pressed the gym off of it's foundation for 5.
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: anvil on April 06, 2006, 11:01:02 AM
i just pushed a 14-story bulilding off of it's foundation, 3 blocks away onto an empty parking lot and supersetted that with pink 5 lb. DB side laterals for 8 reps!

but shit, RHINO came along and did it all plus 10 reps. ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: brianX on April 06, 2006, 11:11:42 AM
You might as well add Ron "Pazuzu" Harris to the team. Anyone who can squat 700 and incline bench near 4 plates a side has got to have a pretty good total.
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Post by: bigtmoney on April 06, 2006, 11:13:23 AM
"then i went out side and layed on the ground and then bench pressed the gym off of it's foundation for 5."

Now that was funny!
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 06, 2006, 11:59:39 AM
Lets not forget Sarcasm's feats of strengh. hammer curling 85 pound dumbells for 3 reps with his 17 inch arms  :o

Lifting 3 guys on his back while doing donkey calf raises. The fourth guy was behind him making sure his form was perfect by keeping his hands on his ass.  Needless to say that when this little spectacle happens in the gym or at the baseball games... Sarcasm grunts like a mad cow getting rapped by a bull. ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 06, 2006, 12:06:25 PM
Lets not forget Sarcasm's feats of strengh. hammer curling 85 pound dumbells for 3 reps with his 17 inch arms  :o

Lifting 3 guys on his back while doing donkey calf raises. The fourth guy was behind him making sure his form was perfect by keeping his hands on his ass.  Needless to say that when this little spectacle happens in the gym or at the baseball games... Sarcasm grunts like a mad cow getting rapped by a bull. ;D
getting "rapped"?
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 06, 2006, 12:08:05 PM
getting "rapped"?

thats right!

raped aka fundeled

and you liked it from what I hear

Right natural al?
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on April 06, 2006, 12:09:54 PM
thats right!

raped aka fundeled

and you liked it from what I hear

Right natural al?
"fundeled"?
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 06, 2006, 12:10:42 PM
"fundeled"?

What are you a grammar teacher?
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 06, 2006, 12:17:29 PM
Make sure you bring along Man of Short Shorts' dad. He can incline bench 450 for 10 reps.

Guess it could be worse, 'spose my father could've fondled my little 8-year old prick like your father did yours on your "Father-Son Cub Scout CampOut Weekend".


Monster pedophile!!!


MOS
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Post by: MisterMagoo on April 06, 2006, 12:27:55 PM
you'll have to forgive alexxx. he's trying to type and suck off his stepdad at the same time, so he can't keep his eyes entirely on the screen or both hands on the keyboard.
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Post by: alexxx on April 06, 2006, 12:35:28 PM
you'll have to forgive alexxx. he's trying to type and suck off his stepdad at the same time, so he can't keep his eyes entirely on the screen or both hands on the keyboard.

hmmm looks like I got a new aficiado!
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Post by: brianX on April 06, 2006, 01:04:48 PM
Guess it could be worse, 'spose my father could've fondled my little 8-year old prick like your father did yours on your "Father-Son Cub Scout CampOut Weekend".


Monster pedophile!!!


MOS

ERROR 404: FUNNY NOT FOUND
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 06, 2006, 01:07:45 PM
yeah dude, i just had a few guys at the gym put a dump truck on my back and i squatted it for 10 reps and then i went out side and layed on the ground and then bench pressed the gym off of it's foundation for 5.

 No way did you lift up a dump truck, "fecesinyourface" :)
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Post by: benchthis on April 06, 2006, 01:08:27 PM
wow i didnt know it was pick on alex day today  :-\...... hey alex your weak   :D... i feel apart of something now
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Post by: sarcasm on April 06, 2006, 01:09:08 PM
No way did you lift up a dump truck, "fecesinyourface" :)
yes i did fully loaded with your boyfriends jizz filled condoms, what's that 5 tons?
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Post by: alexxx on April 06, 2006, 01:09:44 PM
wow i didnt know it was pick on alex day today  :-\...... hey alex your weak   :D... i feel apart of something now

Thats an everyday thing. People just can't handle somebody with a higher physique/iq. ;)
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 06, 2006, 01:11:11 PM
yes i did fully loaded with your boyfriends jizz filled condoms, what's that 5 tons?

 Why were you holding jizz filled condoms? About ready to have yourself a snack, I take it. I respect your choice to come out. I have to say though, I always suspected that you liked men.
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Post by: alexxx on April 06, 2006, 01:13:11 PM
Why were you holding jizz filled condoms? About ready to have yourself a snack, I take it. I respect your choice to come out. I have to say though, I always suspected that you liked men.

good point
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Post by: Man of Steel on April 06, 2006, 01:14:44 PM
ERROR 404: FUNNY NOT FOUND

They can't all be gold Brian, then again we can't all be straight either.....thanks for suckin all that dick and keepin things in balance!


MOS
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 06, 2006, 01:15:50 PM
good point

 I don't see why he has a problem being gay. This is 2006, he is not likely to be harrassed for it.
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Post by: brachilius on April 06, 2006, 01:17:37 PM
By the way condomlicker, gold chains went out about 20 years ago.

Is that worst genetics for biceps anyone has ever seen?
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 06, 2006, 01:18:16 PM
I don't see why he has a problem being gay. This is 2006, he is not likely to be harrassed for it.

Well he does hang around jocks quite often... he thinks to himself if only I join the team as a sophmore I could get another initiation where the guys make me wear that dress and stick things up my ass.
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Post by: brianX on April 06, 2006, 01:48:58 PM
Man of Steel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I was a gambling man, I would bet that you are the type of "guy" who walks into a Bally's gym wearing nothing but assless chaps, a fake moustache, a cowboy hat, red booties, and a Judas Priest tanktop, then proceeds to do lying leg curls for hours on end while demanding a spot on every set! Gay as the day is long.
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Post by: LuciusFox on April 06, 2006, 01:50:34 PM
Man of Steel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I was a gambling man, I would bet that you are the type of "guy" who walks into a Bally's gym wearing nothing but assless chaps, a fake moustache, a cowboy hat, red booties, and a Judas Priest tanktop, then proceeds to do lying leg curls for hours on end while demanding a spot on every set! Gay as the day is long!

 Hahahahaha...Man of Steel sounds like he might just fit the bill! ;D
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Post by: Special Ed on April 06, 2006, 02:06:35 PM
Man of Steel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I was a gambling man, I would bet that you are the type of "guy" who walks into a Bally's gym wearing nothing but assless chaps, a fake moustache, a cowboy hat, red booties, and a Judas Priest tanktop, then proceeds to do lying leg curls for hours on end while demanding a spot on every set! Gay as the day is long.
Judas Priest RULEZ!!!

Special "Point of Entry" Ed
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Post by: bigtmoney on April 06, 2006, 02:13:06 PM
This is the funniest thread I've seen on Getbig, I can't stop laughing at these comebacks.
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Post by: Man of Steel on April 06, 2006, 02:37:12 PM
Man of Steel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I was a gambling man, I would bet that you are the type of "guy" who walks into a Bally's gym wearing nothing but assless chaps, a fake moustache, a cowboy hat, red booties, and a Judas Priest tanktop, then proceeds to do lying leg curls for hours on end while demanding a spot on every set! Gay as the day is long.

BRIANX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You bonesacked tiny tit!!!  I leave for a few minutes and you show this type of disrespect.....never speak out of turn!!!  I should contact Showstoppa and have him punch your mother in the face you disgusting knobslobber!!!   I bet you're the type of guy that joins the Marines and when your drill instructor approaches you in the lineup and asks why you joined his beloved core you shout at the top of your lungs, "SIR YES SIR!!  I'M HERE TO MEET SOME BIG OILY BEEFCAKES, SUCK SOME COCK AND HAVE SOME NUTS DANGLED ACROSS MY QUIVERING, MOANING LIPS!!!  Errrrrr.....I mean, I'm here to serve my country sir!!!"   Gayer than the Canadian National Anthem!!



MOS
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 06, 2006, 10:18:49 PM
BRIANX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You bonesacked tiny tit!!!  I leave for a few minutes and you show this type of disrespect.....never speak out of turn!!!  I should contact Showstoppa and have him punch your mother in the face you disgusting knobslobber!!!   I bet you're the type of guy that joins the Marines and when your drill instructor approaches you in the lineup and asks why you joined his beloved core you shout at the top of your lungs, "SIR YES SIR!!  I'M HERE TO MEET SOME BIG OILY BEEFCAKES, SUCK SOME COCK AND HAVE SOME NUTS DANGLED ACROSS MY QUIVERING, MOANING LIPS!!!  Errrrrr.....I mean, I'm here to serve my country sir!!!"   Gayer than the Canadian National Anthem!!



MOS

 Humorous, but still...Meltdown.
Title: Re: Getbig Powerlifting Team starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 06, 2006, 10:26:48 PM
Judas Priest RULEZ!!!

Special "Point of Entry" Ed
ha i agree with you there.

john "ram it down" matrix.