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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: sarcasm on March 28, 2006, 09:59:45 AM
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with all of the crazy claims going on here we could take on the world and rewrite the record books, we've got Toxic's buddy who pulls 765 for 6 reps at 200, squats 675 for reps, stavios's ex girlfrieds dad who benches 545 in his basement, mesomorph's buddy who bench pressed 635 for 8, man, we could rule the world. ::)
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i can squat 352 for 5 :D
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Then we got sarcasm who claims that he is bigger and stronger than them all...
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Shut up skinny.
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HAHAHAHA yes Sarcams we could be like the WPO with "Alexxx" being the whorish tart showcasing the next attempt HAHAHAHA
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Make sure you bring along Man of Short Shorts' dad. He can incline bench 450 for 10 reps.
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don't forget about that fat fuck that says he can military press 315!!!!!
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The first time Alexxx the pizzaboy got on a flat bench he started yelling "someone dip their balls in my mouth!!!"
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funny thing is I can outlift any of you sissies!
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I would guess your max bench around 250-260 judging from your overall punyness
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i biceps curl 20's and squat 135 for REPS
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Actually my ex-gf's dads did his lift in a powerlifting competition and with a shirt ;)
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Shut up skinny.
hahahahahahahaha.
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Alexxx is Canadian!
hahaahaha, what a fag.
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Shut up skinny.
::)
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yea Mars has better delts than you.
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Alexxx is Canadian!
hahaahaha, what a fag.
Bast is africansmallanian!
hahaahaha, what a fag.
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By the way condomlicker, gold chains went out about 20 years ago.
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Bast is africansmallanian!
Africansmallanians have better genetics than you, Frenchie!
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By the way condomlicker, gold chains went out about 20 years ago.
Thats Russian gold. Something you can't afford.
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wtf is russian gold?
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Thats Russian gold. Something you can't afford.
Do you wear russian ankle bracelets too?? ROFL
Gayer than your back is narrow.
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wtf is russian gold?
We call it TIN.
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Is that really alexxx? hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha!!!
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We call it TIN.
hahahahahahahahaha!
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Russian gold coins nothing better!
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When you take the wrapping off are they chocolate inside?
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By the way condomlicker, gold chains went out about 20 years ago.
so did wearing leg warmers with a leotard. but thats not stopping alexxx.
gayer than a Mr. T blowup doll
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Nobody will spot Alexxx anymore because he tries to bite your balls when you lean over to assist him.
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my 250lb squat at 220 lol
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my 250lb squat at 220 lol
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaharharharhargagagagagagogogogogogogoooooooooxndhdksksa,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nobody will spot Alexxx anymore because he tries to bite your balls when you lean over to assist him.
ROFLOLOAJHOIUJAOUOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i had to bump this one because we've got two new entries, "Rhino" benched 661 and squatted 1000 and "huge" Ron Harris pressed 315 behind the neck for reps, inclined 150 lb. db's for reps, squatted 700, hack squatted 900, so with these new entries would should own the powerlifting world, hahaha.
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HAHAH YES!!! Who knew that Rhino is stronger than Bill Kazmaier...he just "doesn't lifet in sanctioned meets" ::)
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HAHAH YES!!! Who knew that Rhino is stronger than Bill Kazmaier...he just "doesn't lifet in sanctioned meets" ::)
yeah dude, i just had a few guys at the gym put a dump truck on my back and i squatted it for 10 reps and then i went out side and layed on the ground and then bench pressed the gym off of it's foundation for 5.
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i just pushed a 14-story bulilding off of it's foundation, 3 blocks away onto an empty parking lot and supersetted that with pink 5 lb. DB side laterals for 8 reps!
but shit, RHINO came along and did it all plus 10 reps. ;D
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You might as well add Ron "Pazuzu" Harris to the team. Anyone who can squat 700 and incline bench near 4 plates a side has got to have a pretty good total.
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"then i went out side and layed on the ground and then bench pressed the gym off of it's foundation for 5."
Now that was funny!
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Lets not forget Sarcasm's feats of strengh. hammer curling 85 pound dumbells for 3 reps with his 17 inch arms :o
Lifting 3 guys on his back while doing donkey calf raises. The fourth guy was behind him making sure his form was perfect by keeping his hands on his ass. Needless to say that when this little spectacle happens in the gym or at the baseball games... Sarcasm grunts like a mad cow getting rapped by a bull. ;D
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Lets not forget Sarcasm's feats of strengh. hammer curling 85 pound dumbells for 3 reps with his 17 inch arms :o
Lifting 3 guys on his back while doing donkey calf raises. The fourth guy was behind him making sure his form was perfect by keeping his hands on his ass. Needless to say that when this little spectacle happens in the gym or at the baseball games... Sarcasm grunts like a mad cow getting rapped by a bull. ;D
getting "rapped"?
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getting "rapped"?
thats right!
raped aka fundeled
and you liked it from what I hear
Right natural al?
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thats right!
raped aka fundeled
and you liked it from what I hear
Right natural al?
"fundeled"?
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"fundeled"?
What are you a grammar teacher?
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Make sure you bring along Man of Short Shorts' dad. He can incline bench 450 for 10 reps.
Guess it could be worse, 'spose my father could've fondled my little 8-year old prick like your father did yours on your "Father-Son Cub Scout CampOut Weekend".
Monster pedophile!!!
MOS
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you'll have to forgive alexxx. he's trying to type and suck off his stepdad at the same time, so he can't keep his eyes entirely on the screen or both hands on the keyboard.
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you'll have to forgive alexxx. he's trying to type and suck off his stepdad at the same time, so he can't keep his eyes entirely on the screen or both hands on the keyboard.
hmmm looks like I got a new aficiado!
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Guess it could be worse, 'spose my father could've fondled my little 8-year old prick like your father did yours on your "Father-Son Cub Scout CampOut Weekend".
Monster pedophile!!!
MOS
ERROR 404: FUNNY NOT FOUND
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yeah dude, i just had a few guys at the gym put a dump truck on my back and i squatted it for 10 reps and then i went out side and layed on the ground and then bench pressed the gym off of it's foundation for 5.
No way did you lift up a dump truck, "fecesinyourface" :)
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wow i didnt know it was pick on alex day today :-\...... hey alex your weak :D... i feel apart of something now
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No way did you lift up a dump truck, "fecesinyourface" :)
yes i did fully loaded with your boyfriends jizz filled condoms, what's that 5 tons?
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wow i didnt know it was pick on alex day today :-\...... hey alex your weak :D... i feel apart of something now
Thats an everyday thing. People just can't handle somebody with a higher physique/iq. ;)
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yes i did fully loaded with your boyfriends jizz filled condoms, what's that 5 tons?
Why were you holding jizz filled condoms? About ready to have yourself a snack, I take it. I respect your choice to come out. I have to say though, I always suspected that you liked men.
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Why were you holding jizz filled condoms? About ready to have yourself a snack, I take it. I respect your choice to come out. I have to say though, I always suspected that you liked men.
good point
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They can't all be gold Brian, then again we can't all be straight either.....thanks for suckin all that dick and keepin things in balance!
MOS
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good point
I don't see why he has a problem being gay. This is 2006, he is not likely to be harrassed for it.
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By the way condomlicker, gold chains went out about 20 years ago.
Is that worst genetics for biceps anyone has ever seen?
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I don't see why he has a problem being gay. This is 2006, he is not likely to be harrassed for it.
Well he does hang around jocks quite often... he thinks to himself if only I join the team as a sophmore I could get another initiation where the guys make me wear that dress and stick things up my ass.
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Man of Steel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I was a gambling man, I would bet that you are the type of "guy" who walks into a Bally's gym wearing nothing but assless chaps, a fake moustache, a cowboy hat, red booties, and a Judas Priest tanktop, then proceeds to do lying leg curls for hours on end while demanding a spot on every set! Gay as the day is long.
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Man of Steel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I was a gambling man, I would bet that you are the type of "guy" who walks into a Bally's gym wearing nothing but assless chaps, a fake moustache, a cowboy hat, red booties, and a Judas Priest tanktop, then proceeds to do lying leg curls for hours on end while demanding a spot on every set! Gay as the day is long!
Hahahahaha...Man of Steel sounds like he might just fit the bill! ;D
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Man of Steel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I was a gambling man, I would bet that you are the type of "guy" who walks into a Bally's gym wearing nothing but assless chaps, a fake moustache, a cowboy hat, red booties, and a Judas Priest tanktop, then proceeds to do lying leg curls for hours on end while demanding a spot on every set! Gay as the day is long.
Judas Priest RULEZ!!!
Special "Point of Entry" Ed
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This is the funniest thread I've seen on Getbig, I can't stop laughing at these comebacks.
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Man of Steel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I was a gambling man, I would bet that you are the type of "guy" who walks into a Bally's gym wearing nothing but assless chaps, a fake moustache, a cowboy hat, red booties, and a Judas Priest tanktop, then proceeds to do lying leg curls for hours on end while demanding a spot on every set! Gay as the day is long.
BRIANX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You bonesacked tiny tit!!! I leave for a few minutes and you show this type of disrespect.....never speak out of turn!!! I should contact Showstoppa and have him punch your mother in the face you disgusting knobslobber!!! I bet you're the type of guy that joins the Marines and when your drill instructor approaches you in the lineup and asks why you joined his beloved core you shout at the top of your lungs, "SIR YES SIR!! I'M HERE TO MEET SOME BIG OILY BEEFCAKES, SUCK SOME COCK AND HAVE SOME NUTS DANGLED ACROSS MY QUIVERING, MOANING LIPS!!! Errrrrr.....I mean, I'm here to serve my country sir!!!" Gayer than the Canadian National Anthem!!
MOS
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BRIANX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You bonesacked tiny tit!!! I leave for a few minutes and you show this type of disrespect.....never speak out of turn!!! I should contact Showstoppa and have him punch your mother in the face you disgusting knobslobber!!! I bet you're the type of guy that joins the Marines and when your drill instructor approaches you in the lineup and asks why you joined his beloved core you shout at the top of your lungs, "SIR YES SIR!! I'M HERE TO MEET SOME BIG OILY BEEFCAKES, SUCK SOME COCK AND HAVE SOME NUTS DANGLED ACROSS MY QUIVERING, MOANING LIPS!!! Errrrrr.....I mean, I'm here to serve my country sir!!!" Gayer than the Canadian National Anthem!!
MOS
Humorous, but still...Meltdown.
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Judas Priest RULEZ!!!
Special "Point of Entry" Ed
ha i agree with you there.
john "ram it down" matrix.