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Title: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Fallsview on November 02, 2016, 06:00:33 PM
Went grocery shopping for some things today: Beer, Sushi, Ribeyes, Grapes, Gogurts, Pudding cups,

I had my son with me and put him in the car and loaded the groceries up.

Left the cart on the side.

Woman in leggings and one of those aerobic tops that hooks the thumb asked me why I can't bring the cart back to the corral.

I lost it.

I have a child in the car you stupid bitch. Are you that much of an ignorant kunnt you have to play cart police? I'd put my foot up your ass if I didn't have my kid. Mind you I got out of my Honda and shut the door while I addressed this bitch.  

I drove off but got pulled over down the street.

Cop came up to the car and asked why I was harassing a woman? I told him first, she engaged me, and was making it a big deal why I didn't bring a fucking shopping cart back to the corral. I told him I have a child in the car and it is illegal for me to leave that child unattended and she should mind her own fucking business.

Cop says Ok, have a nice day.

Check one off the good guys.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on November 02, 2016, 06:01:54 PM
What "son" ??  Your black wife dumped you and you were shooting blanks anyhow.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 02, 2016, 06:26:21 PM
Lol. I'm not Alex but I have a hummer like him.  

On a side note. Can't stand those fucking thumb sleeves shit.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Fallsview on November 02, 2016, 06:34:31 PM
Lol. I'm not Alex but I have a hummer like him.  

On a side note. Can't stand those fucking thumb sleeves shit.

Huh?
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: johnnynoname on November 02, 2016, 07:23:38 PM
"Ralph's" is a supermarket that can only be found in CA



....hmmm?
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: C-BuZz on November 02, 2016, 08:12:53 PM
Pretty cool story. I actually enjoyed it. Action/adventure/violence with a pinch of humour. Was missing the sexual innuendos & gaping asshole pix but understood due to the fact you had your kid with you.

All while sipping my soy cappacino in the foodcourt while browsing getbig on my mobile of course.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: The Scott on November 02, 2016, 08:29:17 PM
Gosh...the only way to improve on this torrid tale of testosterone gone wild is if the woman in question was married to the steroid guy at church.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Griffith on November 03, 2016, 02:24:35 AM
People should mind their own business.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: _bruce_ on November 03, 2016, 02:51:23 AM
"Should of" shut her up with a burger and positive mental projection.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: rocco-x on November 03, 2016, 04:53:45 AM
I'm waiting for the movie to come out...maybe direct to Netflix.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: C-BuZz on November 03, 2016, 04:56:44 AM
I'm waiting for the movie to come out...maybe direct to Netflix.

Direct to putlocker.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: CalvinH on November 03, 2016, 05:31:03 AM
Getting very boring.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Fallsview on November 03, 2016, 05:58:35 AM
Getting very boring.

Yes thats exactly what the men say while having sex with you. You've been a very big pathetic slob since day one. Fuck off now. Fuck off hard, Fuck off forever.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: CalvinH on November 03, 2016, 06:04:29 AM
Yes thats exactly what the men say while having sex with you. You've been a very big pathetic slob since day one. Fuck off now. Fuck off hard, Fuck off forever.


Still boring...
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: CalvinH on November 03, 2016, 06:10:00 AM
Zzzz...I'm gonna go crank some Skynyrd now before your posts put me to sleep.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Fallsview on November 03, 2016, 06:24:06 AM
Zzzz...I'm gonna go crank some Skynyrd now before your posts put me to sleep.

Which Skynyrd? Hopefully not the Gary's mess of a band. Do you know I have Steve's luggage tag from the crash?
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: johnnynoname on November 03, 2016, 06:48:19 AM
ya know---i've actually had sex with a fair amount of black women (i know I set myself up there for some sort of "funny reply" btw)


anyway fucking a black woman takes A LOT of energy out of man....you need days to recover from it yo....legit

I preface that because Alex either has some sort of Wolverine like recovery powers or he isn't getting any at all because the dude has way too much energy to spend on this boring gimmick
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: CalvinH on November 03, 2016, 07:39:33 AM
Which Skynyrd? Hopefully not the Gary's mess of a band. Do you know I have Steve's luggage tag from the crash?

Nah not that cover band.
For $10,000 you can get one of the less then 100 made copies of Allen's Gibson Explorer made with Korina wood. It even has the faded/missing paint areas on the back of the neck and bottom of the guitar.


...the missing paint on the back was from when my brother picked up the guitar and it stuck to the guitar stand. Allen was in the hospital and the guitar was sitting in a studio in Florida so long that when my brother picked it up it stuck to the stand then the stand fell off and took some paint with it.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Princess L on November 03, 2016, 08:40:59 AM
Went grocery shopping for some things today: Beer, Sushi, Ribeyes, Grapes, Gogurts, Pudding cups,

I had my son with me and put him in the car and loaded the groceries up.

Left the cart on the side.

Woman in leggings and one of those aerobic tops that hooks the thumb asked me why I can't bring the cart back to the corral.

I lost it.

I have a child in the car you stupid bitch. Are you that much of an ignorant kunnt you have to play cart police? I'd put my foot up your ass if I didn't have my kid. Mind you I got out of my Honda and shut the door while I addressed this bitch.  

I drove off but got pulled over down the street.

Cop came up to the car and asked why I was harassing a woman? I told him first, she engaged me, and was making it a big deal why I didn't bring a fucking shopping cart back to the corral. I told him I have a child in the car and it is illegal for me to leave that child unattended and she should mind her own fucking business.

Cop says Ok, have a nice day.

Check one off the good guys.

You've always claimed to be too affluent and refined to shop at such a lowbrow place like Ralph's.  

It is my business when your stray cart hits my door or prevents me from parking.  Demonstrate a lesson in respect and civility for others to your kid and walk a few extra steps you lazy fuck.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Erik C on November 03, 2016, 08:49:41 AM
Your problem is that you have daily confrontations with complete nobodies, because even they can recognize that you are a total asshole.

Hope this helps!
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Simple Simon on November 03, 2016, 08:59:43 AM
Your problem is that you have daily confrontations with complete nobodies, because even they can recognize that you are a total asshole.

Hope this helps!

I thought everyone knew none of these stories were true?
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Skeeter on November 03, 2016, 09:13:08 AM
Went grocery shopping for some things today: Beer, Sushi, Ribeyes, Grapes, Gogurts, Pudding cups,

I had my son with me and put him in the car and loaded the groceries up.

Left the cart on the side.

Woman in leggings and one of those aerobic tops that hooks the thumb asked me why I can't bring the cart back to the corral.

I lost it.

I have a child in the car you stupid bitch. Are you that much of an ignorant kunnt you have to play cart police? I'd put my foot up your ass if I didn't have my kid. Mind you I got out of my Honda and shut the door while I addressed this bitch.  

I drove off but got pulled over down the street.

Cop came up to the car and asked why I was harassing a woman? I told him first, she engaged me, and was making it a big deal why I didn't bring a fucking shopping cart back to the corral. I told him I have a child in the car and it is illegal for me to leave that child unattended and she should mind her own fucking business.

Cop says Ok, have a nice day.

Check one off the good guys.


Put your cart away you lazy prick.  :D
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Fallsview on November 03, 2016, 10:31:15 AM
You've always claimed to be too affluent and refined to shop at such a lowbrow place like Ralph's.  

It is my business when your stray cart hits my door or prevents me from parking.  Demonstrate a lesson in respect and civility for others to your kid and walk a few extra steps you lazy fuck.

NO ITS NOT YOUR BUSINESS STUPID! Back in the 1970's early 1980's stores didn't have corrals...THEY HIRED PEOPLE TO PICK UP CARTS. Did they pass the savings to you? NO!
Are you that uneducated of a woman to know its against the law to leave your child unattended in a car? Even paying for gas, someone can car jack your car with your child in it. A friend of ours was yelled at by a CHiPs because she paid for gas and left the child in the car. No fine or anything else happened, just yelling and making her out to be a bad mom. She was devastated.
Plus, do you know my vehicle is around $193,000 with all the extra's I've done to it? How much would a simple scratch in your Chevy Bolt cost to fix?
You're an uneducated serf.

Tip: Don't have kids...you'll probably lose one...or worse.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Taffin on November 03, 2016, 10:37:36 AM
NO ITS NOT YOUR BUSINESS STUPID! Back in the 1970's early 1980's stores didn't have corrals...THEY HIRED PEOPLE TO PICK UP CARTS. Did they pass the savings to you? NO!
Are you that uneducated of a woman to know its against the law to leave your child unattended in a car? Even paying for gas, someone can car jack your car with your child in it. A friend of ours was yelled at by a CHiPs because she paid for gas and left the child in the car. No fine or anything else happened, just yelling and making her out to be a bad mom. She was devastated.
Plus, do you know my vehicle is around $193,000 with all the extra's I've done to it? How much would a simple scratch in your Chevy Bolt cost to fix?
You're an uneducated serf.

Tip: Don't have kids...you'll probably lose one...or worse.

Ooh, sounds a lot nicer than my old POS - can we see a picture please?
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Fallsview on November 03, 2016, 11:10:01 AM
Nah not that cover band.
For $10,000 you can get one of the less then 100 made copies of Allen's Gibson Explorer made with Korina wood. It even has the faded/missing paint areas on the back of the neck and bottom of the guitar.


...the missing paint on the back was from when my brother picked up the guitar and it stuck to the guitar stand. Allen was in the hospital and the guitar was sitting in a studio in Florida so long that when my brother picked it up it stuck to the stand then the stand fell off and took some paint with it.

I thought that was Kent who picked up the guitar and it stuck? The guitar was in Allen's house. He had since given up playing it and when he tried years earlier his fingers had hurt since the blisters were gone. Allen's father was the only one that cared. His mother was a POS and Allen had nothing to do with her. Allen had a death wish after Kathy died. He would fall asleep in his chair with lit cigerettes that would burn down to his skin. Sad shape Allen was in. Whats even more sad is his one daughter is committed. They were playing around, could be 79 or 81 and she fell off her ride along toy and smashed her head. To this day we really don't know if Allen was indeed driving that jeep that killed his girlfriend. He might have just took the fall for her since he felt guilty losing two women he loved. Total bad luck that group had.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Ronnie Rep on November 03, 2016, 11:17:00 AM
Went grocery shopping for some things today: Beer, Sushi, Ribeyes, Grapes, Gogurts, Pudding cups,

I had my son with me and put him in the car and loaded the groceries up.

Left the cart on the side.

Woman in leggings and one of those aerobic tops that hooks the thumb asked me why I can't bring the cart back to the corral.

I lost it.

I have a child in the car you stupid bitch. Are you that much of an ignorant kunnt you have to play cart police? I'd put my foot up your ass if I didn't have my kid. Mind you I got out of my Honda and shut the door while I addressed this bitch.  

I drove off but got pulled over down the street.

Cop came up to the car and asked why I was harassing a woman? I told him first, she engaged me, and was making it a big deal why I didn't bring a fucking shopping cart back to the corral. I told him I have a child in the car and it is illegal for me to leave that child unattended and she should mind her own fucking business.

Cop says Ok, have a nice day.

Check one off the good guys.
::)
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: CalvinH on November 03, 2016, 01:19:07 PM
I thought that was Kent who picked up the guitar and it stuck? The guitar was in Allen's house. He had since given up playing it and when he tried years earlier his fingers had hurt since the blisters were gone. Allen's father was the only one that cared. His mother was a POS and Allen had nothing to do with her. Allen had a death wish after Kathy died. He would fall asleep in his chair with lit cigerettes that would burn down to his skin. Sad shape Allen was in. Whats even more sad is his one daughter is committed. They were playing around, could be 79 or 81 and she fell off her ride along toy and smashed her head. To this day we really don't know if Allen was indeed driving that jeep that killed his girlfriend. He might have just took the fall for her since he felt guilty losing two women he loved. Total bad luck that group had.

Haha unless my brother is full of it. He told me it was at a studio {maybe he had one in his house?} and he asked Allen's father who was there if he could pick it up.I saw a picture my bro took of the guitar in the stand. For the life of me I can't remember if he took any more pics.


 
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: TheShape. on November 03, 2016, 02:15:12 PM
You can't hold your kid and put a shopping cart away?
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: WalterWhite on November 03, 2016, 03:17:58 PM
You've always claimed to be too affluent and refined to shop at such a lowbrow place like Ralph's.  

It is my business when your stray cart hits my door or prevents me from parking.  Demonstrate a lesson in respect and civility for others to your kid and walk a few extra steps you lazy fuck.

Prime example of roid rage. He likely cut people off later in the day and gave them the finger. ::)
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: _bruce_ on November 03, 2016, 04:42:14 PM
ya know---i've actually had sex with a fair amount of black women (i know I set myself up there for some sort of "funny reply" btw)


anyway fucking a black woman takes A LOT of energy out of man....you need days to recover from it yo....legit

I preface that because Alex either has some sort of Wolverine like recovery powers or he isn't getting any at all because the dude has way too much energy to spend on this boring gimmick

Maybe she was out of your league... I mean weight class.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Fallsview on November 03, 2016, 06:14:00 PM
Haha unless my brother is full of it. He told me it was at a studio {maybe he had one in his house?} and he asked Allen's father who was there if he could pick it up.I saw a picture my bro took of the guitar in the stand. For the life of me I can't remember if he took any more pics.


 


Allen had a studio in his house which later was converted to his bedroom. You're brother should know who Kent is, I won't say his last name. Larkin was Allen's dad.  I know Kent is the one that picked up the guitar and found the tape stuck to the back that had the message about people in his life being happy...which I believe is on the re-issue. They never knew that was there until Kent with Larkin picked it up.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: CalvinH on November 04, 2016, 05:38:45 AM
Allen had a studio in his house which later was converted to his bedroom. You're brother should know who Kent is, I won't say his last name. Larkin was Allen's dad.  I know Kent is the one that picked up the guitar and found the tape stuck to the back that had the message about people in his life being happy...which I believe is on the re-issue. They never knew that was there until Kent with Larkin picked it up.

Not the tape with the message on it. I'm talking about the actual paint on the guitar peeling off because part of the neck and base was stuck to the stand. If you google pics of the back of the re-issue you'll see parts of the guitar where you can see the wood and no paint.
I've heard the name Kent before and I'm sure my brother knows but I've never followed as much as him.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Primemuscle on November 04, 2016, 06:00:34 AM
NO ITS NOT YOUR BUSINESS STUPID! Back in the 1970's early 1980's stores didn't have corrals...THEY HIRED PEOPLE TO PICK UP CARTS. Did they pass the savings to you? NO!
Are you that uneducated of a woman to know its against the law to leave your child unattended in a car? Even paying for gas, someone can car jack your car with your child in it. A friend of ours was yelled at by a CHiPs because she paid for gas and left the child in the car. No fine or anything else happened, just yelling and making her out to be a bad mom. She was devastated.
Plus, do you know my vehicle is around $193,000 with all the extra's I've done to it? How much would a simple scratch in your Chevy Bolt cost to fix?
You're an uneducated serf.

Tip: Don't have kids...you'll probably lose one...or worse.

Seems like you could have taken your "kid" with you when you returned the cart. Guess it helps to pass the blame when you screw up.

A stray cart hit my car while it was parked at Costco. It made a pretty good dent. It also made me very unhappy.

What would you have done had the person complaining to you not been a woman, but a man who could easily beat the shit out of you?

As someone else mentioned, Ralph's grocery stores are only located in California.
Title: Re: Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!
Post by: Princess L on November 04, 2016, 09:20:48 AM
NO ITS NOT YOUR BUSINESS STUPID! Back in the 1970's early 1980's stores didn't have corrals...THEY HIRED PEOPLE TO PICK UP CARTS. Did they pass the savings to you? NO!
Are you that uneducated of a woman to know its against the law to leave your child unattended in a car? Even paying for gas, someone can car jack your car with your child in it. A friend of ours was yelled at by a CHiPs because she paid for gas and left the child in the car. No fine or anything else happened, just yelling and making her out to be a bad mom. She was devastated.
Plus, do you know my vehicle is around $193,000 with all the extra's I've done to it? How much would a simple scratch in your Chevy Bolt cost to fix?
You're an uneducated serf.

Tip: Don't have kids...you'll probably lose one...or worse.

Back in the 70s they had people to pump your gas and wash your windows too  ::)

Simple enough to return the cart to the corral and take your kid from there.

And WTF does the price of your car have to do with anything other than demonstrating the idiocy of spending that kind of money on a vehicle that impresses no one other than a high schooler.   It does not impress me that you believe your vehicle represents some sort of status symbol and imparts upon you some pathetic sense of superiority.