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Title: An "AA amends" that backfired horribly
Post by: Salmon12 on November 04, 2016, 02:15:07 PM
So this loser who used to pick on me and my cousin when we were kids showed up at my business wanting to talk to me. I hadn't seen him for 25 years. He was 3 years older than myself and 4 years older than my cousin, and he used to pick on us by shoving us and pushing us into the snow and all kinds of shit. He had a little bit of height at the time. So fast forward to now and I've been eating barbells for breakfast for 25 years and this mutt became an alcoholic, addict and chainsmoker and looks like shit. Tall bag of bones with a gut. He says he wants to talk so I bring him in my office and ask what he wants. He starts talking about AA and the 12 Steps and he's there to make amends for bullying me. He reaches out to shake my hand. I've been training hard with the Ivanko Super Gripper and I start crushing his hand, looking him straight in his fucking eyes. He nervously asks if we're cool, as his eyes travel up and down my body which is just bulging with raw muscle everywhere.  I don't ease up whatsoever on the death grip and I say "actually no, we're not cool. I'm gonna take one clean swing your jaw, then we can call it even" He freaks out and tries to break free of the vice grip but doesn't get anywhere. I tag him in the jaw with a left hook. Then I proceed to toss him around the room like a ragdoll. I say "here's another one from my cousin" and nail him in the eye with a right. Then I marched him back out through the shop to the front exit and toss him down the short flight of stairs onto the sidewalk. "Drive safe" I told him. Fucking punk thinks he's going to get off with a luke warm mumbled apology. FUck that. Let him go back to AA with a busted up face.
Title: Re: An "AA amends" that backfired horribly
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 04, 2016, 02:18:52 PM
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Title: Re: An "AA amends" that backfired horribly
Post by: Montague on November 04, 2016, 02:22:38 PM
Great story.

And, totally believable.


Title: Re: An "AA amends" that backfired horribly
Post by: Deadpool on November 04, 2016, 02:53:58 PM
so, you beat up an old, skinny, potbellied chainsmoker.  You must also be hell on newborn babies and terminal cancer patients.   ::)
Title: Re: An "AA amends" that backfired horribly
Post by: Salmon12 on November 04, 2016, 03:02:55 PM
so, you beat up an old, skinny, potbellied chainsmoker.  You must also be hell on newborn babies and terminal cancer patients.   ::)
Payback's a bitch.
Title: Re: An "AA amends" that backfired horribly
Post by: FREAKgeek on November 04, 2016, 03:35:43 PM
The saying "time heals all wounds" is a bunch of bullshit. I can think of assholes in my youth 30 years ago that still annoy me today.  :)
Title: Re: An "AA amends" that backfired horribly
Post by: Tapeworm on November 04, 2016, 03:59:23 PM
Payback's a bitch.

So are you.  Damn shame you never learned how to stand up for yourself at the crucial moment.  Perhaps it is not yet too late.

One of the pivotal moments of my life was hitting a bully on the school bus.  It was one of the worst punches ever thrown but it connected and I lived happily ever after.

You're going to have to do the same, so tomorrow I want you to go onto a school bus and hit one of the kids as hard as you can.
Title: Re: An "AA amends" that backfired horribly
Post by: Hypertrophy on November 04, 2016, 04:28:58 PM
I have to give you credit for a great story, Salmon12. I really did lol :)

I had a similar issue when I was young (4th grade) with two separate guys. I was a small kid and they managed to terrorize me. Years later I saw there was a class reunion from high school and I wanted to meet up with them, me being considerably bigger and stronger than those early days.

Found out they were both dead- one died in a car crash, the other from a drug overdose. Shit. There went my chance, haha.
Title: Re: An "AA amends" that backfired horribly
Post by: Simple Simon on November 04, 2016, 04:30:28 PM
I have to give you credit for a great story, Salmon12. I really did lol :)

I had a similar issue when I was young (4th grade) with two separate guys. I was a small kid and they managed to terrorize me. Years later I saw there was a class reunion from high school and I wanted to meet up with them, me being considerably bigger and stronger than those early days.

Found out they were both dead- one died in a car crash, the other from a drug overdose. Shit. There went my chance, haha.
At least they didnt end up as bodybuilders.
Title: Re: An "AA amends" that backfired horribly
Post by: Hypertrophy on November 04, 2016, 04:31:34 PM
At least they didnt end up as bodybuilders.

Haha - true :)
Title: Re: An "AA amends" that backfired horribly
Post by: Deacon Jeschin on November 04, 2016, 06:54:49 PM
So this hot dude with a nice shitter who used to pick on me and my cousin when we were kids showed up at my business wanting to exchange fluids with me. I hadn't seen him for 25 years. He was 3 years older than myself and 4 years older than my cousin, and he used to pick on us by raping us and coming in our hair and all kinds of shit. He had a little bit of cock width at the time. So fast forward to now and I've been eating foreskin for breakfast for 25 years and this mutt became an alcoholic, addict and polesmoker and looks like shit. Tall bag of bones with a 9 inch fuckstick......yum. He says he wants to fuck so I bring him in my office and ask what he wants. He starts talking about HIV and his 9 inches and he's there to make amends for buttfucking me. He reaches out to shake my dicktip. I've been training hard with the Ivanko Super Gripper and I start crushing his hand, looking him straight in the crotch while licking my lips. He nervously asks if we're gonna fuck, as his eyes travel up and down my body which is just bulging with raw muscle everywhere.  I don't ease up whatsoever on the death grip and I say "actually no, we're gonna blow each other first. I'm gonna blow one clean load  in your jaw, then we can call it even" He freaks out and tries to cup my balls but doesn't get anywhere. I attack his anus opening with a left hook. Then I proceed to toss his salad like a ragdoll. I say "here's another one from my cousin" and came right in his left eye. Then I marched him back out through the shop to the front exit and toss him down the short flight of stairs onto the sidewalk, where he was anally raped with only a light coating of lube. "Thanks for the fuck" I told him. Fucking punk thinks he's going to get off on my face without me returning the favor. FUck that. Let him go back to AA with a colon full of my sperm.


Edited for accuracy......
Title: Re: An "AA amends" that backfired horribly
Post by: Pray_4_War on November 04, 2016, 07:02:03 PM
This happened.
Title: Re: An "AA amends" that backfired horribly
Post by: Chidoman on November 04, 2016, 07:06:54 PM
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Title: Re: An "AA amends" that backfired horribly
Post by: illuminati on November 04, 2016, 10:20:19 PM
I Hear they are Hiring Security Staff at Mothercare...... Time for you to Apply.
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Title: Re: An "AA amends" that backfired horribly
Post by: CalvinH on November 05, 2016, 05:06:37 AM
TL,DR,FU