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Saturday Night Is Alright For Fighting!!!!
Went into Harris Teeter on Alameda Street in L.A. for a few things to pick up for the UFC fight.
Salted peanuts.
12 pack of Six Rivers Bluff Creek Pale Ale
4 NY Strip Steaks
1 bag of Craisins.
I was in the 10 items or less line when a guy shot in front of me with a smaller cart. As he's pilling his twinkies and hostess cupcakes on I'm counting. He's up to 24 items. The cashier says nothing. Me, wanting to get back home says to the guy "Jeez, maybe someone should learn how to count?" He turns around and is wearing a powder blue Hillary shirt and says "Mind your own business."
The guy must have been gay because he had the slight snake sound at the end of every word. I told him, "Well, you holding up a line because you want to be an ignorant fuck is my business."
He ignored me and loaded up and starting walking out.
The fucker was waiting for me in the parking lot.
I had walked to the store because my apartment is right down the street. He starts following me and says I have a big mouth. As I continue to walk with him behind me pushing a small cart, I ask him if he pee's sitting down. He flips like a top now, "Oh so you're making fun of me because I'm gay? You're probably a fucking Trump supporter you racist fuck."
Thats it, I turn around and ask him if he really wants to do this. He says "Yes I do"
BOOM
I punch him in the face. He collapsed like an accordion with the shopping cart breaking his fall. Everything was like in slow motion. In fact I felt like I had concrete shoes on walking back to the apartment because I was busting my ass in a hurry.
I always say...Walmart is the safest place to fight...well its seems Harris Teeter is too! Good Day Sir...Good Day.
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Why? Because you're too scared as shit to take a stand? I'm not. You push me or catch me in a bad mood, which usually I'm not, I snap.
Listen, I understand that you've never been in a confrontation because your mommy fights your battles.
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This all can be verified with the security cameras of last night. If anyone works there please check.
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good for you time to make america great again ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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I didn't like the ending. "And then I went home." Borzville.
Here:
"So he manages to get up and is using the cart like old granny used a walker. I'm curious if he could stay upright without it. It was too tempting to pass up.
Says I, "Please return your cart to the corral, sir, or I'll be forced to report you to the management!"
After which I watched him wobble back to his car, which was wholly unmodified and very shabby. Then I went home and smoked a $400 cigar."
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Deserved a smack in the mush to be fair.
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what about when she fkked you in the ass
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Lol, nice. If a bitch is asking for it, give it to them.
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LOL!!!
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I didn't like the ending. "And then I went home." Borzville.
Here:
"So he manages to get up and is using the cart like granny used a walker. No way he could stay upright without it. It was too good an opportunity to pass up.
Says I, "Please return your cart to the corral, sir, or I'll be forced to report you to the management!"
And then I watched him stagger back to his car, which was unmodified and very shabby. And then I went home."
Not all stories are exciting. My wife says trouble follows me. She says I've become very negative and I'm looking for fights. She says I'm spending too much time on that website where all the misfit bodybuilding wannabe's are.
I'm not negative...I'm tired of bullshit. Tired of young pussied up pansies opening their cocksucking mouths.
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Not all stories are exciting. My wife says trouble follows me. She says I've become very negative and I'm looking for fights. She says I'm spending too much time on that website where all the misfit bodybuilding wannabe's are.
I'm not negative...I'm tired of bullshit. Tired of young pussied up pansies opening their cocksucking mouths.
Please listen to her.....
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Please listen to her.....
You know you still didn't answer my question. Lets fight shithead. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...I want to bash your tiny head in.
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You know you still didn't answer my question. Lets fight shithead. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...I want to bash your tiny head in.
You would fold like a piece of paper if it came to the crunch, little man syndrome.
set it up....
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Saturday Night Is Alright For Fighting!!!!
Went into Harris Teeter on Alameda Street in L.A. for a few things to pick up for the UFC fight.
Salted peanuts.
12 pack of Six Rivers Bluff Creek Pale Ale
4 NY Strip Steaks
1 bag of Craisins.
I was in the 10 items or less line when a guy shot in front of me with a smaller cart. As he's pilling his twinkies and hostess cupcakes on I'm counting. He's up to 24 items. The cashier says nothing. Me, wanting to get back home says to the guy "Jeez, maybe someone should learn how to count?" He turns around and is wearing a powder blue Hillary shirt and says "Mind your own business."
The guy must have been gay because he had the slight snake sound at the end of every word. I told him, "Well, you holding up a line because you want to be an ignorant fuck is my business."
He ignored me and loaded up and starting walking out.
The fucker was waiting for me in the parking lot.
I had walked to the store because my apartment is right down the street. He starts following me and says I have a big mouth. As I continue to walk with him behind me pushing a small cart, I ask him if he pee's sitting down. He flips like a top now, "Oh so you're making fun of me because I'm gay? You're probably a fucking Trump supporter you racist fuck."
Thats it, I turn around and ask him if he really wants to do this. He says "Yes I do"
BOOM
I punch him in the face. He collapsed like an accordion with the shopping cart breaking his fall. Everything was like in slow motion. In fact I felt like I had concrete shoes on walking back to the apartment because I was busting my ass in a hurry.
I always say...Walmart is the safest place to fight...well its seems Harris Teeter is too! Good Day Sir...Good Day.
Epic Post ^^^
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Saturday Night Is Alright For Fighting!!!!
Went into Harris Teeter on Alameda Street in L.A. for a few things to pick up for the UFC fight.
Salted peanuts.
12 pack of Six Rivers Bluff Creek Pale Ale
4 NY Strip Steaks
1 bag of Craisins.
I was in the 10 items or less line when a guy shot in front of me with a smaller cart. As he's pilling his twinkies and hostess cupcakes on I'm counting. He's up to 24 items. The cashier says nothing. Me, wanting to get back home says to the guy "Jeez, maybe someone should learn how to count?" He turns around and is wearing a powder blue Hillary shirt and says "Mind your own business."
The guy must have been gay because he had the slight snake sound at the end of every word. I told him, "Well, you holding up a line because you want to be an ignorant fuck is my business."
He ignored me and loaded up and starting walking out.
The fucker was waiting for me in the parking lot.
I had walked to the store because my apartment is right down the street. He starts following me and says I have a big mouth. As I continue to walk with him behind me pushing a small cart, I ask him if he pee's sitting down. He flips like a top now, "Oh so you're making fun of me because I'm gay? You're probably a fucking Trump supporter you racist fuck."
Thats it, I turn around and ask him if he really wants to do this. He says "Yes I do"
BOOM
I punch him in the face. He collapsed like an accordion with the shopping cart breaking his fall. Everything was like in slow motion. In fact I felt like I had concrete shoes on walking back to the apartment because I was busting my ass in a hurry.
I always say...Walmart is the safest place to fight...well its seems Harris Teeter is too! Good Day Sir...Good Day.
You really should have done a little homework first. Harris Teeter are ONLY located on the east coast. Last I checked LA was on the west coast. Busted!
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Translation:
I was at the Five Below doing my weekly grocery shopping when I spotted a guy with an ass I would like to tongue out. I followed him to the checkout and stared awkwardly at the guy's shitter, imagining how it would feel to stick my withered cock in.
Got home and was glad I purchased some expired lube while shopping. I lathered up my fuckstick, thought of my Five Below fuck fantasy guy and stroked until blasting a load all over my cheap discounted carpeting. Side note: My dog watched.
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You really should have done a little homework first. Harris Teeter are ONLY located on the east coast. Last I checked LA was on the west coast. Busted!
where he really went
https://www.amorlingeriesexshop.com
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You really should have done a little homework first. Harris Teeter are ONLY located on the east coast. Last I checked LA was on the west coast. Busted!
LOL he's right! I thought it sounded fishy b/c we have Harris Teeter here in the deep south where I live and I lived in California for years and there was never any out there. They're not even close to being on the west coast. Oh boy, we've got us a story-teller on our hands!
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Translation:
I was at the Five Below doing my weekly grocery shopping when I spotted a guy with an ass I would like to tongue out. I followed him to the checkout and stared awkwardly at the guy's shitter, imagining how it would feel to stick my withered cock in.
Got home and was glad I purchased some expired lube while shopping. I lathered up my fuckstick, thought of my Five Below fuck fantasy guy and stroked until blasting a load all over my cheap discounted carpeting. Side note: My dog hid because he knew what I normally do to him.
fixed
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I prefer Harris Teeter and love their "Meal Deal" coupons. Great place, and I'll be sure to not wear a killary shirt there on my next go around.
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Had you been big enough, muscular enough, etc. .. he wouldn't have waited for you in the parking lot.
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Badass 8)
But I don't support KO'ing.
There are cases of the receiving dude hitting his head to ground and getting serious damage of even dying. The KO-champion risks changing his life quite dramatically as well. Could end up even in jail.
I support just drunk wrestling and some "safe beating" if necessary.
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You really should have done a little homework first. Harris Teeter are ONLY located on the east coast. Last I checked LA was on the west coast. Busted!
Who the fuck do you think you war, Wally Shaffer from 60 minutes? Fucking Harris Teeter is not on the fucking East coast asswipe, they are in the southern states with an expansion into the West. The Harris Teeter in LA is not even open yet...IT WAS A SOFT OPENING....with a big fucking banner over the door. DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND STOP ACTING LIKE A MORONIC JIG.
GOOD DAY SIR, GOOD DAY
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Had you been big enough, muscular enough, etc. .. he wouldn't have waited for you in the parking lot.
Go suck Jesus' cock
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Who the fuck do you think you war, Wally Shaffer from 60 minutes? Fucking Harris Teeter is not on the fucking East coast asswipe, they are in the southern states with an expansion into the West. The Harris Teeter in LA is not even open yet...IT WAS A SOFT OPENING....with a big fucking banner over the door. DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND STOP ACTING LIKE A MORONIC JIG.
GOOD DAY SIR, GOOD DAY
Post a pic of it then Mr KO Badass. The only soft opening is your asshole. Now I am having a good day! ;D
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Did your dindu son rob the guy while he was unconscious?
Did your dindu wife yell WORLDSTAR?
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another fallsview post. another bullshit story.
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Saturday Night Is Alright For Fighting!!!!
Went into Harris Teeter on Alameda Street in L.A. for a few things to pick up for the UFC fight.
Salted peanuts.
12 pack of Six Rivers Bluff Creek Pale Ale
4 NY Strip Steaks
1 bag of Craisins.
I was in the 10 items or less line when a guy shot in front of me with a smaller cart. As he's pilling his twinkies and hostess cupcakes on I'm counting. He's up to 24 items. The cashier says nothing. Me, wanting to get back home says to the guy "Jeez, maybe someone should learn how to count?" He turns around and is wearing a powder blue Hillary shirt and says "Mind your own business."
The guy must have been gay because he had the slight snake sound at the end of every word. I told him, "Well, you holding up a line because you want to be an ignorant fuck is my business."
He ignored me and loaded up and starting walking out.
The fucker was waiting for me in the parking lot.
I had walked to the store because my apartment is right down the street. He starts following me and says I have a big mouth. As I continue to walk with him behind me pushing a small cart, I ask him if he pee's sitting down. He flips like a top now, "Oh so you're making fun of me because I'm gay? You're probably a fucking Trump supporter you racist fuck."
Thats it, I turn around and ask him if he really wants to do this. He says "Yes I do"
BOOM
I punch him in the face. He collapsed like an accordion with the shopping cart breaking his fall. Everything was like in slow motion. In fact I felt like I had concrete shoes on walking back to the apartment because I was busting my ass in a hurry.
I always say...Walmart is the safest place to fight...well its seems Harris Teeter is too! Good Day Sir...Good Day.
Sounds like you don't take kindly to disrespect.
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Saturday Night Is Alright For Fighting!!!!
Went into Harris Teeter on Alameda Street in L.A. for a few things to pick up for the UFC fight.
Salted peanuts.
12 pack of Six Rivers Bluff Creek Pale Ale
4 NY Strip Steaks
1 bag of Craisins.
I was in the 10 items or less line when a guy shot in front of me with a smaller cart. As he's pilling his twinkies and hostess cupcakes on I'm counting. He's up to 24 items. The cashier says nothing. Me, wanting to get back home says to the guy "Jeez, maybe someone should learn how to count?" He turns around and is wearing a powder blue Hillary shirt and says "Mind your own business."
The guy must have been gay because he had the slight snake sound at the end of every word. I told him, "Well, you holding up a line because you want to be an ignorant fuck is my business."
He ignored me and loaded up and starting walking out.
The fucker was waiting for me in the parking lot.
I had walked to the store because my apartment is right down the street. He starts following me and says I have a big mouth. As I continue to walk with him behind me pushing a small cart, I ask him if he pee's sitting down. He flips like a top now, "Oh so you're making fun of me because I'm gay? You're probably a fucking Trump supporter you racist fuck."
Thats it, I turn around and ask him if he really wants to do this. He says "Yes I do"
BOOM
I punch him in the face. He collapsed like an accordion with the shopping cart breaking his fall. Everything was like in slow motion. In fact I felt like I had concrete shoes on walking back to the apartment because I was busting my ass in a hurry.
I always say...Walmart is the safest place to fight...well its seems Harris Teeter is too! Good Day Sir...Good Day.
Luckily this is story fake, otherwise this post could be used against you in court.
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Saturday Night Is Alright For Fighting!!!!
Went into Harris Teeter on Alameda Street in L.A. for a few things to pick up for the UFC fight.
Salted peanuts.
12 pack of Six Rivers Bluff Creek Pale Ale
4 NY Strip Steaks
1 bag of Craisins.
I was in the 10 items or less line when a guy shot in front of me with a smaller cart. As he's pilling his twinkies and hostess cupcakes on I'm counting. He's up to 24 items. The cashier says nothing. Me, wanting to get back home says to the guy "Jeez, maybe someone should learn how to count?" He turns around and is wearing a powder blue Hillary shirt and says "Mind your own business."
The guy must have been gay because he had the slight snake sound at the end of every word. I told him, "Well, you holding up a line because you want to be an ignorant fuck is my business."
He ignored me and loaded up and starting walking out.
The fucker was waiting for me in the parking lot.
I had walked to the store because my apartment is right down the street. He starts following me and says I have a big mouth. As I continue to walk with him behind me pushing a small cart, I ask him if he pee's sitting down. He flips like a top now, "Oh so you're making fun of me because I'm gay? You're probably a fucking Trump supporter you racist fuck."
Thats it, I turn around and ask him if he really wants to do this. He says "Yes I do"
BOOM
I punch him in the face. He collapsed like an accordion with the shopping cart breaking his fall. Everything was like in slow motion. In fact I felt like I had concrete shoes on walking back to the apartment because I was busting my ass in a hurry.
I always say...Walmart is the safest place to fight...well its seems Harris Teeter is too! Good Day Sir...Good Day.
Please make Getbig great again and go the fuck away!
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haahaha..... ;D ;D ;D