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Title: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Bigger Business on March 31, 2006, 01:31:34 AM
.....would he still do a robot pose routine?
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 31, 2006, 02:01:20 AM
then he'd pose as a robot posing as a human  :D
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: 210 and growing on March 31, 2006, 03:31:08 AM

whats happened to him?? He's been very quiet!! No claims of "340ibs at 5%bf with rock hard abs this off-season". Very un-Kamali-like.
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Purge_WTF on March 31, 2006, 07:30:22 AM
whats happened to him?? He's been very quiet!! No claims of "340ibs at 5%bf with rock hard abs this off-season". Very un-Kamali-like.

   He's coming back down to Earth. Slowly but surely.
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: 240 is Back on March 31, 2006, 07:33:45 AM
he's doing the NY Pro.  Supposed to be near contest shape already, planning to be ready 6 weeks out then coast in. Dunno what his shape will be (many look awful once they reach new levels of conditioning)
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: 210 and growing on March 31, 2006, 07:57:12 AM

Much as we take the piss out of the fool, i almost miss his ridiculous rantings every now and then!!  ;D
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: bigdumbbell on March 31, 2006, 07:57:43 AM
he's doing the NY Pro.  Supposed to be near contest shape already, planning to be ready 6 weeks out then coast in. Dunno what his shape will be (many look awful once they reach new levels of conditioning)

maybe he'll do a liza man-elli number during the show
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: hifrommike on March 31, 2006, 08:03:58 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/robotbody.html

If you think Kamali does a good robot routine, see this Russian guy's robot routine. 
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: ether on March 31, 2006, 08:28:24 AM
he's doing the NY Pro.  Supposed to be near contest shape already, planning to be ready 6 weeks out then coast in. Dunno what his shape will be (many look awful once they reach new levels of conditioning)

yeah, that is smart...peak 6 weeks out from the show????

Lemme guess, he's gonna post the pics on his website and then claim to have a "mystery virus" to explain why he comes in flat as a pancake.
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: bigdumbbell on March 31, 2006, 08:35:00 AM
He knows he'll never match Titus in terms of notoriety now no matter what he does or what kind of gay posing costume he comes up with, so he's been kinda depressed.
true
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: LifterChick on March 31, 2006, 08:58:19 AM
.....would he still do a robot pose routine?

R2D2 would still have a better back
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Shawn Ray on March 31, 2006, 08:59:01 AM
In 3............2 ..................1..... ...................... ???
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Shawn Ray on March 31, 2006, 09:00:00 AM
Boom Baby!
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Stavios on March 31, 2006, 09:01:39 AM
lmao !
Shawn never miss a kamali thread  :o
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: LuciusFox on March 31, 2006, 09:03:33 AM
 If he was a robot, he wouldn't get the flu the Friday before every contest.
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 31, 2006, 09:08:41 AM
Boom Baby!

big words from a snitch  ::)
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: LifterChick on March 31, 2006, 09:17:03 AM
If he was a robot, he wouldn't get the flu the Friday before every contest.

LOL   :D
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Bones on March 31, 2006, 09:23:32 AM
      ... he would wish that he had wheels like this...and maybe even like having Dr. Smith hanging on him ;D
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: LuciusFox on March 31, 2006, 09:24:35 AM
      ... he would wish that he had wheels like this...and maybe even like having Dr. Smith hanging on him ;D

 What movie is this from :D ?
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Bones on March 31, 2006, 09:26:09 AM
What movie is this from :D ?
  its from the tv series" Lost in Space"...was around in the late 60's
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Adam Empire on March 31, 2006, 09:27:55 AM
he's doing the NY Pro.  Supposed to be near contest shape already, planning to be ready 6 weeks out then coast in. Dunno what his shape will be (many look awful once they reach new levels of conditioning)

Ahhh Tamali.  I'm glad he's hitting the stage again, it will give us plenth of threads in the future...
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Disgusted on March 31, 2006, 10:04:08 AM
In 3............2 ..................1..... ...................... ???

Shawn, do you realize that if King does well and qualifies for the Olympia, you are
going to reap the whirlwind like you have never before in your life. Not
only will you lose $500.00 to me (which from what I have heard about you, is
about the most painful circumstance to put you in... You see, word has it you
are cheaper than a South Central crack whore), You will also make yourself
look like a complete idiot in front of your friends here on getbig, King
will more than likely destroy you in his MuscleMag column and rightly so given all the crap you write about him. I think I'll have 240   create a website called Shawn Ray Got Bitch Slapped By King Kamali.  ;D  It's a good thing you found Jesus Shawn, because now is probably a
good time to start praying that something bad happens to Kamali, because I
have seen him recently and I must say, it's not looking too good for you
Shawn. King has not said a word, not one single word while on the other hand
you have been obsessed with him to the point that I would not be surprised
if King obtains a restraining order against you. I for one can't wait
until the NY Pro just to see the look on your face when it all goes down. I've put my money where my mouth is! Anyway, I wish you all the best at your show (I'm betting on Cartman for the win) and I'll be looking for you in
NY.  8)

Disgusted

P.S. How's Dina?  ;)
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: ether on March 31, 2006, 11:30:13 AM
Shawn, do you realize that if King does well and qualifies for the Olympia, you are
going to reap the whirlwind

You will also make yourself look like a complete idiot in front of your friends here on getbig, King
will more than likely destroy you in his MuscleMag column and rightly so given all the crap you write about him.

I think I'll have 240   create a website called Shawn Ray Got Bitch Slapped By King Kamali. 
Disgusted

P.S. How's Dina?  ;)


Don't worry, Tamali will show up like shit as he usually does.

But, we can't wait for him to post the pics of him 6 weeks out and the night before in his hotel room.

The only only way Tamali could make shawn ray look like an idiot, is if he put a shawn ray mask on while he does his posing at the NY Pro.

Of course, I could be wrong since he is hitting the machine leg press and spotted flyes pretty hard these days! :P
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: LuciusFox on March 31, 2006, 11:32:35 AM
Don't worry, Tamali will show up like shit as he usually does.

But, we can't wait for him to post the pics of him 6 weeks out and the night before in his hotel room.

The only only way Tamali could make shawn ray look like an idiot, is if he put a shawn ray mask on while he does his posing at the NY Pro.

 Nope, Kamali is sure to get sick, maybe food poisoning this time, instead of the usual stomach flu ::)
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: natural al on March 31, 2006, 11:33:43 AM
      ... he would wish that he had wheels like this...and maybe even like having Dr. Smith hanging on him ;D

awsome...it don't get no better than that...
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: gordiano on March 31, 2006, 11:35:28 AM
Kamali is still around..........matter of fact, he is now a publisher, which is why we haven't heard from him lately. His new mag keeps him busy....


Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: gordiano on March 31, 2006, 11:36:56 AM
Nope, Kamali is sure to get sick, maybe food poisoning this time, instead of the usual stomach flu ::)

Or who knows.......maybe he'll get hired by an NFL team....... ::)
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: LuciusFox on March 31, 2006, 11:39:46 AM
Or who knows.......maybe he'll get hired by an NFL team....... ::)

 Hahahaha...Vince should know better than to show up here bragging about making 20K  ::) At least he us being somewhat honest, but what is his real position.
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Disgusted on March 31, 2006, 11:40:40 AM
The sad thing is that given how weak the NY Pro lineup is, it's not out of the question that Klownmali could end up in fifth, despite looking like shit.

Disgusted here will interpret that to mean his boy is actually a good bodybuilder or something, and will never cease talking shit on the boards about it, when in reality "king" is the same third-tier douchebag he's always been, he was just lucky enough to enter a show with only "fourth-tier" guys in it.

That's your way of backing out of a bet. First you said he wouldn't place in the top five then when I offered to bet you $500 you backed out.  ::) I put up $500 and I'm confident I'll win, so we will just have to wait and see. Oh, NO six week out pics, no night before pics no excuses!!!!!!!!!!  The day of the show is what really counts.  ;)
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: doozejooze on March 31, 2006, 11:42:33 AM
I'm not saying Shawn Ray needs to let the King Kamali thing go the way of the do-do, but DAMN. Its like Michael Jordan challenging Special "Can I get some free Hanes underwear" Ed to a game of one on one and calling him for traveling.


Special Ed- no animals were hurt in the making of a this new pseudonym. All rights reserved.  :)
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Disgusted on March 31, 2006, 12:21:08 PM
How can I back out of a bet that I never made in the first place?

Yes, I said "he wouldn't make the top five" under the assumption that the lineup would be that of a regular IFBB show, with at least 5 first and second tier guys.

You offered to bet on it, but I never accepted your wager. The reason I didn't is I hadn't seen the lineup yet.

Once I did, and realized that there were only one or two guys doing the show who were any good and the rest of the lineup was a bunch of scrubs, there was no way I was going to take your bet.

Hope this helps.

It doesn't help.  ::) Know one ever said you made a bet. You said he wouldn't place in the top 5, I bet you $500 he would and you changed your tune and said he would and now you look like a pussy. Hope this helps   :-*
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Disgusted on March 31, 2006, 12:31:05 PM
It wasn't unreasonable on my part to assume the NY pro would have a decent lineup. How was I supposed to know it was gonna be a bunch of scrubs?

Stop assuming then.  >:(  PS I heard Gunter is in the show, but I can't confirm. Do  you know the line up?
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Special Ed on March 31, 2006, 01:30:29 PM
Dooze,

I never accused Michael Jordan of travelling!! I think my exact words were "degenerate gambler".

Disgusted,

Where is Kamali training?

SE
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Shawn Ray on March 31, 2006, 01:35:18 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Garmonbozia on March 31, 2006, 01:41:24 PM
Kamali is still around..........matter of fact, he is now a publisher, which is why we haven't heard from him lately. His new mag keeps him busy....




Hahaha
Of all the ridiculous figures, there is only one King.
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Disgusted on March 31, 2006, 01:43:09 PM
Dooze,

I never accused Michael Jordan of travelling!! I think my exact words were "degenerate gambler".

Disgusted,

Where is Kamali training?

SE

I don't know the name of the gym.
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Special Ed on March 31, 2006, 01:47:08 PM
Jersey, Manhattan or Long Island?
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Bones on March 31, 2006, 01:59:28 PM
Kamali is still around..........matter of fact, he is now a publisher, which is why we haven't heard from him lately. His new mag keeps him busy....



  nice to see that he still shaves his widows peak
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: ether on March 31, 2006, 02:05:45 PM
Kamali is very fat in the offseason....do you think he is like 20 or 25%
Title: Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
Post by: Bones on March 31, 2006, 02:09:44 PM
Kamali is very fat in the offseason....do you think he is like 20 or 25%
i remember seeing him at the mr.o expo in offseason shape...his head must weigh 50lbs alone