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Title: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
Post by: Army of One on November 18, 2016, 09:13:33 AM: ?
Title: Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
Post by: Skeeter on November 18, 2016, 09:15:47 AM: Ask for a hand job.
Title: Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
Post by: calfzilla on November 18, 2016, 09:16:33 AM: Maybe it's a thin attractive chick that accidentally slammed her hand in the car door last night.
Title: Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on November 18, 2016, 09:30:18 AM: This board has regressed a lot over the past few years.
Title: Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
Post by: Army of One on November 18, 2016, 09:35:08 AM: Quote from: Mr Anabolic on November 18, 2016, 09:30:18 AM
This board has regressed a lot over the past few years.

Is your wife fat?
Title: Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
Post by: funk51 on November 18, 2016, 09:35:58 AM: ::)
Title: Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on November 18, 2016, 09:48:38 AM: Quote from: Army of One on November 18, 2016, 09:35:08 AM
Is your wife fat?

Wife?... what's that?

You're suppose to ask: "Is your MOMMA fat?"

Unfortunately for her, she is.
Title: Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
Post by: Henda on November 18, 2016, 09:58:56 AM: How the fuck did that ring physically fit onto that fat finger?
Title: Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
Post by: Taffin on November 18, 2016, 10:02:30 AM: Quote from: Henda on November 18, 2016, 09:58:56 AM
How the fuck did that ring physically fit onto that fat finger?

Before she was killed. That's a body that's been in the water a while... (I've seen Silence of the Lambs 8))
Title: Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 18, 2016, 12:20:25 PM: Would ask her to stick a finger up my ass.
Title: Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
Post by: Skeletor on November 18, 2016, 12:53:04 PM: Quote from: Army of One on November 18, 2016, 09:13:33 AM
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Mayrring an alligator? I thought this only happens in Florida.

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