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So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn. He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.
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should have made him watch then clean her pussy afterwards,
or made her watch and gaped his asshole
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So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn. He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.
How about you shorten your fake story even further and just not post it, you fucking gimmick.
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How about you shorten your fake story even further and just not post it, you fucking gimmick.
Lol...when you wrote that you probably felt a rush of empowerment. Now looking it at it you seem like a clown.
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Lol...when you wrote that you probably felt a rush of empowerment. Now looking it at it you seem like a clown.
How empowered did you feel when you made up this bullshit story?
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Have you been taking your medication?
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So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn. He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.
:o Wow what a hero !! ::)
Then you woke up & it was all but a Dream.
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Ok "Tunza DeadBrainCells" ::)
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So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn. He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.
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this is a stripper that only works in the day time?
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So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn. He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.
You're an idiot for bringing her to her your house lol but you should have cucked him and made him watch you fuck his girl lol
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How is this gimmick not banned yet? ::)
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Haha - Tunza muscle seems like a
joonevile juvenile bastard.
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awesome story bro. totally happened! totally!
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So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn. He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.
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When you create a story like this, can't you at least make it credible?
Instead of exaggerating so much, make it more credible next time.
For example , just one lapdance instead of a dozen. Maybe she would feel sympathy when you hit her ex instead of laughing at him etc
Small things like that.
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So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn. He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.
Print and place in your Purse, then FUK OFF!
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This happened.
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this is a stripper that only works in the day time?
No brah. I only do the night shift girls. Daytime shift is full of 40 year old has beens, single moms, c-section abs and generally plain looking bitches who can't cope with the competitive pace of a popping night time strip joint. At night you get the dimepiece choice cuts of ass and that's where I step in like a chick magnet pulling down premium pussy. Put quite simply, I'm that guy who all the rest of the fellas can't stand because I've got the finest bitches hovering around me and to make matters worse I never even reach for my wallet.
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No brah. I only do the night shift girls. Daytime shift is full of 40 year old has beens, single moms, c-section abs and generally plain looking bitches who can't cope with the competitive pace of a popping night time strip joint. At night you get the dimepiece choice cuts of ass and that's where I step in like a chick magnet pulling down premium pussy. Put quite simply, I'm that guy who all the rest of the fellas can't stand because I've got the finest bitches hovering around me and to make matters worse I never even reach for my wallet.
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stories like this is the reason why I love so much getbig
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So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn. He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.
Dear Tunza Muscle
I believe you !!!
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So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn. He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.
You need to change your screen name to Tunza Bullshit! ::)
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So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn. He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.
Your fantasies are so much fun to read.
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UPDATE: So after smashing that ho's pussy every night for a solid month I got bored with her and sent her packing. I was out Saturday at a nightclub and saw her there, back with her ex-boyfriend. Not surprising. She fell hard for my massive muscles and devilishly handsome face and couldn't help but throw her body at me. But the reality is I will never be there for her financially and emotionally for her like the boyfriend is. Like a typical beta his life is all about her life. As an Alpha I could care less whether the chick lives or dies. She has been replaced with a younger hotter bitch. So anyway I was at the bar chatting up some chick and I can feel someone staring at me and I look over and he's there standing next to her throwing me hard looks while she's got her eyes averted to the floor. I laugh at him a little and go back to my conversation. A little bit later I went into the Men's room and guess who comes barging in? The stripper's boyfriend and he's drunk and enraged. He starts yelling that I ruined his life when I started nailing his girl. Then he actually starts crying saying that he continued paying her rent and car payment while she was getting her ass fucked off by me on a daily basis. The tears quickly returned to rage and he throws a wild punch. I slip the punch and hit him with a left jab and a right cross and down he goes. Knocked out. I step over his unconscious body and walk back out to the club. Long story short I ended up leaving with 2 Latina hos for threesome.
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YAGR at it once again !! :(
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UPDATE: So after smashing that ho's pussy every night for a solid month I got bored with her and sent her packing. I was out Saturday at a nightclub and saw her there, back with her ex-boyfriend. Not surprising. She fell hard for my massive muscles and devilishly handsome face and couldn't help but throw her body at me. But the reality is I will never be there for her financially and emotionally for her like the boyfriend is. Like a typical beta his life is all about her life. As an Alpha I could care less whether the chick lives or dies. She has been replaced with a younger hotter bitch. So anyway I was at the bar chatting up some chick and I can feel someone staring at me and I look over and he's there standing next to her throwing me hard looks while she's got her eyes averted to the floor. I laugh at him a little and go back to my conversation. A little bit later I went into the Men's room and guess who comes barging in? The stripper's boyfriend and he's drunk and enraged. He starts yelling that I ruined his life when I started nailing his girl. Then he actually starts crying saying that he continued paying her rent and car payment while she was getting her ass fucked off by me on a daily basis. The tears quickly returned to rage and he throws a wild punch. I slip the punch and hit him with a left jab and a right cross and down he goes. Knocked out. I step over his unconscious body and walk back out to the club. Long story short I ended up leaving with 2 Latina hos for threesome.
Bet your sheets were stuck to you after that nocturnal emission.
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Any video/pics?
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I think your dyslexia kicked in and you meant you ex-boyfriends stripper.
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UPDATE: So after smashing that ho's pussy every night for a solid month I got bored with her and sent her packing. I was out Saturday at a nightclub and saw her there, back with her ex-boyfriend. Not surprising. She fell hard for my massive muscles and devilishly handsome face and couldn't help but throw her body at me. But the reality is I will never be there for her financially and emotionally for her like the boyfriend is. Like a typical beta his life is all about her life. As an Alpha I could care less whether the chick lives or dies. She has been replaced with a younger hotter bitch. So anyway I was at the bar chatting up some chick and I can feel someone staring at me and I look over and he's there standing next to her throwing me hard looks while she's got her eyes averted to the floor. I laugh at him a little and go back to my conversation. A little bit later I went into the Men's room and guess who comes barging in? The stripper's boyfriend and he's drunk and enraged. He starts yelling that I ruined his life when I started nailing his girl. Then he actually starts crying saying that he continued paying her rent and car payment while she was getting her ass fucked off by me on a daily basis. The tears quickly returned to rage and he throws a wild punch. I slip the punch and hit him with a left jab and a right cross and down he goes. Knocked out. I step over his unconscious body and walk back out to the club. Long story short I ended up leaving with 2 Latina hos for threesome.
Nice combo. Sounds like boyfriend has a glass jaw.
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In the first story you let the cuck enter your frontdoor, second story you require more than one straight punch to knock out a drunk guy.
Both would never happen to a getbigger. :-X
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This shit reads like it's written by a 13 year old and not a smart one.
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This shit reads like it's written by a 13 year old and not a smart one.
(http://www.thenarrative.net/archive/blackisraelites.jpg)
:D
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(http://www.thenarrative.net/archive/blackisraelites.jpg)
:D
Ok, that's the second time you posted Hebrews in their outfits. Whats your point? You may want to pick up a bible.
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Ok, that's the second time you posted Hebrews in their outfits. Whats your point? You may want to pick up a bible.
(http://www.thenarrative.net/archive/blackisraelites.jpg)
:D
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So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn. He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.
I'd be willing to buy everything in your post , except the 12 free lap dances.
Those ho's ain't giving away anything for free.
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I'd be willing to buy everything in your post , except the 12 free lap dances.
Those ho's ain't giving away anything for free.
;D :D
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I'd be willing to buy everything in your post , except the 12 free lap dances.
Those ho's ain't giving away anything for free.
Not to the average boring john like yourself. That they must tolerate all day. But a handsome bastard like me, rock hard from head to toe with muscles everywhere? That's called free lap dances, pops.
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Not to the average boring john like yourself. That they must tolerate all day. But a handsome bastard like me, rock hard from head to toe with muscles everywhere? That's called free lap dances, pops.
OK stud, I challenge you to go to Hooters and score some free wings from a busty waitress.
Pics and video or like losing your virginity, it never happened.
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OK stud, I challenge you to go to Hooters and score some free wings from a busty waitress.
Pics and video or like losing your virginity, it never happened.
Mr. Tunza does neither pics nor vid you homos. You couldn't handle his virile visage.
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Mr. Tunza does neither pics nor vid you homos. You couldn't handle his virile visage.
I forgot, he's like some gay vampire that can't yield a reflection or be seen, except when giving a BJ
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This shit reads like it's written by a 13 year old and not a smart one.
His stories sound more plausible then your theories about the shape of the earth and the original hebrews
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His stories sound more plausible then your theories about the shape of the earth and the original hebrews
You'll be sorry when the race of giants invade from Nirubu in 2020
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So I met this massive dicked blonde dancer at this gsy strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short he was totally turned on by my lack of muscles and told me I am very camp. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I sucked his balls and addicted him to my cock. He started coming to my crib every night to smash my back doors in and then two nights ago his ex-boyfriend followed him to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting him in. This dude starts whining that he's throwing his life away by stripping and he will do anything to get him back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to come in and give me a good seeing to as well because I'm about to get smashed, need someone to suck off til da break of dawn. He melts down and throws his dick which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pleasure at which time I wipe it on my face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the guy fluffs him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove it up his back door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with both of them for the next 4 hours.
Mate, if you don't put *no homo* at the end of it people are going to think your gay! :(
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You'll be sorry when the race of giants invade from Nirubu in 2020
In that case I would offer Wiggs my sincere apologies and then pay the price like a grown man
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UPDATE: So after smashing that ho's pussy every night for a solid month I got bored with her and sent her packing. I was out Saturday at a nightclub and saw her there, back with her ex-boyfriend. Not surprising. She fell hard for my massive muscles and devilishly handsome face and couldn't help but throw her body at me. But the reality is I will never be there for her financially and emotionally for her like the boyfriend is. Like a typical beta his life is all about her life. As an Alpha I could care less whether the chick lives or dies. She has been replaced with a younger hotter bitch. So anyway I was at the bar chatting up some chick and I can feel someone staring at me and I look over and he's there standing next to her throwing me hard looks while she's got her eyes averted to the floor. I laugh at him a little and go back to my conversation. A little bit later I went into the Men's room and guess who comes barging in? The stripper's boyfriend and he's drunk and enraged. He starts yelling that I ruined his life when I started nailing his girl. Then he actually starts crying saying that he continued paying her rent and car payment while she was getting her ass fucked off by me on a daily basis. The tears quickly returned to rage and he throws a wild punch. I slip the punch and hit him with a left jab and a right cross and down he goes. Knocked out. I step over his unconscious body and walk back out to the club. Long story short I ended up leaving with 2 Latina hos for threesome.
Translation :
I spilled a drink on a big leather bear while cruising the Blue Oyster Bar.
They guy followed me into the bathroom .
I bent over the toilet in stall #3 and he rammed me without lube.
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Will you be my body guard? You seem like a fine strong fellow...
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Will you be my body guard? You seem like a fine strong fellow...
Date? No homo ;D
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He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face.
;D ;D ;D
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These "ownings" strive for a "Squadfatheresque" vibe but fail on so many levels.
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These stories are epic failures.
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His stories sound more plausible then your theories about the shape of the earth and the original hebrews
They're not theories. They're facts. His stoties would be funny if we were 13 years old. Now piss off noodle arms.
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They're not theories. They're facts. His stoties would be funny if we were 13 years old. Now piss off noodle arms.
Correct, they are not theories. Not even hypotheses. Wildly speculative gibberish is all.
But, yeah, dude's stoties are lame.
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They're not theories. They're facts. His stoties would be funny if we were 13 years old. Now piss off noodle arms.
You're a good man, but also a complete nutter