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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Marty Champions on November 23, 2016, 05:48:39 PM
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but i will get hit with higher residential tax if i dont do anything with the land
i havent done anything with it
i asked a couple of dumbasses i know who do gardening n shit that they can use the land for free, like use it for hay or grow shit they could make money and i could pay a lower tax rate
i have no time to do anything with the land, but i feel theres money to be made problem is people around here are lazy from low calories and ciggarettes
sure i can pay the higher tax rate but its also nice to save some coin , any land is money making potential way morso in the city
i also may sell it down the road because the area will b rezoned as commercial, but as of now id liketo get creative n make some or save some money in it curent agriculture zoned condition
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but i will get hit with higher residential tax if i dont do anything with the land
i havent done anything with it
i asked a couple of dumbasses i know who do gardening n shit that they can use the land for free, like use it for hay or grow shit they could make money and i could pay a lower tax rate
i have no time to do anything with the land, but i feel theres money to be made problem is people around here are lazy from low calories and ciggarettes
sure i can pay the higher tax rate but its also nice to save some coin , any land is money making potential way morso in the city
i also may sell it down the road because the area will b rezoned as commercial, but as of now id liketo get creative n make some or save some money in it curent agriculture zoned condition
Easy solution. Mow it back and plant apple trees on it then call it an orchard. Also, the USDA will pay you for crop gains and crop losses and you can get all kinds of grants etc...
I also know people who would be willing to use your land. Let me know...
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but i will get hit with higher residential tax if i dont do anything with the land
i havent done anything with it
i asked a couple of dumbasses i know who do gardening n shit that they can use the land for free, like use it for hay or grow shit they could make money and i could pay a lower tax rate
i have no time to do anything with the land, but i feel theres money to be made problem is people around here are lazy from low calories and ciggarettes
sure i can pay the higher tax rate but its also nice to save some coin , any land is money making potential way morso in the city
i also may sell it down the road because the area will b rezoned as commercial, but as of now id liketo get creative n make some or save some money in it curent agriculture zoned condition
There are similar rules here where I live. If you keep livestock on your land, it is taxed as farmland at a much lower rate than residential land. Get some Lama's. That is what folks do around here.
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What is your job Marty?
Ever considered working as a farmer?
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All you have to do is let six (I think) Cows live on your land.
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but i will get hit with higher residential tax if i dont do anything with the land
i havent done anything with it
i asked a couple of dumbasses i know who do gardening n shit that they can use the land for free, like use it for hay or grow shit they could make money and i could pay a lower tax rate
i have no time to do anything with the land, but i feel theres money to be made problem is people around here are lazy from low calories and ciggarettes
sure i can pay the higher tax rate but its also nice to save some coin , any land is money making potential way morso in the city
i also may sell it down the road because the area will b rezoned as commercial, but as of now id liketo get creative n make some or save some money in it curent agriculture zoned condition
Marty, what is your current property tax rate? I thought NC had a state income tax, therefore property taxes were fairly cheap. How many acres are we talking? What would be the potential savings with an agriculture exemption?
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Invite the city to make use of it. They could set it up as a public space. Families could picnic. Children play. On summer evenings it could host theatrical productions, concerts, and show films. Ask for nothing in return other than the commissioning and central placement of a 3x lifesize bronze casting of yourself, pointing to the horizon, and supporting a lamb on one shoulder. That is how I always picture you.
Falcon Park: A place for people.
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This may be a GREAT opportunity for Goodrum Enterprise.
Falcon, I am wondering if you can contact Goodrum and you can work something out. Goodrum did want to live off the grid. Perhaps Goodrum can build his own home and his business on your land.
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Invite the city to make use of it. They could set it up as a public space. Families could picnic. Children play. On summer evenings it could host theatrical productions, concerts, and show films. Ask for nothing in return other than the commissioning and central placement of a 3x lifesize bronze casting of yourself, pointing to the horizon, and supporting a lamb on one shoulder. That is how I always picture you.
Falcon Park: A place for people.
fuck that
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Easy solution. Mow it back and plant apple trees on it then call it an orchard. Also, the USDA will pay you for crop gains and crop losses and you can get all kinds of grants etc...
I also know people who would be willing to use your land. Let me know...
best. advice
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Fine. Big John's Institute of Small Motor Maintenance it is then.
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You could hire some European low wage workers which are happy to flee.
Pay them 1$ per hour + free oats and soon an army of bodybuilders will take care of your priviledged oasis.
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Marty, What's the estimated value of all that property?
It may be wise to sell it while you're still young and instead of painting walls, you could be buying Van Goghs and Rembrandts and paint mustaches on all the faces.
Is all that land a family holding or does it belong to you exclusively?
You just might be the richest GetBigger of all time!
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Lease it to a farmer. How many acres do you have? If it's only a few, maybe some sort of produce stand. You're pretty handy, just build one and sell the tomatoes, sweet corn etc. If you have a forty or something larger, lease it to a farmer and use that to pay the annual taxes. You can probably get $150 per acre per year, which would probably be more than your tax bill.
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Goodrum can build his home on Falcon's land
(http://www.sterlingchaserealty.com/zv20161113162627/zupload/user/luxuryhome1.jpg)
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Build a stage and bring in all the top 80s hair bands.
Winger, White Snake, Ratt.
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Goodrum can build his home on Falcon's land
(http://www.sterlingchaserealty.com/zv20161113162627/zupload/user/luxuryhome1.jpg)
Mods, please ban SF1900 for posting personal information, i.e. pics of my vacation home. ;D
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Invite the city to make use of it. They could set it up as a public space. Families could picnic. Children play. On summer evenings it could host theatrical productions, concerts, and show films. Ask for nothing in return other than the commissioning and central placement of a 3x lifesize bronze casting of yourself, pointing to the horizon, and supporting a lamb on one shoulder. That is how I always picture you.
Falcon Park: A place for people.
That could be potentially dangerous in Durham. You would either attract the right crowd, or, most likely the "wrong" crowd if you know what I mean.
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Set up a boxing ring and challenge Youtube tough guys to come fight you. Just get them to sign the waiver...
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Mods, please ban SF1900 for posting personal information, i.e. pics of my vacation home. ;D
Too small to be a getbiggers vacation home. :D :D
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best. advice
Use the land to rebuild the Tesla Warden Cliff Tower to transmit industrial levels of electrical power.
Then invite True Adonis to see it and zap his ugly mug with a 1,000,000 volt blast.
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Use the land to rebuild the Tesla Warden Cliff Tower to transmit industrial levels of electrical power.
Then invite True Adonis to see it and zap his ugly mug with a 1,000,000 volt blast.
Better yet, use it on your mother to raise her from the dead so she too can have a meltdown at the election results.