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Title: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: calfzilla on November 27, 2016, 04:37:30 PM
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Post by: NarcissisticDeity on November 27, 2016, 04:40:24 PM
She's NOT the blowjob type , I've watched her videos before she's a fucking train wreck
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Post by: Tapeworm on November 27, 2016, 05:02:26 PM
Sounds like kitten's had some crappy lovers.  :(
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: calfzilla on November 27, 2016, 05:07:52 PM
Sounds like kitten's had some crappy lovers.  :(

Let's remember that a "good guy" that treats women with 100% respect would have zero chance with her or most women. Despite what women say they want the bad boy, the asshole.


[insert standard red pill comic]
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: visualizeperfection on November 27, 2016, 05:12:54 PM
Oh brother.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: Erik C on November 27, 2016, 05:26:56 PM
As with a lot of women, giving you a blow job, means you don't have to hear her talk.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: SF1900 on November 27, 2016, 05:35:35 PM
I absolutely HATE and DESPISE Slam Poetry. What a bunch of drivel.

Ill stick to reading the great poets of our time.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: Grape Ape on November 27, 2016, 05:38:31 PM
I absolutely HATE and DESPITE Slam Poetry. What a bunch of drivel.

Ill stick to reading the great poets of our time.

Yes, the works of Shakespeare, Keats, Poe, Frost and Foozle destroy any type of Slam Poetry
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: Skorp1o on November 27, 2016, 05:47:19 PM
The only blowjob eyes you should be concerned about.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on November 27, 2016, 05:49:11 PM
Yes, the works of Shakespeare, Keats, Poe, Frost and Foozle destroy any type of Slam Poetry

Drown kittens and blind puppies  ;D
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: Tapeworm on November 27, 2016, 05:52:24 PM
Let's remember that a "good guy" that treats women with 100% respect would have zero chance with her or most women. Despite what women say they want the bad boy, the asshole.

I think most women are just sexually frustrated because most guys are either selfish (how women perceive it) or incompetent (more likely imo) in bed.  Not trying to make any claims about being a legendary cassanova but I'm a good lay and these are the reports I receive.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: calfzilla on November 27, 2016, 05:59:30 PM
I absolutely HATE and DESPITE Slam Poetry. What a bunch of drivel.

Ill stick to reading the great poets of our time.

Are you familiar with the works of M.V Goodrum and Tiberius J Bunnysuit?
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: SF1900 on November 27, 2016, 06:05:29 PM
Yes, the works of Shakespeare, Keats, Poe, Frost and Foozle destroy any type of Slam Poetry

All great poets. Foozle, of course, stands out. A great mind.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: SF1900 on November 27, 2016, 06:07:07 PM
Are you familiar with the works of M.V Goodrum and Tiberius J Bunnysuit?

Yes, I am. I especially enjoyed the poem "An Ode to Bunny" by TJB.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 27, 2016, 06:08:14 PM
Sounds like kitten's had some crappy lovers.  :(

X2. This is why I always go down first and get her off. Makes the next part easier. If you blow a load quick it doesn't matter because she's already got hers, and if you don't cum quick it sets her in a mood that will allow you to do some cool shit.


After watching, is this what we have done to women? Feminist killed chivalry and we put the final nail in the coffin by not giving a shit because of learned helplessness. It's a downward spiral.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: Tapeworm on November 27, 2016, 07:38:08 PM
X2. This is why I always go down first and get her off. Makes the next part easier. If you blow a load quick it doesn't matter because she's already got hers, and if you don't cum quick it sets her in a mood that will allow you to do some cool shit.


After watching, is this what we have done to women? Feminist killed chivalry and we put the final nail in the coffin by not giving a shit because of learned helplessness. It's a downward spiral.

Hey if all the other guys want to climb on and hump away for 2 minutes, so much the better for me.  I find it difficult to believe but this is the story I hear repeated.  Maybe they're just being nice but I like to think I fuck well.  So:

Not to be overly graphic, and everyone is gonna say ya no shit genius, but in younger years I found 2 things: 1: that you're not going to cum when your hips aren't pushed forward unless you're already on the brink and 2: that I could last longer by simply slowing down or stopping briefly when I sensed I was on the road to cumming.  Not right before.  That's no good.  The need will just come back right way.  I'd de-excite by adopting a slower pace and not thrusting forward too hard as soon as I suspected I was going that direction.  The result is a nice plateau where it feels good but there's no urge to cum, and I could really go to town, at any pace, for a long time after getting past the first, occasionally second or third, temptation to shoot.  Nowadays, I can enjoy the pleasure of fucking without allowing it to crescendo if I chose, only very rarely have to slow down or pause, and find alternating between periods of slow/sensual and slamming is enough to sustain lovemaking indefinitely, although most new women complain of soreness around 90 minutes.  Guess if you have a gigantic getbig pecker it'll be even sooner. (Warning: You can't blowjob out of this.  At least I can't.  So make sure to make it happen unless you like blueballs.) When I decide to cum I get there better and enjoy it more when doing things slowly but forcefully.

So that's how I learned to last even if I had full nuts.  I can't believe I just typed that.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: Erik C on November 27, 2016, 07:43:19 PM
So that's how I learned to last even if I had full nuts.  I can't believe I just typed that.

You should've learned how to cum, and keep plowing, and cum again a little later.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: Tapeworm on November 27, 2016, 07:56:14 PM
You should've learned how to cum, and keep plowing, and cum again a little later.

I think I did that once with a chick in England.  Wasn't my style.  The woodie was nothing to write home about.

I'm old and still ok for 3 a day (well, maybe not every day) but at this age it's a pretty safe bet that if this dick squirts it's going soft.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: Kwon on November 27, 2016, 08:10:21 PM
Slam Poem?

Sounds like something invented by the liberal left.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: Pray_4_War on November 27, 2016, 09:05:09 PM
Slam Poem?

Sounds like something invented by the liberal left.

Exactly.  If I ever wanted to "slam" someone, I'd do it like a man.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/21e6aa063cd9ead15fc2e4ef7d495900/tumblr_mq64ow80061ry1rm7o1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: hardgainerj on November 27, 2016, 09:21:12 PM
im sure her jewish parents are proud
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: Shakespeare on November 27, 2016, 11:49:27 PM
Yes, the works of Shakespeare, Keats, Poe, Frost and Foozle destroy any type of Slam Poetry

A list of the highest quality, young pleb.

But prey tell, of the aforementioned, who would dare to take on this enquiring mind in a battle of the thong variety?
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: JCL on November 28, 2016, 08:48:02 AM
That was fucking disturbing, I turned it off instantly.

Her haircut gives it away she's a mental case.

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Post by: Yamcha on November 28, 2016, 10:18:21 AM
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Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: njflex on November 28, 2016, 10:19:33 AM
That was fucking disturbing, I turned it off instantly.

Her haircut gives it away she's a mental case.


SUZANNE VEGA HAIRCUT OF PEACE..
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: JCL on November 28, 2016, 10:24:53 AM
SUZANNE VEGA HAIRCUT OF PEACE..

not sure who that is
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: njflex on November 28, 2016, 11:45:17 AM
VEGA
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: JCL on November 28, 2016, 12:53:25 PM
VEGA

yuck
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 28, 2016, 12:54:43 PM
Now this is a blowjob eye

(http://www.healthmds.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Crusty-eyes-and-eyelids.jpg)
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: Mr Anabolic on November 28, 2016, 04:23:17 PM
The tongue is more important...

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Zi17F-Qx1vU/VHh_j3wSvvI/AAAAAAAAAxY/8cZVxGY6Fp0/w506-h750/0192341.gif)
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on November 28, 2016, 04:30:22 PM
I love this dude lol he destroys her

Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: JCL on November 28, 2016, 04:52:26 PM
I love this dude lol he destroys her



Guy is a retard too.  Could of summed that all up in 3 sentences. You watched all that? yack.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: Moontrane on November 28, 2016, 05:28:03 PM
The tongue is more important...

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Zi17F-Qx1vU/VHh_j3wSvvI/AAAAAAAAAxY/8cZVxGY6Fp0/w506-h750/0192341.gif)

Why settle when you can have both?   :D

(https://media.giphy.com/media/dcoJ05Z7fRIty/giphy.gif) (https://media.giphy.com/media/xk2F3LxU5bynK/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: Flexacon on November 28, 2016, 07:00:06 PM
Technique is more important

(http://i.imgur.com/86yo3SW.gif)
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: King Shizzo on November 28, 2016, 07:51:09 PM
(http://oi61.tinypic.com/5mcw8j.jpg)
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: visualizeperfection on November 28, 2016, 09:27:40 PM
Lol@ Shizzo posting about posting/posters.

Get a clue and join the conversation. Oh brother.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: King Shizzo on November 28, 2016, 09:36:42 PM
Lol@ Shizzo posting about posting/posters.

Get a clue and join the conversation. Oh brother.
I am not a follower. Hence the name.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: visualizeperfection on November 28, 2016, 09:46:08 PM
I am not a follower. Hence the name.

You are. Hence your obsession with other posters.


Youre a bit creepy, do you tell your coworkers about your getbig "heros"?
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: King Shizzo on November 28, 2016, 09:53:19 PM
You are. Hence your obsession with other posters.


Youre a bit creepy, do you tell your coworkers about your getbig "heros"?
Obsession with other posters?  Ron named me the King.

Deal with it.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 28, 2016, 10:54:40 PM
Tough choice out of her and vissy
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: visualizeperfection on November 29, 2016, 12:34:30 AM
Obsession with other posters?  Ron named me the King.

Deal with it.

If you were actually a king, or a leader of any sort, there would be repercussions for those who have no respect for you.

And that's everyone here.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: falco on November 29, 2016, 04:02:34 AM
The tongue is more important...

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Zi17F-Qx1vU/VHh_j3wSvvI/AAAAAAAAAxY/8cZVxGY6Fp0/w506-h750/0192341.gif)

With a tongue like that, how can she stuff a dick insider her mouth? Might be every lesbian dream.
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Post by: Grape Ape on November 29, 2016, 05:24:18 AM
If you were actually a king, or a leader of any sort, there would be repercussions for those who have no respect for you.

And that's everyone here.

Just respond with this every time he starts this bullshit:

King of faking his own death
King of sucking a dude off for message board attention - admitted and proven
King of getting owned by Goodrum.

That's what he's known for, and the reason for the name change.

Remind him of it every time he starts this king shitzo bullshit again.  It already ruined the board for a lot of good posters at one point, and we don't need it again.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: Yamcha on November 29, 2016, 05:40:08 AM
(https://i.sli.mg/TNzv15.jpg)
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 29, 2016, 06:33:13 AM
Why settle when you can have both?   :D

(https://media.giphy.com/media/dcoJ05Z7fRIty/giphy.gif) (https://media.giphy.com/media/xk2F3LxU5bynK/giphy.gif)



I find the tongue revolting.  Kind of gross.  Not sure why anyone thinks its hot.
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Post by: drmarkp on November 29, 2016, 07:55:41 AM
.. These
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Post by: njflex on November 29, 2016, 08:19:43 AM
Obsession with other posters?  Ron named me the King.

Deal with it.
Title: Re: Good blowjob eyes
Post by: visualizeperfection on November 29, 2016, 09:04:46 AM
Just respond with this every time he starts this bullshit:

King of faking his own death
King of sucking a dude off for message board attention - admitted and proven
King of getting owned by Goodrum.

That's what he's known for, and the reason for the name change.

Remind him of it every time he starts this king shitzo bullshit again.  It already ruined the board for a lot of good posters at one point, and we don't need it again.

Don't forget King of drunk posting, and king of sober regret.