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Title: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Tunza Muscle on December 02, 2016, 12:08:34 PM
I was in the club last night and this 11 (on a scale of 1 to 10) literally sat and talked about my pecs for like 2 hours. She was fascinated by my chest routine and my diet. She was rubbing them and feeling me up. At one point she even lifted my shirt and kissed the pecs. I guess all that lifting pays off. ;)
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Skeeter on December 02, 2016, 12:10:22 PM
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Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on December 02, 2016, 12:30:52 PM
C:\Users\TunzaMuscle\things_which_never_happened

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Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on December 02, 2016, 12:35:42 PM
You, too! Awesomes!!
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: robcguns on December 02, 2016, 12:45:26 PM
Pic of said pecs?
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: JAGO on December 02, 2016, 12:52:17 PM
I was in the club last night and this 11 (on a scale of 1 to 10) literally sat and talked about my pecs for like 2 hours. She was fascinated by my chest routine and my diet. She was rubbing them and feeling me up. At one point she even lifted my shirt and kissed the pecs. I guess all that lifting pays off. ;)

This happens to me all the time bro. Don't let it go to your head, take a deep breath and enjoy it.

JAGO
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: light weight baby on December 02, 2016, 01:20:35 PM
what a loser

i always tell women i dont workout because i'm a hard working senior vice president at goldman sachs and simply dont have the time or energy

but luckily i have decent genetics and have 18" lean arms without working out, barely eating anything and sleeping 2-3 hrs a night

Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Tunza Muscle on December 02, 2016, 02:06:31 PM
what a loser

i always tell women i dont workout because i'm a hard working senior vice president at goldman sachs and simply dont have the time or energy

but luckily i have decent genetics and have 18" lean arms without working out, barely eating anything and sleeping 2-3 hrs a night


I know but if I ever told a chick I don't workout she will know I'm lying. When you tell them you don't workout it's totally believable, judging from your photos.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: light weight baby on December 02, 2016, 02:09:02 PM
I know but if I ever told a chick I don't workout she will know I'm lying. When you tell them you don't workout it's totally believable, judging from your photos.

let's see a pic to compare, stud
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Kwon on December 02, 2016, 02:09:08 PM
C:\Users\TunzaMuscle\things_which_never_happened

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Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Mitch on December 02, 2016, 02:15:15 PM
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Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: ratherbebig on December 02, 2016, 02:37:55 PM
congratulations man!

i got quite a bit to go before that happens to me

but im doing 1 exercise for chest three times a week so im working on it

Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Tunza Muscle on December 02, 2016, 07:42:22 PM
congratulations man!

i got quite a bit to go before that happens to me

but im doing 1 exercise for chest three times a week so im working on it


Thanks brah. There's nothing like having the hottest chick in the club reach inside your shirt and run her red nails down your rock hard massive pecs, the aroma of her wet pussy rising as she looks lustfully into your eyes. That's the moment that makes all the sets, all the reps, all the dry chicken breasts worthwhile.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Erik C on December 02, 2016, 07:50:52 PM
I was in the club last night and this 11 (on a scale of 1 to 10) literally sat and talked about my pecs for like 2 hours. She was fascinated by my chest routine and my diet. She was rubbing them and feeling me up. At one point she even lifted my shirt and kissed the pecs. I guess all that lifting pays off. ;)

Do you even know where your pecs are located on your body? Just checking.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Coach is Back! on December 02, 2016, 08:51:39 PM
I was in the club last night and this 11 (on a scale of 1 to 10) literally sat and talked about my pecs for like 2 hours. She was fascinated by my chest routine and my diet. She was rubbing them and feeling me up. At one point she even lifted my shirt and kissed the pecs. I guess all that lifting pays off. ;)

I can see why by your pictures..oh wait, nevermind.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Scat Cavier on December 02, 2016, 09:21:27 PM
C:\Users\TunzaMuscle\things_which_never_happened

warning directory has reached maximum size limit.

lol
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: CalvinH on December 03, 2016, 05:44:17 AM
Well we damn sure know your brain wouldn't be a conversation piece.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Nirvana on December 03, 2016, 07:06:18 AM
Well we damn sure know your brain wouldn't be a conversation piece.
no need for brain when have mrkis ruel pecs
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: hench on December 03, 2016, 07:23:03 AM
Trouble is I think many here would like it to be the aroma of a wet cock
Thanks brah. There's nothing like having the hottest chick in the club reach inside your shirt and run her red nails down your rock hard massive pecs, the aroma of her wet pussy rising as she looks lustfully into your eyes. That's the moment that makes all the sets, all the reps, all the dry chicken breasts worthwhile.

Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: nasht5 on December 03, 2016, 08:29:56 AM
I was in the club last night and this 11 (on a scale of 1 to 10) literally sat and talked about my pecs for like 2 hours. She was fascinated by my chest routine and my diet. She was rubbing them and feeling me up. At one point she even lifted my shirt and kissed the pecs. I guess all that lifting pays off. ;)

Dude wake up, you're late for the school bus.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Tunza Muscle on December 07, 2016, 10:11:13 AM
Well we damn sure know your brain wouldn't be a conversation piece.
Nobody's expecting you to be happy about my sex life. In fact, it seems to make a lot of fellas angry for some reason. Gee, I wonder why.... ;)
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Skeeter on December 07, 2016, 10:13:45 AM
Nobody's expecting you to be happy about my sex life. In fact, it seems to make a lot of fellas angry for aome reason. Gee, I wonder why.... ;)

Probably because you're lying about it.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Kwon on December 07, 2016, 10:17:03 AM
I was in the club last night and this 11 (on a scale of 1 to 10) literally sat and talked about my pecs for like 2 hours. He was fascinated by my chest routine and my diet. He was rubbing his dick on them and feeding me up. At one point he even lifted my skirt and kissed the anus. I guess all that lifting pays off. ;)
Dude wake up, you're late for the school bus.

Trouble is I think many here would like it to be the aroma of a wet cock
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Simple Simon on December 07, 2016, 11:11:37 AM
They are not pecs, they are tits you tranny.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Primemuscle on December 07, 2016, 11:14:51 AM
I was in the club last night and this 11 (on a scale of 1 to 10) literally sat and talked about my pecs for like 2 hours. She was fascinated by my chest routine and my diet. She was rubbing them and feeling me up. At one point she even lifted my shirt and kissed the pecs. I guess all that lifting pays off. ;)

11 doesn't exist on a scale of 1 to 10.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 07, 2016, 11:35:17 AM
I was in the club last night and this 11 (on a scale of 1 to 10) literally sat and talked about my pecs for like 2 hours. She was fascinated by my chest routine and my diet. She was rubbing them and feeling me up. At one point she even lifted my shirt and kissed the pecs. I guess all that lifting pays off. ;)

If this actually happened, which it didn't, why didn't you bang her. 

Any attractive woman that talks about my body for 2 hours and kisses and touches my chest...is getting fucked.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Primemuscle on December 07, 2016, 11:44:18 AM
If this actually happened, which it didn't, why didn't you bang her. 

Any attractive woman that talks about my body for 2 hours and kisses and touches my chest...is getting fucked.

He hasn't reach puberty.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: kh300 on December 07, 2016, 12:16:10 PM
If this actually happened, which it didn't, why didn't you bang her. 

Any attractive woman that talks about my body for 2 hours and kisses and touches my chest...is getting fucked.

He left out the part about her reaching for his cock then laughing as she walked away thanking him for the drinks.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: light weight baby on December 07, 2016, 12:18:02 PM
If this actually happened, which it didn't, why didn't you bang her. 

Any attractive woman that talks about my body for 2 hours and kisses and touches my chest...is getting fucked.
impotence/small dick issues
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Kwon on December 07, 2016, 12:53:03 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/SVLnDFJvvJG80/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Tunza Muscle on December 07, 2016, 01:03:53 PM
If this actually happened, which it didn't, why didn't you bang her. 

Any attractive woman that talks about my body for 2 hours and kisses and touches my chest...is getting fucked.
Had a 12 waiting for me at home
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Kwon on December 07, 2016, 01:06:39 PM
(http://www.reelingreviews.com/loveranchpic.jpg)
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: 2scared2post on December 07, 2016, 05:34:57 PM
Had a 12 waiting for me at home


Lol at believing your dads cock size.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: WannaBePro on December 07, 2016, 05:39:56 PM
Pic of said pecs?

Don't hold your breath.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: J. Richards on December 07, 2016, 06:23:32 PM
i think after 15 minutes of chest talk and rubs... shit would need to get real..... but 2 hours.... fuck,,
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Tunza Muscle on December 07, 2016, 07:09:47 PM
i think after 15 minutes of chest talk and rubs... shit would need to get real..... but 2 hours.... fuck,,

I've had so much pussy in my life from so many beautiful women I take this stuff in stride.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Walter Sobchak on December 07, 2016, 07:48:02 PM
I've had so much pussy in my life from so many beautiful women I take this stuff in stride.

Gayer than spooge on a mustache
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: gmflex on December 08, 2016, 03:46:54 AM
I know but if I ever told a chick I don't workout she will know I'm lying. When you tell them you don't workout it's totally believable, judging from your photos.



 ;D ;D
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Skeeter on December 08, 2016, 05:09:35 AM
I'm starting to believe this guy.... oh, wait, no I'm not.
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Hulkotron on December 08, 2016, 06:11:07 AM
OP huffs BBC
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Walter Sobchak on December 08, 2016, 07:03:54 AM
OP huffs BBC

OP's Dad has definitely gone "Big Mike Cox" up his shitpipe....
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Pete Nice on December 08, 2016, 06:29:59 PM
Great Gimmick, well done  8)
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Taffin on December 08, 2016, 06:48:44 PM
11 doesn't exist on a scale of 1 to 10.

Try telling that to Nigel...

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GjpCAE0Uge0/Vm1QIQOGV8I/AAAAAAAAmQQ/sbdZ_a-AzbM/s1600/SpinalTap_1010Pyxurz.jpg)
Title: Re: My pecs are a conversation piece
Post by: Primemuscle on December 08, 2016, 06:55:40 PM
Try telling that to Nigel...

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GjpCAE0Uge0/Vm1QIQOGV8I/AAAAAAAAmQQ/sbdZ_a-AzbM/s1600/SpinalTap_1010Pyxurz.jpg)

I'm a stickler for details. It's a pain in the ass for some people. I think they are just sloppy.  ;D