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Title: "Sorry,not into bald guys. You should try approaching a bald woman"
Post by: Army of One on December 05, 2016, 08:54:34 PM
Some guy on another forum had this said to him on approaching a woman in a bar, vicious!

(https://s11.postimg.org/y5zkli70z/baldcel_shoots.gif)
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Post by: Mitch on December 05, 2016, 10:31:48 PM
As a bald stud, I'm triggered >:(
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Post by: falco on December 06, 2016, 02:09:24 AM
Is she into bald cocks?
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Post by: ratherbebig on December 06, 2016, 02:31:08 AM
heard that quite as few times.

then i do a most muscular and she changes her mind.
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Post by: calfzilla on December 06, 2016, 02:44:50 AM
Can guarantee it was not because he was bald.
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Post by: light weight baby on December 06, 2016, 02:45:17 AM
heard that quite as few times.

then i do a most muscular and she changes her mind.
i am real real happy that my favorite prostitute has lost a ton of hair by steroids

when she takes off her weave i feel like i'm not the only balding mofo in the room

she's real upset about it of course

first time she revealed herself to me she was so insecure and she was almost crying saying "i look like a gay"

i said no you are beautiful!!! but actually i was lying i just felt happy she couldnt bully me about hairloss

still smashed her, ifgaf about bitches hair if i'm not breeding with her
Title: Re: "Sorry,not into bald guys. You should try approaching a bald woman"
Post by: light weight baby on December 06, 2016, 02:51:18 AM
Can guarantee it was not because he was bald.
DENIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


it happens all the time

baldness disgusts a lot of women

just there is also the fact a lot of women have decided to "overlook" a man's baldness if she thinks she can get a lot of things done from him
Title: Re: "Sorry,not into bald guys. You should try approaching a bald woman"
Post by: calfzilla on December 06, 2016, 02:57:28 AM
DENIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


it happens all the time

baldness disgusts a lot of women

just there is also the fact a lot of women have decided to "overlook" a man's baldness if she thinks she can get a lot of things done from him

Women are habitual liars. In this case the issue wasn't because he was bald. He was either short, fat, ugly or
Obnoxious, the baldness was not a factor. Sure some women don't like bald but a woman is never going to reject you by giving you the true reason.
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Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 06, 2016, 02:59:20 AM
i am real real happy that my favorite prostitute has lost a ton of hair by steroids

when she takes off her weave i feel like i'm not the only balding mofo in the room

she's real upset about it of course

first time she revealed herself to me she was so insecure and she was almost crying saying "i look like a gay"

i said no you are beautiful!!! but actually i was lying i just felt happy she couldnt bully me about hairloss

still smashed her, ifgaf about bitches hair if i'm not breeding with her

So you now have a favorite regular prostitute on steroids?

Didn't you write just a week or two how you had sex with a roided fitness prostitute for the first time and you didn't like it all because her body was too hard....and you felt like hitting a bag of bricks?
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Post by: light weight baby on December 06, 2016, 03:00:44 AM
So you now have a favorite regular prostitute on steroids?

Didn't you write just a week or two how you had sex with a roided fitness prostitute for the first time and you didn't like it all because her body was too hard....and you felt like hitting a bag of bricks?
she took steroids before but never really got crazy ripped or something

she blew up now on anti psychosis meds
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Post by: Marlo Stanfield on December 06, 2016, 03:08:11 AM
Some guy on another forum had this said to him on approaching a woman in a bar, vicious!

(https://s11.postimg.org/y5zkli70z/baldcel_shoots.gif)
whats that movie?
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Post by: calfzilla on December 06, 2016, 03:09:38 AM
Halo would you be into this chick?


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Post by: light weight baby on December 06, 2016, 03:16:56 AM
Halo would you be into this chick?



for sure

who is she

what is her exact location
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Post by: calfzilla on December 06, 2016, 03:21:43 AM
for sure

who is she

what is her exact location

Dating site in U.S.
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Post by: light weight baby on December 06, 2016, 03:23:32 AM
Dating site in U.S.
looks like she has a hairy pussy

are there noods?
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Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 06, 2016, 03:25:07 AM
Halo would you be into this chick?




Would love to dig some shit out of her ass and smear it on her cleavage.

Masturbation by tits afterwards.
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Post by: calfzilla on December 06, 2016, 03:27:44 AM
looks like she has a hairy pussy

are there noods?

No nood pictors.  :(

Here different chicks.

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Post by: falco on December 06, 2016, 03:28:30 AM
whats that movie?
From paris with love.
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Post by: light weight baby on December 06, 2016, 03:28:58 AM
thick,,, juicy,,, powerfully built,,,

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Post by: Rascal full on December 06, 2016, 03:47:01 AM
i am real real happy that my favorite prostitute has lost a ton of hair by steroids

when she takes off her weave i feel like i'm not the only balding mofo in the room

she's real upset about it of course

first time she revealed herself to me she was so insecure and she was almost crying saying "i look like a gay"

i said no you are beautiful!!! but actually i was lying i just felt happy she couldnt bully me about hairloss

still smashed her, ifgaf about bitches hair if i'm not breeding with her

LOL How much have you shed? I bet you are just ultra conscious of it and it's not even that bad.
Title: Re: "Sorry,not into bald guys. You should try approaching a bald woman"
Post by: robcguns on December 06, 2016, 04:09:12 AM
Halo would you be into this chick?




That's fucking disgusting.Please don't pics of apes.
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Post by: calfzilla on December 06, 2016, 04:14:20 AM
That's fucking disgusting.Please don't pics of apes.

Listen here that is possibly my future wife you are talking about!  >:(
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Post by: light weight baby on December 06, 2016, 04:15:58 AM
That's fucking disgusting.Please don't pics of apes.
watch it, dont talk about calfzilla's future wife like that!!!!!!!
Title: Re: "Sorry,not into bald guys. You should try approaching a bald woman"
Post by: Howard on December 06, 2016, 05:31:20 AM
i am real real happy that my favorite prostitute has lost a ton of hair by steroids

when she takes off her weave i feel like i'm not the only balding mofo in the room

she's real upset about it of course

first time she revealed herself to me she was so insecure and she was almost crying saying "i look like a gay"

i said no you are beautiful!!! but actually i was lying i just felt happy she couldnt bully me about hairloss

still smashed her, ifgaf about bitches hair if i'm not breeding with her

Ok? Sorry , but I can't relate to anything in most of you sexual adventure posts.
I read your posts and many others for basic curiosity and entertainment.
I suspect you'd find my lifestyle pretty boring and dull? LOL, believe it or not I'm quite happy, but who cares .

Dude, you seem pretty pleased with your sex life.
It's obvious you enjoy yourself , so wtf.

It continues to amaze me how all humans can be the same species BUT be so different in their sex practices.

No biggy, keep pumping the wts, banging the ho's and posting about it on getbig.
Title: Re: "Sorry,not into bald guys. You should try approaching a bald woman"
Post by: Griffith on December 06, 2016, 05:57:09 AM
Probably a feminazi.
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Post by: Man of Steel on December 06, 2016, 06:26:10 AM
i am real real happy that my favorite prostitute has lost a ton of hair by steroids


I'm 100% certain I'll never read a sentence like this ever again.....bucket list, check.
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Post by: light weight baby on December 06, 2016, 06:55:38 AM
Ok? Sorry , but I can't relate to anything in most of you sexual adventure posts.
I read your posts and many others for basic curiosity and entertainment.
I suspect you'd find my lifestyle pretty boring and dull? LOL, believe it or not I'm quite happy, but who cares .

Dude, you seem pretty pleased with your sex life.
It's obvious you enjoy yourself , so wtf.

It continues to amaze me how all humans can be the same species BUT be so different in their sex practices.

No biggy, keep pumping the wts, banging the ho's and posting about it on getbig.

congrats on missing the points completely
Title: Re: "Sorry,not into bald guys. You should try approaching a bald woman"
Post by: Hulkotron on December 06, 2016, 08:11:28 AM
a woman is never going to reject you by giving you the true reason.

x2
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Post by: light weight baby on December 06, 2016, 08:28:01 AM
I'm 100% certain I'll never read a sentence like this ever again.....bucket list, check.
i'm just sayin it feels good to know she can feel my pain
Title: Re: "Sorry,not into bald guys. You should try approaching a bald woman"
Post by: _bruce_ on December 06, 2016, 10:17:02 AM
Could be - there are many reason somebody likes someone or not.
If you're bald or have long hair you may be little bit more of a niche man.
Title: Re: "Sorry,not into bald guys. You should try approaching a bald woman"
Post by: Skeletor on December 06, 2016, 10:21:46 AM
This poor fella can only talk to bald women:

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Post by: Bevo on December 06, 2016, 11:29:31 AM
This poor fella can only talk to bald women:

(https://moststylish.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/dwaynejohnsonsanandreasukpremierered4un_co1fsfwx.jpg?w=616&h=1014&crop=1)

 ::)

3-2-1, someone's going to post a Jason statham pic next  ::)

For every bald celebrity there's the ones with hair that women prefer over

David Beckham, Zac efron, hemsworth brothers for example, to all the bald idiots out there keep telling yourself being bald is attractive hahaha
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Post by: Hulkotron on December 06, 2016, 11:33:26 AM
It's very funny to the Hulkotron how baldies all think women like bald guys because The Rock and Jason Statham can hump whatever tits they want.  Meanwhile they all look like Shizzo and Pumpster.
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Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 06, 2016, 11:37:37 AM
::)

3-2-1, someone's going to post a Jason statham pic next  ::)

For every bald celebrity there's the ones with hair that women prefer over

David Beckham, Zac efron, hemsworth brothers for example, to all the bald idiots out there keep telling yourself being bald is attractive hahaha


Had to google this "Zac Effron"

Looks like a fag

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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 06, 2016, 05:33:56 PM
How many girls also say they hate a guy with big muscles. lol.

(http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/582b08811800002a0030e1be.jpeg)(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsZQQiRoHakaVUR7mRvwY7SoKcBqHfSerOroV63wr1EM3lS3fQPqC7Hgk)
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Post by: AbrahamG on December 06, 2016, 05:42:28 PM

Had to google this "Zac Effron"

Looks like a fag



LOL at "fag" (year 2016). 
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Post by: Primemuscle on December 06, 2016, 05:49:11 PM

Had to google this "Zac Effron"

Looks like a fag



Yup. These days it's hard to tell who is and who isn't.

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Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 06, 2016, 10:09:48 PM
LOL at "fag" (year 2016). 

Well you go on fagging and dicksucking then.

Go with the flow,it`s good to be globalist gay nowadays
YOU ARE A HERO
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Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 06, 2016, 10:11:15 PM
Yup. These days it's hard to tell who is and who isn't.



You`re starting to sound like Bay....

Good mass on the 3rd bear (no homo)
Title: Re: "Sorry,not into bald guys. You should try approaching a bald woman"
Post by: AbrahamG on December 06, 2016, 10:36:19 PM
Well you go on fagging and dicksucking then.

Go with the flow,it`s good to be globalist gay nowadays
YOU ARE A HERO

Only gay if you want it to be.
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Post by: Nether Animal on December 07, 2016, 01:10:25 AM
Women really don't care if you are bald or not. Your friend might have had another issue and they were using it as an excuse to shrug him off.
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Post by: dj181 on December 07, 2016, 03:05:23 AM
from what my female friends have been telling me lately women love conifidence

it trumps money, hair, muscles, and a big ass dick

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Post by: light weight baby on December 07, 2016, 03:23:51 AM
from what my female friends have been telling me lately women love conifidence

it trumps money, hair, muscles, and a big ass dick


lol.... oldest meme in the book....

JUST BE KONFIDENT
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Post by: Bevo on December 07, 2016, 02:39:55 PM

Had to google this "Zac Effron"

Looks like a fag



Says the guy that's on a forum dedicated to oiled men in thongs
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Post by: Primemuscle on December 07, 2016, 02:44:57 PM
You`re starting to sound like Bay....

Good mass on the 3rd bear (no homo)

Hmm....it's you sounding like Bay. I made no assessments other than to point out that not all (supposedly) gay men look like Tinkerbelle Efron.

Bay is good people. 
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 07, 2016, 03:11:52 PM
(http://p.fod4.com/p/media/d789a3ccfe/PfXKGeJ9Tr6pk5nCrQnj_Penis%20Top%20Gun.gif)
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Post by: Pet shop boys on December 08, 2016, 07:16:47 AM
Can guarantee it was not because he was bald.

This ,

A woman prefers a guy with hair (obviously) but if the guy is bald that wont stop chicks  from dating or talking to a guy .


WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by: bigmc on December 08, 2016, 08:10:23 AM
uncle creepy makes me vomit
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Post by: light weight baby on December 08, 2016, 08:54:02 AM
i'd date juicy black bald women

send them to me

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Post by: light weight baby on December 08, 2016, 09:04:54 AM
This ,

A woman prefers a guy with hair (obviously) but if the guy is bald that wont stop chicks  from dating or talking to a guy .


WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
strong logic..........

 ::)
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Post by: Primemuscle on December 08, 2016, 04:58:32 PM
uncle creepy makes me vomit

Choke on it.  ;)
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Post by: Pray_4_War on December 08, 2016, 08:52:50 PM
Some guy on another forum had this said to him on approaching a woman in a bar, vicious!


If that's true, that's some coldblooded shit.

Seriously though, who cold approaches women in 2016?  Especially a bald guy.  You are setting yourself up to fail.

Post a good picture on Tinder and then swipe right on some bitches.  Unless you are a horrible fucking chud you will make out ok.  Pffft, cold approaching.  Fucking idiot.
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Post by: old-school-lifter on December 08, 2016, 08:53:03 PM
Handsome guy with hair > handsome bald guy

Celebrity handsome bald guy (eg statham, Kelly slater,  Rock) MAY trump handsome non celebrity guy with hair

average looks, bald guy with good physique pays for sex
Ugly bald guy with good physique pays for sex
ugly bald fat guy pays for sex
ugly fat bald short guy pays for sex

women DO NOT go for bald guys...............fact,

deal with it
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Post by: Go 4 It on December 08, 2016, 09:15:27 PM
Hair is definitely important in attracting women, not as important as money though, that's for sure. Oh and for the guys that talk about the Rock or Statham, both dudes looked way better with hair.
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Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 08, 2016, 11:36:30 PM
Handsome guy with hair > handsome bald guy

Celebrity handsome bald guy (eg statham, Kelly slater,  Rock) MAY trump handsome non celebrity guy with hair

average looks, bald guy with good physique pays for sex
Ugly bald guy with good physique pays for sex
ugly bald fat guy pays for sex
ugly fat bald short guy pays for sex

women DO NOT go for bald guys...............fact,

deal with it

Bald ugly tall onfident guy with decent money and connections > other guys.

It's not a rule for all women but 95% of them will get the shaft sooner it later if he is persistent.
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Post by: Costanza on December 08, 2016, 11:43:42 PM
I mentioned this a while back on here...I went on a date with a cute 22 year old...half way through the date her phone started going off, text messages....She didn't touch her phone but I told her it was ok to look as long as she read out what was being asked...Literally the first message was 'what's his hair like?'...thank fuck I got a full head....they care.
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Post by: calfzilla on December 08, 2016, 11:48:42 PM
I mentioned this a while back on here...I went on a date with a cute 22 year old...half way through the date her phone started going off, text messages....She didn't touch her phone but I told her it was ok to look as long as she read out what was being asked...Literally the first message was 'what's his hair like?'...thank fuck I got a full head....they care.
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Post by: Costanza on December 09, 2016, 12:00:37 AM
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 :D :D
Title: Re: "Sorry,not into bald guys. You should try approaching a bald woman"
Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 09, 2016, 12:02:49 AM
I mentioned this a while back on here...I went on a date with a cute 22 year old...half way through the date her phone started going off, text messages....She didn't touch her phone but I told her it was ok to look as long as she read out what was being asked...Literally the first message was 'what's his hair like?'...thank fuck I got a full head....they care.

My ex gf always used to comment how I have beauiful hair,and stressed how full head of hair and a handsome face are very important to a woman

Now she's dating this bald ugly old guy who is not rich nor a badass. Says he is faithfull unlike me and respects her feelings.  

Must have a huge cock I don't know.
Title: Re: "Sorry,not into bald guys. You should try approaching a bald woman"
Post by: Costanza on December 09, 2016, 12:15:24 AM
My ex gf always used to comment how I have beauiful hair,and stressed how full head of hair and a handsome face are very important to a woman

Now she's dating this bald ugly old guy who is not rich nor a badass. Says he is faithfull unlike me and respects her feelings.  

Must have a huge cock I don't know.

Has she hit the wall and realised she is undesirable to younger guys?
Title: Re: "Sorry,not into bald guys. You should try approaching a bald woman"
Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 09, 2016, 12:19:31 AM
Has she hit the wall and realised she is undesirable to younger guys?
Spot on. Bravo!  :D

She is 39 and 9 years older than me.

We hooked up when I was 23 and she was 32. For me back them that made her a smoking hot milf. :D

Last two years it started to show....she still has a good body but it's going downhill.
Title: Re: "Sorry,not into bald guys. You should try approaching a bald woman"
Post by: Kwon on December 09, 2016, 12:21:30 AM
Hair is definitely important in attracting women, not as important as money though, that's for sure. Oh and for the guys that talk about the Rock or Statham, both dudes looked way better with hair.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qrIsnN3Pz9Y/VtVGwfTLZ7I/AAAAAAAAB3Q/selL9tJxn34/s1600/Rocky-Maivia.jpg)
(http://orig13.deviantart.net/f2ef/f/2014/206/f/9/rocky_maivia_by_theelectrifyingonehd-d7saofz.jpg)

True