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Title: Your mother works out on Nautilus machines - best bodybuilding insults
Post by: Never1AShow on December 10, 2016, 04:49:32 AM
Arnold telling Mentzer he lost because his belly was  hanging out all over the place, Rick Wayne characterizing Johnny Fuller as "Johnny Revolta," whoever first called Branch a bag of smashed assholes,
there have been some doozies over the years, but which is your favorite?

Not limited to famous, any insults of Navy Mike or Shizzo or "SaintAnger" etc. count also
Title: Re: Your mother works out on Nautilus machines - best bodybuilding insults
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 10, 2016, 07:44:28 AM
"bitch..........."

Ray McNeil as paramedics wheeled him out of the house.
Title: Re: Your mother works out on Nautilus machines - best bodybuilding insults
Post by: Never1AShow on December 10, 2016, 11:24:38 AM
Quote from: LurkerNoMore on December 10, 2016, 07:44:28 AM
"bitch..........."

Ray McNeil as paramedics wheeled him out of the house.

Must have been before, I don't think there was talkin after.

Thought of another one:

"He's got spaghetti arms"  Matty Ferrigno about Arnold
Title: Re: Your mother works out on Nautilus machines - best bodybuilding insults
Post by: FREAKgeek on December 10, 2016, 11:50:03 AM
"Air ain't free"

Titus to Melissa James
Title: Re: Your mother works out on Nautilus machines - best bodybuilding insults
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 15, 2016, 01:34:29 PM
Quote from: Never1AShow on December 10, 2016, 11:24:38 AM
Must have been before, I don't think there was talkin after.

Thought of another one:

"He's got spaghetti arms"  Matty Ferrigno about Arnold

I read the MM2000 article that he told the paramedics that Sally did it.
Title: Re: Your mother works out on Nautilus machines - best bodybuilding insults
Post by: Rambone on December 15, 2016, 01:40:31 PM
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/kingmakingfun.jpg)
Title: Re: Your mother works out on Nautilus machines - best bodybuilding insults
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 15, 2016, 03:52:51 PM
Love this poem from Captain Freedom

There is a man who sailed the seas,
to wage war on the enemies,
He would have fought so gallantly,
alas, if not, for his wounded knee

He checked his watch, and had a hunch,
that he just might be the first for lunch,
To the galley! he cried, and bid farewell,
then bolted for the ships stairwell,

But a man like he, was born to lose,
the stupid prick never tied his shoes.
The crash was like a nuclear bomb,
as cowhead hit the stairs full on,
how quickly things had gone so wrong.

Help me sir! he cried in pain,
i'll never bodybuild again!
but cowhead's cries were all in vain,
the casevac had never came.

So up he got, and faked a limp,
it's time to milk this, thought the human blimp,
I'll claim disability, and PTSD
and surely then i'll live for free,
stealing parking spaces from the elderly
its going to be so great, said he.

Some say he's a lying twat,
who looks like shit whether thin or fat,
but no not me, i won't stand for that!
cause Mike's my friend and that is that!
Title: Re: Your mother works out on Nautilus machines - best bodybuilding insults
Post by: Never1AShow on December 15, 2016, 04:52:19 PM
His place was seedy
His lawn was weedy
Thighs not meaty
But for trophy greedy

Never rang the midshipmen's bell
20 plates loaded sure was swell
He climbed into the leg press well
And said Welcome to my personal hell