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Title: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: Tunza Muscle on December 10, 2016, 09:44:44 PM
I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: delta9mda on December 10, 2016, 09:52:29 PM
Cool story bro
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 10, 2016, 11:29:29 PM
Things that never happened: Volume 48
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: Royalty on December 11, 2016, 12:59:33 AM
I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.


Sounds like a 240 is back type of story...  But in his version he would've shown his attackers the pair of glocks that he keeps on his person 24/7. Which would've quelled the whole incident.
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: Griffith on December 11, 2016, 01:32:54 AM
Great story.
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: calfzilla on December 11, 2016, 01:46:54 AM
I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too,
and obviously packing heat (the good kind  ;) The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't have any cash but am happy to repay you with the best blowjob of your life. that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's cock who was trying to choke me and muscled it into my mouth and twisted his cock behind my tongue and down my throat. Meanwhile the first one was cumming on me and my hands were tied up because my wrapped around the big cock of his boy so I blew a kiss into his chest and he went right down on me. I blew his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and swallowed all the man goo. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: mass243 on December 11, 2016, 03:13:20 AM
I came out of 7-11 closet and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.


Fixed
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: Simple Simon on December 11, 2016, 03:14:23 AM
I came out of my 8 inch biceps account and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

fixed
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: Army of One on December 11, 2016, 03:24:29 AM
I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.


fixed
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: hench on December 11, 2016, 03:31:44 AM
Haha, these"fixed" versions are great
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: robcguns on December 11, 2016, 05:48:44 AM
Hahaha camaro,Im picturing a 1988 iroc.
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: The_Punisher on December 11, 2016, 06:38:07 AM
 ;)
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/018/971/b92.gif)
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: gmflex on December 11, 2016, 07:17:03 AM
I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.



 :o :o :o
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: dj181 on December 11, 2016, 07:20:03 AM
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 11, 2016, 07:23:53 AM
Judging from your avatar, I have no doubt this actually happened.
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: Mr Anabolic on December 11, 2016, 07:59:02 AM
Tunza bullshit
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: FREAKgeek on December 11, 2016, 08:00:20 AM
This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

1.) Post on Getbig
2.) Call cops

Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: The Gov on December 11, 2016, 08:03:11 AM
I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.


Print + Place in your Purse..then FUK OFF!!!
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: SGT BARNES on December 11, 2016, 08:31:33 AM
hope you made time to call them "jerks" too before you sped away in your "camaro".

that will make them think twice
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: nasht5 on December 11, 2016, 10:19:53 AM
I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: Go 4 It on December 11, 2016, 10:27:47 AM
 ;Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oApBlWipc2A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oApBlWipc2A)
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: rocco-x on December 11, 2016, 10:29:03 AM
Hahaha camaro,Im picturing a 1988 iroc.
with louvers of course
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: Skeeter on December 11, 2016, 02:52:30 PM
I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

I am Fallsview.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: AbrahamG on December 11, 2016, 08:41:18 PM
I just went home with two guys I met at a local 7-11.  I sucked the white guys cock while his black
friend fucked my asshole so hard that my nose started to bleed.  They timed their orgasms perfectly
and shoved their throbbing cocks into my mouth simultaneously and filled me up.  Yes, there was an ATM
that happened.



fixed, yet again.
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: Tapeworm on December 11, 2016, 10:51:05 PM
Quote
I jerked off two attackers who tried to drop me.
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: nasht5 on December 12, 2016, 03:03:53 AM
Last night 3 Mexicans were knocking hard on my door, I grabbed my 12guage, threw open the door, racked a shell and said, "Wrong door Amigos".
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: nasht5 on December 12, 2016, 03:10:25 AM
This one time, I was gonna go swimming with this big tit chic but I was to drunk. She swam out to a bout and was ate by a shark.
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: Tapeworm on December 12, 2016, 03:12:47 AM
This one time, I was gonna go swimming with this big tit chic but I was to drunk. She swam out to a bout and was ate by a shark.

Did you get to fuck her first?
Title: Re: Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me
Post by: CalvinH on December 12, 2016, 05:49:20 AM
Original story here on GB,never heard before.