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Title: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Howard on December 13, 2016, 10:26:40 AM
I'm divorced again and living with 2 cats and 1 dog in a crappy 2 BR trailer.
I recently retired from 38 years of factory work and relocated to rural Colorado.
I do own a working car , but it's a 1996 Geo Metro.

My cpu is a Christmas gift from 3 yrs ago and I use the public library for wifi.
Posting on get big is one of the high points of a rather pathetic life.

So many regulars on get big have a lot better life then me.
Some of you have a lot more $$, classy apts or homes and screw hot babes.
I had to get married to a woman before she's having sex with me.
Sadly, most end up leaving and say I'm a closet case that lusts for muscle men.
That hurts, but only because it's true.


I'm considering laying under the trailer until a rabid elk eats my balls off and I bleed to death.
Title: Re: Why does my life suck? Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: light weight baby on December 13, 2016, 10:27:55 AM
kill yourself
Title: Re: Why does my life suck? Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Howard on December 13, 2016, 10:28:52 AM
kill yourself

Why are you guys so mean to me?

Title: Re: Why does my life suck? Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: 10pints on December 13, 2016, 10:35:38 AM
kill yourself

x2
Title: Re: Why does my life suck? Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: light weight baby on December 13, 2016, 10:37:44 AM
Why are you guys so mean to me?



you asked for advice, i gave it to you

now fuck off
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: RJ DRIVER on December 13, 2016, 10:46:00 AM
I hope this is just satirical.
Title: Re: Why does my life suck? Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: ChristopherA on December 13, 2016, 10:46:55 AM
Why are you guys so mean to me?


Kill yourself, please?
Title: Re: Why does my life suck? Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Howard on December 13, 2016, 10:51:47 AM
you asked for advice, i gave it to you

now fuck off

Have you ever considered working at suicide hot line?
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: JCL on December 13, 2016, 10:53:03 AM
I'm divorced again and living with 2 cats and 1 dog in a crappy 2 BR trailer.
I recently retired from 38 years of factory work and relocated to rural Colorado.
I do own a working car , but it's a 1996 Geo Metro.

My cpu is a Christmas gift from 3 yrs ago and I use the public library for wifi.
Posting on get big is one of the high points of a rather pathetic life.

So many regulars on get big have a lot better life then me.
Some of you have a lot more $$, classy apts or homes and screw hot babes.
I had to get married to a woman before she's having sex with me.
Sadly, most end up leaving and say I'm a closet case that lusts for muscle men.
That hurts, but only because it's true.

I've never had much of a physique or muscle size.
I'd love to finally gain some mass and will take anything I can get my hands on.

Maybe, just maybe I can get my shit together for once and compete in the over 60 NPC Nationals.
I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a lonesome loser and need a reason to keep on living.

I'm considering laying under the trailer until a rabid elk eats my balls off and I bleed to death.

Help me!

Thanks.

Are you really this pathetic??
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: funk51 on December 13, 2016, 10:55:28 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Howard on December 13, 2016, 10:57:04 AM
Are you really this pathetic??

Pathetic? I thought I was on the verge of shameless bragging considering I mentioned my trailer had TWO (2) bedrooms.
Title: Re: Why does my life suck? Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: light weight baby on December 13, 2016, 10:57:19 AM
Have you ever considered working at suicide hot line?
not at all, i got bigger dreams than talking to attention seekers with no balls
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: JCL on December 13, 2016, 10:58:14 AM
Pathetic? I thought I was on the verge of shameless bragging considering I mentioned my trailer had TWO (2) bedrooms.

You're full of shit, because you can't bring a CPU to a library, now if you said LAPTOP I may have believed you.
Title: Re: Why does my life suck? Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Howard on December 13, 2016, 11:00:51 AM
not at all, i got bigger dreams than talking to attention seekers with no balls

I'd have to think texting pics of your flexed guns would give inspiration to anyone on the verge of cashing it in?
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Howard on December 13, 2016, 11:02:47 AM
You're full of shit, because you can't bring a CPU to a library, now if you said LAPTOP I may have believed you.

Busted!

I post on getbig using my vintage Blackberry.
I phones are for fags...no homo.
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: mass243 on December 13, 2016, 11:10:28 AM

This Howard is quite strange character.
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on December 13, 2016, 11:16:52 AM
I hope this is just satirical.

Satire makes fun of the supposedly strong and wise to expose their underlying weakness and stupidity.

It's a sad thought, but I should imagine that there are Getbiggers currently going through some tough times; much like is described in Howard's post. Material luxuries and secure lodging, to say nothing about sincere and loving affection, is, for some, beyond reach. If so, I imagine that for some of us, especially given this holiday time of year, the absence of these comforts is most acutely felt. Indeed, if so, Howard's post serves to exacerbate this sad possibility by reminding some of their wretched condition.

It is neither satire nor funny.
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Coach is Back! on December 13, 2016, 11:26:47 AM
I'm divorced again and living with 2 cats and 1 dog in a crappy 2 BR trailer.
I recently retired from 38 years of factory work and relocated to rural Colorado.
I do own a working car , but it's a 1996 Geo Metro.

My cpu is a Christmas gift from 3 yrs ago and I use the public library for wifi.
Posting on get big is one of the high points of a rather pathetic life.

So many regulars on get big have a lot better life then me.
Some of you have a lot more $$, classy apts or homes and screw hot babes.
I had to get married to a woman before she's having sex with me.
Sadly, most end up leaving and say I'm a closet case that lusts for muscle men.
That hurts, but only because it's true.


I'm considering laying under the trailer until a rabid elk eats my balls off and I bleed to death.



I thought you were a retired school teacher?
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Skeeter on December 13, 2016, 11:27:50 AM
Why would anyone ask for life coaching from the degenerates on this board?
Half the posters are gimmicks for fucks sake.
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Go 4 It on December 13, 2016, 11:28:10 AM
I'm divorced again and living with 2 cats and 1 dog in a crappy 2 BR trailer.
I recently retired from 38 years of factory work and relocated to rural Colorado.
I do own a working car , but it's a 1996 Geo Metro.

My cpu is a Christmas gift from 3 yrs ago and I use the public library for wifi.
Posting on get big is one of the high points of a rather pathetic life.

So many regulars on get big have a lot better life then me.
Some of you have a lot more $$, classy apts or homes and screw hot babes.
I had to get married to a woman before she's having sex with me.
Sadly, most end up leaving and say I'm a closet case that lusts for muscle men.
That hurts, but only because it's true.


I'm considering laying under the trailer until a rabid elk eats my balls off and I bleed to death.

Dude you have a lot going for you still! For one you live in Colorado, weed is legal, that alone is amazing! Libraries usually have tons of nice girls to talk to and possibly date. If you get bored you can always go to Starbucks, they also have free wifi and again lots of single hot women. Hit the gym, you will reap many benefits from training (mental clarity, stress relief, improved body composition) and again many single girls there. Why not get a small part time job, it will give some more purpose to your day, also provide you with some disposable income. Stay positive broski! Also Trump is president! And the stock market is at an all time high, get into to the market bro! Its an exciting time in America right now!
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: CalvinH on December 13, 2016, 11:33:31 AM
Original thread,never done before...
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: residue on December 13, 2016, 11:36:52 AM
I'm divorced again and living with 2 cats and 1 dog in a crappy 2 BR trailer.
I recently retired from 38 years of factory work and relocated to rural Colorado.
I do own a working car , but it's a 1996 Geo Metro.

My cpu is a Christmas gift from 3 yrs ago and I use the public library for wifi.
Posting on get big is one of the high points of a rather pathetic life.

So many regulars on get big have a lot better life then me.
Some of you have a lot more $$, classy apts or homes and screw hot babes.
I had to get married to a woman before she's having sex with me.
Sadly, most end up leaving and say I'm a closet case that lusts for muscle men.
That hurts, but only because it's true.


I'm considering laying under the trailer until a rabid elk eats my balls off and I bleed to death.


have you considered getting married a 3rd time?
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Howard on December 13, 2016, 11:43:08 AM

I thought you were a retired school teacher?

I never graduated from any school, never mind teach in one LOL.

I learned my lessons from the school of hard knocks with a major in kicking ass.
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Howard on December 13, 2016, 11:49:24 AM
Dude you have a lot going for you still! For one you live in Colorado, weed is legal, that alone is amazing! Libraries usually have tons of nice girls to talk to and possibly date. If you get bored you can always go to Starbucks, they also have free wifi and again lots of single hot women. Hit the gym, you will reap many benefits from training (mental clarity, stress relief, improved body composition) and again many single girls there. Why not get a small part time job, it will give some more purpose to your day, also provide you with some disposable income. Stay positive broski! Also Trump is president! And the stock market is at an all time high, get into to the market bro! Its an exciting time in America right now!

I'm a few months from age 60 , divorced and lonely living in some shit box trailer.
I spent most of my life assuming, I'd do something great and it never happened.
EVERY marriage ended in divorce and my last wife took my favorite dog.
All I got was some old beagle who farts a lot.

I'd go to a Starbucks if I lived near one, but I don't.
 A hot time in the ol' town near me is watching the elk mate.

Some day I dream of posting a real shot of me doing a bicep pose and impressing my fellow get biggers.
Then, maybe some would become real friends with me and we could hang out.

Until then... ::)
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Simple Simon on December 13, 2016, 11:50:31 AM
I'm a few months from age 60 , divorced and lonely living in some shit box trailer.
I spent most of my life assuming, I'd do something great and it never happened.
EVERY marriage ended in divorce and my last wife took my favorite dog.
All I got was some old beagle who farts a lot.

I'd go to a Starbucks if I lived near one, but I don't.
 A hot time in the ol' town near me is watching the elk mate.

Some day I dream of posting a real shot of me doing a bicep pose and impressing my fellow get biggers.
Then, maybe some would become real friends with me and we could hang out.

Until then... ::)
new girlfriend?
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Coach is Back! on December 13, 2016, 12:01:04 PM
I would be willing to bet (dead serious) that Howard is running another gimmick with the exact same writing style. I just can't think of who at the moment...help me out people.
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: doggler on December 13, 2016, 12:03:30 PM
This fagg again trolling for some attention like Shitsoul. Bla, bla,  my life sucks (Scumward)... bla,bla, bla, mods suck (Shitsoul )

I just hope you and your wife get unwillingly gangbanged by black thugs.
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 13, 2016, 12:13:32 PM
I hope this is just satirical.


Are you really this pathetic??



Next you`ll be telling me those are fake plates on that bar!
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 13, 2016, 12:19:15 PM
This fagg again trolling for some attention like Shitsoul. Bla, bla,  my life sucks (Scumward)... bla,bla, bla, mods suck (Shitsoul )

I just hope you and your wife get unwillingly gangbanged by black thugs.

AD2100 and 8inchnotbiceps don`t live anywhere near Howard.
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Howard on December 14, 2016, 07:01:11 AM
new girlfriend?
It's gonna be tough to attract a hot one now.

I wear 52" elastic waist pants now and ate myself up to 306 lbs.
My trailer only has a bath tub and no hot water heater.
So , I shaved my head so I wouldn't need to wash my hair in freezing cold water.

I spend my days, watching TV, and drive my beater 40 miles to gorge myself at an all you can eat Pizza buffet.
Then I go home and fart in my cats faces. I have almost no sex drive and can't see my dick looking down because of my belly.

I was doing some workouts at a nearby mom & pop 24/7 key gym.
But, I broke the seat on the recumbent bike, and the owner was pissed.
Fuk it, working out is for fags and petty females.

Maybe I'll take up drinking beer and see if I can burp more then I fart.
I'd kill myself, but my ex-wife would collect the Life insurance and I'm too lazy to change it.

Adios amigos :'(
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Howard on December 14, 2016, 07:02:26 AM
I would be willing to bet (dead serious) that Howard is running another gimmick with the exact same writing style. I just can't think of who at the moment...help me out people.

Life is on the skids now for the How-dog.
I'm finally getting around to saying so.
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: falco on December 14, 2016, 07:26:35 AM
did you know that a geo metro engine only weights 100lbs? You could bench a couple of them
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: loco on December 14, 2016, 07:30:18 AM

I thought you were a retired school teacher?

Right, I thought he was married, for the sixth time, living it up in the Georgia, USA woods.
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: The Italian Lifter on December 14, 2016, 07:33:13 AM
Funny post, just hope you're joking Howard
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Tapeworm on December 14, 2016, 07:34:00 AM
You actually do seem kinda bored.  Ask me anything about chainsaw maintenance.
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Yamcha on December 14, 2016, 07:52:27 AM
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Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: stuntmovie on December 14, 2016, 07:53:55 AM
I think that Howard is joking "unfunilly" and that Go4 has given some damn good advice in case Howard 'ain't'.

But .... this is the time of year when many suicides do occur and just last week I received a call from a distant friend asking if I'd check on a mutual friend who resides in my area .... telling me that our mutual friend was down and out and was contemplating suicide.

He asked me to 'interfere' which I am trying to do but have been having difficulty locating him to have a 'prevention chat'.

By the way, Howard has mentioned just about everything I've seen friends go through during periods of their lifetime .... but so far they have all survived their ups and downs.

Except for two that is!

Hints of suicide should be taken seriously even on this GetBig Board.

Decent work, Go4.
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Howard on December 14, 2016, 08:42:01 AM
Right, I thought he was married, for the sixth time, living it up in the Georgia, USA woods.

I was married to my 8th wife until recently.
She caught me jerkin' my gerkin' watching the shower scene from Pumping Iron.

Anyhoo, she lured me into her truck by saying we were going to an  all you can eat pancake buffet.
I should have suspected something when her stuff was packed under a tarp in the back, but I digress.
She was driving and the passenger door never fully shut.
As we rounded the turn she leg press kicked me out the door.

I walked back to the trailer and she texted me later that night.
" I've left you and hope you find a kinky girl that likes to screw studs while you hide in the closet."

I retired from my drill bit factory job and moved to rural Colorado .
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Howard on December 14, 2016, 09:54:41 AM
Hot damn.

Life is looking up now
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: light weight baby on December 14, 2016, 10:03:38 AM
Deal with it brah.

None of this financial success or family shit matters if you're out benching, out deadlifting and out squatting everyone.



pm gh15 for his list and get cracking my friend.
this video is comedy genius and never gets old
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Howard on December 14, 2016, 10:33:53 AM
this video is comedy genius and never gets old

The Mayor is a cool dude and I've talked bodybuilding with him many times.

Looky here LtwtB, we might agree on how to deal with woman, but you seem like a decent dude.

It's get big and I'm just bustin' your balls.

Keep pumping bro!
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: light weight baby on December 14, 2016, 10:51:37 AM
The Mayor is a cool dude and I've talked bodybuilding with him many times.

Looky here LtwtB, we might agree on how to deal with woman, but you seem like a decent dude.

It's get big and I'm just bustin' your balls.

Keep pumping bro!
I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying the bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Howard on December 14, 2016, 01:14:21 PM
I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying the bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

I think we've heard this song before. ;)
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Howard on December 14, 2016, 02:18:12 PM
I would be willing to bet (dead serious) that Howard is running another gimmick with the exact same writing style. I just can't think of who at the moment...help me out people.

I'm just having fun and boring most of getbig in the process.

Oh well , sucks to be me.
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: ESFitness on December 14, 2016, 03:57:43 PM
Study chemistry and pharmacology....

Sell drugs.



.......or work for me ;)
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: ESFitness on December 14, 2016, 03:59:38 PM
Study chemistry and pharmacology....

Sell drugs.



.......or work for me ;)

..... Also, after 3months of 3g/wk, ill teach you how to carpet-bomb PlentyOfFish and "date" 20girls a month.

;) hope this helps
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: oldschoolfan on December 14, 2016, 04:30:04 PM
howard here is what you do bro.

buy some coke, get a couple of whores,  have them come over get on your hands and knees in the weider gay anal doggy style position

plug in your mr olympia 1984 vhs tapes, and have one whore lick your asshole and the other suck your donger, while doing coke and watching the mr

olympia take pics and post on here.   trust me bro you will feel better.
Title: Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
Post by: Coach is Back! on December 14, 2016, 08:27:35 PM
I'm just having fun and boring most of getbig in the process.

Oh well , sucks to be me.


But not denying you have multiple gimmicks..