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Title: What's the hottest thing a woman has ever said to you?
Post by: Army of One on December 14, 2016, 04:18:25 AM
Like something that made you raise the flag within seconds?
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Post by: Yamcha on December 14, 2016, 04:25:42 AM
"Let's spice things up, let's bring in the Homewrecker."
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Post by: Rambone on December 14, 2016, 05:07:13 AM
"Bring out the gimp."
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Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on December 14, 2016, 05:13:55 AM
You are big that its man or woman that is the best thing anybody can say to me.
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Post by: Simple Simon on December 14, 2016, 05:20:22 AM
Ghost chilli
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Post by: rocco-x on December 14, 2016, 05:25:33 AM
"Help police helllp I'm being attacked!"
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Post by: light weight baby on December 14, 2016, 05:29:10 AM
"Fuck me like you fuck your girlfriend"
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Post by: gym**rat on December 14, 2016, 05:30:59 AM
"Rub my balls while you fuck me." Weird thing, she would only let me do her anally.  :-\
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Post by: CalvinH on December 14, 2016, 05:34:50 AM
''Go home,I only used you to get laid"
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Post by: gym**rat on December 14, 2016, 05:36:37 AM
The hottest thing my ex-wife ever said to me was "Meet Sondra, she is my sister."  BOING!!!!
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Post by: ratherbebig on December 14, 2016, 06:02:48 AM
"i havent always been a woman..."
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Post by: Nether Animal on December 14, 2016, 06:04:03 AM
Ex told me once that girls only tolerate sex to please the guys, since that was the only time sex was brought up between us, it was by default the hottest.
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Post by: TheShape. on December 14, 2016, 06:08:09 AM
"Suppers ready."
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Post by: YAGR on December 14, 2016, 06:36:26 AM
"Fuck me like you fuck your girlfriend"
What does that mean? Stop at the ATM before you come over?
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 14, 2016, 06:36:40 AM
Shhhh, my husband is in the other room.
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Post by: falco on December 14, 2016, 06:37:21 AM
Queres foder?

translation:Wanna fuck?
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Post by: light weight baby on December 14, 2016, 06:39:32 AM
What does that mean? Stop at the ATM before you come over?
it was a prostitute who said that to me and it excited me like nothing i ever experienced before
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 14, 2016, 06:56:19 AM
it was a prostitute who said that to me and it excited me like nothing i ever experienced before
was that before or after you paid him?
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Post by: light weight baby on December 14, 2016, 07:02:56 AM
was that before or after you paid him?
why are you so unfunny
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Post by: light weight baby on December 14, 2016, 07:05:57 AM
"take me, i'm low price, only 500 baht"
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Post by: Howard on December 14, 2016, 07:09:37 AM
Like something that made you raise the flag within seconds?

" I'm not interested , but my husband is." :D
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Post by: YAGR on December 14, 2016, 07:10:02 AM
"take me, i'm low price, only 500 baht"
That's how your parents met.
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Post by: Irongrip400 on December 14, 2016, 07:10:11 AM
"Cum in my mouth so I can taste my pussy"
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Post by: Howard on December 14, 2016, 07:18:22 AM
"Rub my balls while you fuck me." Weird thing, she would only let me do her anally.  :-\

Did the 5-O'clock stubble dampen the mood when you were making out with "HER" ?
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Post by: JCL on December 14, 2016, 07:21:16 AM
bend over so i can lick your asshole and jerk you off.
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Post by: light weight baby on December 14, 2016, 07:29:24 AM
this entire speech tbh

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Post by: JCL on December 14, 2016, 07:33:12 AM
this entire speech tbh



What a train wreck.
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Post by: light weight baby on December 14, 2016, 07:35:39 AM
What a train wreck.
i actually uploaded it to youtube (after downloading it from xhamster) to watch people get furious about their inadequacies

read the comments and laugh myself to tears everytime
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 14, 2016, 08:02:32 AM
I'm really a man.
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Post by: SilverSpoon on December 14, 2016, 08:12:53 AM
"You can do whatever you want to me."

This was after dating the girl a few times.
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Post by: viking1 on December 14, 2016, 08:23:56 AM
I'm paying for dinner.
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Post by: Go 4 It on December 14, 2016, 08:24:25 AM
I remember hooking up with this girl on Spring break in Cancun when i was in college,  brought her back to my hotel, we had drunken wild sex, we finish.. its like 4am so we both start to fall asleep. . she says "if you wake up at all and feel horny just fuck me" ;D in my mind i was like "thats the coolest thing ive ever heard" ahh good times..girl was hot too she was from Texas..good times!
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Post by: gym**rat on December 14, 2016, 08:34:32 AM
I remember hooking up with this girl on Spring break in Cancun when i was in college,  brought her back to my hotel, we had drunken wild sex, we finish.. its like 4am so we both start to fall asleep. . she says "if you wake up at all and feel horny just fuck me" ;D in my mind i was like "thats the coolest thing ive ever heard" ahh good times..girl was hot too she was from Texas..good times!

Can I have her number? What a girl!
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Post by: Go 4 It on December 14, 2016, 08:57:21 AM
Can I have her number? What a girl!
Dude i actually had her number we agreed to stay in touch, she was going to come visit me, i misplaced it..i was pissed..girl was a freak and had a great personality, i wish we had the technology then like we do now, we would have immediately become friends over Facebook and just interact on there...ah..the one that got away :-\
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Post by: Howard on December 14, 2016, 09:06:22 AM
bend over so i can lick your asshole and jerk you off.

Did you kiss her after she finished ? :D
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Post by: JCL on December 14, 2016, 09:07:12 AM
Did you kiss her after she finished ? :D

ha, absolutely not.
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Post by: Thong Maniac on December 14, 2016, 10:06:07 AM
I remember hooking up with this girl on Spring break in Cancun when i was in college,  brought her back to my hotel, we had drunken wild sex, we finish.. its like 4am so we both start to fall asleep. . she says "if you wake up at all and feel horny just fuck me" ;D in my mind i was like "thats the coolest thing ive ever heard" ahh good times..girl was hot too she was from Texas..good times!

you condom it up?

I had an Ex who liked me to fuck her when she was asleep. she liked me to tell her about it the next day. id even dress her up while she was asleep and she wouldnt wake up, like id put bikinis on her n stuff. was lots of fun. she had that type of body /vagina that you could just slip it in at any angle at anyttime. super small with big naturals. Oh being young and charged up, such a good time that was. the only thing that mattered was sex from age 18-23. like it was the ONLY thing. kinda wish i wasnt so into it. wouod hve got more shit done and not relied on women attention so much. i find that this sex obsession happens to guys who had really hot consistant sex with very good looking/hot body women or even one very hot woman. guys who just had a couple stints with busted looking broads from age 18-23, didnt get so addicted.

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Post by: Zillotch on December 14, 2016, 10:10:10 AM
its hot when women stfu - grunting/crying is permitted while performing their function as fuck hole.
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Post by: Howard on December 14, 2016, 10:19:58 AM
ha, absolutely not.

LOL, many moons ago I was making out with some drunken sweet thing at a college party.
I reached behind her and gave her a stink finger.
Her eyes got big and she grimaced, so I pulled it out of her fart locker.

A few sec after I removed it, she farted.
With a  drunken giggle she mumbled ; " Oops."
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Post by: Method101 on December 14, 2016, 10:27:18 AM
A girl who was leaving the country and I wouldn't see her for 6 months.. we had fucked 5 times (long sessions as well no lie) that day and she started to initiate a 6th, I said "baby are you sure your pussy was getting sore last time and so was my cock" then she turned around and said "Make it even more sore so I have something to remember you by, It'll have time to heal".

 :o :o
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Post by: Go 4 It on December 14, 2016, 10:37:27 AM
you condom it up?

I had an Ex who liked me to fuck her when she was asleep. she liked me to tell her about it the next day. id even dress her up while she was asleep and she wouldnt wake up, like id put bikinis on her n stuff. was lots of fun. she had that type of body /vagina that you could just slip it in at any angle at anyttime. super small with big naturals. Oh being young and charged up, such a good time that was. the only thing that mattered was sex from age 18-23. like it was the ONLY thing. kinda wish i wasnt so into it. wouod hve got more shit done and not relied on women attention so much. i find that this sex obsession happens to guys who had really hot consistant sex with very good looking/hot body women or even one very hot woman. guys who just had a couple stints with busted looking broads from age 18-23, didnt get so addicted.


Yeah..I've always been super cautious when it comes to sex..funny thing..it was spring break so i went with a bunch of buddies. .we had like 4 rooms/ 3 dudes to a room..we discussed before hand no cock blocking. .whereas if one roomate came back with a girl the others had to leave.  So when i show up with my girl that night..its like 3am ..i enter the room. .my two buddies see the girl and myself. .both of them get up..do not say a single word and just walk right out of the room ;D it was priceless, a second later phone rings..its one of them he says "comdoms are in the drawer " and then hangs up..there was enough condoms in that drawer to supply a medical clinic..it was a great trip!
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Post by: CT_Muscle on December 14, 2016, 10:48:48 AM
After she goes down to blow me in the back of my Jeep, "I'm going to suck your cock let me know which methods you like best"
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Post by: calfzilla on December 14, 2016, 11:03:49 AM
"Would you like me to wear this bunny suit"
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 14, 2016, 11:08:25 AM
"Meet me later, at room 7 by the ice machine."
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 14, 2016, 11:16:17 AM
why are you so unfunny
The truth hurts.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 14, 2016, 11:19:22 AM
mind if my boyfriend joins us?
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Post by: CalvinH on December 14, 2016, 12:04:07 PM
I'm a mod on GB.
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Post by: Henda on December 14, 2016, 12:05:22 PM
"Cum in my mouth so I can taste my pussy"

This would be the absolute hottest for me if love it if a woman asked me to come in her mouth, also if she asked/told me to eat her ass.

one time after enjoying drinks together while I was eating wor lass over she never said owt but turned over and backed her ass into my face, I was that turned on I didn't actually make it to sex and blasted while she was blowing me. Nowadays I sneak a lick of her ass and she gans mad the bitch.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 14, 2016, 12:28:33 PM
My son Shizzo posts on getbig
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Post by: Pet shop boys on December 14, 2016, 12:47:07 PM
'I bought the duct tape, gasoline, rope and plastic bags with your credit card"




WooSHHHHHHHH
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Post by: tres_taco_combo on December 14, 2016, 01:08:45 PM
Ive only had 2 serious gf's in my adult life and both after dating me said the same thing which I love

"you are so entertaining to date. its like a reality tv show that never ends" (something along those lines of being entertainment for them in all forms)

they both said it after we broke up and they dated other guys....
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Post by: Rambone on December 14, 2016, 01:18:54 PM
'I bought the duct tape, gasoline, rope and plastic bags with your credit card"




WooSHHHHHHHH

That's hot. Like burning Jag hot
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Post by: Howard on December 14, 2016, 01:26:59 PM
My son Shizzo posts on getbig

Shizzo has a mother?
I thought he was birthed from  a retarded goat?
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Post by: Irongrip400 on December 14, 2016, 05:10:12 PM
This would be the absolute hottest for me if love it if a woman asked me to come in her mouth, also if she asked/told me to eat her ass.

one time after enjoying drinks together while I was eating wor lass over she never said owt but turned over and backed her ass into my face, I was that turned on I didn't actually make it to sex and blasted while she was blowing me. Nowadays I sneak a lick of her ass and she gans mad the bitch.

It was man. It was in college and we fucked for about a half a semester before she graduated and moved in with her fiancé. Bitch was hot and dirty, but not a total fucking slut that fucked everybody. She would let me just spit in my hand in the middle of the night while we were sleeping, rub it on my dick and put it in. She said that she thought it was so hot to wake up with me inside her. Damn, now that I think about it, I'm about to go crack me one off.
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Post by: ESFitness on December 14, 2016, 05:23:05 PM
#1 I'm a doctor.
#2 that white Porsche is mine
#3 you can live with me and work anymore
#4 I've had a hysterectomy
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Post by: Howard on December 14, 2016, 05:24:32 PM
It was man. It was in college and we fucked for about a half a semester before she graduated and moved in with her fiancé. Bitch was hot and dirty, but not a total fucking slut that fucked everybody. She would let me just spit in my hand in the middle of the night while we were sleeping, rub it on my dick and put it in. She said that she thought it was so hot to wake up with me inside her. Damn, now that I think about it, I'm about to go crack me one off.

Damn dude, your sister was a freak. :o
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Post by: light weight baby on December 14, 2016, 05:24:58 PM
#1 I'm a doctor.
#2 that white Porsche is mine
#3 you can live with me and work anymore
#4 I've had a hysterectomy
i was in the redlight district today and saw a super nice white panamera with a bulgarian license plate

i was salty as fuck and wondering how i can ever be such a baller
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Post by: Howard on December 14, 2016, 05:28:21 PM
i was in the redlight district today and saw a super nice white panamera with a bulgarian license plate

i was salty as fuck and wondering how i can ever be such a baller

With your vascular guns you can roll out driving a '92 Dodge Caravan and look like a stud.
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Post by: light weight baby on December 14, 2016, 05:34:42 PM
With your vascular guns you can roll out driving a '92 Dodge Caravan and look like a stud.

that's not how it works and you know it

it's about money, power, status

jacked arms are just icing on the cake

(http://i35.tinypic.com/6ed9cl.jpg)
(http://static.theglobeandmail.ca/8f2/globe-drive/culture/commuting/article14430980.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/mycar19wh3.JPG)
(https://i.imgpile.com/i/2016/03/30/12c2ed4ebfe349addff257ed7b9cbaca.jpg)
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dGItcUhstwM/hqdefault.jpg)
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Post by: Pray_4_War on December 14, 2016, 08:23:46 PM
Once I had a very attractive 20 year old blonde ask me fuck her in the ass and then cum on her face.   I was only too happy to oblige.  I shot ropes all over that girl.

The only think better than a beautiful young girl...is a beautiful young girl that wants to be fucked like a whore.
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Post by: Coach is Back! on December 14, 2016, 09:03:13 PM
"I want a divorce"
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Post by: Slik on December 14, 2016, 11:21:59 PM
"Wtf?! It's gotta be 90 in here!"
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Post by: Matt on December 14, 2016, 11:23:26 PM
''Go home,I only used you to get laid"

 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 15, 2016, 06:01:24 AM
The dildo in your mouth was in my husbands ass earlier today.
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Post by: Never1AShow on December 15, 2016, 07:04:00 AM
Those 6 beautiful little words:

"I want to _____ your _____."
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Post by: Howard on December 15, 2016, 07:17:52 AM
"I want a divorce"

...if I had a dollar for every time I heard that. :-\
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Post by: gym**rat on December 15, 2016, 07:24:37 AM
Those 6 beautiful little words:

"I want to mutilate your scrotum."

Fixed
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Post by: Howard on December 15, 2016, 07:26:47 AM
" Hey babe, I want to watch while Shizzo smokes your pole." ;D
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Post by: gym**rat on December 15, 2016, 07:31:26 AM
" Hey babe, I want to watch while Shizzo smokes your pole." ;D

(http://memecrunch.com/meme/4RT26/thats-fucking-gross/image.jpg)
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Post by: Skeeter on December 15, 2016, 08:08:25 AM
I brought you a case of beer.
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Post by: Thong Maniac on December 15, 2016, 08:25:42 AM
that's not how it works and you know it

it's about money, power, status

jacked arms are just icing on the cake

(http://i35.tinypic.com/6ed9cl.jpg)
(http://static.theglobeandmail.ca/8f2/globe-drive/culture/commuting/article14430980.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/mycar19wh3.JPG)
(https://i.imgpile.com/i/2016/03/30/12c2ed4ebfe349addff257ed7b9cbaca.jpg)
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dGItcUhstwM/hqdefault.jpg)

you think they see pics of themselves from 10 yrs back like this with a bunch of dumb cars like they some rapper douche bag, and cringe? Kind of embarrasing really. adult man posing with his toys. vapid bullshit
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Post by: light weight baby on December 15, 2016, 08:26:51 AM
you think they see pics of themselves from 10 yrs back like this with a bunch of dumb cars like they some rapper douche bag, and cringe? Kind of embarrasing really. adult man posing with his toys. vapid bullshit
the rationalization of a jealous hater  right here boyz
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Post by: calfzilla on December 15, 2016, 08:40:53 AM
Jay is the only one who isn't broke today.
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Post by: fathead on December 15, 2016, 09:04:57 AM
"your prescription is ready"
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Post by: robcguns on December 15, 2016, 09:09:56 AM
At a bar that I was at the previous night and saw the same women there.She was 38 and I was 23.She walked up to me around 1030pm and whispered in my ear "I can't wait to suck your cock when this bar closes".i got hard then and there and said why wait,so she blew me in my car then we came back in and drank til close then went to her house and fucked from 2am-7am.
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Post by: Board_SHERIF on December 15, 2016, 09:23:37 AM
I just took a massive no wipe pyramid dump
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Post by: Pray_4_War on December 15, 2016, 12:32:11 PM

(https://i.imgpile.com/i/2016/03/30/12c2ed4ebfe349addff257ed7b9cbaca.jpg)


If I suddenly became stanky rich the last thing I would do would be to buy a bunch of insanely expensive depreciating assets like cars and SUVs.

Do you want to end up broke?....because that's how you end up broke.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 15, 2016, 12:35:00 PM
Have you seen the new cover of FLEX?
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Post by: Pray_4_War on December 15, 2016, 12:39:37 PM
Have you seen the new cover of FLEX?

No.  I haven't seen a Flex magazine in a while.