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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on December 14, 2016, 04:18:25 AM
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Like something that made you raise the flag within seconds?
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"Let's spice things up, let's bring in the Homewrecker."
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"Bring out the gimp."
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You are big that its man or woman that is the best thing anybody can say to me.
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Ghost chilli
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"Help police helllp I'm being attacked!"
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"Fuck me like you fuck your girlfriend"
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"Rub my balls while you fuck me." Weird thing, she would only let me do her anally. :-\
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''Go home,I only used you to get laid"
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The hottest thing my ex-wife ever said to me was "Meet Sondra, she is my sister." BOING!!!!
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"i havent always been a woman..."
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Ex told me once that girls only tolerate sex to please the guys, since that was the only time sex was brought up between us, it was by default the hottest.
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"Suppers ready."
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"Fuck me like you fuck your girlfriend"
What does that mean? Stop at the ATM before you come over?
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Shhhh, my husband is in the other room.
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Queres foder?
translation:Wanna fuck?
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What does that mean? Stop at the ATM before you come over?
it was a prostitute who said that to me and it excited me like nothing i ever experienced before
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it was a prostitute who said that to me and it excited me like nothing i ever experienced before
was that before or after you paid him?
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was that before or after you paid him?
why are you so unfunny
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"take me, i'm low price, only 500 baht"
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Like something that made you raise the flag within seconds?
" I'm not interested , but my husband is." :D
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"take me, i'm low price, only 500 baht"
That's how your parents met.
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"Cum in my mouth so I can taste my pussy"
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"Rub my balls while you fuck me." Weird thing, she would only let me do her anally. :-\
Did the 5-O'clock stubble dampen the mood when you were making out with "HER" ?
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bend over so i can lick your asshole and jerk you off.
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this entire speech tbh
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this entire speech tbh
What a train wreck.
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What a train wreck.
i actually uploaded it to youtube (after downloading it from xhamster) to watch people get furious about their inadequacies
read the comments and laugh myself to tears everytime
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I'm really a man.
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"You can do whatever you want to me."
This was after dating the girl a few times.
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I'm paying for dinner.
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I remember hooking up with this girl on Spring break in Cancun when i was in college, brought her back to my hotel, we had drunken wild sex, we finish.. its like 4am so we both start to fall asleep. . she says "if you wake up at all and feel horny just fuck me" ;D in my mind i was like "thats the coolest thing ive ever heard" ahh good times..girl was hot too she was from Texas..good times!
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I remember hooking up with this girl on Spring break in Cancun when i was in college, brought her back to my hotel, we had drunken wild sex, we finish.. its like 4am so we both start to fall asleep. . she says "if you wake up at all and feel horny just fuck me" ;D in my mind i was like "thats the coolest thing ive ever heard" ahh good times..girl was hot too she was from Texas..good times!
Can I have her number? What a girl!
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Can I have her number? What a girl!
Dude i actually had her number we agreed to stay in touch, she was going to come visit me, i misplaced it..i was pissed..girl was a freak and had a great personality, i wish we had the technology then like we do now, we would have immediately become friends over Facebook and just interact on there...ah..the one that got away :-\
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bend over so i can lick your asshole and jerk you off.
Did you kiss her after she finished ? :D
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Did you kiss her after she finished ? :D
ha, absolutely not.
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I remember hooking up with this girl on Spring break in Cancun when i was in college, brought her back to my hotel, we had drunken wild sex, we finish.. its like 4am so we both start to fall asleep. . she says "if you wake up at all and feel horny just fuck me" ;D in my mind i was like "thats the coolest thing ive ever heard" ahh good times..girl was hot too she was from Texas..good times!
you condom it up?
I had an Ex who liked me to fuck her when she was asleep. she liked me to tell her about it the next day. id even dress her up while she was asleep and she wouldnt wake up, like id put bikinis on her n stuff. was lots of fun. she had that type of body /vagina that you could just slip it in at any angle at anyttime. super small with big naturals. Oh being young and charged up, such a good time that was. the only thing that mattered was sex from age 18-23. like it was the ONLY thing. kinda wish i wasnt so into it. wouod hve got more shit done and not relied on women attention so much. i find that this sex obsession happens to guys who had really hot consistant sex with very good looking/hot body women or even one very hot woman. guys who just had a couple stints with busted looking broads from age 18-23, didnt get so addicted.
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its hot when women stfu - grunting/crying is permitted while performing their function as fuck hole.
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ha, absolutely not.
LOL, many moons ago I was making out with some drunken sweet thing at a college party.
I reached behind her and gave her a stink finger.
Her eyes got big and she grimaced, so I pulled it out of her fart locker.
A few sec after I removed it, she farted.
With a drunken giggle she mumbled ; " Oops."
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A girl who was leaving the country and I wouldn't see her for 6 months.. we had fucked 5 times (long sessions as well no lie) that day and she started to initiate a 6th, I said "baby are you sure your pussy was getting sore last time and so was my cock" then she turned around and said "Make it even more sore so I have something to remember you by, It'll have time to heal".
:o :o
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you condom it up?
I had an Ex who liked me to fuck her when she was asleep. she liked me to tell her about it the next day. id even dress her up while she was asleep and she wouldnt wake up, like id put bikinis on her n stuff. was lots of fun. she had that type of body /vagina that you could just slip it in at any angle at anyttime. super small with big naturals. Oh being young and charged up, such a good time that was. the only thing that mattered was sex from age 18-23. like it was the ONLY thing. kinda wish i wasnt so into it. wouod hve got more shit done and not relied on women attention so much. i find that this sex obsession happens to guys who had really hot consistant sex with very good looking/hot body women or even one very hot woman. guys who just had a couple stints with busted looking broads from age 18-23, didnt get so addicted.
Yeah..I've always been super cautious when it comes to sex..funny thing..it was spring break so i went with a bunch of buddies. .we had like 4 rooms/ 3 dudes to a room..we discussed before hand no cock blocking. .whereas if one roomate came back with a girl the others had to leave. So when i show up with my girl that night..its like 3am ..i enter the room. .my two buddies see the girl and myself. .both of them get up..do not say a single word and just walk right out of the room ;D it was priceless, a second later phone rings..its one of them he says "comdoms are in the drawer " and then hangs up..there was enough condoms in that drawer to supply a medical clinic..it was a great trip!
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After she goes down to blow me in the back of my Jeep, "I'm going to suck your cock let me know which methods you like best"
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"Would you like me to wear this bunny suit"
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"Meet me later, at room 7 by the ice machine."
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why are you so unfunny
The truth hurts.
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mind if my boyfriend joins us?
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I'm a mod on GB.
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"Cum in my mouth so I can taste my pussy"
This would be the absolute hottest for me if love it if a woman asked me to come in her mouth, also if she asked/told me to eat her ass.
one time after enjoying drinks together while I was eating wor lass over she never said owt but turned over and backed her ass into my face, I was that turned on I didn't actually make it to sex and blasted while she was blowing me. Nowadays I sneak a lick of her ass and she gans mad the bitch.
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My son Shizzo posts on getbig
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'I bought the duct tape, gasoline, rope and plastic bags with your credit card"
WooSHHHHHHHH
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Ive only had 2 serious gf's in my adult life and both after dating me said the same thing which I love
"you are so entertaining to date. its like a reality tv show that never ends" (something along those lines of being entertainment for them in all forms)
they both said it after we broke up and they dated other guys....
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'I bought the duct tape, gasoline, rope and plastic bags with your credit card"
WooSHHHHHHHH
That's hot. Like burning Jag hot
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My son Shizzo posts on getbig
Shizzo has a mother?
I thought he was birthed from a retarded goat?
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This would be the absolute hottest for me if love it if a woman asked me to come in her mouth, also if she asked/told me to eat her ass.
one time after enjoying drinks together while I was eating wor lass over she never said owt but turned over and backed her ass into my face, I was that turned on I didn't actually make it to sex and blasted while she was blowing me. Nowadays I sneak a lick of her ass and she gans mad the bitch.
It was man. It was in college and we fucked for about a half a semester before she graduated and moved in with her fiancé. Bitch was hot and dirty, but not a total fucking slut that fucked everybody. She would let me just spit in my hand in the middle of the night while we were sleeping, rub it on my dick and put it in. She said that she thought it was so hot to wake up with me inside her. Damn, now that I think about it, I'm about to go crack me one off.
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#1 I'm a doctor.
#2 that white Porsche is mine
#3 you can live with me and work anymore
#4 I've had a hysterectomy
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It was man. It was in college and we fucked for about a half a semester before she graduated and moved in with her fiancé. Bitch was hot and dirty, but not a total fucking slut that fucked everybody. She would let me just spit in my hand in the middle of the night while we were sleeping, rub it on my dick and put it in. She said that she thought it was so hot to wake up with me inside her. Damn, now that I think about it, I'm about to go crack me one off.
Damn dude, your sister was a freak. :o
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#1 I'm a doctor.
#2 that white Porsche is mine
#3 you can live with me and work anymore
#4 I've had a hysterectomy
i was in the redlight district today and saw a super nice white panamera with a bulgarian license plate
i was salty as fuck and wondering how i can ever be such a baller
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i was in the redlight district today and saw a super nice white panamera with a bulgarian license plate
i was salty as fuck and wondering how i can ever be such a baller
With your vascular guns you can roll out driving a '92 Dodge Caravan and look like a stud.
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With your vascular guns you can roll out driving a '92 Dodge Caravan and look like a stud.
that's not how it works and you know it
it's about money, power, status
jacked arms are just icing on the cake
(http://i35.tinypic.com/6ed9cl.jpg)
(http://static.theglobeandmail.ca/8f2/globe-drive/culture/commuting/article14430980.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/mycar19wh3.JPG)
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Once I had a very attractive 20 year old blonde ask me fuck her in the ass and then cum on her face. I was only too happy to oblige. I shot ropes all over that girl.
The only think better than a beautiful young girl...is a beautiful young girl that wants to be fucked like a whore.
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"I want a divorce"
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"Wtf?! It's gotta be 90 in here!"
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''Go home,I only used you to get laid"
;D ;D ;D
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The dildo in your mouth was in my husbands ass earlier today.
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Those 6 beautiful little words:
"I want to _____ your _____."
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"I want a divorce"
...if I had a dollar for every time I heard that. :-\
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Those 6 beautiful little words:
"I want to mutilate your scrotum."
Fixed
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" Hey babe, I want to watch while Shizzo smokes your pole." ;D
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" Hey babe, I want to watch while Shizzo smokes your pole." ;D
(http://memecrunch.com/meme/4RT26/thats-fucking-gross/image.jpg)
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I brought you a case of beer.
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that's not how it works and you know it
it's about money, power, status
jacked arms are just icing on the cake
(http://i35.tinypic.com/6ed9cl.jpg)
(http://static.theglobeandmail.ca/8f2/globe-drive/culture/commuting/article14430980.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/mycar19wh3.JPG)
(https://i.imgpile.com/i/2016/03/30/12c2ed4ebfe349addff257ed7b9cbaca.jpg)
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dGItcUhstwM/hqdefault.jpg)
you think they see pics of themselves from 10 yrs back like this with a bunch of dumb cars like they some rapper douche bag, and cringe? Kind of embarrasing really. adult man posing with his toys. vapid bullshit
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you think they see pics of themselves from 10 yrs back like this with a bunch of dumb cars like they some rapper douche bag, and cringe? Kind of embarrasing really. adult man posing with his toys. vapid bullshit
the rationalization of a jealous hater right here boyz
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Jay is the only one who isn't broke today.
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"your prescription is ready"
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At a bar that I was at the previous night and saw the same women there.She was 38 and I was 23.She walked up to me around 1030pm and whispered in my ear "I can't wait to suck your cock when this bar closes".i got hard then and there and said why wait,so she blew me in my car then we came back in and drank til close then went to her house and fucked from 2am-7am.
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I just took a massive no wipe pyramid dump
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(https://i.imgpile.com/i/2016/03/30/12c2ed4ebfe349addff257ed7b9cbaca.jpg)
If I suddenly became stanky rich the last thing I would do would be to buy a bunch of insanely expensive depreciating assets like cars and SUVs.
Do you want to end up broke?....because that's how you end up broke.
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Have you seen the new cover of FLEX?
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Have you seen the new cover of FLEX?
No. I haven't seen a Flex magazine in a while.