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Title: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 15, 2016, 12:49:44 PM
I've seen TV ads for two different movies over the last month that both stated the same fucking line about a surprise twist that you'll never see coming.  Well since I didn't know anything about the movie it may have been a surprise but now you told me that there's a twist coming I won't be shocked since I'll be expecting it and the entire movie I'll be more focused on what the twist will be than the movie itself.  Fuck these advertisers.  Now I don't want to see their stupid movie.

Roger Ebert said it best.  Said TV ads ruin the movies by showing too much, his ideal movie is knowing jack shit about it before watching.
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Simple Simon on December 15, 2016, 12:52:40 PM
I sat down with my Mrs to watch "the sixth sense" we were told, "just wait for the twist at the end, you will never see it coming"
He got shot on the bed and was bleeding out then the film cut to him sitting on the park bench, my mrs said "is he already dead?"

lamest fucking film ever.
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Army of One on December 15, 2016, 12:54:38 PM
I sat down with my Mrs to watch "the sixth sense" we were told, "just wait for the twist at the end, you will never see it coming"
He got shot on the bed and was bleeding out then the film cut to him sitting on the park bench, my mrs said "is he already dead?"

lamest fucking film ever.

Same, i figured it out in the first 10 minutes
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Simple Simon on December 15, 2016, 12:55:31 PM
Enjoyed Devils Advocate, that was a good ending....
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 15, 2016, 01:18:39 PM
The ending to Dumb and Dumber was a shocking twist.
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on December 15, 2016, 01:31:20 PM
Most endings never shock me when chuck and blair ended up together at the end of gossip girls I was not surprised.
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Simple Simon on December 15, 2016, 01:38:18 PM
Most endings never shock me when chuck and blair ended up together at the end of gossip girls I was not surprised.

twists dont work on people who are too dumb to follow the plot....
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Rambone on December 15, 2016, 02:03:59 PM
The movie Titanic had an incredible twist at the end. Throughout the entire movie Billy Zane kept saying how the ship couldn't sink. *Spoiler alert* The ship sank and everybody on board dies except some whore.
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Howard on December 15, 2016, 02:15:50 PM
Most endings never shock me when chuck and blair ended up together at the end of gossip girls I was not surprised.

The dumbest chick flicks are often Christmas themed where Mr Right literally falls into her and they live happily ever after.

One of the all time worst chick flicks is "Serendipity".
Guy meets this pretty girl at some NYC skating rink and they have instant chemistry.
He has to leave so he asks for her number.

She says ; " If it's meant to be you'll find me again."
Of course they magically meet later due some crazy coincidence and live happily ever after .

My wife's younger single female friends all want believe in that dopey shit.
I swear they think it's cheating fate if you internet date.
When asked I tell him this zinger :

" Even for something as simple as ordering a pizza, you need to call up and place your order.
You girls act like the Dominoes guy will magically drive by and give you a pizza without ordering."

Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Simple Simon on December 15, 2016, 02:20:28 PM
The dumbest chick flicks are often Christmas themed where Mr Right literally falls into her and they live happily ever after.

One of the all time worst chick flicks is "Serendipity".
Guy meets this pretty girl at some NYC skating rink and they have instant chemistry.
He has to leave so he asks for her number.

She says ; " If it's meant to be you'll find me again."
Of course they magically meet later due some crazy coincidence and live happily ever after .

My wife's younger single female friends all want believe in that dopey shit.
I swear they think it's cheating fate if you internet date.
When asked I tell him this zinger :

" Even for something as simple as ordering a pizza, you need to call up and place your order.
You girls act like the Dominoes guy will magically drive by and give you a pizza without ordering."



Im sure Dominos delivers get the wrong house many times...
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: stuntmovie on December 15, 2016, 02:49:09 PM
DIABLO, How about a surprise 'middle' such as the approximate middle in Mr. ROBOT?

I was surprised that I continued watching after that.
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Yamcha on December 15, 2016, 03:27:02 PM
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 15, 2016, 03:29:43 PM
DIABLO, How about a surprise 'middle' such as the approximate middle in Mr. ROBOT?

I was surprised that I continued watching after that.

Are you referrng to season two when it ended up being 1/2 the episodes were in his head while in jail?
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: SF1900 on December 15, 2016, 04:51:13 PM
BEST. ENDING.EVER

Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Never1AShow on December 15, 2016, 04:54:07 PM
At the end of King Kong the monkey dies
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Macrofitter on December 15, 2016, 04:57:29 PM
BEST. ENDING.EVER

nope

Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 15, 2016, 04:59:14 PM
BEST. ENDING.EVER


This.
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: SF1900 on December 15, 2016, 05:01:15 PM
nope



 ;D ;D

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Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: SF1900 on December 15, 2016, 05:04:34 PM
This.

I bet not one person predicted the ending.
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on December 15, 2016, 05:10:42 PM
Ned Beatty......Deliverance.

'Nuff said.
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Macrofitter on December 15, 2016, 05:11:08 PM
That was also a brilliant ending from a very underrated movie (Alrington Road)

Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Royalty on December 15, 2016, 05:20:36 PM
That was also a brilliant ending from a very underrated movie (Alrington Road)



That movie was great. Tim Robbins and Jeff Bridges.
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Macrofitter on December 15, 2016, 05:22:00 PM
Another brilliant one. Is it pure chance that Kevin Spacey is involved in almost every movie with a great ending climax? :D

Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 15, 2016, 05:25:56 PM
The Game

Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Kwon on December 15, 2016, 06:31:29 PM
Same, i figured it out in the first 10 minutes

Best surprise ending/twist was in this epic movie キングコング対ゴジラ Kingu Kongu Tai Gojira from 62.

There is even a myth about a dual ending on this masterpiece.
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: Rudee on December 15, 2016, 06:43:45 PM
I don't recall seeing the end of any porn movie.  I never seem to get that far into the movie before I lose interest.   ;D
Title: Re: A Surprise Ending You'll Never See Coming.
Post by: stuntmovie on December 15, 2016, 09:21:24 PM
DIABLO, NO. I only saw season 1 of Mr. Robot