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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Howard on December 18, 2016, 04:33:50 PM
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My actual Christmas will likely be pretty low key.
I'll sleep in and get busy with my wife for starters.
I'll go to a 24/7 gym , workout, eat some food .
Then, I'll relax in bed beside my wife as we watch movies.
My fantasy get-bigger Christmas is :
On Christmas eve , I see a Limo pull up.
It's Ron Aviden, founder of Getbig and he greets me with a smile.
He informs me, that I've been named the greatest poster in forum history.
My wife and I are to be flown by private jet to the exclusive Get-big resort on St John USVI.
We quickly pack and get wined and dined on the flight.
Once there we are taken to the Get-big Gym and resort.
I am treated to a Shizzo vs Goodrum pose down .
Then, I see BMC with a big smile.
I am told to hide in a bedroom closet and peek out.
My wife is instructed to get on all 4's and await BMC.
He comes in, sees her and quickly hides under the bed.
It's obvious that BMC is an even bigger cuck then me and Ron throws us out in disgust.
I am flown home and forced to sit between two 350 lb woman who fart non stop.
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lay off the Egg Nog broseph
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Cool, another thread circle-jerking the same dozen or so "celebrity" posters.
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Ugh... A homework assignment..
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Are there gyms open on Christmas?
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Howard, no one gives a crap about your crappy christmas.
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Fuck off.
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yet this is still better than Shizzos posts...
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go hang yourself.
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Howard, no one gives a crap about your crappy christmas.
You would if I shot Rudolph with my 12 gauge.
Christmas is canceled , Rudolph is dead. :D
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go hang yourself.
Might work well if we work in a Christmas theme.
I try to drop down the chimney but trip and hang myself with a cord of holiday lights as I fall off the roof.
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Likely: Wake up hang out with friends and family. Keep it low key maybe have a couple drinks.
Fantasy: Wake up, log onto getbig and find out Howard offed himself after his 9th wife left him.
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Fantasy: Wake up, log onto getbig and find out Howard offed himself after his 9th wife left him.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I don't think I'd oft myself by hanging.
I can see me going out in true cuckhold fashion.
My (9th ) wife is getting nailed by some massive stud as I hide under the bed trembling with excitement.
The bed breaks during the humping and I get crushed.
Merry Christmas.
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I don't think I'd oft myself by hanging.
I can see me going out in true cuckhold fashion.
My (9th ) wife is getting nailed by some massive stud as I hide under the bed trembling with excitement.
The bed breaks during the humping and I get crushed.
Merry Christmas.
LOL that's actually pretty funny 😂
Very likely cause of death. Or the guy fucking your wife hears you under there and punctures your rectum and kills you.
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Cool, another thread circle-jerking the same dozen or so "celebrity" posters.
I hear ya and that pissed me off over the years.
But it's only natural to include posters that are well known so everyone else will "get it".
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Likley - wake up, excitedly wake kids up telling them santy has been, help them open presents and play/assemble toys on the floor for next 8 hours or so, wor lasses dad shows up for dinner so grit teeth and resist strong urge to pick him up out his chair, turn upside down and smash through dinner table. Eat dinner then maybe get drunk.later Shout at girlfriend to fuck off to bed and tell her that she is a miserable bag of shit. Get more drunk alone
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Likley - wake up, excitedly wake kids up telling them santy has been, help them open presents and play/assemble toys on the floor for next 8 hours or so, wor lasses dad shows up for dinner so grit teeth and resist strong urge to pick him up out his chair, turn upside down and smash through dinner table. Eat dinner then maybe get drunk.later Shout at girlfriend to fuck off to bed and tell her that she is a miserable bag of shit. Get more drunk alone
I'd advise you to make up some excuse like you need to visit some long lost relative for Christmas.
Pack up and head out to some flea bag motel the day before Christmas.
Stop by the liquor store and stock up on cheap booze.
Start drinking heavily on Christmas eve and sleep thru Christmas day, passed out in the flea bag motel room.
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You would if I shot Rudolph with my 12 gauge.
Christmas is canceled , Rudolph is dead. :D
Howard, you are a very unfunny person.
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That explains everything. That's just how they drive. Nothing to see here.
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That explains everything. That's just how they drive. Nothing to see here.
I just think he was pissed that the IFBB canceled the German Grand Prix in 2017?
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Howard i liked you better when you were run off for posting about a student you liked.
You start 40 threads about trying to find the motivated to work out but you want us to believe you're going to the gym on Christmas day...................
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I'll be the voice of dissent, but this aint bad. For Howard.
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what's the point of fucking the same pussy over and over
and for her, whats the point of taking the same dick over and over
marriage is a joke