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Title: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: ESFitness on December 23, 2016, 12:49:48 AM
Health insurance included ( non plastic surgury sunless you're horribly disfigured... No improvement just get back to normal).

10k$? 20k$? 50k$?

If do it for 10. Doesn't seem that difficult to get an armbar on a bear or maybe a Kimura... I doubt a bear has had to deal with a broken humerus before
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Simple Simon on December 23, 2016, 12:51:18 AM
I once knocked Paddington Bears hat off....
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: d0nny2600 on December 23, 2016, 12:55:38 AM
I once knocked Paddington Bears hat off....
You evil bastard  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: ratherbebig on December 23, 2016, 01:04:40 AM
with bear you mean "bear" and with fighting you mean cuddling
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 23, 2016, 01:16:12 AM
I'd fight a bear for $100.  No holds barred.  To the death. My choice of bears.

(http://www.livescience.com/images/i/000/049/256/original/shutterstock_37858495.jpg?interpolation=lanczos-none&fit=inside%7C660:*)
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Victor Venice Beach on December 23, 2016, 01:19:02 AM
Health insurance included ( non plastic surgury sunless you're horribly disfigured... No improvement just get back to normal).

10k$? 20k$? 50k$?

If do it for 10. Doesn't seem that difficult to get an armbar on a bear or maybe a Kimura... I doubt a bear has had to deal with a broken humerus before
Post reported to mods because of animal cruelty
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Bevo on December 23, 2016, 01:28:57 AM
Yes I'd fight a koala bear for 100k
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: BB on December 23, 2016, 01:34:28 AM
Apparently, the best time to fight a bear is in the dead of Winter, it mellows them out, and makes them more docile. Also, another sneaky trick promoters of such things did was have a shady vet sever the extensors and particularly the flexors of the bear's arms so that it couldn't use its paws to full effect. In addition to pulling its teeth and claws sometimes too.

:(.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Henda on December 23, 2016, 02:03:07 AM
From a country where we don't have bears so haven't seen one but aren't they fucking massive and can tear us apart in seconds?
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: SuperTed on December 23, 2016, 02:15:07 AM
Imagine being hit by one of these paws.

(http://exploredia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Giant-Bear-Paw.jpg)
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: FREAKgeek on December 23, 2016, 02:30:39 AM
I'd fight a bear for $100.  No holds barred.  To the death. My choice of bears.

(http://www.livescience.com/images/i/000/049/256/original/shutterstock_37858495.jpg?interpolation=lanczos-none&fit=inside%7C660:*)


They aren't bears :-\

 And they can fuck you up with their claws.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 23, 2016, 03:34:01 AM

They aren't bears :-\

 And they can fuck you up with their claws.

Challenge accepted!

Also, I'm an American, so when I call something a bear, that's what it is.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Yamcha on December 23, 2016, 03:36:06 AM

(http://exploredia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Giant-Bear-Paw.jpg)

How'd Shaq play basketball with those big, fake negro nailz?
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: hench on December 23, 2016, 03:39:21 AM
The revenant had a good bear fight, shit was brutal. That's how I'd expect it to go down in real life or worse so I'd pass unless paid millions and armed with a milligun
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: YngiweRhoads on December 23, 2016, 04:43:36 AM
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: CalvinH on December 23, 2016, 05:13:41 AM
Imagine being hit by one of these paws.

(http://exploredia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Giant-Bear-Paw.jpg)


Thats one big shark paw.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: illuminati on December 23, 2016, 05:33:50 AM
Imagine being hit by one of these paws.

(http://exploredia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Giant-Bear-Paw.jpg)



  :o That's a huge Paw & claws !!

No amount of $ would persuade me to fight that -- unless i was in a tank maybe.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Dave D on December 23, 2016, 05:41:42 AM
Imagine being hit by one of these paws.

(http://exploredia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Giant-Bear-Paw.jpg)

The hooves of white tail deer are easily identified by their distinctively long nails and padded toes.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on December 23, 2016, 07:22:28 AM
This is a picture of the bear fighting so let us know how much money it would take for you to fight.

(http://www.bearhugger.net/uploads/pic/20160514175834431020033687.jpg)

Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 23, 2016, 02:48:54 PM
Imagine being hit by one of these paws.

(http://exploredia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Giant-Bear-Paw.jpg)

Looks like the hands and fingernails of BigMikeCox's ex Shaniqua
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Fuzzy Nuts on December 23, 2016, 03:42:45 PM
I would do it for free if the bear disrespected me.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Zillotch on December 23, 2016, 03:47:46 PM
Imagine being hit by one of these paws.

(http://exploredia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Giant-Bear-Paw.jpg)

Bears are terrifying monsters, really, yet act like big, goofy dogs. Strange animal.... cute and deadly.

(http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mother-bear-cubs-animal-parenting-21-57e3a2161d7f7__880.jpg)
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: light weight baby on December 23, 2016, 03:49:36 PM
stupid question, nobody could survive that

better question:

what amount of $ would it take you to fight ronnie coleman in his prime
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: oldschoolfan on December 23, 2016, 04:48:33 PM
just watch what happens to leonardo dicaprio in the revenant that bear fucked him in the ass to.  he never shit the same again
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: FREAKgeek on December 23, 2016, 04:58:16 PM
Imagine being hit by one of these paws.

(http://exploredia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Giant-Bear-Paw.jpg)

He's not going eat it or use it for anything essential, just to compensate for his small redneck penis.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Griffith on December 23, 2016, 10:38:16 PM
At least several dozen million dollars.

Have you watched the Revenant?
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: lextheflex on December 23, 2016, 11:02:58 PM
At least several dozen million dollars.

Have you watched the Revenant?
What happens in that bearfight? Got cliffs for us?
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: visualizeperfection on December 23, 2016, 11:07:04 PM
Challenge accepted!

Also, I'm an American, so when I call something a bear, that's what it is.

X2.


How dare some bottom tit try and tell a god fearing American what time it is. If it's one thing we know, it's mammals.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: ESFitness on December 24, 2016, 12:13:01 AM
Apparently, the best time to fight a bear is in the dead of Winter, it mellows them out, and makes them more docile. Also, another sneaky trick promoters of such things did was have a shady vet sever the extensors and particularly the flexors of the bear's arms so that it couldn't use its paws to full effect. In addition to pulling its teeth and claws sometimes too.

:(.

Actually my grandpa had a"pet" black bear... Wasn't very big but scared the shit outta  me when I was a kid (like 7-8?). He was a butcher and owned a meat locker in a small town. Kept the bear back in a super cold room (not the freezing meat locker though) behind a huge 2inch thick steel door with a little square window. Bear slept on a metal shelf. Lol
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: freespirit on December 24, 2016, 04:45:53 AM
This is a picture of the bear fighting so let us know how much money it would take for you to fight.

(http://www.bearhugger.net/uploads/pic/20160514175834431020033687.jpg)




Bay likey  :-\
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Tapeworm on December 24, 2016, 10:02:59 AM
No.  I'd run and I'd be just fine because I'd be faster than you.  But I will film the two of you and make a lot from the footage.  So thanks and bon voyage.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: obsidian on December 24, 2016, 10:27:46 AM
What happens in that bearfight? Got cliffs for us?
He gets fucked up. And in real life it would have been worse than depicted in the movie. You could take $10 million - $1 billion to fight a bear without any weapons but it won't do you much good once you're dead a few seconds later!

Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: falco on December 24, 2016, 11:16:52 AM
once i saw a grizzly at a german zoo. That thing is a monster, my entire head could easily enter its mouth. Minutes later stood next to a polar bear with a glass fence... It was taller and longer than the grizzly. Look a lot bigger than a lion.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: SF1900 on December 24, 2016, 11:45:47 AM
It depends. What type of bear are you talking about? Brown? Black? Etc.

Brown bears tend to be much bigger than black bears.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: light weight baby on December 24, 2016, 11:47:44 AM
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: johnthegreat687 on December 24, 2016, 11:53:01 AM
When I was staying at hazbins I went deep into the Rockies looking to fight a bear. I put it all on video and posted it on here. At least ohh 5 or 6 years ago. I was fully committed to fighting it (hoping it would be a black bear). Never found one but saw some other cool stuff
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: obsidian on December 26, 2016, 02:35:09 AM
When I was staying at hazbins I went deep into the Rockies looking to fight a bear. I put it all on video and posted it on here. At least ohh 5 or 6 years ago. I was fully committed to fighting it (hoping it would be a black bear). Never found one but saw some other cool stuff
Lol u were delusional. The bear would have had you for dinner.

Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Tapeworm on December 26, 2016, 04:04:59 AM
Even senior citizen Anthony Hopkins killed a bear in single combat in The Edge. 

Warning: Contains scenes depicting Alec Baldwin.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Steelrabbitt on December 26, 2016, 05:44:45 AM
I'd fight a bear for $100.  No holds barred.  To the death. My choice of bears.

(http://www.livescience.com/images/i/000/049/256/original/shutterstock_37858495.jpg?interpolation=lanczos-none&fit=inside%7C660:*)

Those guys are still dangerous as shit. Sont sleep on those little guys.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Never1AShow on December 26, 2016, 05:52:54 AM
Even senior citizen Anthony Hopkins killed a bear in single combat in The Edge. 

Warning: Contains scenes depicting Alec Baldwin.

That is how men deal with this shit, not pussies like Leonardo DiCaprio and his liberal followers.  For thousands and thousands of years men have killed bears.  A bear is a dumb animal.

Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Never1AShow on December 26, 2016, 05:55:25 AM
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: nobody in particular on December 26, 2016, 11:43:38 PM
There's a doco from 2005 called 'grizzly man' about a guy who thought he could interact with grizzly bears (and did, mostly out of dumb luck it would seem, for several years) and filmed 100s of hours of this interaction. Want to guess how he died? It's a bit touchy feely, but it does give a fairly good insight into the sheer size of these predators.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: ESFitness on December 26, 2016, 11:51:36 PM
Nobodies living and playing patty-cake with the things. They stink like shit (ever hunt one? Or see one? Smells like the Tijuana river)... We're talking grapple with one. I don't think heel hoom is an option.... Damn toe claws would pierce your lung. I still think you could eye gouge it and gogo- plata the fucker.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Zillotch on December 26, 2016, 11:59:05 PM
the sheer size of these predators.

(http://images.boomsbeat.com/data/images/full/41153/a-man-and-his-bear-pet-jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Taffin on December 27, 2016, 05:56:30 AM

That's not Rich Piana cuddling our very own Nelson Muntz..?


(http://www.bearhugger.net/uploads/pic/20160514175834431020033687.jpg)

Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Taffin on December 27, 2016, 05:58:19 AM
When I was staying at hazbins I went deep into the Rockies looking to fight a bear. I put it all on video and posted it on here. At least ohh 5 or 6 years ago. I was fully committed to fighting it (hoping it would be a black bear). Never found one but saw some other cool stuff

That's just a cool as f**k sentence...  8) 8) 8)

Still got the footage?  (I'm sh1t at searching on here)
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 27, 2016, 10:06:32 AM
Those guys are still dangerous as shit. Sont sleep on those little guys.

I'm confident that I'd be able to finish the fight with a brutal one punch KO.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: robcguns on December 27, 2016, 04:27:15 PM
50k I would fight a black bear around 200lbs with a knife and bat.
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: Zillotch on December 27, 2016, 04:31:41 PM
Bears are terrifying monsters, really, yet act like big, goofy dogs. Strange animal.... cute and deadly.

(http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mother-bear-cubs-animal-parenting-21-57e3a2161d7f7__880.jpg)

i'll kick the shit out of that little one, no problem
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: nobody in particular on December 28, 2016, 10:01:19 PM
i'll kick the shit out of that little one, no problem

I'm tipping mother bear there might just make it a problem....
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: johnthegreat687 on December 28, 2016, 10:28:49 PM
That's just a cool as f**k sentence...  8) 8) 8)

Still got the footage?  (I'm sh1t at searching on here)

no I saved the vid on tinypic but closed my tinypic acct ages ago
Title: Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
Post by: johnthegreat687 on December 28, 2016, 11:01:04 PM
Lol u were delusional. The bear would have had you for dinner.



duh
I was peak bipolaring at the time