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Title: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: johnthegreat687 on December 25, 2016, 06:16:36 PM
Im too lazy to get out of bed in the middle of the night to piss so I pee in this pee jar then dump it next day. The bathroom is 8 steps away. Embrace your laziness

and yaya I know this thread will be moved to the Lounge, just looking for a christmas break up here
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: Royalty on December 25, 2016, 06:19:00 PM
Threads about bodily fluids never get moved to the lounge.
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: johnthegreat687 on December 25, 2016, 06:22:07 PM
Quote from: Royalty on December 25, 2016, 06:19:00 PM
Threads about bodily fluids never get moved to the lounge.

hmmm good point
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: ratherbebig on December 25, 2016, 06:56:46 PM
why not just piss? piss just happens. everybody needs to piss.
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: wes on December 25, 2016, 06:58:35 PM
Pissjug Of Peace
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: Tapeworm on December 25, 2016, 07:01:30 PM
It's fine.  Just don't start saving it.
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: Skeletor on December 25, 2016, 07:28:23 PM
Piana will put a 5% sticker on that and sell it for $50. Can't let the catabolic walk to the toilet get in the way of recovery. Whatever it takes.
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: TheOne on December 25, 2016, 10:26:05 PM
This shit is pissening
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: Schnauzer on December 25, 2016, 10:36:42 PM
Just needs the 5% logo on the side
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: Moontrane on December 25, 2016, 11:08:42 PM
When I was hospitalized a while ago I left the piss bottle hanging from the foot of my bed.  In the middle of the night a nurse knocked it off walking by, causing its lid to pop off and allow the contents to spread mightily over the floor.  She actually complained to me about its placement.  I asked her what was for breakfast.

Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: _bruce_ on December 26, 2016, 04:45:20 AM
Quote from: Skeletor on December 25, 2016, 07:28:23 PM
Piana will put a 5% sticker on that and sell it for $50. Can't let the catabolic walk to the toilet get in the way of recovery. Whatever it takes.

 ;D
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: Hack Benchers on December 26, 2016, 04:50:08 AM
Quote from: Moontrane on December 25, 2016, 11:08:42 PM
When I was hospitalized a while ago I left the piss bottle hanging from the foot of my bed.  In the middle of the night a nurse knocked it off walking by, causing its lid to pop off and allow the contents to spread mightily over the floor.  She actually complained to me about its placement.  I asked her what was for breakfast.
;D
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: Nether Animal on December 26, 2016, 05:03:42 AM
Hi Howard Hughes
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: Henda on December 26, 2016, 07:21:49 AM
A mate of mine once had to batter the bloke who lived in the flat above him as he was lying on the cooch getting drunk and just pissing off onto the floor and had done it that much it soaked through the floorboards and it was soaking through the ceiling and stained it
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: 10pints on December 26, 2016, 07:55:55 AM
Quote from: Henda on December 26, 2016, 07:21:49 AM
A mate of mine once had to batter the bloke who lived in the flat above him as he was lying on the cooch getting drunk and just pissing off onto the floor and had done it that much it soaked through the floorboards and it was soaking through the ceiling and stained it

Good to know that Donny got a battering in the end.....
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 26, 2016, 09:03:36 AM
Quote from: 10pints on December 26, 2016, 07:55:55 AM
Good to know that Donny got a battering in the end.....

 ;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=618527.0;attach=691913;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=618527.0;attach=692505;image)
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: polychronopolous on December 26, 2016, 09:10:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Nu8BGwJ.jpg)
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 26, 2016, 09:22:24 AM
Title: Re: How Lazy Am I? This Lazy
Post by: Nether Animal on December 26, 2016, 09:26:06 AM
Quote from: NelsonMuntz on December 26, 2016, 09:03:36 AM
;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=618527.0;attach=691913;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=618527.0;attach=692505;image)

Hahahaa wtf