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Title: One of my girlfriends loves the smell of my bathroom
Post by: Tunza Muscle on December 30, 2016, 11:48:00 AM

So I'm on an Advanced Eating Strategy to ensure continued growth while I set my sights on Summer 2017 and begin to get ultra ripped for the beach. I'm getting 8 meals a day in of mostly meat and eggs, with some salad and veggies thrown, in addition to my protein shakes. As a result of all this food I generally have 3 massive bowel movements per day. So this chick I've been railing went into my bathroom after I was done dropping mud, and she came out with this dreamy look in her eyes. She told me that inhaling the fumes of my excrement was "absolute heaven", and that the aroma is "an aphrodisiac". She said it caused a chemical reaction within her and she's fallen deeply in love with me.

Title: Re: One of my girlfriends loves the smell of my bathroom
Post by: _aj_ on December 30, 2016, 12:12:27 PM

His craft is improving.

Title: Re: One of my girlfriends loves the smell of my bathroom
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 30, 2016, 12:13:13 PM

Quote from: _aj_ on December 30, 2016, 12:12:27 PM

His craft is improving.

Evolution

Title: Re: One of my girlfriends loves the smell of my bathroom
Post by: calfzilla on December 30, 2016, 12:13:37 PM

You are dating Juruth's sister.