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Title: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 30, 2016, 04:01:55 PM
Enjoy

Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 30, 2016, 04:03:21 PM
 ;D even hotter

Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: johnthegreat687 on December 30, 2016, 04:18:55 PM
Im gonna plug this story in here cause i want to

Today Raymond Van Barneveld played Phil Taylor in the quarters in World Darts Championships. Im heavy heavy into darts so junior asks me to tell him what to bet. I tell him to bet the underdog Van Barneveld to beat Taylor and to win the match 5-3. Junior says if the bet hits he will send me the winnings, and he will cause he 100% of the time has sent to me (very generous). Well, RVB beats Taylor 5-3 and the entire bet hits paying like 25-1 or some shit on the 100 pounds I told him to bet. Im off my ass happy because, well, its no secret how poor I am.

He didnt place the bet.

kill me now
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: King Shizzo on December 30, 2016, 04:24:05 PM
Im gonna plug this story in here cause i want to

Today Raymond Van Barneveld played Phil Taylor in the quarters in World Darts Championships. Im heavy heavy into darts so junior asks me to tell him what to bet. I tell him to bet the underdog Van Barneveld to beat Taylor and to win the match 5-3. Junior says if the bet hits he will send me the winnings, and he will cause he 100% of the time has sent to me (very generous). Well, RVB beats Taylor 5-3 and the entire bet hits paying like 25-1 or some shit on the 100 pounds I told him to bet. Im off my ass happy because, well, its no secret how poor I am.

He didnt place the bet.

kill me now
Nobody cares. Everyone is aware of your involvement with the "Triangle of Lies." Nothing you say matters.
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: johnthegreat687 on December 30, 2016, 04:25:31 PM
Nobody cares. Everyone is aware of your involvement with the "Triangle of Lies." Nothing you say matters.

ok
I mean theres no doubt everyone is a huge fan of you and sees you as a poster who doesnt lie

oh wait,.......didnt you fake your death?

 ::)

hahahahahaha what a fucking loser. Hated by 100% of the people on here yet stays.
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 30, 2016, 04:26:11 PM
Im gonna plug this story in here cause i want to

Today Raymond Van Barneveld played Phil Taylor in the quarters in World Darts Championships. Im heavy heavy into darts so junior asks me to tell him what to bet. I tell him to bet the underdog Van Barneveld to beat Taylor and to win the match 5-3. Junior says if the bet hits he will send me the winnings, and he will cause he 100% of the time has sent to me (very generous). Well, RVB beats Taylor 5-3 and the entire bet hits paying like 25-1 or some shit on the 100 pounds I told him to bet. Im off my ass happy because, well, its no secret how poor I am.

He didnt place the bet.

kill me now

good call, too bad he did not place the bet
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 30, 2016, 04:27:13 PM
Nobody cares. Everyone is aware of your involvement with the "Triangle of Lies." Nothing you say matters.

 ::)

:)

I live in a Trailer Park 1 mile west of the Florida Turnpike. My name is Shizzo. I'm 37 years old. I am total slob, with a diet of hot pockets and a lack of rigorous exercise. In the morning, my face is as usual a little puffy from drinking too much and posting the night before, so I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do about five now. After I remove the ice pack, I have a couple of shots of Vodka. In the shower, I use hand soap I stole from a local garage washroom.Then I scrub the nicotine stains off my fingers with the same brush I use to brush my tooth. And then I apply the vagisal to my sore anus. After my shower I log onto GetBig for the first time of many today while I prepare the rest of my routine which will consist of drinking, posting, and pestering Ron to make me a mod.I frown and panic as I notice I only got one response and 8 views to my latest thread complaining about Gimmicks. There is an idea of a Shizzo, as some kind of joke, but there is no real Shizzo. Only an online persona, something illusory, no matter how hard and pathetically I try. And though I can hide my lack of a life beyond GetBig, and you can alter my posts, and  feel pity that I will go to any lengths to get attention even sucking a cock and maybe you can even sense relief our life styles are probably Not comparable, I simply am not all there.
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: johnthegreat687 on December 30, 2016, 04:29:11 PM
good call, too bad he did not place the bet

Im telling him to bet Van Gerwen to beat RVB 5-1 and Anderson to beat Wright 5-2

and then Van Gerwen to beat Anderson in the final

if he ever comes back on whatsapp, i think hes a bit embarrassed
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: King Shizzo on December 30, 2016, 04:30:34 PM
ok
I mean theres no doubt everyone is a huge fan of you and sees you as a poster who doesnt lie

oh wait,.......didnt you fake your death?

 ::)

hahahahahaha what a fucking loser. Hated by 100% of the people on here yet stays.
And my name was officially changed to King, while you are banned almost weekly.

Are you illiterate? Because you obviously can't see the writing on the wall.
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: johnthegreat687 on December 30, 2016, 04:33:15 PM
And my name was officially changed to King, while you are banned almost weekly.

Are you illiterate? Because you obviously can't see the writing on the wall.

just
fucking
wow
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: King Shizzo on December 30, 2016, 04:35:21 PM
just
fucking
wow
You need to take up World of Warcraft, because your old ass obviously can't handle Getbig anymore.
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: johnthegreat687 on December 30, 2016, 04:36:29 PM
You need to take up World of Warcraft, because your old ass obviously can't handle Getbig anymore.

clearly it bothers you that I look better at 50 than you do at 35
but hey, theres a big surprise coming online for you in about 45 minutes

so stay tuned
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 30, 2016, 04:38:32 PM
And my name was officially changed to King, while you are banned almost weekly.

Are you illiterate? Because you obviously can't see the writing on the wall.

your name was changed to King to mock you, not laugh with you.

you are exactly like you are portrayed in these videos, quite the fool

Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 30, 2016, 04:56:58 PM
I have just seen things that made me laugh to the edge of almost peeing my pants
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: johnthegreat687 on December 30, 2016, 04:57:58 PM
I have just seen things that made me laugh to the edge of almost peeing my pants

like what?    :D

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=135768974
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 30, 2016, 05:00:32 PM
like what?    :D

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=135768974

LMFAO
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 30, 2016, 05:07:05 PM
And my name was officially changed to King, while you are banned almost weekly.

Are you illiterate? Because you obviously can't see the writing on the wall.
You requested it be changed to King, it's not as if Ron did it cos you're cool. You're a fat gay alcoholic. Like the other self proclaimed king on here
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: rocket on December 30, 2016, 05:30:12 PM
Hah
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: Chidoman on December 30, 2016, 08:27:33 PM
You requested it be changed to King, it's not as if Ron did it cos you're cool. You're a fat gay alcoholic. Like the other self proclaimed king on here

(http://imgit.org/i/2016/09/10/9bd5fcf84f7a3864ce72727060b26b4d.jpg)
Title: Re: My New Years Present to GetBig
Post by: rocket on December 30, 2016, 09:31:28 PM
The only way to be sure is to do an experiment, Shizzo

Ask Ron to change your name to ShizzoLovesMen