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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: FitnessFrenzy on December 31, 2016, 03:56:31 AM
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10+ Minutes of babbling. Clifs please.
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Fist
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Is there any discussion of being anal raped by a gorilla named Big Mu?
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That's not me btw. Lol
Side note... You can use prison toothpaste to rub paint off of metal railings/bars. (Some guys just like to cost the state money and fuck shit up.... Like flushing the toilets 20x and using 20 rolls of toilet paper to cost them an extra $.18 a day)
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That's not me btw. Lol
Side note... You can use prison toothpaste to rub paint off of metal railings/bars. (Some guys just like to cost the state money and fuck shit up.... Like flushing the toilets 20x and using 20 rolls of toilet paper to cost them an extra $.18 a day)
That productive attitude is why they ended up in prison.
Hope this helps. Happy New year to all jailbirds
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That productive attitude is why they ended up in prison.
Hope this helps. Happy New year to all jailbirds
Expending sooooooo much energy on shit that amounts to nothing. I never understood it.I remember watching the E channel for Xmas and the dick Clark thing on tv in prison. Shit was depressing.
Last year was watching some home shopping network sell dildos work my ex and her friends. Lol
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That's not me btw. Lol
Side note... You can use prison toothpaste to rub paint off of metal railings/bars. (Some guys just like to cost the state money and fuck shit up.... Like flushing the toilets 20x and using 20 rolls of toilet paper to cost them an extra $.18 a day)
Also get every cell to flush their toilets at the exact same time to overload the plumbing and cause a big mess.
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Also get every cell to flush their toilets at the exact same time to overload the plumbing and cause a big mess.
In county jail I fought some Indian kid once. (Broke 2 toes catching him on the chin with a high kick... Then broke his wrist with a shitty limit a lol). Dumbfuck waited 1/2 a day before showing the guards. Dudes wrist/arm looked like a "Z"... So when they Took him out for xrays his cell was still Open so I Went and flushed 2boxes worth of little Debbie honey bun wrappers and 3 pair of balled up socks down his toilet. He comes back and takes a shit and it floods instantly. Lol.guards/maintenance fix his toilet and find all the shit (there's like traps so you can't flush "evidence") & scold him for flushing trash and socks. Hahaha.... Next morning he's gotta go out again so I so the same thing again.... Same shit happens. He comes back when we're locked down (we were in the high power unit.. No cellmates and we're all probably going to proaon for serious crimes)... dude takes a s*** and floods his cell again and has s*** all over the floor. Lol... Same thing happens. Guards are like why the fuck are you flushing socks down the toilet and telling on yourself? & they guy just acts dumb... Did it one more time after that. Had the guy living in a cell with shitwater allllllll over the floor and pouring off the 2nd tier. Lol...
Those fucken broken toes plagued me for 3months. Role completely sideways.
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Expending sooooooo much energy on shit that amounts to nothing. I never understood it.I remember watching the E channel for Xmas and the dick Clark thing on tv in prison. Shit was depressing.
Last year was watching some home shopping network sell dildos work my ex and her friends. Lol
ever use a plastic fork, wire and toilet paper to make a lighter?
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;D
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ever use a plastic fork, wire and toilet paper to make a lighter?
No we'd take 2 batteries, place them on a razor blade (+ down and neg down)then take another razor blade that was broken in 2, place each one on the tops of the batteries (+&-) then touch the 2 broken halves together and they'd glow red.... That's your lighter.
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In county jail I fought some Indian kid once. (Broke 2 toes catching him on the chin with a high kick... Then broke his wrist with a shitty limit a lol). Dumbfuck waited 1/2 a day before showing the guards. Dudes wrist/arm looked like a "Z"... So when they Took him out for xrays his cell was still Open so I Went and flushed 2boxes worth of little Debbie honey bun wrappers and 3 pair of balled up socks down his toilet. He comes back and takes a shit and it floods instantly. Lol.guards/maintenance fix his toilet and find all the shit (there's like traps so you can't flush "evidence") & scold him for flushing trash and socks. Hahaha.... Next morning he's gotta go out again so I so the same thing again.... Same shit happens. He comes back when we're locked down (we were in the high power unit.. No cellmates and we're all probably going to proaon for serious crimes)... dude takes a s*** and floods his cell again and has s*** all over the floor. Lol... Same thing happens. Guards are like why the fuck are you flushing socks down the toilet and telling on yourself? & they guy just acts dumb... Did it one more time after that. Had the guy living in a cell with shitwater allllllll over the floor and pouring off the 2nd tier. Lol...
Those fucken broken toes plagued me for 3months. Role completely sideways.
Guys like you don't belong in society. Sorry man.
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Guys like you don't belong in society. Sorry man.
over that story? Are you fucking kidding me? Thats mild fun in prison. Wow you are a soft little tampon arent you?
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Guys like you don't belong in society. Sorry man.
The Indian I beat up was a psychopath who was in for throwing rocks at the heads of elderly people in a park and fracturing 2 ppls skulls
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The Indian I beat up was a psychopath who was in for throwing rocks at the heads of elderly people in a park and fracturing 2 ppls skulls
I stand corrected.
Carry on.
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over that story? Are you fucking kidding me? Thats mild fun in prison. Wow you are a soft little tampon arent you?
Even though the person he did that to was a POS, ESFitness' behavior is still disturbing, I must say. It's anti social. Don't you see that?
And how the hell do you know what's "mild fun" in prison?
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Broke his wrist with a shitty armbar/kimura.
*fucking Auto-correct
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Broke his wrist with a shitty armbar/kimura.
*fucking Auto-correct
Any regrets about what you did in there? Are you the same now that you are out? Honestly?
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Even though the person he did that to was a POS, ESFitness' behavior is still disturbing, I must say. It's anti social. Don't you see that?
And how the hell do you know what's "mild fun" in prison?
Dude was elbowing me constantly when playing basketball for a few days. I cut him some slack cuz he had fetal alcohol sun from or something but enough was enough.
Plus you gotta consider the enviroment. That unit in county jail had guys ALL look in at serious time. 1 guy got back 2 back 30yr sentences (beat a drug dealer with a 2x4 for having meth stuffed in a teddybear around a kid).. Another guy got 25yrs and 15yrs back 2 back for robbery, guy got total of 60 something years for running coke.. Indian guy who just flared out a15yr murder sentenced was back in for another murder... Bunch of ag-assaults... Another guy (actually a transgender person) who had been outta prison for a year after doing 13yrs flat was back in for selling 300lbs of meth.
You're around some people who d o. N o t. G I v e. A. F u c k.
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ever use a plastic fork, wire and toilet paper to make a lighter?
Why not just use lighters as lighters. Some of the most popular contraband in every jail/prison.
Or try this: Get three guys and sit on a bunk. All three guys must have their feet off the floor. Each guy must be holding one cigarette. Have one guy toss one cigarette on the floor, thereby making the bunk, a cigarette lighter.
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Why not just use lighters as lighters. Some of the most popular contraband in every jail/prison.
Or try this: Get three guys and sit on a bunk. All three guys must have their feet off the floor. Each guy must be holding one cigarette. Have one guy toss one cigarette on the floor, thereby making the bunk, a cigarette lighter.
hey heres a thought
fuck off
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Any regrets about what you did in there? Are you the same now that you are out? Honestly?
What I did in there? No.
I treated ppl fairly. In prison I ran a store, ran sports books, loan sharked, etc... If somebody owed money is be reasonable... If they were disrespectful (such as owing me $30 for 5weeks yet they're sitting across from me eating 2 extra cheeseburgers or smoked sausages) then things are different. Usually if I loaned somebody $10 and with interest they owe me $100, instead of beating them up and getting nothing.. I'd sell the debt for $50 and let than other guy do whatever he wanted....but id always be reasonable with them.
If I found out somebody was a child molestor or sex offender period of tell'em "pack your shit and get the fuck out. I'm goin to work and you should be gone when in get back".
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hey heres a thought
fuck off
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Dude was elbowing me constantly when playing basketball for a few days. I cut him some slack cuz he had fetal alcohol sun from or something but enough was enough.
Plus you gotta consider the enviroment. That unit in county jail had guys ALL look in at serious time. 1 guy got back 2 back 30yr sentences (beat a drug dealer with a 2x4 for having meth stuffed in a teddybear around a kid).. Another guy got 25yrs and 15yrs back 2 back for robbery, guy got total of 60 something years for running coke.. Indian guy who just flared out a15yr murder sentenced was back in for another murder... Bunch of ag-assaults... Another guy (actually a transgender person) who had been outta prison for a year after doing 13yrs flat was back in for selling 300lbs of meth.
You're around some people who d o. N o t. G I v e. A. F u c k.
Frightening.
What do you do if you are a regular guy in there on a regular charge? How do you survive with such animals? Just quiet and stay low, stay to yourself?
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What I did in there? No.
I treated ppl fairly. In prison I ran a store, ran sports books, loan sharked, etc... If somebody owed money is be reasonable... If they were disrespectful (such as owing me $30 for 5weeks yet they're sitting across from me eating 2 extra cheeseburgers or smoked sausages) then things are different. Usually if I loaned somebody $10 and with interest they owe me $100, instead of beating them up and getting nothing.. I'd sell the debt for $50 and let than other guy do whatever he wanted....but id always be reasonable with them.
If I found out somebody was a child molestor or sex offender period of tell'em "pack your shit and get the fuck out. I'm goin to work and you should be gone when in get back".
Harley Brighte here on GetBig (ms?) said men do not get raped in prison as often as rumored. What's your take on it, having been on the inside?
Also, I read it's not wise to get involved in debts, gambling, etc., as that leads to confrontation which leads to vengeance from other inmates. True/false. If so, why'd you engage in such illicit activity?
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Why not just use lighters as lighters. Some of the most popular contraband in every jail/prison.
Or try this: Get three guys and sit on a bunk. All three guys must have their feet off the floor. Each guy must be holding one cigarette. Have one guy toss one cigarette on the floor, thereby making the bunk, a cigarette lighter.
Lighters were rare.
Tobacco/chew used to come in via ppls assholes or guy a wrapped in balloons or packed inside handballs thrown over the fence.
There are other ways but not as common.
"Tailor" cigs were $8each whereas "pinners" cigs (top tobacco wrapped in bible paper) were $3.. Thumbnail of dip wrapped in a trashbag was $5 and lol more than double that was $10. You could pay $50 for a can worth of Grizzly dip and make $80 profit on it. Porn was huge too.. I'd pay $20 for a full mag from a guy who owed money.. Put packing tape over every page to "laminate it" and rent it out $5/hour.. After a while if cut out individual pics and sell'em for $3-5 a piece. And eventually the guys would end up owing me money and is get the pics back and resell them. Lol... I th I k lighters would go for about $15-20
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Gotcha ES. California pens always had lighters floating around. Came in from guards, visiting day visitors, camp inmates returning to the main yard, free-staff employees. Jails? Not so much.
At California pens not much gets "thrown over the wall." From the outer perimeter wall to the yard is never less than 100 yards and that includes double fences, towers, and cameras.
Glad you're out.
Happy New Year!
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Frightening.
What do you do if you are a regular guy in there on a regular charge? How do you survive with such animals? Just quiet and stay low, stay to yourself?
Pretty much. If you don't fuck with anybody nobody usually fucks with you. We could tell who "Joe regular" was and knew who wasn't cut out from the same cloth. Also if people knew or thought you didn't give a shit and could/would hurt'em bad, they wouldn't fuck with you. Prison was easy for me cuz like i said, in treated ppl fair, but they also knew I had a big crime (robbery, swat standoff, etc....) & I was big and could/would hurt somebody if I wanted to. I might've lost a fight, but the other person was getting hurt/embarrassed in the process. For instance a guy came up behind me and put a rear naked choke on me.. Didn't put me out but he wouldn't let go... So every time I walked past him if kick him in the stomach or back of the head with boots on (not in the face.. No marks) and eventually I choked him out, laid him down in the middle of the aisle and too his pants and boxers off. Guard walked by him doing rounds and just shook his head and kept on going... Guy wakes up laying naked from the waist down in front of everybody. Lol. Learned his lesson. (Guy was a sex offender btw.... Did that same thing multiple times btw. Got then point across. I was a legit mma guy who'd rolled with pan-am games medalists and I could hurt you if i wanted, but generally didn't. Nobody wants to wake up naked on the floor in prison.)
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Gotcha ES. California pens always had lighters floating around. Came in from guards, visiting day visitors, camp inmates returning to the main yard, free-staff employees. Jails? Not so much.
At California pens not much gets "thrown over the wall." From the outer perimeter wall to the yard is never less than 100 yards and that includes double fences, towers, and cameras.
Glad your out.
Happy New Year!
Thanks buddy. Don't miss it at all, but when you're in u just kinda roll with it. Before you know it 60months have passed and you're amazed at all the colors in the refrigerators at am/pm. Lol
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HAHA! How about that first walk through a real grocery store? The smells, the colors, every girl's perfume.
60 months? Short timer. Actually 60 months will get your attention.
Don't go back. The novelty wears off.
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Pretty much. If you don't fuck with anybody nobody usually fucks with you. We could tell who "Joe regular" was and knew who wasn't cut out from the same cloth. Also if people knew or thought you didn't give a shit and could/would hurt'em bad, they wouldn't fuck with you. Prison was easy for me cuz like i said, in treated ppl fair, but they also knew I had a big crime (robbery, swat standoff, etc....) & I was big and could/would hurt somebody if I wanted to. I might've lost a fight, but the other person was getting hurt/embarrassed in the process. For instance a guy came up behind me and put a rear naked choke on me.. Didn't put me out but he wouldn't let go... So every time I walked past him if kick him in the stomach or back of the head with boots on (not in the face.. No marks) and eventually I choked him out, laid him down in the middle of the aisle and too his pants and boxers off. Guard walked by him doing rounds and just shook his head and kept on going... Guy wakes up laying naked from the waist down in front of everybody. Lol. Learned his lesson. (Guy was a sex offender btw.... Did that same thing multiple times btw. Got then point across. I was a legit mma guy who'd rolled with pan-am games medalists and I could hurt you if i wanted, but generally didn't. Nobody wants to wake up naked on the floor in prison.)
Damn. How about the rape stuff? What's the deal there?
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Damn. How about the rape stuff? What's the deal there?
Rarely happened where i was.
There's plenty of gay guys in prison who'd sell their ass.
I suppose rape is more of a power/dominince thing... Like how I'd choke a guy out and remove his pants so he'd wake up embarrassed.... But I never knew any guys who got raped or raped anybody. If anybody tried to rape me they'd be dead, and I think thats true for most guys in there, including"joe average".
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Rarely happened where i was.
There's plenty of gay guys in prison who'd sell their ass.
I suppose rape is more of a power/dominince thing... Like how I'd choke a guy out and remove his pants so he'd wake up embarrassed.... But I never knew any guys who got raped or raped anybody. If anybody tried to rape me they'd be dead, and I think thats true for most guys in there, including"joe average".
How do you make your living now? Is it hard to get work with your background?
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How do you make your living now? Is it hard to get work with your background?
I'm a producer/supplier... Also personal trainer/sports nutritionist. Been doing this professionally now for 17yrs. Really can't beat experience/knowledge even with my background, even though I check "no" to felonies. Even if they find out, which they have, I've never been fired for it.
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Worst thing is the smell of piss and cigarettes. And freezing in winter and stuffy and too hot in summer. Here at least.
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Worst thing is the smell of piss and cigarettes. And freezing in winter and stuffy and too hot in summer. Here at least.
Smelled like bleach where i was. Lol.
They'd turn the water temp down in the winter and up in the summer so we wouldn't shower too long. Summer it was super humid where i was. So humid there'd be water dripping down the walls. Youd shower, towel off and by the timenyoure back to your bunk youre covered in sweat. 100+ degrees outside and 95%+ humidity. So it'd be 110+ inside with the showers running... And they'd charge $30 for a fan. I always got mine black market and paid $5 for them and sandpapered serial numbers off lol. Only got 2 confiscated. In the winter had to wake up at 5am and walk 300yards through 2ft of snow to get meds (t4 and klonopin till I got caught selling them.. Then just t4)
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Cork prison hadnt even flushable toilets in cells until two years ago.
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What state and units/facilities were you in?