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I was doing 110mph in the Camaro this morning when the lights started flashing and I saw the state trooper behind me in the Dodge Charger. I am fairly well connected and can make tickets go away with a phone call, so I'm calm cool and collected and I pull over. I'm looking out the side view mirror and I see the state trooper is a hot Latina chick with big titties, small waist and a wide set of hips. She gets to my window, lifts her sunglasses and does a double take of me, as I was wearing a tight t-shirt. She smiles and licks her lips and says "So I see you work out...like alot." I just kind of shrug and smile. "Handsome devil, too" she remarked. "Now your license and registration please". I hand them to her and she walks back to her car. In the mirror I can see that fat J-Lo ass sashaying back and forth. So I just sit and chill for a while, then she comes back and says "as you know you were speeding excessively, and I'm going to have to give you this", and tosses a pink thong on my lap, and walks away. I instinctively pull the thong towards me and smother my face in it. I smelled the body lotion and wet pussy, and I realized she had just taken them off! Just then she pulls up next to the Camaro, lowers her passenger window and says "see you around, Mister Muscles", then she winks and takes off. I must say the progressive resistance program I intitated all those years ago is still paying dividends, just like Mr. Weider said it would.
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Best "new" poster not just of 2016 but maybe the last 3-5 years
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Wow, so many cool things happen to you. We all cannot wait to hear your next adventure.
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW WWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
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ps - Happy New Year Tunza ;)
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Best part of story is camaro hahahah.
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inspiring as always!
i just keep on keeping on, doing what im doing, hitting that gym 3 times a week and dream about stuff like that happening to me sooner rather than later.
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i just feel like that story could be in a blues song
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I was doing 110mph in the Camaro this morning when the lights started flashing and I saw the state trooper behind me in the Dodge Charger. I am fairly well connected and can make tickets go away with a phone call, so I'm calm cool and collected and I pull over. I'm looking out the side view mirror and I see the state trooper is a hot Latina chick with big titties, small waist and a wide set of hips. She gets to my window, lifts her sunglasses and does a double take of me, as I was wearing a tight t-shirt. She smiles and licks her lips and says "So I see you work out...like alot." I just kind of shrug and smile. "Handsome devil, too" she remarked. "Now your license and registration please". I hand them to her and she walks back to her car. In the mirror I can see that fat J-Lo ass sashaying back and forth. So I just sit and chill for a while, then she comes back and says "as you know you were speeding excessively, and I'm going to have to give you this", and tosses a pink thong on my lap, and walks away. I instinctively pull the thong towards me and smother my face in it. I smelled the body lotion and wet pussy, and I realized she had just taken them off! Just then she pulls up next to the Camaro, lowers her passenger window and says "see you around, Mister Muscles", then she winks and takes off. I must say the progressive resistance program I intitated all those years ago is still paying dividends, just like Mr. Weider said it would.
Ha!!!! Gold
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i just feel like that story could be in a blues song
I bet you do, since you wrote it. ::)
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I bet you do, since you wrote it. ::)
i've written some stories and theyre nothing like that, my life just isnt that exciting, and im pretty sure thats because im ratherbebig and not alreadybig
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inspiring as always!
i just keep on keeping on, doing what im doing, hitting that gym 3 times a week and dream about stuff like that happening to me sooner rather than later.
Bro fuck that three day a week shit. You need to start doing a Weider Six Day Double Split utilizing a couple of clutch Weider Principles including The Weider Pyramid Principle and The Weider Principle Of Peak Contraction.
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Bro fuck that three day a week shit. You need to start doing a Weider Six Day Double Split utilizing a couple of clutch Weider Principles including The Weider Pyramid Principle and The Weider Principle Of Peak Contraction.
i hear you im just not sure im ready for that. let me stick to my three times a week program for a couple more months then i will be following the weider principles to the key
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i hear you im just not sure im ready for that. let me stick to my three times a week program for a couple more months then i will be following the weider principles to the key
Okay, as long as you don't mind being small this summer. Personally this is going to be a banner year for me.
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Weirder principles hahahah you fucking weirdos are pretty funny.
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"see you around, Mister Muscles" ;D ;D
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Potential poster of the year 2017
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i believe this story completely. 110 mph. very believable
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Love camaro's. Also love le baron's.
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i believe this story completely. 110 mph. very believable
A camaro can do 110mph. Whats your problemo " Don " ?
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I was doing 110mph in the Camaro this morning when the lights started flashing and I saw the state trooper behind me in the Dodge Charger. I am fairly well connected and can make tickets go away with a phone call, so I'm calm cool and collected and I pull over. I'm looking out the side view mirror and I see the state trooper is a hot Latina chick with big titties, small waist and a wide set of hips. She gets to my window, lifts her sunglasses and does a double take of me, as I was wearing a tight t-shirt. She smiles and licks her lips and says "So I see you work out...like alot." I just kind of shrug and smile. "Handsome devil, too" she remarked. "Now your license and registration please". I hand them to her and she walks back to her car. In the mirror I can see that fat J-Lo ass sashaying back and forth. So I just sit and chill for a while, then she comes back and says "as you know you were speeding excessively, and I'm going to have to give you this", and tosses a pink thong on my lap, and walks away. I instinctively pull the thong towards me and smother my face in it. I smelled the body lotion and wet pussy, and I realized she had just taken them off! Just then she pulls up next to the Camaro, lowers her passenger window and says "see you around, Mister Muscles", then she winks and takes off. I must say the progressive resistance program I intitated all those years ago is still paying dividends, just like Mr. Weider said it would.
TUNZA ... YOU ARE MY HERO !!! ;D
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Looks like "Tunza" only wears his blue apron and construction boots when driving.
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damn tuna you da man
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Okay, as long as you don't mind being small this summer. Personally this is going to be a banner year for me.
and that banner is titled " Tunza Muscle in 2017"
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I also like the version where you get pulled over for speeding, and you let the officer off with a warning. ::)
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Best gimmick since Security 1.
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I was doing 110mph in the Camaro this morning when the lights started flashing and I saw the state trooper behind me in the Dodge Charger. I am fairly well connected and can make tickets go away with a phone call, so I'm calm cool and collected and I pull over. I'm looking out the side view mirror and I see the state trooper is a hot Latina chick with big titties, small waist and a wide set of hips. She gets to my window, lifts her sunglasses and does a double take of me, as I was wearing a tight t-shirt. She smiles and licks her lips and says "So I see you work out...like alot." I just kind of shrug and smile. "Handsome devil, too" she remarked. "Now your license and registration please". I hand them to her and she walks back to her car. In the mirror I can see that fat J-Lo ass sashaying back and forth. So I just sit and chill for a while, then she comes back and says "as you know you were speeding excessively, and I'm going to have to give you this", and tosses a pink thong on my lap, and walks away. I instinctively pull the thong towards me and smother my face in it. I smelled the body lotion and wet pussy, and I realized she had just taken them off! Just then she pulls up next to the Camaro, lowers her passenger window and says "see you around, Mister Muscles", then she winks and takes off. I must say the progressive resistance program I intitated all those years ago is still paying dividends, just like Mr. Weider said it would.
Translation:
I was dressed up in my favorite Latina drag queen outfit.
I was pulled over for having smoke pouring out the tailpipe of my 1993 Chrysler LeBaron.
Trying to get out of the ticket, I offered the cop a BJ.
The cop figured WTF and he skull fuked me behind a trash dumpster.
He blew a load and I gagged on tunza cum in my mouth.
Happy NY
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Wow, so many cool things happen to you. We all cannot wait to hear your next adventure.
::)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW WWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Here is a better one in 13 installments...
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Dont spoil the fun biatch
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LOL!!!!
Great post! I love the posts of "Tunza Muscle"!
;D ;D ;D
Best "new" poster not just of 2016 but maybe the last 3-5 years
Great post!
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LOL!!!!
Great post! I love the posts of "Tunza Muscle"!
;D ;D ;D
Great post!
hey are you gonna suck tunzas dick again tonight you stupid jew fuck?
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I was doing 110mph in the Camaro this morning when the lights started flashing and I saw the state trooper behind me in the Dodge Charger. I am fairly well connected and can make tickets go away with a phone call, so I'm calm cool and collected and I pull over. I'm looking out the side view mirror and I see the state trooper is a hot Latina chick with big titties, small waist and a wide set of hips. She gets to my window, lifts her sunglasses and does a double take of me, as I was wearing a tight t-shirt. She smiles and licks her lips and says "So I see you work out...like alot." I just kind of shrug and smile. "Handsome devil, too" she remarked. "Now your license and registration please". I hand them to her and she walks back to her car. In the mirror I can see that fat J-Lo ass sashaying back and forth. So I just sit and chill for a while, then she comes back and says "as you know you were speeding excessively, and I'm going to have to give you this", and tosses a pink thong on my lap, and walks away. I instinctively pull the thong towards me and smother my face in it. I smelled the body lotion and wet pussy, and I realized she had just taken them off! Just then she pulls up next to the Camaro, lowers her passenger window and says "see you around, Mister Muscles", then she winks and takes off. I must say the progressive resistance program I intitated all those years ago is still paying dividends, just like Mr. Weider said it would.
Do you know what a paragraph is?
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hey are you gonna suck tunzas dick again tonight you stupid jew fuck?
Only metaphorically.
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I was doing 110mph in the Camaro this morning when the lights started flashing and I saw the state trooper behind me in the Dodge Charger. I am fairly well connected and can make tickets go away with a phone call, so I'm calm cool and collected and I pull over. I'm looking out the side view mirror and I see the state trooper is a hot Latina chick with big titties, small waist and a wide set of hips. She gets to my window, lifts her sunglasses and does a double take of me, as I was wearing a tight t-shirt. She smiles and licks her lips and says "So I see you work out...like alot." I just kind of shrug and smile. "Handsome devil, too" she remarked. "Now your license and registration please". I hand them to her and she walks back to her car. In the mirror I can see that fat J-Lo ass sashaying back and forth. So I just sit and chill for a while, then she comes back and says "as you know you were speeding excessively, and I'm going to have to give you this", and tosses a pink thong on my lap, and walks away. I instinctively pull the thong towards me and smother my face in it. I smelled the body lotion and wet pussy, and I realized she had just taken them off! Just then she pulls up next to the Camaro, lowers her passenger window and says "see you around, Mister Muscles", then she winks and takes off. I must say the progressive resistance program I intitated all those years ago is still paying dividends, just like Mr. Weider said it would.
post workout routine and diet please!
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