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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Yamcha on January 04, 2017, 04:09:21 AM
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"When searching for Gary Oldman on the internet, make sure to never leave out the 'r'."
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and if you do....
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At a bodybuilding show sit at the back in the dark section, when men in thong start posing do not take out your penis in case somebody sees simply put your hands in your pants and do your thing.
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Surly to bed & surly to rise.
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If you don't use it you lose it.
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and if you do....
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creepy
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I dick in the hand is worth less than a dick in two bushes.
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Men age like wine.
Women age like milk. (this was told to me while I was tending bar way back in the day).
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Men age like wine.
Women age like milk. (this was told to me while I was tending bar way back in the day).
kinda reminds me of a time when i was filling in for a fitness trainer friend of mine at a very exclusive health club, full of rich snobby @ssholes, and i mentioned something about assuming something
so he took a pen and paper and wrote "ass/u/me" and he said that when you assume you make an ass out of you and of me
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when you search for cock on the internet, make sure you dont accidentely type rock
(http://academic.emporia.edu/aberjame/garden/rock06.jpg)
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If your family name is Hunt , don't name your kid Mike.
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;)You butt must be broken with that big crack in the middle. or He who smelt it, dealt it.
Ok, here's some serious wisdom:
1. There are more married, then happy.
2. Men marry women and hope they won't change and they do.
Woman marry men hoping they will change and they don't.
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In the locker room of life, never take your socks off last.
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and if you do....
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lolz
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Every living creature on Earth will die alone
What other people think of me is none of my business
No matter how smoking hot she is, there's a guy out there that is sick of fucking her
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Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
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"bigmc is a ginger twink Report to Mod crybaby"
-The Entire World
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"Walter envies those who are able to do what he won't do; to let himself free from the closet he has barricaded himself in"- PrimeAnus
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"Walter envies those who are able to do what he won't do; to let himself free from the closet he has barricaded himself in"- PrimeAnus
Awwww, the nutsack hanger doesn't know where to turn. No asshairs to hang off like the piece of shit dingleberry he is.
The lame fucking copycat and his shitty photoshops. Catch aids, then cancer phaggot.
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How to be wise: think of something stupid and don't say it.
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There's a fine line between hyphenated words.
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Skip over reading all Howard posts...
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"I don't take kindly to disrespect. Not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in line at Walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners...anywhere.
People talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.
Spent many years in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most people here in the 'real world' aren't ready for what could happen...and run their mouths like the world is a make-believe cartoon. Despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying the bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.
The guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. If you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day."
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"I don't take kindly to disrespect. Not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in line at Walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners...anywhere.
People talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.
Spent many years in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most people here in the 'real world' aren't ready for what could happen...and run their mouths like the world is a make-believe cartoon. Despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying the bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.
The guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. If you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day."
Pithy as fuck.
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Never ask shizzo if he want's a drink.
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Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.
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Hard work always pays off later but laziness pays off now.
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It's 5:00 somewhere.
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Awwww, the nutsack hanger doesn't know where to turn. No asshairs to hang off like the piece of shit dingleberry he is.
The lame fucking copycat and his shitty photoshops. Catch aids, then cancer phaggot.
Time to make another thread
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"I don't take kindly to disrespect. Not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in line at Walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners...anywhere.
People talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.
Spent many years in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most people here in the 'real world' aren't ready for what could happen...and run their mouths like the world is a make-believe cartoon. Despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying the bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.
The guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. If you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day."
Who originally posted this? Was this their own words?
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Who originally posted this? Was this their own words?
ESFitness I believe
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if you go to bed with an itchy ass, you will wake up with a smelly finger.
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one in the stink and two in the pink.
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Hey, you gotta have goals.
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Time to make another thread
I guess for an AIDS ridden retarded phaggot like you, that would be considered a wise saying.
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Apprentice: "Master, I want to become a famous sculptor. What should I do?”
Master: “Well, tell me, what kind of a statue would you like to make?”
Apprentice: “More than anything else, I would like to sculpt a beautiful elephant.”
Master: “Fine. Here is some marble, a mallet, and a chisel. All you have to do now is carve away everything that does not look like a beautiful elephant.”
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I guess for an AIDS ridden retarded phaggot like you, that would be considered a wise saying.
:-*All your talk, yet still no pic to back your shit up, the competition physique and fleet of cars, as you claim
If you post that, you may get back the respect you lost here.
with your current words, even groink is a better poster than you because at least he posted pics and was not a chicken shit
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1. Liar Priest chilidogged booty.
2. They should spank black kids harder in schools; they've tried everything else.
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Never trust a man who won't drink a beer
Never trust a man who wears a hairpiece
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Never trust a man who won't drink a beer
Never trust a man who wears a hairpiece
So don't trust Bob Chiccerello?
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Never log onto GetBig when you have drank too much and just experimented with Cock for the first time- Shizzo
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Never log onto GetBig - Shizzo
fixed
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never trust a black person.
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never trust a black person.
Or A Muslim.
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Give a migrant a fish, and you'll feed him for the day.
Deport him, and you'll keep the local girls from getting raped.
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"It is good to meet woman in Park, but better to park meat in woman."
-Confucious
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Give a migrant a fish, and you'll feed him for the day.
Deport him, and you'll keep the local girls from getting raped.
this
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It's okay to prick your finger.
But don't finger your prick.
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Give a migrant a fish, and you'll feed him for the day.
Build him a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set him on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.