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Title: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Darren Avey on January 05, 2017, 08:41:35 AM
Im round an aquantainces house and his 3 year old is running round. Telling his mum and dad what to do, even telling me what to do. Mum you don't wash up like that, dad you shouldn't put those shoes on, telling me I don't tie my tie right. Ordering his dad not to answer the phone when it rang! Ordering the tv channel changed to something he liked. Fucking little shit.

I'm out of here soon, why would you want to have this all the time? I want to crush this kid like hes one of my "Captains of Crush" grippers.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 05, 2017, 08:42:52 AM
When you stick your pee pee into a girls wee wee some goop comes out and a baby is made.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Yamcha on January 05, 2017, 08:44:53 AM
14!
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Darren Avey on January 05, 2017, 08:45:07 AM
When you stick your pee pee into a girls wee wee some goop comes out and a baby is made.

Really? I thought Santa brought them?
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: WannaBePro on January 05, 2017, 08:46:02 AM
Pass on your genes, keep the human race going, have someone there who loves you unconditionally when you're old, sick and frail. Assuming you raise your kids right, you'll have a good experience. If you're a shit parent, you'll have brats for kids who yell at you and "tell you what to do," as you put it. If you have a feeling that you'll be a shit parent, please refrain from rawdogging or at least make sure she's on the pill.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Yamcha on January 05, 2017, 08:47:13 AM
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 05, 2017, 08:50:26 AM
Really? I thought Santa brought them?

I believe you mean the Stork.

(http://img13.deviantart.net/15b6/i/2015/053/f/7/stork_with_baby_by_marioara08-d4spvvc.jpg)

but with PETA and modern technology they now use drones

(http://www.johnlund.com/Images/Drone-Delivering-Baby.jpg)
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Jizmonkey on January 05, 2017, 08:50:55 AM
That's what 3 year olds are like.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 05, 2017, 08:53:01 AM
Im round an aquantainces house and his 3 year old is running round. Telling his mum and dad what to do, even telling me what to do. Mum you don't wash up like that, dad you shouldn't put those shoes on, telling me I don't tie my tie right. Ordering his dad not to answer the phone when it rang! Ordering the tv channel changed to something he liked. Fucking little shit.

I'm out of here soon, why would you want to have this all the time? I want to crush this kid like hes one of my "Captains of Crush" grippers.

Pretty sure that same question has been asked of your parents a few times.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Man of Steel on January 05, 2017, 08:53:07 AM
This question is akin to the "why do men get married?" or "why do people believe in God?"

No answer given by those that are married, parents or believers will be ever be sufficient, adequately studied, fully understood or even acknowledged by those that have made up their mind on all things marriage, kids or God.

A legit answer isn't being sought....verbally highfive'ing others that agree with you is the goal.

Sidenote, please don't turn this into a religion thread based on my comments here...it was a common example and nothing more....I won't discuss or acknowledge comments on religion on these boards anymore.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: SuperTed on January 05, 2017, 08:53:26 AM
Pass on your genes

If Darren Avey is who he claims, then it's best that his genes don't get passed on.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on January 05, 2017, 08:56:13 AM
Im round an aquantainces house and his 3 year old is running round. Telling his mum and dad what to do, even telling me what to do. Mum you don't wash up like that, dad you shouldn't put those shoes on, telling me I don't tie my tie right. Ordering his dad not to answer the phone when it rang! Ordering the tv channel changed to something he liked. Fucking little shit.

I'm out of here soon, why would you want to have this all the time? I want to crush this kid like hes one of my "Captains of Crush" grippers.

I wish your mom had the same thoughts as you do then you would not exist and we would not have to read your shitty threads.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Skeeter on January 05, 2017, 08:56:48 AM
Im round an aquantainces house and his 3 year old is running round. Telling his mum and dad what to do, even telling me what to do. Mum you don't wash up like that, dad you shouldn't put those shoes on, telling me I don't tie my tie right. Ordering his dad not to answer the phone when it rang! Ordering the tv channel changed to something he liked. Fucking little shit.

I'm out of here soon, why would you want to have this all the time? I want to crush this kid like hes one of my "Captains of Crush" grippers.

Every species on the planet reproduces and you have to ask this question.  ::)
The world will be better off if you don't have kids.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Fallsview on January 05, 2017, 09:02:17 AM
Sonnet 12 sums this up best. Immortality.


SONNET 12

When I do count the clock that tells the time,
And see the brave day sunk in hideous night;
When I behold the violet past prime,
And sable curls all silver'd o'er with white;
When lofty trees I see barren of leaves
Which erst from heat did canopy the herd,
And summer's green all girded up in sheaves
Borne on the bier with white and bristly beard,
Then of thy beauty do I question make,
That thou among the wastes of time must go,
Since sweets and beauties do themselves forsake
And die as fast as they see others grow;
   And nothing 'gainst Time's scythe can make defence
   Save breed, to brave him when he takes thee hence.




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Nether Animal on January 05, 2017, 10:00:53 AM
Kids hate me, and thankfully I hate kids too. Not for me, but thankfully I don't have to worry about accidentally becoming a father or anything anyway.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Rudee on January 05, 2017, 10:11:49 AM
The joys of Motherhood. 

Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Howard on January 05, 2017, 11:07:37 AM
I wish your mom had the same thoughts as you do then you would not exist and we would not have to read your shitty threads.

I'm just glad my mom didn't sneak out of the hospital, left me and pretend  I wasn't her kid. ;)
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Howard on January 05, 2017, 11:08:29 AM
Pass on your genes, keep the human race going, have someone there who loves you unconditionally when you're old, sick and frail. Assuming you raise your kids right, you'll have a good experience. If you're a shit parent, you'll have brats for kids who yell at you and "tell you what to do," as you put it. If you have a feeling that you'll be a shit parent, please refrain from rawdogging or at least make sure she's on the pill.

Sums up all sides of the issue ,quite  well.
Nothing to add.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: light weight baby on January 05, 2017, 11:18:34 AM
same reason why ppl buy puppies i suppose

looks cute and adorable

then turns into a monster
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: CalvinH on January 05, 2017, 11:20:28 AM
I believe you mean the Stork.

(http://img13.deviantart.net/15b6/i/2015/053/f/7/stork_with_baby_by_marioara08-d4spvvc.jpg)

but with PETA and modern technology they now use drones

(http://www.johnlund.com/Images/Drone-Delivering-Baby.jpg)


Stork must have banged Joons mom for that nose.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: light weight baby on January 05, 2017, 11:20:44 AM
also i think it's mostly something women desperately want, and men just go along with it and do some mental gymnastics on the issue
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: WannaBePro on January 05, 2017, 11:27:07 AM
also i think it's mostly something women desperately want, and men just go along with it and do some mental gymnastics on the issue

I thought that for a long time, too. But since I started dating my gf, she's the first person I've been with that I thought "wow, she'd make a great mother" and now I'm warming up to the idea of possibly having kids in the next few years. Trust me, the last thing I wanted was kids before I started dating her. My last gf and I agreed not to ever have kids unless it was accidental (and we made damn sure that accident wasn't gonna happen). But I also thought she'd make a horrible mother, as she was very career driven and not a very caring person.
I think if you have a "good team," kids shouldn't be a burden. If even one of the parents isn't ready, then forcing it will just make things worse.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: light weight baby on January 05, 2017, 11:36:44 AM
I thought that for a long time, too. But since I started dating my gf, she's the first person I've been with that I thought "wow, she'd make a great mother" and now I'm warming up to the idea of possibly having kids in the next few years. Trust me, the last thing I wanted was kids before I started dating her. My last gf and I agreed not to ever have kids unless it was accidental (and we made damn sure that accident wasn't gonna happen). But I also thought she'd make a horrible mother, as she was very career driven and not a very caring person.
I think if you have a "good team," kids shouldn't be a burden. If even one of the parents isn't ready, then forcing it will just make things worse.
it's usually women who have nothing going that "make a great mother"

Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: WannaBePro on January 05, 2017, 11:40:09 AM
it's usually women who have nothing going that "make a great mother"



I guess you can look at it that way. I look at it as her taking good care of my offspring while I bring home the bacon. I can't say I'd be disappointed if things work out this way. Maybe its the combination of me getting older and finding someone who's actually a decent caring person, but I've been way more open to kids lately  than ever.
Don't get me wrong, if I had one with my ex by accident, I'd take care of the kid and love them regardless. It would just be tough knowing what my ex is like. An emotional robot.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Primemuscle on January 05, 2017, 11:40:28 AM
Im round an aquantainces house and his 3 year old is running round. Telling his mum and dad what to do, even telling me what to do. Mum you don't wash up like that, dad you shouldn't put those shoes on, telling me I don't tie my tie right. Ordering his dad not to answer the phone when it rang! Ordering the tv channel changed to something he liked. Fucking little shit.

I'm out of here soon, why would you want to have this all the time? I want to crush this kid like hes one of my "Captains of Crush" grippers.

There must be something wrong with the parents that they apparently aren't doing anything about this. Just think what this 3 year old will be like when he's 15 or 16. It's a parents job to teach their children proper behavior.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 05, 2017, 11:44:36 AM
Pass on your genes, keep the human race going, have someone there who loves you unconditionally when you're old, sick and frail. Assuming you raise your kids right, you'll have a good experience. If you're a shit parent, you'll have brats for kids who yell at you and "tell you what to do," as you put it. If you have a feeling that you'll be a shit parent, please refrain from rawdogging or at least make sure she's on the pill.

many people don't have genes that are worth passing on so i don't understand why they would want to pass on their genes

why do fat, ugly, and stupid people want to give their genes to somebody else?

not sure about the part about someone loving you when you're old sick and frail, ever go to a funeral for a old person that was so weak they couldn't even wipe their ass?  the family is relieved they're dead

E



Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 05, 2017, 11:44:52 AM
People have children in a vain attempt to "live on".  They are scared and uncomfortable with the idea of being dead.  It's all ego driven.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: light weight baby on January 05, 2017, 11:45:45 AM
I guess you can look at it that way. I look at it as her taking good care of my offspring while I bring home the bacon. I can't say I'd be disappointed if things work out this way. Maybe its the combination of me getting older and finding someone who's actually a decent caring person, but I've been way more open to kids lately  than ever.
Don't get me wrong, if I had one with my ex by accident, I'd take care of the kid and love them regardless. It would just be tough knowing what my ex is like. An emotional robot.
beta provider mode: on

got zero respect for you now
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Henda on January 05, 2017, 11:50:40 AM
Kids are something you don't understand till you have them, I never wanted kids either but it happened and you realise all the shit you thought you ever felt for any lass is absolutley nothing compared to what you feel for your kids, you care so much for their welfare and happiness you'd give up anything for them and love them more than anything even when they are being proper little shits which all kids do at times
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Tennisballz on January 05, 2017, 11:55:17 AM
A lot of people like the crazy busy life of having kids as weird as it may sound.  I think most people would prefer the life of a parent over the single "aesthetic life".  But there are way too many people having kids who shouldn't be.  I think every one should be fixed when they are born and be required to go through an application process to have children.  Stupid horny teenagers should by default never be able to have kids.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Howard on January 05, 2017, 11:57:48 AM
The joys of Motherhood. 



Wannabee mothers don't focus on the 90% of raising kids that sucks .
They only focus on holiday scenes and fun birthday parties.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: WannaBePro on January 05, 2017, 12:11:56 PM
beta provider mode: on

got zero respect for you now

However will I go on?  ;D
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: WannaBePro on January 05, 2017, 12:14:57 PM
many people don't have genes that are worth passing on so i don't understand why they would want to pass on their genes

why do fat, ugly, and stupid people want to give their genes to somebody else?

not sure about the part about someone loving you when you're old sick and frail, ever go to a funeral for a old person that was so weak they couldn't even wipe their ass?  the family is relieved they're dead

E





I guess if you're a dick in life, people will just be waiting for you to kick the bucket. I'd like to think that I'm a pretty loving person who will be missed by my family. Anything is possible though. Plus, I don't plan on being alive long enough to not be able to wipe my own ass. And if I do live that long, I'll hire a nurse to do it and will never force my children through that hell (just as I would never want to do it for either of my parents, no matter how much I love them).
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: residue on January 05, 2017, 12:16:42 PM
board full of supposed narcissists cant understand why people would want kids? gimmicks outed
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Hack Benchers on January 05, 2017, 12:34:04 PM
There must be something wrong with the parents that they apparently aren't doing anything about this. Just think what this 3 year old will be like when he's 15 or 16. It's a parents job to teach their children proper behavior.
Prime, I have 3 kids and I agree with you the parents are most likely to blame for this kid behaviour as described by the OP. On the other hand sometimes kids are just born terrors, pure genetics, pure dna of wich upbringing can do only so much to suppress/alter this. You know what I mean.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Primemuscle on January 05, 2017, 12:35:10 PM
many people don't have genes that are worth passing on so i don't understand why they would want to pass on their genes

why do fat, ugly, and stupid people want to give their genes to somebody else?

not sure about the part about someone loving you when you're old sick and frail, ever go to a funeral for a old person that was so weak they couldn't even wipe their ass?  the family is relieved they're dead

E


My grown children are better looking than either my wife or I ever were. Gene passing is a risky business. Sometimes you have success and sometimes it's a failure.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Victor Venice Beach on January 05, 2017, 12:42:17 PM
However will I go on?  ;D
Haha thats Gold brah  :D
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Victor Venice Beach on January 05, 2017, 12:44:56 PM
Kids hate me, and thankfully I hate kids too. Not for me, but thankfully I don't have to worry about accidentally becoming a father or anything anyway.
Why is that brah? Why the hate?
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on January 05, 2017, 12:46:48 PM
I guess if you're a dick in life, people will just be waiting for you to kick the bucket. I'd like to think that I'm a pretty loving person who will be missed by my family. Anything is possible though. Plus, I don't plan on being alive long enough to not be able to wipe my own ass. And if I do live that long, I'll hire a nurse to do it and will never force my children through that hell (just as I would never want to do it for either of my parents, no matter how much I love them).

Life is about greed when you are dead your kids will just fight over the money you left behind
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: light weight baby on January 05, 2017, 12:48:03 PM
Life is about greed when you are dead your kids will just fight over the money you left behind
that's right

me and my siblings are going to go to war
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: residue on January 05, 2017, 12:52:35 PM
There must be something wrong with the parents that they apparently aren't doing anything about this. Just think what this 3 year old will be like when he's 15 or 16. It's a parents job to teach their children proper behavior.

pick your poison; my parents(granted they were hippies) had only 2 rule in the house, don't let your grades slip and don't be rude.
 
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Primemuscle on January 05, 2017, 02:11:19 PM
Life is about greed when you are dead your kids will just fight over the money you left behind

I'm making sure that doesn't happen by enjoying what I have now. The few hundred thousand they'll get could cause some grief, but I doubt it. I've kept my kids informed about their inheritance all along. One way to help insure one's wishes are kept is to set up a living trust. I need to get on this.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 05, 2017, 02:48:58 PM
I guess if you're a dick in life, people will just be waiting for you to kick the bucket. I'd like to think that I'm a pretty loving person who will be missed by my family. Anything is possible though. Plus, I don't plan on being alive long enough to not be able to wipe my own ass. And if I do live that long, I'll hire a nurse to do it and will never force my children through that hell (just as I would never want to do it for either of my parents, no matter how much I love them).

it doesn't mean they loved you less

it means when you get to the point that a large part of their life is taking care of you, they will think both you and them will be better off with you being dead

people always say "i want somebody to be there to take care of me when i'm old", fact is NOBODY wants to do that and that's no way for you or your kids to live

E

Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Simple Simon on January 05, 2017, 02:50:07 PM
Life is about greed when you are dead your kids will just fight over the money you left behind
if you leave behind money when you die thats bad planning...
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 05, 2017, 02:51:50 PM
My grown children are better looking than either my wife or I ever were. Gene passing is a risky business. Sometimes you have success and sometimes it's a failure.

maybe your mailman was a handsome guy...

E
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 05, 2017, 05:06:24 PM
There must be something wrong with the parents that they apparently aren't doing anything about this. Just think what this 3 year old will be like when he's 15 or 16. It's a parents job to teach their children proper behavior.

2017.  There's always some 'diagnosis.'  A vague non-disproveable psychological complex, disorder, or an -itis of some kind.  Really?  Because it looks like a raptor testing the integrity of the electric fence to me.

In summation: They have them to provide others with a no-fault breakup excuse, and they are purpose built for the task.  Kids r grate.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Pet shop boys on January 05, 2017, 07:31:48 PM
So they can all dress alike and send you a postcard in Christmas   


WoooSHHHHHHHH BE YE KE
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Eric2 on January 05, 2017, 07:41:53 PM
Im round an aquantainces house and his 3 year old is running round. Telling his mum and dad what to do, even telling me what to do. Mum you don't wash up like that, dad you shouldn't put those shoes on, telling me I don't tie my tie right. Ordering his dad not to answer the phone when it rang! Ordering the tv channel changed to something he liked. Fucking little shit.

I'm out of here soon, why would you want to have this all the time? I want to crush this kid like hes one of my "Captains of Crush" grippers.

Sounds like the best part of you spilled out of your mom's ass crack ran down her leg and left a brown stain on the mattress.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: jr on January 05, 2017, 08:52:31 PM
They have children in the hopes that they can become pro bodybuilders when they grow up, bringing much respect and admiration to the family.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids?
Post by: Core on January 05, 2017, 09:01:17 PM
Darren are you in the UK? I lived in the UK for a few years and I have to say the kids there were by far the worst behaved little devils I'd ever seen. Seriously, that country is beyond fucked if its future generations mimic current trends. I'm in Cuckanada now, and the kids here are totally different. Very compliant for the most part. But is that a surprise? Canadians have no identity or spirit. Shit most of them don't even have emotions.

Why do people have kids? It's simple. Because we're supposed to. Stop being such a fucking pussy and man up and have some kids with a nice white girl. You want to be outbred into extinction? That is where we are heading if white birth rates continue to decline combined with the importation of third world trash into our once beautiful countries.

Have some kids, suffer for a few years for the greater good of your people for gods sake.