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Title: A reason to workout?
Post by: Howard on January 10, 2017, 11:18:49 AM
I'll get straight to the point.
Since I hung up my posing thong 20 yrs ago, I've gradually lost motivation to workout.
Now, I'm fatter, older and a bigger pussy when it comes to lifting in the gym.

Worse still, unlike Go4it or LtWtbaby, etc, I don't give a FUK.
Like a complete fuktard, I prefer cardio now to lifting and mostly use machines .



Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Kwon on January 10, 2017, 11:19:31 AM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/88424be486592360206d76772c0354bb/tumblr_oja5av9uwC1u2cvdqo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Weedlejuice on January 10, 2017, 11:31:58 AM
I'll get straight to the point.
Since I hung up my posing thong 20 yrs ago, I've gradually lost motivation to workout.
Now, I'm fatter, older and a bigger pussy when it comes to lifting in the gym.

Worse still, unlike Go4it or LtWtbaby, etc, I don't give a FUK.
Like a complete fuktard, I prefer cardio now to lifting and mostly use machines .





I just enjoy weight training, bodybuilding should just be a secondary possibility caused by it
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Howard on January 10, 2017, 11:32:18 AM
I've decided to drown myself head first in the toilet  since my life is already in the shitter.
Thanks for nothing , you assholes. ;)
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: dj181 on January 10, 2017, 11:44:37 AM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/88424be486592360206d76772c0354bb/tumblr_oja5av9uwC1u2cvdqo1_1280.jpg)

oh my fucking God, you FINALLY posted a super hot girl, and not some fat sloppy cow  :o :o :o
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: _aj_ on January 10, 2017, 11:50:23 AM
My wife goes bananas when I take off my shirt. Keeps me highly motivated.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Henda on January 10, 2017, 11:59:50 AM
Howard your reason to workout should be that if you get any fatter, sloppier, more stinking and more sweaty your wife will think even shizzo is a viable alternative and may just end his 10 year sex drought.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: njflex on January 10, 2017, 12:05:37 PM
My wife goes bananas when I take off my shirt. Keeps me highly motivated.
opposite for me does absolutely nothing for my wife ,,,
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: SuperTed on January 10, 2017, 12:30:07 PM
Not motivated to train but motivated to make shit threads.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Hypertrophy on January 10, 2017, 12:49:45 PM
I'll get straight to the point.
Since I hung up my posing thong 20 yrs ago, I've gradually lost motivation to workout.
Now, I'm fatter, older and a bigger pussy when it comes to lifting in the gym.

Worse still, unlike Go4it or LtWtbaby, etc, I don't give a FUK.
Like a complete fuktard, I prefer cardio now to lifting and mostly use machines .





I workout because it feels good to be in shape and I get an endorphin rush after I exercise. If that wasn't the case I'd just spend my time posting all day...
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: CalvinH on January 10, 2017, 12:51:29 PM
I'll get straight to the point.since it was Howard I didn't read what he wrote in this thread.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on January 10, 2017, 12:57:10 PM
I'll get straight to the point.
Since I hung up my posing thong 20 yrs ago, I've gradually lost motivation to workout.
Now, I'm fatter, older and a bigger pussy when it comes to lifting in the gym.

Worse still, unlike Go4it or LtWtbaby, etc, I don't give a FUK.
Like a complete fuktard, I prefer cardio now to lifting and mostly use machines .





So in the end you became a big old pussy what a shame,the only thing I can reccomend for you at this time is anal rape by a 300 pound bodybuilder while you scream at the top of your lungs i am a pussy, now look at this 55 year old lifter then take a look at your fat self.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tqcSLPuuV6o/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: njflex on January 10, 2017, 01:07:13 PM
So in the end you became a big old pussy what a shame,the only thing I can reccomend for you at this time is anal rape by a 300 pound bodybuilder while you scream at the top of your lungs i am a pussy, now look at this 55 year old lifter then take a look at your fat self.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tqcSLPuuV6o/maxresdefault.jpg)


howard would never roid up to look like this guy,,ship sailed...
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on January 10, 2017, 01:09:29 PM
howard would never roid up to look like this guy,,ship sailed...

He doesnt need to roid up he has muscle memory all he has to do is get on a bodybuilding diet and do some serious workouts and in two months he would be looking like a beast.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Go 4 It on January 10, 2017, 01:20:26 PM
Besides all the benefits like stress relief, improvement of body composition, a increase in general well being..don't you want to just get away from your wife for a little while everyday? For instance I know with Italians, my grandfather and most of my friends fathers, go to an Italian "club" café everyday to play cards, drink coffee, bullshit with friends and just get out of the house away from the "ol ball and chain" your own little thing that you do everyday that you can enjoy.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 10, 2017, 01:23:46 PM
howard would never roid up to look like this guy,,ship sailed...

That old fool using bodybuilding drugs is in for a huge surprise when he has to go off the juice because of health reasons like an enlarged prostate, cancer, kidney or heart issues. He will look like he never did a push up in his life.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on January 10, 2017, 01:24:17 PM
Besides all the benefits like stress relief, improvement of body composition, a increase in general well being..don't you want to just get away from your wife for a little while everyday? For instance I know with Italians, my grandfather and most of my friends fathers, go to an Italian "club" café everyday to play cards, drink coffee, bullshit with friends and just get out of the house away from the "ol ball and chain" your own little thing that you do everyday that you can enjoy.


Unfortunately some people when they get old they lose the desire to do anything they just sit there getting fat and talk about the good old days while they wait to die its pretty sad.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Simple Simon on January 10, 2017, 01:25:36 PM

Unfortunately some people when they get old they lose the desire to do anything they just sit there getting fat and talk about the good old days while they wait to die its pretty sad.

Yes, they could sign up here with multiple accounts and live a life of fantasy pretending to be a 240lb bodybuilder.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Go 4 It on January 10, 2017, 01:29:13 PM

Unfortunately some people when they get old they lose the desire to do anything they just sit there getting fat and talk about the good old days while they wait to die its pretty sad.
Yeah its sad, honestly these old Italian dudes look forward to going to the club everyday, bullshit with friends, watch soccer or whatever sports are on, or Italian television RAI, play cards, eat pastries, drink Italian coffee, gamble...its great for these guys.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: dj181 on January 10, 2017, 01:44:23 PM
opposite for me does absolutely nothing for my wife ,,,

could it be that your heart, soul, personality are more important for her? one of my lady friends just told me today that personality and whats Inside a man is most important for her
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Yamcha on January 10, 2017, 01:48:05 PM
opposite for me does absolutely nothing for my wife ,,,

don't mind her... she doesn't know how good she has it.  ;)






no homo.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: dj181 on January 10, 2017, 01:53:50 PM
Yeah its sad, honestly these old Italian dudes look forward to going to the club everyday, bullshit with friends, watch soccer or whatever sports are on, or Italian television RAI, play cards, eat pastries, drink Italian coffee, gamble...its great for these guys.

its their choice bro and you dont have the Right to judge them
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Go 4 It on January 10, 2017, 02:05:23 PM
its their choice bro and you dont have the Right to judge them
nah, not judging, but I also have some of my buddies, who's grandfathers highlight of their days is the trip to Walmart or the market, you gotta keep life interesting or else you just rot, find things that you enjoy, hell just get out of the house go to a dog park play with the dog. Chillin and relaxing with your woman is nice but theres only so much of that you can do in a day.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: _aj_ on January 10, 2017, 02:06:36 PM
could it be that your heart, soul, personality are more important for her? one of my lady friends just told me today that personality and whats Inside a man is most important for her

And you believed her? Jesus...
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Howard on January 10, 2017, 02:08:22 PM
Besides all the benefits like stress relief, improvement of body composition, a increase in general well being..don't you want to just get away from your wife for a little while everyday? For instance I know with Italians, my grandfather and most of my friends fathers, go to an Italian "club" café everyday to play cards, drink coffee, bullshit with friends and just get out of the house away from the "ol ball and chain" your own little thing that you do everyday that you can enjoy.

I've been married so many times, if I was away too long I might forget which wife it was ?
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Howard on January 10, 2017, 02:09:12 PM
Not motivated to train but motivated to make shit threads.

Bingo
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: dj181 on January 10, 2017, 02:10:22 PM
And you believed her? Jesus...

look man, some girls really do have good and pure hearts, but I know they are too good for me so I convince them not to be intersted in me

plus I'm very scared of those kind of girls
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Howard on January 10, 2017, 02:12:02 PM

Unfortunately some people when they get old they lose the desire to do anything they just sit there getting fat and talk about the good old days while they wait to die its pretty sad.

Update-Ok, I'm kneeling in front of the ol' bowl and ready to insert my head and give it one good flush.
Then, I thought, wtf, I'll bet 8inbiceps made a reply to my OP.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: dj181 on January 10, 2017, 02:12:57 PM
nah, not judging, but I also have some of my buddies, who's grandfathers highlight of their days is the trip to Walmart or the market, you gotta keep life interesting or else you just rot, find things that you enjoy, hell just get out of the house go to a dog park play with the dog. Chillin and relaxing with your woman is nice but theres only so much of that you can do in a day.

allright bro sorry for the misjundgement
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Howard on January 10, 2017, 02:18:16 PM
look man, some girls  I convince  not to be intersted in me

plus I'm very scared of  of girls

fixed  Now you can parade with pride

Hope this helps
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Howard on January 10, 2017, 02:19:44 PM
I'll get straight to the point.since it was Howard I didn't read what he wrote in this thread.

Pure wisdom my friend.

I have to admit, this thread sucked even more then my usual threads.

Ok, I stayed up late last night starting with the with the NCAA championship game.
That was incredible, so I stayed awake and watched 2 NHL games I DVD'd.
Didn't get to sleep until zero dark thirty and the dog woke me up 2-3 hrs later.

I'm tired, goofy and fatigued right now.
If I apologized for another shitty thread , all I'd ever post on here is apologies.
Good night you assholes
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: dj181 on January 10, 2017, 02:27:29 PM
fixed  Now you can parade with pride

Hope this helps

alright maybe so

I am terrified of emotional closeness no fucking doubt about dat
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Howard on January 10, 2017, 02:32:00 PM
alright maybe so

I am terrified of emotional closeness no fucking doubt about dat

I've heard that some guys hire a stud to do their wife/gf while they hide in the closet and watch.

Of course, I have no personal experience with that myself... :o
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Hypertrophy on January 10, 2017, 02:52:35 PM
And you believed her? Jesus...

lol- this is why you are one of the top 10 best posters on here AJ  :D
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Kwon on January 10, 2017, 02:53:36 PM
Reason to squat

(http://68.media.tumblr.com/e875822836b3602cba850b4e6ee221c0/tumblr_oj54kyYfPI1tozsswo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Howard on January 10, 2017, 02:54:25 PM
THis motivated me LOL

Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Dave D on January 10, 2017, 03:19:14 PM
I eagerly await the day you lose the will to post.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Nether Animal on January 10, 2017, 03:23:57 PM
Getting bored at MD, Howard?
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Board_SHERIF on January 10, 2017, 05:11:27 PM
I've heard that some guys hire a stud to do their wife/gf while they hide in the closet and watch.

Of course, I have no personal experience with that myself... :o

what about a well hung Great Dane ?
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 10, 2017, 05:20:58 PM
I've been married so many times, if I was away too long I might forget which wife it was ?

Gawd, this lame fucking schtick is so old, tired, and played out.

Howard is running neck and neck with Primehomosexual for worst getbig poster
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Yamcha on January 10, 2017, 05:30:27 PM
I wanna be able to do this!

(http://is.4chan.org/pol/1484095977432.jpg)
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 11, 2017, 05:00:40 AM
whats Inside a man is most important for her

She's a cum slut.

Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: dj181 on January 11, 2017, 05:28:16 AM
She's a cum slut.



 ;D you are one of the funniest dudes here along with henda

Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Howard on January 11, 2017, 06:16:49 AM
Getting bored at MD, Howard?

People are bored of my rambling nonsense, here , there and everywhere.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Howard on January 11, 2017, 06:20:10 AM
I eagerly await the day you lose the will to post.

My motivation to post it similar to my sex life.

I quickly realize  I'm the only one having fun.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Howard on January 11, 2017, 06:22:16 AM
Gawd, this lame fucking schtick is so old, tired, and played out.

Howard is running neck and neck with Primehomosexual for worst getbig poster

You think it's bad for those on get-big, imagine being married to me?! :-[
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Dave D on January 11, 2017, 12:43:27 PM
My motivation to post it similar to my sex life.

I quickly realize  I'm the only one having fun.
:)
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Jibril on January 11, 2017, 03:51:33 PM
Increased testosterone production leads to more hot females bedded... Just got back to lifting after a week rest turned into a 5 year hiatus.. Figured joining here would put on atleast 10-15 pounds in the first week or two
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: FREAKgeek on January 11, 2017, 04:01:22 PM
I'll get straight to the point.
Since I hung up my posing thong 20 yrs ago, I've gradually lost motivation to workout.
Now, I'm fatter, older and a bigger pussy when it comes to lifting in the gym.

Worse still, unlike Go4it or LtWtbaby, etc, I don't give a FUK.
Like a complete fuktard, I prefer cardio now to lifting and mostly use machines .





Low T, Howard. But subconsciously I think you do care. You are still on this site.
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on January 11, 2017, 04:11:56 PM
This is the reason to workout, to be big and get the girls.

(http://realmuscle.my1.ru/_ph/60/478744223.jpg)
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 11, 2017, 06:00:38 PM
I workout because I enjoy fucking attractive women that are too young for me.....and I'm not rich.  Staying in good shape is one of the few tools that I have in order to keep the pussy train on the tracks.

I have a big dick but I can't really use that to attract women.  I'd be arrested if I just whipped it out and started shaking it at the hot women I encounter.

What can I to do but stay in shape?
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Howard on January 12, 2017, 07:35:10 AM
Increased testosterone production leads to more hot females bedded... Just got back to lifting after a week rest turned into a 5 year hiatus.. Figured joining here would put on atleast 10-15 pounds in the first week or two

Ok, so you think being a get-bigger will increase your test levels and attract more babes 'eh?
It's more likely you'll move in to your mom's basement and get a forearm pump from the joystick action of your PS-III
Title: Re: A reason to workout?
Post by: Howard on January 12, 2017, 07:45:54 AM
I workout because I enjoy fucking attractive women that are too young for me.....and I'm not rich.  Staying in good shape is one of the few tools that I have in order to keep the pussy train on the tracks.

I have a big dick but I can't really use that to attract women.  I'd be arrested if I just whipped it out and started shaking it at the hot women I encounter.

What can I to do but stay in shape?

I suggest you wear tight spandex bike shorts to the gym.
Once you strike up a conversation with some gym hotty, prop one foot up on the bench .
Twist a bit to the side, so she gets a good look at your spandex wrapped trouser snake.

If she fails to take the bait, don't worry.
Some old gym schmoe will and you're on your way to a  pro career.

Hope this helps. ;)