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Title: Bodybuilding jokes
Post by: Army of One on January 11, 2017, 12:25:57 AM
What do you call a mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey José.



Bodybuilder: Is there a vet around here?

Friend: I don't know why?

Bodybuilder: (Flexes Biceps) Because these pythons are sick.
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Post by: Skeletor on January 11, 2017, 12:42:21 AM
"6x Mr Olympia"

(http://i63.tinypic.com/2cpqkyg.jpg)
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Post by: Kwon on January 11, 2017, 08:56:06 AM
(http://oi68.tinypic.com/23syexw.jpg)
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Post by: Howard on January 11, 2017, 09:15:48 AM
How do you spell the name of every broke bodybuilder? G4P
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Post by: Dave D on January 11, 2017, 09:58:11 AM
Q: What do you call a former bodybuilder who is 30 years removed from the lifestyle, yet creates endless posts about how great it was, why it sucks now, how he wishes he could find motivation to train and how he always went how with a "lady" at closing time?

A: Howard

Title: Re: Bodybuilding jokes
Post by: illuminati on January 11, 2017, 08:40:01 PM
How many Bodybuilders does it take to change a light bulb

26 - 1 to change it & The other 25 to tell him how Good he looks doing it.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 12, 2017, 06:40:20 AM
It's only gay.....because it is you fucking homo
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Post by: Howard on January 12, 2017, 06:51:02 AM
Q: What do you call a former bodybuilder who is 30 years removed from the lifestyle, yet creates endless posts about how great it was, why it sucks now, how he wishes he could find motivation to train and how he always went how with a "lady" at closing time?

A: Howard


Or in Jeopardy format:

A : What most get-biggers fear turning into as they age.

Q. Who is Howard?

Title: Re: Bodybuilding jokes
Post by: Howard on January 12, 2017, 06:56:33 AM
Q: Is bodybuilding a sport?
A: Yes

You forgot to add : No Homo  :D
Title: Re: Bodybuilding jokes
Post by: falco on January 12, 2017, 07:09:16 AM
What do you call a guy who claims to bench 500lbs but refuses to post proof?

A Getbigger.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding jokes
Post by: Howard on January 12, 2017, 07:11:45 AM
Q: What do you call a bodybuilder who lives in his mom's basement ?
A. Pro
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Post by: Mr.Mojo on January 13, 2017, 10:23:20 AM
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 13, 2017, 10:26:53 AM
Here's a good joke.


HOWARD
Title: Re: Bodybuilding jokes
Post by: Howard on January 13, 2017, 11:06:33 AM
Here's a good joke.


HOWARD

Unless:
1. You're a regular on get big

2. You were one of his ex-wives

Then the jokes on YOU