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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Howard on January 11, 2017, 11:23:56 AM
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Are there any topics you'd like me to post about?
I realize a lot of my threads suck, but I was bored and goofing around.
I hesitate to even ask this but wtf, like Genova competing in BB , at least I tried...
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Hey Howie,
What valuable advice and wisdom do you wish someone had told you when you were finding your way in the world as a Twenty something young man?
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Do you have a copy of battletoads?
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No need to. I just keep refreshing your Circle Jerk thread. It is extremely riveting to read.
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Howard, have you ever actually met the mayor of bodybuilding? ( His video about you is hilarious btw)
If so what is he like?
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Hey Howie,
What valuable advice and wisdom do you wish someone had told you when you were finding your way in the world as a Twenty something young man?
1. Don't get married until after 30 yrs old minimum. Plus, don't get pressured into having kids unless you feel
"called" to be a father. In plain talk, PULL the fuk out and don't blow a load inside her unless you want her pregnant.
2. Get a decent education or some form of training and/or experience for a viable stable career.
3. Don't waste a lot of money on BB drugs or gimmick supplements.
Train hard, diet on good food, and compete IF and only IF you feel the need to .
Avoid doing ultra heavy ego lifting to impress the gym bros.
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Howard, have you ever actually met the mayor of bodybuilding? ( His video about you is hilarious btw)
If so what is he like?
I saw him in person briefly going up the escalator while I was headed down at the Arnold expo in 2008.
We've talked on the phone a lot however.
He's one of the real, genuine fans of pro bodybuilding.
The Mayor isn't a schmoe, but like me doesn't mind joking about it.
He's been married for many years and has kids.
He recently retired and spends more time with family now.
You'd be WTF, if you knew what he did for his career.
They Mayor is a funny, cool guy and I always enjoy talking shop with him.
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Good to see you're sleeping well .
We "mature" lifters need more recovery between workouts.
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Is synthetic bar oil really better then standard?
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No kidding LOL. I swear to GOD, I've been bored as fuk with myself ,lately.
So, I know you poor bastards here at getbig were thinking , "Howard OMG, are you senile now or what?!"
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Maybe discuss Ornaments and why have them?
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No kidding LOL. I swear to GOD, I've been bored as fuk with myself ,lately.
So, I know you poor bastards here at getbig were thinking , "Howard OMG, are you senile now or what?!"
Why don't you start a thread about how you're going to delete your account. ;D
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Why don't you start a thread about how you're going to delete your account. ;D
That's more repetitive , old and boring then posts on ornaments.
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I saw him in person briefly going up the escalator while I was headed down at the Arnold expo in 2008.
We've talked on the phone a lot however.
He's one of the real, genuine fans of pro bodybuilding.
The Mayor isn't a schmoe, but like me doesn't mind joking about it.
He's been married for many years and has kids.
He recently retired and spends more time with family now.
You'd be WTF, if you knew what he did for his career.
They Mayor is a funny, cool guy and I always enjoy talking shop with him.
Most people know he used to be a cop, think that went back to the Cedric 'give me 10 names" era
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Most people know he used to be a cop, think that went back to the Cedric 'give me 10 names" era
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It's a good thing he retired form the force.
He might have to arrest himself for stalking IFBB pros ;D
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It's a good thing he retired form the force.
He might have to arrest himself for stalking IFBB pros ;D
The Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. Daddy can't go to your basketball game, I'm going to the Arnold Classic.
Timmy-"What's that, dad?"
Gayor-"Well, son, 300 lb behemoths oil up, shave themselves and pose onsatge to music while men judge their bodies. When you're older maybe I'll take you."
Timmy-"I'm ok, dad, That actually sounds pretty gay. Why are you going to a show like that if you have never been inside a gym before? Mom said I couldn't go to summer camp because you dropped $500 on Mayor of Bodybuilding shirts. Why did you take down all my school photos and replace them with pictures of you with your arm around muscley black guys? Don't you love me anymore, dad?
Love these quotes by Mass04 lol
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"
This one from Archer is hilarious
The Gayor is the kind of guy with a distant father who realized pretty early that his son wasn't "normal". Dad went out of his way to ignore and avoid his son and probably drank heavily. I can only imagine the dissappointment on the day dad asked his son what he was building with his Legos only to be met with the reply, "I'm building a town filled with muscle men and I'm the mayor." Many dreams were shattered that day.
Mayor of Bodybuilding bidding on that posing outfit.
Reporter: We are sorry to interrupt our regularly scheduled programming, but we got breaking news in. Reports have been confirmed that the "Mayor of Bodybuilding" has placed a bid on DLB's posing outfit for a staggering $25,000. We caught up with the MOB to seek clarification about this. MOB, we heard that you placed a huge bid on DLB's posing trunks.
MOB: Well, yeah, I needed to get that posing outfit. I was hoping that one of the men competitors would be selling his posing trunks online, but its only DLB, who is a "female."
Reporter: Are you disappointed that its a female?
MOB: I am. I really wanted a mans posing trunks. Male bodybuilders just have a different scent and different "equipment" than woman bodybuilders.
Reporter: And that matters?
MOB: Yeah, it does, a lot. Something about a male bodybuilders smell is magnificent. However, DLB most likely has a penoris, and that is the closest I can get to a male bodypart. So, it will have to do for now.
Reporter: Well, MOB, I hope the day comes when youre able to get that male scent. From the NY Pro, we are out. Back to you, Mike Matarazzo.
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Believe it or not, he's read most of these "gayor of BB" posts .
We've actually talked about them on the phone and even add to them.
The Mayor and I are pretty thick skinned and don't mind being the butt of a joke...as long if it's clever/funny.
I still have fun kidding him about the "Cedric -10 names on the shirt" incident.
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are you a show er or grower?
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are you a show er or grower?
both
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both
not u howard :P
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not u howard :P
I got nothing :'(
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I got nothing :'(
Explains why you didn't have kids. ;D
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This is such a retarded fucking thread.
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I'll bite...I'm curious as to your diet and meal plan for your bodybuilding shows you did
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Are there any topics you'd like me to post about?
1) can you still perform sexually?
2) which wife did you become fixated with farts?
3) do you consider yourself a cuckold?
4) if you could - would you like to have a women sit on your face and fart?
5) would you like to see any of your former wives or current wife fuked by another man?
I am sure you will not answer any of these truthfully, if you do I promise you will feel better.
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Howard, tell us again about that time you got divorced ::).
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Explains why you didn't have kids. ;D
True dat, but the studs I hired to service my wife(s) while I watched could have ?
Thank Zeus, I insisted they only ass fuck her.
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This is such a retarded fucking thread.
...with retards posting replies
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I'll bite...I'm curious as to your diet and meal plan for your bodybuilding shows you did
My most effective diet looked more like a Wt Watchers type of low cal, low fat diet. 100% serious.
I honestly did a low cal diet around 1900-2100 Kcal , that was 60% good carbs, 30% pro and 10% fat.
Did a HIT/Mentzer workout 4 days a week, pre-exhaust supersets and ran 2-3 miles hard , 3 days week.
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1) can you still perform sexually?
2) which wife did you become fixated with farts?
3) do you consider yourself a cuckold?
4) if you could - would you like to have a women sit on your face and fart?
5) would you like to see any of your former wives or current wife fuked by another man?
I am sure you will not answer any of these truthfully, if you do I promise you will feel better.
I'll give honest, serious answers .
1. Yup, but not as often now as compared to younger days.
2. I'm not that fixated with farts, it's a get big joke thing . I do think some fart jokes are funny.
3. Nope, I'm a typical guy and don't get into much kinky stuff.
4. Sit on my face, hell yeah. Fart in it, fuk no. :D
5. I hope my ex's are happy and with someone they love.
But, I have zero desire to watch them doing some other dude.
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Howard, tell us again about that time you got divorced ::).
In the voice of Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men:
You want to hear about my divorces? You can't handle hearing about my divorces!
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I'll give honest, serious answers .
1. Yup, but not as often now as compared to younger days.
2. I'm not that fixated with farts, it's a get big joke thing . I do think some fart jokes are funny.
3. Nope, I'm a typical guy and don't get into much kinky stuff.
4. Sit on my face, hell yeah. Fart in it, fuk no. :D
5. I hope my ex's are happy and with someone they love.
But, I have zero desire to watch them doing some other dude.
Howard I believe you..I was surprised by answers #2 & 4 only.
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Howard I believe you..I was surprised by answers #2 & 4 only.
Thanks...I think. ;D
I will tell you an actual , true ex-wife story involving farting.
It was a bit after midnight on a Friday night after coaching. I was dog tired and almost asleep in bed.
I was dozing on my side and she came in, grabbed my junk and it was limp as a noodle.
This woman was the biggest hornball I was ever involved with.
Pissed off and disappointed she said ; " What good are you limpy?!"
I mumbled sorry, as she turned and let it rip right in my sleepy face.
No kidding, I felt this warm rush of stinky air rush over my face and thru my hair.
Yup, I couldn't get busy with her, so she farted in my face.
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Are there any topics you'd like me to post about?
I realize a lot of my threads suck, but I was bored and goofing around.
I hesitate to even ask this but wtf, like Genova competing in BB , at least I tried...
Your death
Your desire to commit suicide
Needing to have someone kill you
Announcing you have cancer
Announcing you have AIDS
Your obituary
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haha! ;D ;D
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Thanks...I think. ;D
I will tell you an actual , true ex-wife story involving farting.
It was a bit after midnight on a Friday night after coaching. I was dog tired and almost asleep in bed.
I was dozing on my side and she came in, grabbed my junk and it was limp as a noodle.
This woman was the biggest hornball I was ever involved with.
Pissed off and disappointed she said ; " What good are you limpy?!"
I mumbled sorry, as she turned and let it rip right in my sleepy face.
No kidding, I felt this warm rush of stinky air rush over my face and thru my hair.
Yup, I couldn't get busy with her, so she farted in my face.
What trauma! -Explains a lot. She scarred you for life, that bitch! ;D
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Ever wish you never heard of bodybuilding and were in some other kind of physical culture. I meet guys my age that are into jiu jitsu and do it religiously. Another belongs to a men's basketball league and he plays a lot. I know a ton of guys into road racing like 5,10K's and marathons. The big rage now is cross fit. I know most bodybuilders laugh because of beginner fail videos but if you apply your self it's brutal.
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Ever wish you never heard of bodybuilding and were in some other kind of physical culture. I meet guys my age that are into jiu jitsu and do it religiously. Another belongs to a men's basketball league and he plays a lot. I know a ton of guys into road racing like 5,10K's and marathons. The big rage now is cross fit. I know most bodybuilders laugh because of beginner fail videos but if you apply your self it's brutal.
If you hope it, change it. There is nothing requiring you to continue bodybuilding. There are many ways to be fit besides bodybuilding, some which you mentioned.
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Your death
Your desire to commit suicide
Needing to have someone kill you
Announcing you have cancer
Announcing you have AIDS
Your obituary
LMAO
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Howard, how many shows did you do? Did you generally place high? And which age would you say you were at your best? One last question, why don't you compete anymore??
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In the voice of Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men:
You want to hear about my divorces? You can't handle hearing about my divorces!
Howard, how many of your wives left you once they found out your a closet-fag?
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;D ;D ;D
Great finds.
The Schmayor seems like a nice guy, but that's the risk you run when you follow the bodybuilding scene without working out very much. It's one benefit of competing in the local strongman circuit - people will know I do lift, and that I'm not following the muscle world in order to get the chance to smother my face in a Mr. Olympia competitor's thong.
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Your death
Your desire to commit suicide
Needing to have someone kill you
Announcing you have cancer
Announcing you have AIDS
Your obituary
yes. yes. yes. Just when we got rid of the fatalcotard, the fatolfuk comes back with his shitty topics. :(
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;D ;D ;D
Great finds.
The Schmayor seems like a nice guy, but that's the risk you run when you follow the bodybuilding scene without working out very much. It's one benefit of competing in the local strongman circuit - people will know I do lift, and that I'm not following the muscle world in order to get the chance to smother my face in a Mr. Olympia competitor's thong.
Okay.
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I just wish you would fuck off.
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Howard, you seem like a good and decent guy irl life but for fuck's sake shut up already. Stop starting threads and just limit yourself to commenting, and staying on topic, on already existing threads. What on God's green earth makes you even remotely think that people here think you are interesting or care what you think about anything?
You sound so sad, lonely and bored. Start working out and see if you can get in shape. Limit your computer time to only certain days.
Snap out of it, FFS!
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Howard, you seem like a good and decent guy irl life but for fuck's sake shut up already. Stop starting threads and just limit yourself to commenting, and staying on topic, on already existing threads. What on God's green earth makes you even remotely think that people here think you are interesting or care what you think about anything?
You sound so sad, lonely and bored. Start working out and see if you can get in shape. Limit your computer time to only certain days.
Snap out of it, FFS!
Howard likely doesn't give a shit what people here think about him. Anyone in their right mind wouldn't be here if they really were really bothered by what folks post on Getbig. Your advice to him regarding working out is very good advice. Working out is something many of us need to do more often. I know for sure that I do.
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Howard likely doesn't give a shit what people here think about him. Anyone in their right mind wouldn't be here if they really were really bothered by what folks post on Getbig. Your advice to him regarding working out is very good advice. Working out is something many of us need to do more often. I know for sure that I do.
You're right.
But you're also missing a slight point.
I'm a little bit of a student of sociology here.. amateur at best, perhaps but I have been thinking about Howard lately, when reading this board.
I've noticed that people treat Howard poorly because he simply accepts the negativity.
Accepting negativity is a beta male behaviour and for better or worse, once someone establishes themselves as a beta male, a lot of very civil, normal people get sucked into being dicks to the beta. We can't help it. It's as if the person became a surrogate son and we need to toughen him up. We feel perfectly at home being much much more brutal to the beta. It's a very vicious cycle that ends up with someone like Howard posting some very innocuous and not inflammatory in any way stuff and getting the full force of savagery from people.
I have caught myself doing this shit to Howard on occasion and I've noticed that a lot of similarly rational people seem to be "turning" on him and given that he means well, I can see that he is genuinely causing people to treat him poorly, by virtue of being too nice.
I'm wondering whether his size keeps it from happening in real life or whether he has noticed this shit in real life?
So that is my question, Howard. Do people in real life mistreat you because you're too friendly?
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You're right.
But you're also missing a slight point.
I'm a little bit of a student of sociology here.. amateur at best, perhaps but I have been thinking about Howard lately, when reading this board.
I've noticed that people treat Howard poorly because he simply accepts the negativity.
Accepting negativity is a beta male behaviour and for better or worse, once someone establishes themselves as a beta male, a lot of very civil, normal people get sucked into being dicks to the beta. We can't help it. It's as if the person became a surrogate son and we need to toughen him up. We feel perfectly at home being much much more brutal to the beta. It's a very vicious cycle that ends up with someone like Howard posting some very innocuous and not inflammatory in any way stuff and getting the full force of savagery from people.
I have caught myself doing this shit to Howard on occasion and I've noticed that a lot of similarly rational people seem to be "turning" on him and given that he means well, I can see that he is genuinely causing people to treat him poorly, by virtue of being too nice.
I'm wondering whether his size keeps it from happening in real life or whether he has noticed this shit in real life?
So that is my question, Howard. Do people in real life mistreat you because you're too friendly?
Accepts the negativity?
He's a fucking blithering idiot. He's brings this on himself. People's reactions to Howard are a direct reflection of his behavior and lack of social skills.
A month from now he will be admitting he always was a closet homo and he's really here to troll for cock
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Howard, how many shows did you do? Did you generally place high? And which age would you say you were at your best? One last question, why don't you compete anymore??
I did over 40 shows from 1978-95. Most were obscure , regional events that only mattered to those who competed.
Despite few to no drugs , I always managed to hold my own and place top 3 in most contests.
Of course, I got blown away a few times . The worst beating was at the AAU Mr New England in 1979.
I was in over my head and a bit off , even for that time.
I was at my best in my late 20's , after a few years of moderate juice cycles.
In 1986 for example I won my class ( and 3 overalls ) in 6 shows.
In 1996, I competed in a drug tested, natural pro qualifier show in Texas.
I got 2nd on a 3-4 judges decision and felt good about my conditioning.
I hung it up , because I wanted eat normally and not be on a serious bodybuilding schedule.
In other words, I wanted to live a more relaxed lifestyle
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You're right.
But you're also missing a slight point.
I'm a little bit of a student of sociology here.. amateur at best, perhaps but I have been thinking about Howard lately, when reading this board.
I've noticed that people treat Howard poorly because he simply accepts the negativity.
Accepting negativity is a beta male behaviour and for better or worse, once someone establishes themselves as a beta male, a lot of very civil, normal people get sucked into being dicks to the beta. We can't help it. It's as if the person became a surrogate son and we need to toughen him up. We feel perfectly at home being much much more brutal to the beta. It's a very vicious cycle that ends up with someone like Howard posting some very innocuous and not inflammatory in any way stuff and getting the full force of savagery from people.
I have caught myself doing this shit to Howard on occasion and I've noticed that a lot of similarly rational people seem to be "turning" on him and given that he means well, I can see that he is genuinely causing people to treat him poorly, by virtue of being too nice.
I'm wondering whether his size keeps it from happening in real life or whether he has noticed this shit in real life?
So that is my question, Howard. Do people in real life mistreat you because you're too friendly?
Dude this is get big and most posters try to convince others they are massive, rich and screw super models.
Plus, most forum regulars post under fictional names and never show their face.
I'm no pro BB, comedian or party animal , so I took a different direction with forums.
I posted under my real 1st name, showed my actual pics and even posted a goofy video of me being interviewed.
It's more fun to come off as the well meaning, hapless , older dude who gets "virtual wedgies" on the forum.
It amazes and amuses me how so many different guys , go along with the expected norms in most situations.
For example, I really have been married 4x and never had kids.
Most dudes , seem to buy into the all or none concept of marriage is for life which includes having children.
It's like they were on "auto pilot" with the biggest decisions of their life.
Plus, unlike some forum "alpha males" ;), I got divorced instead of just going along with the wife's desires.
I'm nothing great or famous, but I'm secure in who I am.
Of course, I'm no super bad ass, but I rarely get treated rudely or
bothered by anyone .
I'm secure in who I am and in what I believe.
So much so, I find it fun to allow others to crack on me here at Get Big forums.
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Accepts the negativity?
He's a fucking blithering idiot. He's brings this on himself. People's reactions to Howard are a direct reflection of his behavior and lack of social skills.
A month from now he will be admitting he always was a closet homo and he's really here to troll for cock
OK Shizzo, I'll make this brief and simple:
You openly posted about the joy and wonder from sucking a dick.
I never did that or wanted to.
Big difference
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I saw him in person briefly going up the escalator while I was headed down at the Arnold expo in 2008.
We've talked on the phone a lot however.
He's one of the real, genuine fans of pro bodybuilding.
The Mayor isn't a schmoe, but like me doesn't mind joking about it.
He's been married for many years and has kids.
He recently retired and spends more time with family now.
You'd be WTF, if you knew what he did for his career.
They Mayor is a funny, cool guy and I always enjoy talking shop with him.
Cool, great insights Howard. Did not know he had kids. I quess he is just a little autistic or something.
So what is it that he does for his career? Can you elaborate please?
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Howard, you seem like a good and decent guy irl life but for fuck's sake shut up already. Stop starting threads and just limit yourself to commenting, and staying on topic, on already existing threads. What on God's green earth makes you even remotely think that people here think you are interesting or care what you think about anything?
You sound so sad, lonely and bored. Start working out and see if you can get in shape. Limit your computer time to only certain days.
Snap out of it, FFS!
Calm down Gloria. Let the man have his fun.