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Title: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Flexacon on January 19, 2017, 05:37:04 AM
If you don't get her pregnant she'll chop you up with a chainsaw and put you in a deep freezer

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Austria's Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, dubbed the "ice cream killer," is being moved this month to a "special" all-male penitentiary in Asten, Upper Austria, reports said Monday. The Mexican-born Spanish national will be housed at a facility currently holding 91 male prisoners, with 13 female inmates en route there.

Carranza, 38, brutally murdered her husband, Holger Holz, in 2008 and a lover, Manfred Hinterberger, in 2010 after both of them failed to impregnate her. In 2012, she was sentenced to life behind bars for the murders. She killed both men, cut them up with a chainsaw and hid them in an ice cream freezer at the parlor she owned, masking the smell with air freshener, Metro reported.

Court psychologist Heidi Kastner, who testified during the earlier trial in 2012, reportedly said that Carranza was accountable for her actions and that she had a high chance of relapse. Kastner had also said that therapy would most likely not work for her.

In June 2011, plumbers working in the cellar of Carranza’s ice cream shop stumbled upon the remains of both victims’ bodies, the New York Post reported. Carranza, who had fled to Italy in a cab, was arrested and extradited to Austria by Italian authorities. At the time of her arrest, she was a few months pregnant by a third man whom she later married. Her child, who was born in January 2012, was taken from her by social services.

Her lawyers Werner Tomanek and Rudolf Mayer reportedly said that since being incarcerated, Carranza has taken some crucial steps toward getting better.

They added, in a joint statement: "It is important that our client can finally be comprehensively treated." The lawyers are still focusing on Carranza's eventual transfer to a prison in her native country Spain, but such a transfer would only be possible if the 38-year-old is considered cured.

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(http://www.informanordest.it/images/articoli/carranz.jpg)
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Rusty Trombone on January 19, 2017, 05:52:57 AM
This is a tricky one.

I guess I would probably hit it if she was properly shackled a had one of those devices in her mouth where you can insert cock but she can't close her jaws and bite it off.
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 19, 2017, 05:56:11 AM
All three of mine came from the first try. I'd have no worries with hitting this quality piece of crazy.
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Mitch on January 19, 2017, 06:07:30 AM
Would impregnate.
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: mazrim on January 19, 2017, 06:30:31 AM
The third guy went through with marrying her after finding out she chopped up two others. That's love.
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: njflex on January 19, 2017, 06:58:30 AM
that's not a young susan Sarandon...
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: gym**rat on January 19, 2017, 07:40:52 AM
Small waist, nice rack and surely knows how to carve a turkey on Thanksgiving. She's a keeper in my book.
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 19, 2017, 07:45:43 AM
Would nail her up her rocky road until ice creamed.

Would definitely take a blow pop
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: bike nut on January 19, 2017, 07:50:38 AM
What is it with people in Austria keeping victims in their cellars?
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 19, 2017, 07:56:13 AM
nice tits
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 19, 2017, 07:57:53 AM
What is it with people in Austria keeping victims in their cellars?

They kept the Jews in the ovens
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Howard on January 19, 2017, 08:16:55 AM
Would impregnate.

Obviously she was a regular poster on getbig and would already know, I don't get woman pregnant.
Thus, you might have a shot and I'd be blocking the chain saw ,the moment she met me. :o
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: JCL on January 19, 2017, 08:48:32 AM
would hit
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Howard on January 19, 2017, 09:23:35 AM
would hit

These guys said : " Biatch be crazy" ;)

Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: JCL on January 19, 2017, 09:30:42 AM
These guys said : " Biatch be crazy" ;)



What noise does a chainsaw make?!?!
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: njflex on January 19, 2017, 09:42:40 AM
she resembles susan sarandons daughter eva amurri...
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Taffin on January 19, 2017, 09:49:03 AM
This is a tricky one.

I guess I would probably hit it if she was properly shackled a had one of those devices in her mouth where you can insert cock but she can't close her jaws and bite it off.

 :o

Ohhhh, yeah, riiight.... one of those everyday devices we are all so very familiar with...... that you totally haven't dreamt up, no way.

www.buffalo-bill.com
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: JCL on January 19, 2017, 09:59:41 AM
:o

Ohhhh, yeah, riiight.... one of those everyday devices we are all so very familiar with...... that you totally haven't dreamt up, no way.

www.buffalo-bill.com


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31g3Jb5adpL.jpg)

You don't have one? Weirdo.
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 19, 2017, 10:02:35 AM
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You don't have one? Weirdo.

How do you actually get head with this thing if she can't close her lips around it?
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: JCL on January 19, 2017, 10:03:40 AM
You can adjust it.  It's a perfect device, 100% safe.
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Taffin on January 19, 2017, 12:06:28 PM
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You don't have one? Weirdo.

Well that's something I'd literally never imagined existed for a moment until today - thanks (I think?)

And they say romance is dead (smh).....
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: JCL on January 19, 2017, 12:07:33 PM
Well that's something I'd literally never imagined existed for a moment until today - thanks (I think?)

And they say romance is dead (smh).....

If you can think it, it exists!
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Taffin on January 19, 2017, 12:13:54 PM
You can adjust it.  It's a perfect device, 100% safe.

"Oooo-kaaaay then...  so I'll be on my way, nice seein' ya!"

Taffin, his rictus grin betraying his fear, edges nervously away from JCL....  his eyes scanning all the time for exit points... waiting for the safest moment to sprint for the door, make good his escape from the sex-dungeon, and call in the authorities...
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: JCL on January 19, 2017, 12:15:33 PM
"Oooo-kaaaay then...  so I'll be on my way, nice seein' ya!"

Taffin, his rictus grin betraying his fear, edges nervously away from JCL....  his eyes scanning all the time for exit points... waiting for the safest moment to sprint for the door, make good his escape from the sex-dungeon, and call in the authorities...

You're fooked. No way out.
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Zillotch on January 19, 2017, 12:21:23 PM
hell yes.
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: RJ DRIVER on January 19, 2017, 01:18:16 PM
Apparently no one told her you can't get pregnant from anal.
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Tapeworm on January 19, 2017, 03:24:05 PM
You're fooked. No way out.

Fit him with the genital cuff.
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Skorp1o on January 19, 2017, 03:32:11 PM
A crazed woman desperate to get pregnant...that's guaranteed epic sex, but is it worth dying for?

Yes  :D
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Tapeworm on January 19, 2017, 03:33:23 PM
Sure.  As if all the other ones aren't equally nutso.
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Taffin on January 19, 2017, 03:51:42 PM
Fit him with the genital cuff.

You can borrow Ruprecht's...

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(Let's see if anyone gets this reference  8))
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Tapeworm on January 20, 2017, 01:49:20 AM
 ;D

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Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: AbrahamG on January 20, 2017, 01:55:55 AM
If you don't get her pregnant she'll chop you up with a chainsaw and put you in a deep freezer

(http://nld.vcmedia.vn/Lm7wLGBkJ8sBF56Owg93bLRysmJWC/Image/2012/09/hai_28b5b.jpg)

Austria's Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, dubbed the "ice cream killer," is being moved this month to a "special" all-male penitentiary in Asten, Upper Austria, reports said Monday. The Mexican-born Spanish national will be housed at a facility currently holding 91 male prisoners, with 13 female inmates en route there.

Carranza, 38, brutally murdered her husband, Holger Holz, in 2008 and a lover, Manfred Hinterberger, in 2010 after both of them failed to impregnate her. In 2012, she was sentenced to life behind bars for the murders. She killed both men, cut them up with a chainsaw and hid them in an ice cream freezer at the parlor she owned, masking the smell with air freshener, Metro reported.

Court psychologist Heidi Kastner, who testified during the earlier trial in 2012, reportedly said that Carranza was accountable for her actions and that she had a high chance of relapse. Kastner had also said that therapy would most likely not work for her.

In June 2011, plumbers working in the cellar of Carranza’s ice cream shop stumbled upon the remains of both victims’ bodies, the New York Post reported. Carranza, who had fled to Italy in a cab, was arrested and extradited to Austria by Italian authorities. At the time of her arrest, she was a few months pregnant by a third man whom she later married. Her child, who was born in January 2012, was taken from her by social services.

Her lawyers Werner Tomanek and Rudolf Mayer reportedly said that since being incarcerated, Carranza has taken some crucial steps toward getting better.

They added, in a joint statement: "It is important that our client can finally be comprehensively treated." The lawyers are still focusing on Carranza's eventual transfer to a prison in her native country Spain, but such a transfer would only be possible if the 38-year-old is considered cured.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/20/article-2235586-161BC49C000005DC-405_306x423.jpg)
(http://www.informanordest.it/images/articoli/carranz.jpg)

Has cream pie written all over!
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Taffin on January 20, 2017, 02:43:17 AM

 ;D


We have a winner!   :D

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Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Taffin on January 20, 2017, 02:46:07 AM
Has cream pie written all over!

Being placed at "a facility currently holding 91 male prisoners" that's going to be one epic cream pie if anyone ever loses the keys!!  :-X :-X
Title: Re: WYHI Crazy chick edition
Post by: Rusty Trombone on January 20, 2017, 02:57:37 AM
I guess those 2 did not want to have children with her and that's why she killed them.

The media just lied modified it a little.