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Title: Jacking off
Post by: robcguns on January 20, 2017, 06:25:46 PM
I recently turned 40 and I've noticed I jerk off a lot.Im beating it 3-5 times a day and having sex once a day(would have it a lot more if up to me).No test just naturally a horby bastard.Any other guys this horny?Ive never sacked it like this in my life.Had sex 5 times on my bday and still jerked it 3 times that day.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Howard on January 20, 2017, 06:30:08 PM
I recently turned 40 and I've noticed I jerk off a lot.Im beating it 3-5 times a day and having sex once a day(would have it a lot more if up to me).No test just naturally a horby bastard.Any other guys this horny?Ive never sacked it like this in my life.Had sex 5 times on my bday and still jerked it 3 times that day.

Pics or videos ? :P

I can fwd this post to the Mayor of BB if you need a "sponsor"?

hope this helps
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: robcguns on January 20, 2017, 06:31:53 PM
Pics or videos ? :P

I can fwd this post to the Mayor of BB if you need a "sponsor"?

hope this helps

Hahaha not looking for sex,just looking to know if I'm a rarity or the norm?compared to you guys not regular people.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: BodyMachine on January 20, 2017, 06:55:08 PM
I'm younger in 30s and don't yang nearly that often.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 20, 2017, 07:07:32 PM
Yeah man. I seriously sit with a hard on all day. Will have sex the. Jerk off later.  I look at all women like a dirty rapist.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Zillotch on January 20, 2017, 07:12:10 PM
I recently turned 40 and I've noticed I jerk off a lot. Im beating it 3-5 times a day

U have sex on the brain and a lack of self control... what type of mental imagery facilitates ejaculation?
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Matt on January 20, 2017, 07:13:44 PM
In December 2013, the week I turned 32, my sperm count was 830 million.

I am getting another test next week though.  Hoping to crush a billion, but I will be pleased with a total sperm count over 500 million.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: robcguns on January 20, 2017, 07:14:33 PM
U have sex on the brain and a lack of self control... what type of mental imagery facilitates ejaculation?

Ass all I see is ass.Jiggling ass cheeks make me need to jerk it.I truly feel like an animal.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Chidoman on January 20, 2017, 07:19:04 PM
(http://imgit.org/i/2016/10/15/3d38142f5096f6bbd95678272c1157dd.gif)
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Zillotch on January 20, 2017, 07:22:48 PM
Ass all I see is ass.Jiggling ass cheeks make me need to jerk it.I truly feel like an animal.

do u prefer to prolapse the rectum or vag during actual sex?
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: ChopperRider on January 20, 2017, 07:29:08 PM
I recently turned 40 and I've noticed I jerk off a lot.Im beating it 3-5 times a day and having sex once a day(would have it a lot more if up to me).No test just naturally a horby bastard.Any other guys this horny?Ive never sacked it like this in my life.Had sex 5 times on my bday and still jerked it 3 times that day.

You've posted your PM to Primemuscle by accident.

You should be more careful about that in the future. Hope this helps.

Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: robcguns on January 20, 2017, 07:29:41 PM
do u prefer to prolapse the rectum or vag during actual sex?

The vag but I just love them asscheeks and eating the ass.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Nether Animal on January 20, 2017, 07:30:42 PM
More and more guys content to jerk off nowadays, because even average broads are egomaniacal mental cases that are nigh-impossible to even break the ice with.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Desolate on January 20, 2017, 07:50:20 PM
Too true.

It is so hilarious when you have women like the fat, gross skanks Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer actually thinking they are hot. ??? ::)

(http://i64.tinypic.com/x0oeoz.jpg)

(http://i68.tinypic.com/amebyo.jpg)

So sad. :-[ :P
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: kreator on January 21, 2017, 01:03:31 AM
Too true.

It is so hilarious when you have women like the fat, gross skanks Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer actually thinking they are hot. ??? ::)

(http://i64.tinypic.com/x0oeoz.jpg)

(http://i68.tinypic.com/amebyo.jpg)

So sad. :-[ :P

... and funny  ::)
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: avxo on January 21, 2017, 01:33:09 AM
I recently turned 40 and I've noticed I jerk off a lot.Im beating it 3-5 times a day and having sex once a day(would have it a lot more if up to me).No test just naturally a horby bastard.Any other guys this horny?Ive never sacked it like this in my life.Had sex 5 times on my bday and still jerked it 3 times that day.

It's probably a tumor in your pituitary.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Henda on January 21, 2017, 01:40:05 AM
Too true.

It is so hilarious when you have women like the fat, gross skanks Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer actually thinking they are hot. ??? ::)

(http://i64.tinypic.com/x0oeoz.jpg)

(http://i68.tinypic.com/amebyo.jpg)

So sad. :-[ :P
Do those sloppy fat disgusting bitches actually think they look good? Fucking deluded idiots
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: AbrahamG on January 21, 2017, 01:40:20 AM
Too true.

It is so hilarious when you have women like the fat, gross skanks Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer actually thinking they are hot. ??? ::)

(http://i64.tinypic.com/x0oeoz.jpg)

(http://i68.tinypic.com/amebyo.jpg)

So sad. :-[ :P

My dick is harder than the last time I fucked your mother.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: ratherbebig on January 21, 2017, 02:40:26 AM
great thread. middle age men talking about jerking off. only on star wars-forum getbig
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: dj181 on January 21, 2017, 04:54:25 AM
Do those sloppy fat disgusting bitches actually think they look good? Fucking deluded idiots

plenty of darkies would jump at the chance, particularly the dirty pakis and Indians that are out your way bro
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: mass243 on January 21, 2017, 05:05:34 AM
Not masturbating 3 times a day on regular bases but I still have active sex drive.

I'm close to 50 old fart and have been waiting for decades when I can't get my dick hard any longer - as the feminists say will happen  ::)

I think if you're active, healthy etc. you will have sex as long as you breath.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: FREAKgeek on January 21, 2017, 05:44:42 AM
I recently turned 40 and I've noticed I jerk off a lot.Im beating it 3-5 times a day and having sex once a day(would have it a lot more if up to me).No test just naturally a horby bastard.Any other guys this horny?Ive never sacked it like this in my life.Had sex 5 times on my bday and still jerked it 3 times that day.

Can't say the same. 1-2 X per week tops.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Henda on January 21, 2017, 05:45:51 AM
plenty of darkies would jump at the chance, particularly the dirty pakis and Indians that are out your way bro

To be honest mate I'd fuck either of them and have a great time doing so but I'd not be happy with them thinking they are attractive in any way shape or form, I'd like them to know they are ugly and have low self esteem
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Marty Champions on January 21, 2017, 05:47:30 AM
i beat twice every day fuck twice a week because her pussy hurts
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Henda on January 21, 2017, 05:49:21 AM
i beat twice every day fuck twice a week because her pussy hurts

Similar to my routine except the twice a week sex is because she is a miserable old frigid hag
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Marty Champions on January 21, 2017, 05:51:49 AM
Similar to my routine except the twice a week sex is because she is a miserable old frigid hag
most women are always miserable
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 21, 2017, 06:16:51 AM
To be honest mate I'd fuck either of them and have a great time doing so but I'd not be happy with them thinking they are attractive in any way shape or form, I'd like them to know they are ugly and have low self esteem

Hahahahaha
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Hack Benchers on January 21, 2017, 06:23:50 AM
Similar to my routine except the twice a week sex is because she is a miserable old frigid hag
This is getbig GOLD!!!!
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Hack Benchers on January 21, 2017, 06:24:40 AM
Similar to my routine except the twice a week sex is because she is a miserable old frigid hag
But....does she let you eat crisps INSIDE the house?
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on January 21, 2017, 06:27:25 AM
I wasn't too much into jerking off but since I got the virtual reality headset I have being jerking off like crazy because it feels so real.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: mass243 on January 21, 2017, 06:36:23 AM
Do those sloppy fat disgusting bitches actually think they look good? Fucking deluded idiots

Hell no.
Women are very self-conscious. Even the hot ones sometimes feel they are ugly and disgusting. Many have talked on this.

Those ugly feminists just present the image of them thinking they are sexy and good just as they are. They do this to piss off people.
That's how they make their living.
 
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Henda on January 21, 2017, 06:51:52 AM
But....does she let you eat crisps INSIDE the house?

She's got no choice mate If she dosent like it she knows where the door is
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Henda on January 21, 2017, 06:53:11 AM
Hell no.
Women are very self-conscious. Even the hot ones sometimes feel they are ugly and disgusting. Many have talked on this.

Those ugly feminists just present the image of them thinking they are sexy and good just as they are. They do this to piss off people.
That's how they make their living.
 
I hope they cry when looking naked in a full length mirror they thoroughly deserve too
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Desolate on January 21, 2017, 07:25:16 PM
My dick is harder than the last time I fucked your mother.

My mother would have no use for a wannabe bodybuilder that is juiced to the gills, but still having no muscle and nads the size of raisins. ;D

You're both sad and pathetic. :-*
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Tapeworm on January 21, 2017, 08:36:59 PM
Similar to my routine except the twice a week sex is because she is a miserable old frigid hag

Giver a nice massage with plenty of oil and candlelight to set the mood and then fist her.  To finish put a foot on her head and jerk off on her diary while talking filthy about her sister.  You'll see a reaction.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Hack Benchers on January 21, 2017, 10:08:06 PM
She's got no choice mate If she dosent like it she knows where the door is
You are more of a man than me thats for sure.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: dj181 on January 21, 2017, 10:27:37 PM
Giver a nice massage with plenty of oil and candlelight to set the mood and then fist her.  To finish put a foot on her head and jerk off on her diary while talking filthy about her sister.  You'll see a reaction.

 ;D

you and henda are the funniest dudes on this site
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Primemuscle on January 21, 2017, 10:51:54 PM
I recently turned 40 and I've noticed I jerk off a lot.Im beating it 3-5 times a day and having sex once a day(would have it a lot more if up to me).No test just naturally a horby bastard.Any other guys this horny?Ive never sacked it like this in my life.Had sex 5 times on my bday and still jerked it 3 times that day.

Baiting.  ;)
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Primemuscle on January 21, 2017, 10:53:37 PM
U have sex on the brain and a lack of self control... what type of mental imagery facilitates ejaculation?

Find yourself wearing Depends a lot lately?  ;D
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Primemuscle on January 21, 2017, 10:55:08 PM
In December 2013, the week I turned 32, my sperm count was 830 million.

I am getting another test next week though.  Hoping to crush a billion, but I will be pleased with a total sperm count over 500 million.

This is a good thing since you want more children. Any prospects for a surrogate?
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Primemuscle on January 21, 2017, 10:57:17 PM
You've posted your PM to Primemuscle by accident.

You should be more careful about that in the future. Hope this helps.


And the PM was no more impressive than his post here.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Primemuscle on January 21, 2017, 10:58:19 PM
I recently turned 40 and I've noticed I jerk off a lot.Im beating it 3-5 times a day and having sex once a day(would have it a lot more if up to me).No test just naturally a horby bastard.Any other guys this horny?Ive never sacked it like this in my life.Had sex 5 times on my bday and still jerked it 3 times that day.

Get a job.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Tapeworm on January 21, 2017, 11:00:04 PM
;D

you and henda are the funniest dudes on this site

Thanks.  I appreciate that.  Especially since the gf hasn't seen the lighter side of it yet but at least she doesn't ask me for massages any more or insist I attend family functions.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Primemuscle on January 21, 2017, 11:00:53 PM
I wasn't too much into jerking off but since I got the virtual reality headset I have being jerking off like crazy because it feels so real.

It wasn't real virtual reality before? Weird.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: robcguns on January 22, 2017, 05:45:58 AM
Get a job.

I own a small construction company and I have a lot of free time.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Henda on January 22, 2017, 06:00:40 AM
Giver a nice massage with plenty of oil and candlelight to set the mood and then fist her.  To finish put a foot on her head and jerk off on her diary while talking filthy about her sister.  You'll see a reaction.

Haha can I just skip the candles and massage though?
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: dj181 on January 22, 2017, 06:05:28 AM
Thanks.  I appreciate that.  Especially since the gf hasn't seen the lighter side of it yet but at least she doesn't ask me for massages any more or insist I attend family functions.

but does she make you go shopping with her?
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: wes on January 22, 2017, 09:31:15 AM
I just cracked one off!
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Taffin on January 22, 2017, 10:48:26 AM
It's probably a tumor in your pituitary.

(http://m.popkey.co/bf8fdb/6b9w1.gif)
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Joe Pietaro on January 22, 2017, 07:51:50 PM
It's tough to go a day without dropping a load, either through self-infliction or with the wife.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: AbrahamG on January 24, 2017, 12:05:57 AM
My mother would have no use for a wannabe bodybuilder that is juiced to the gills, but still having no muscle and nads the size of raisins. ;D

You're both sad and pathetic. :-*

Forgot that she also likes it up the ass.
Title: Re: Jacking off
Post by: Desolate on January 24, 2017, 10:08:38 PM
I think you're confusing her with your boyfriend. :-*

I kind of figured you were a homo.