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Title: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: muscleman-2017 on February 11, 2017, 03:31:42 AM: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew to their satisfaction?

Is a DNA test sufficient?
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Bevo on February 11, 2017, 05:30:13 AM: By dieting to 105 pounds :D
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Slapper on February 11, 2017, 05:57:03 AM: Take out your cock at the passport control area, show them your two inch python and blame rabbi Kutstein for the absence of manhood.

They'll understand.
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Irongrip400 on February 11, 2017, 06:29:13 AM: I think if you are a convert you have the right to citizenship too. A friend of mine and her husband moved there because he was Jewish, except he converted to Catholicism. I guess it didn't matter in his case because his mother was Jewish. I guess what I'm saying is, I have no clue.
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on February 11, 2017, 06:36:42 AM: Quote from: muscleman-2017 on February 11, 2017, 03:31:42 AM
I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew to their satisfaction?

Is a DNA test sufficient?

Walk up to immigration drop a penny on the floor then start searching for it while crying hysterically about the money you just lost.
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: local hero on February 11, 2017, 06:37:04 AM: Does your nose not have to be a certain length or somthing?
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 11, 2017, 06:47:13 AM: Irongrip is correct.....kind of. If you convert, you are eligible to become a citizen. But it needs to be a legit conversion from a legit synagogue. Not some bullshit on-line jewery. If you go full orthodox then you get moved to the express lane. It's a long process. And yes if your moms a Jew then you're part of the club.
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Slapper on February 11, 2017, 07:02:11 AM: I read on the New York Times the other day that the Spanish government is giving automatic citizenship to the descendants of the Spanish Jews that were expelled in 1492.

So, if you're a Sephardi Jew, give it a try. Never hurts to have another option.
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Mobil on February 11, 2017, 08:08:45 AM: Drop a pennie on the ground and go crazy to find it...they will know you are Jewish
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: wes on February 11, 2017, 08:11:31 AM: Show them the first dollar you ever earned. :D
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: robcguns on February 11, 2017, 08:14:11 AM: Quote from: 8 INCH not biceps on February 11, 2017, 06:36:42 AM
Walk up to immigration drop a penny on the floor then start searching for it while crying hysterically about the money you just lost.

Hahahahha
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 11, 2017, 09:19:51 AM: $$$$, give them money and they'll give you a passport.
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Mobil on February 11, 2017, 09:32:59 AM: Quote from: 8 INCH not biceps on February 11, 2017, 06:36:42 AM
Walk up to immigration drop a penny on the floor then start searching for it while crying hysterically about the money you just lost.

Lol said the same till i saw your post
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 11, 2017, 09:36:25 AM: Quote from: muscleman-2017 on February 11, 2017, 03:31:42 AM
I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew to their satisfaction?

Is a DNA test sufficient?

You're too much of a moron, so there's nothing to satisfy
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Irongrip400 on February 11, 2017, 12:46:01 PM: Quote from: Slapper on February 11, 2017, 07:02:11 AM
I read on the New York Times the other day that the Spanish government is giving automatic citizenship to the descendants of the Spanish Jews that were expelled in 1492.

So, if you're a Sephardi Jew, give it a try. Never hurts to have another option.

Sounds to me like Spain is trying to inject a stimulus package into their shit economy. Once in, they won't recover. :-\
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: rocco-x on February 11, 2017, 03:14:44 PM: Rub gefilte fish on your pits and keep a cig lit in a downpour using the hebrew honker as cover and you're golden.
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Nails on February 11, 2017, 03:27:00 PM: You need to show evidence of you severed foreskin to a rabbi at temple
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 11, 2017, 03:32:10 PM: Quote from: Nails on February 11, 2017, 03:27:00 PM
You need to show evidence of you severed foreskin to a rabbi at temple

True
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Yamcha on February 11, 2017, 03:33:05 PM: Get succ'd off by a Kohen after he cuts your cock
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 11, 2017, 03:36:22 PM: A lot of dick sucking fantisies in this thread :-\
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Nails on February 11, 2017, 03:40:12 PM: You can also PM OneMoreRep a pic of your dick as well, he can verify your getbig stars of david jew account
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 11, 2017, 04:55:39 PM: Israelis are very funny people and love jokes. Just fly there with an SS t-shirt and a Hitler mustache and start pretending to be hitler. They'll love it. They love jokers and will welcome you as a citizen.
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Kwon on February 11, 2017, 04:56:11 PM: Quote from: airosol on February 11, 2017, 06:47:13 AM
Irongrip is correct.....kind of. If you convert, you are eligible to become a citizen. But it needs to be a legit conversion from a legit synagogue. Not some bullshit on-line jewery. If you go full orthodox then you get moved to the express lane. It's a long process. And yes if your moms a Jew then you're part of the club.

Online Jewery of Peace! :D

Got my jew-diploma from Mel Goodrum HWRKR CSN MSFIT
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Slapper on February 11, 2017, 07:34:20 PM: Quote from: Irongrip400 on February 11, 2017, 12:46:01 PM
Sounds to me like Spain is trying to inject a stimulus package into their shit economy. Once in, they won't recover. :-\

I don't know what the motive is. What I do know, from the article, is that the Sephardi community lobbied the powers-that-be for many years to have them reinstate citizenship to those expelled Spanish folks. Although it was never made part of a political program, I understand that the return of the Sephardi Jews to Spain has always had a very positive response among the population.

They wanted to do the same thing with the republicans that left when Franco took power, but the their descendants don't want to go back.
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Ropo on February 12, 2017, 05:06:34 AM: Quote from: muscleman-2017 on February 11, 2017, 03:31:42 AM
I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew to their satisfaction?

Is a DNA test sufficient?

I don't know if they really have a shortage of mentally ill morons like you? First thing they do is the background check and when they see what kind of sick nazi imbecile you are, they probably make you disappear.. ;D
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Kwon on February 12, 2017, 05:13:54 AM: I want to be a Slapper or a Muscleman, who do i contact? Goodrum?
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: kogba on February 12, 2017, 06:07:24 AM: But..but didn't Wiggs say original jews(hebrews) were black? Are you?
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 12, 2017, 06:19:26 AM: Quote from: kogba on February 12, 2017, 06:07:24 AM
But..but didn't Wiggs say original jews(hebrews) were black? Are you?

Both want to apply for citizenship, both will fail in their attempts...
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: Yamcha on February 12, 2017, 10:50:14 AM: Quote from: DroppingPlates on February 12, 2017, 06:19:26 AM
Both want to apply for citizenship, both will fail in their attempts...

Lol. Well... end thread
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: muscleman-2017 on February 14, 2017, 10:35:11 PM: Quote from: DroppingPlates on February 12, 2017, 06:19:26 AM
Both want to apply for citizenship, both will fail in their attempts...

You are the epitome of a goyim cuck. It is almost embarrassing how easy it has been to destroy your future through mass immigration and media propaganda.

IF you have children (which I doubt - because no women would want them with you) they are probably just as cucky as you and will make good slaves.
Title: Re: I want Israeli citizenship - how do I prove I am an ethnic Jew
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 15, 2017, 12:33:49 AM: Quote from: muscleman-2017 on February 14, 2017, 10:35:11 PM
You are the epitome of a goyim cuck. It is almost embarrassing how easy it has been to destroy your future through mass immigration and media propaganda.

IF you have children (which I doubt - because no women would want them with you) they are probably just as cucky as you and will make good slaves.

Thank you for your feedback, you've really lost it