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Title: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 14, 2017, 02:04:47 PM
Every time I see these Viagra commercials with these juicy delicious cougars sitting on the bed I have to laugh to think which poor fucking sap couldn't get hard having a chick like this.  I get hard just watching the commercials.  These whores would have my cock jabbed up their ass every waking moment.

(http://www.gaiahealthblog.com/wordpress1/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Blue-Dress-13.jpg)

(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-11/17/17/campaign_images/webdr06/doctors-want-to-pull-drug-ads-from-tv-and-magazin-2-20523-1447797621-0_dblbig.jpg)

(https://d1o51r9qdgnnlz.cloudfront.net/static_image/9f06a60a-c146-40d7-8261-82a26f293fba/static.jpg)

(https://d1o51r9qdgnnlz.cloudfront.net/static_image/c0aea20a-5b77-4608-b89f-74a5206a5342/static.jpg)
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: wes on February 14, 2017, 02:07:26 PM
I agree,I could see if the broad was a toothless whale but I`d have no problem fucking any of the above chicks and I`m older than table salt.
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Hack Benchers on February 14, 2017, 02:07:56 PM
Mine is limp. Its no joke broseph!!
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: 8 INCH not biceps on February 14, 2017, 02:17:00 PM
Mine is limp. Its no joke broseph!!

If you cant give it then you need to take it, time to buy some knee pads bro.
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Hack Benchers on February 14, 2017, 02:22:20 PM
If you cant give it then you need to take it, time to buy some knee pads bro.
No pads needed, I can take it like a champ
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Spike on February 14, 2017, 02:34:35 PM
Once again it's the Hollywood illusion that chicks like this won't like you if you can't get ur dick hard = they just sold their shit to u

It's really for the men on antidepressants and the fat majority they market to , almost every dude has had a night where he couldn't bang because alkehal nt antidepressants ant ur fat ass don't supply a resourceful amount of blood to ur dick - they stay 'ready'
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Dave D on February 14, 2017, 02:38:28 PM
Pics of erection while watching said commercial or we will know youre a self loathing limp looking for affirmation.
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: wes on February 14, 2017, 02:39:20 PM
No pads needed, I can take it like a champ
I heard you got the "Golden Knee Pad" award 10 years in a row!!  :D


Just kidding my friend.  ;)
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Marty Champions on February 14, 2017, 02:39:43 PM
the last chik is on point slut game
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Grape Ape on February 14, 2017, 02:43:52 PM
My favorite viagra girl:

(http://soccer123.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/won2.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: BIG DUB on February 14, 2017, 02:45:01 PM
Like saying weak fuckers who need steroids lol!
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 14, 2017, 03:05:36 PM
Pics of erection while watching said commercial or we will know youre a self loathing limp looking for affirmation.

Fucking file size limit keeps blocking me.
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Taffin on February 14, 2017, 03:22:09 PM
No pads needed, I can take it like a champ

Hahaha that's a class answer LOL.  (And if u need any don't buy them, I'll lend u mine hahahhaaa!)
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: chokeslam on February 14, 2017, 04:07:00 PM
Sounds like you hammer a lot of pussy there, champ.

If you can't get it up 100%, you need to get to the root cause. But if you're going out drinking and know you're going to pull some pussy, having a half tab in your pocket is just enough confidence to not even need it half the time. No shame in that at all.
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 14, 2017, 04:21:11 PM
probably fat fuks who are married to fat fuks need them
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: judochoke on February 14, 2017, 05:10:01 PM
blow me. I'm on blood pressure meds, messes up my Peter. I take shit from India to get a boner 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: SF1900 on February 14, 2017, 05:16:44 PM
Because a lot of times it has nothing to do with being turned on. It's a physiological problem. For example, diabetes complications can lead to erectile dysfunction, and has zero to do with someone being turned on.
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: FREAKgeek on February 14, 2017, 05:23:12 PM
Every time I see these Viagra commercials with these juicy delicious cougars sitting on the bed I have to laugh to think which poor fucking sap couldn't get hard having a chick like this.  I get hard just watching the commercials.  These whores would have my cock jabbed up their ass every waking moment.

(http://www.gaiahealthblog.com/wordpress1/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Blue-Dress-13.jpg)

(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-11/17/17/campaign_images/webdr06/doctors-want-to-pull-drug-ads-from-tv-and-magazin-2-20523-1447797621-0_dblbig.jpg)

(https://d1o51r9qdgnnlz.cloudfront.net/static_image/9f06a60a-c146-40d7-8261-82a26f293fba/static.jpg)

(https://d1o51r9qdgnnlz.cloudfront.net/static_image/c0aea20a-5b77-4608-b89f-74a5206a5342/static.jpg)

I find them annoying and offensive. They always seem to be on when I'm with family.
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Tapeworm on February 14, 2017, 06:04:03 PM
My favorite viagra girl:

(http://soccer123.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/won2.jpeg.jpg)

Unacceptable.  Never done a squat in her life.  She'd wobble around like a baby deer on those spindles. 
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: CalvinH on February 15, 2017, 07:18:09 AM
My favorite viagra girl:

(http://soccer123.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/won2.jpeg.jpg)


Need to see this commercial...

...I like how the commercials always show the ladies feet for the foot fetish people.
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Grape Ape on February 15, 2017, 09:00:25 AM

Need to see this commercial...

...I like how the commercials always show the ladies feet for the foot fetish people.

I don't think that was a commercial, just a pic.   But, squat comments aside, she looks like the kind of girl who looks great all the time.  And that will hold up for a long time.
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Dave D on February 15, 2017, 09:36:47 AM
My favorite viagra girl:

(http://soccer123.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/won2.jpeg.jpg)

I dont know where to start with this one...


Classic nation wide advertising budget. Old chipped paint on stool, refinished with wicker seating, oh brother  ::).  Corner wall tile THREE different sizes, and thats not mentioning the 80's issue tiled counters and back splash.

Dont forget the mismatched bathing suit and the wearing of her "boyfriends" shirt that fits her to a t (leading the public to think its perfectly fine as a man to be the same size of a small female. Epic subliminal message to create more beta twinks).
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Grape Ape on February 15, 2017, 09:47:56 AM
I dont know where to start with this one...


Classic nation wide advertising budget. Old chipped paint on stool, refinished with wicker seating, oh brother  ::).  Corner wall tile THREE different sizes, and thats not mentioning the 80's issue tiled counters and back splash.

Dont forget the mismatched bathing suit and the wearing of her "boyfriends" shirt that fits her to a t (leading the public to think its perfectly fine as a man to be the same size of a small female. Epic subliminal message to create more beta twinks).

You over thought this one - it's just a pic of her on vacation.
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Dave D on February 15, 2017, 10:00:25 AM
You over thought this one - it's just a pic of her on vacation.

Are they suggesting third world vacation trips to feel rich?


Side note how old do we think this chick is?


Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Grape Ape on February 15, 2017, 10:03:39 AM
Are they suggesting third world vacation trips to feel rich?


Side note how old do we think this chick is?




She's 42-43
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: _bruce_ on February 15, 2017, 11:23:25 AM
It's mostly mental and also in parts a problem if you have a tight pelvic floor. Once you get some knot in it you're in for a "workout".
Viagra and co. only boost confidence and help relax the muscles.
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Hack Benchers on February 15, 2017, 11:24:54 AM
I heard you got the "Golden Knee Pad" award 10 years in a row!!  :D


Just kidding my friend.  ;)

FUX OFF  ;D
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Hack Benchers on February 15, 2017, 11:27:00 AM
I dont know where to start with this one...


Classic nation wide advertising budget. Old chipped paint on stool, refinished with wicker seating, oh brother  ::).  Corner wall tile THREE different sizes, and thats not mentioning the 80's issue tiled counters and back splash.

Dont forget the mismatched bathing suit and the wearing of her "boyfriends" shirt that fits her to a t (leading the public to think its perfectly fine as a man to be the same size of a small female. Epic subliminal message to create more beta twinks).
You got a strong eye bro!!
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: Hack Benchers on February 15, 2017, 11:28:14 AM
Hahaha that's a class answer LOL.  (And if u need any don't buy them, I'll lend u mine hahahhaaa!)
;D ;D I will contact you if needed...
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: cephissus on February 15, 2017, 03:26:44 PM
I dont know where to start with this one...


Classic nation wide advertising budget. Old chipped paint on stool, refinished with wicker seating, oh brother  ::).  Corner wall tile THREE different sizes, and thats not mentioning the 80's issue tiled counters and back splash.

Dont forget the mismatched bathing suit and the wearing of her "boyfriends" shirt that fits her to a t (leading the public to think its perfectly fine as a man to be the same size of a small female. Epic subliminal message to create more beta twinks).

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Limp fuckers who need Viagra
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 15, 2017, 09:20:44 PM
You guys are nuts. It's like 80% of guys over 50 who have problems getting wood. And that number climbs to 90% over the age of 60...Don't matter if you're fat, skinny, depressed, happy, rich or poor. Only a matter of time before it hits 40 year olds. And then people in their 30's. There's a war going on. And they're going for your balls one way or another...