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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Simple Simon on March 04, 2017, 02:25:33 PM
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2017 Arnold Classic - Bodybuilding Open: prejudging
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dallas takes the front double bicep, most muscular and possibly the ab-thigh. cedric takes the back and front lat spread, rear double bi goes to cedric too. side chest and side tri were close but I give those poses to cedric
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What's the point of the butt slap?
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What's the point of the butt slap?
IFBB G4P equivalent of Pizzagate sign. They are available for double teams later.
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What's the point of the butt slap?
Focusing on Dallas' lack of striated glutes.
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Cedric takes the front double bicep and most muscular. possibly the ab-thigh. cedric takes the back and front lat spread, rear double bi. side chest and side tri were close but I give those poses to cederic
Fixed it for you. Dallas' abs suck, and lack of ab detail for both in the FDB. Cedric has a better flow.
Both of them need to travel to Kuwait for some anabolic chicken.
If Twizzler could nail his conditioning and bring that one leg up, he'd be a force.
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So Dallas isn't even in the first call out?
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they get called out numerically first, Dallas and Cedric were in the last callout, its between them
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they get called out numerically first, Dallas and Cedric were in the last callout, its between them
I see, though I find it weird
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Ceedrick Mcmillan is an inarticulate clod who assrapes defenseless Christmas toys in his underwear before the eyes of his children. He is naught but scummy smegma without calves and unworthy of respect.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=588683.0
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Ceedrick Mcmillan is an inarticulate clod who assrapes defenseless Christmas toys in his underwear before the eyes of his children. He is naught but scummy smegma without calves and unworthy of respect.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=588683.0
After painting a sigil on his hotel door and chanting the magic muscle God incantations, (7 reps the first for 30 minutes, and then two 30 minute sets of 8 reps. Each rep representing Arnold, Haney, and Ronnie wins) Cedric defeated your curse.
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Homo's of peace...
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As long as they said "No homo", it wasn't gay.
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After painting a sigil on his hotel door and chanting the magic muscle God incantations, (7 reps the first for 30 minutes, and then two 30 minute sets of 8 reps. Each rep representing Arnold, Haney, and Ronnie wins) Cedric defeated your curse.
;D
So it appears. The powerful magic muscle god incantations (aka, the Schmojo) is of demonic origin, and the diabolical presence of Lonnie Teper, who is cut from the figure of Satan, at the event is not coincidental. Thankfully, I am in a constant state of His grace, and the forces of good will ultimately prevail.
Blessings to you, brother.
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Butt slap means "I own your ass". Dallas didn't took it kindly
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;D
So it appears. The powerful magic muscle god incantations (aka, the Schmojo) is of demonic origin, and the diabolical presence of Lonnie Teper, who is cut from the figure of Satan, at the event is not coincidental. Thankfully, I am in a constant state of His grace, and the forces of good will ultimately prevail.
Blessings to you, brother.
Butt what if he finds the Thong Of Destiny and upon donning it, crosses wangs with Dallas and in doing so releases the Teper?!
The Teper. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectal-fixation of Antoine Vaillant, the Teper came as a large and vibrating Butt-Plug! Then, during the third circle-jerk of the last of the Weider suppliments, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Schmoe! Many Hernes and Hipos knew what it was to be buggered next to the ice machine in the 7th basement of the Mirage that day, I can tell you!
Pizza HuAkbar, Sensei.
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Be There, during your competitive days, have you ever gave a gentle tap on the buttocks of another bodybuilder?
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Be There, during your competitive days, have you ever gave a gentle tap on the buttocks of another bodybuilder?
It's only gay when this happens backstage
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Be There, during your competitive days, have you ever gave a gentle tap on the buttocks of another bodybuilder?
No, I have on occasion vigorously rubbed the butt cheeks of fellow competitors while burying my nose deep in their anus though.
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No, I have on occasion vigorously rubbed the butt cheeks of fellow competitors while burying my nose deep in their anus though.
I knew it I knew it!!! You fudge packer!!!!!!
PM me your adress, I will fly over to visit you in my thong, no homo.
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What's the point of the butt slap?
"Sport" is getting gayer by the day :D
(http://static.gamespot.com/uploads/original/1425/14251903/2454791-1361589542722.gif)
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High calves of peace.....
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What's the point of the butt slap?
It's the proverbial sacrifice to Joe Weider, per the instructions left for the adherents of the religion on a soiled competition thong.
It's supposed to bring favor on both competitors, and ensure they both have their sphincters masssaged.
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Butt what if he finds the Thong Of Destiny and upon donning it, crosses wangs with Dallas and in doing so releases the Teper?!
The Teper. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectal-fixation of Antoine Vaillant, the Teper came as a large and vibrating Butt-Plug! Then, during the third circle-jerk of the last of the Weider suppliments, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Schmoe! Many Hernes and Hipos knew what it was to be buggered next to the ice machine in the 7th basement of the Mirage that day, I can tell you!
Pizza HuAkbar, Sensei.
Ah, yes, the infernal Teper, which, in addition to assuming its protean, pre-chosen forms, is also described in both the Ashmoe Bestiary and Pseudomonarchia Daemonum as a shapeshifting fiend possessing the head of a schmoe and the body of a schmoe, though not the same schmoe. You know you are in the presence of the Teper when you hear a faint but distinct whisper in your ear, "Will you peel for me; please?"
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Ah, yes, the infernal Teper, which, in addition to assuming its protean, pre-chosen forms, is also described in both the Ashmoe Bestiary and Pseudomonarchia Daemonum, as a shapeshifting fiend possessing the head of a schmoe and the body of a schmoe, though not the same schmoe. You know you are in the presence of the Teper when you hear a faint but distinct whisper in your ear, "Will you peel for me; please?"
Possibly Teper is from the Aether realm? A spiritual semi-corporeal Chimera. Here but not here, there but not there. A fifth Elemental be he?
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Butt* what if he finds the Thong Of Destiny and upon donning it, crosses wangs with Dallas and in doing so releases the Teper?!
"total proteinic reversal" It would be bad… Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
* ps nicely played... ;)
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This thread seems as good a place as any for me to park my meaningless analysis...
Firstly, what the actual f**k is that on Dallas's back..?
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This thread seems as good a place as any for me to park my meaningless analysis...
Firstly, what the actual f**k is that on Dallas's back..?
Are you suggesting that he's an Illuminati? :D
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Secondly. For someone with a 'weak back' Dallas comes out of this reasonably OK to me... e.g. he appears to have the clearest Xmas tree to me? And although I love Cedric (nh) he doesn't appear to dominate here...?
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Are you suggesting that he's an Illuminati? :D
Yes. That is exactly what I am suggesting. Dallas posts here as 'Illuminati' LOL ;D
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Secondly. For someone with a 'weak back' Dallas comes out of this reasonably OK to me... e.g. he appears to have the clearest Xmas tree to me? And although I love Cedric (nh) he doesn't appear to dominate here...?
What you see is a hole in his back due to lack of lower back development. His back looks better than I thought it would be. Most defined upper back goes to Maxx Charles. But all of the backs are disappointing. Beyeke's detail has faded away.
Analysis: In the future Dallas The Disappointment will not be The One.
Colum Von Moger needs to step up to the big boys.
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Last one.
I respectfully (and probably foolishly) ask two things:
1 - why do they all have pointy heads? And
2 - is it me or does every single one of them - apart from Cedric - appear to have oil-enhanced delts?
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buttslapping?
theyre not even hiding the gayness anymore
it come to a point where buttslapping someone might make you win the contest
thats why dallas slapped back, he was afraid he would lose it right there and then, and he did, because he wasnt first to do it
thats how obviously gay bodybuilding has become
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buttslapping?
theyre not even hiding the gayness anymore
it come to a point where buttslapping someone might make you win the contest
thats why dallas slapped back, he was afraid he would lose it right there and then, and he did, because he wasnt first to do it
thats how obviously gay bodybuilding has become
the money from the fart powder business has dried up, the money from blogging on MD or similar is gone. as Lee Priest says, now the game is to get paid to get shots of test straight from the source.
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"total proteinic reversal" It would be bad… Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
* ps nicely played... ;)
Excellent word-play! ;D
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Last one.
I respectfully (and probably foolishly) ask two things:
1 - why do they all have pointy heads? And
2 - is it me or does every single one of them - apart from Cedric - appear to have oil-enhanced delts?
From this picture, it sure does look like they all have oil
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Excellent word-play! ;D
Woah, careful there my friend, or we'll be falsely accused of mutual butt-slapping in the court of GetBig ;)
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From this picture, it sure does look like they all have oil
Even Cedric? From the videos I've watched I've struggled to notice that - perhaps he's just more subtle than the others....
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Last one.
I respectfully (and probably foolishly) ask two things:
1 - why do they all have pointy heads? And
2 - is it me or does every single one of them - apart from Cedric - appear to have oil-enhanced delts?
Why is no one shredded? This lineup is not inspiring to say the least.
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Why is no one shredded? This lineup is not inspiring to say the least.
Did you watched the whole men's open ??? Both Maxx Charles and Michael Lockett were desert dry