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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Meta-physical on March 17, 2017, 06:45:54 AM
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Dear readers,
The corpulent consumer of pastries, pies, and poptarts, widely known by his nom de guerre 'bigmc' has recently posted something so egregious, so beyond the pale, that he leaves me with no other option but to temporarily abnegate my gentlemanly comportment and insist upon the arrangement of a physical altercation in a controlled environment. Here is what he said:
'its also worth noting that anyone under 200lbs
is a twink and unable to fight properly
with a couple of notable exceptions
small weak people should stfu and bow down to genetically superior super males'
Weighing in at a respectable 165lbs, I am the perfect combination of grace, athleticism, and devastating power, and therefore take great exception to his crass and misguided comments. I offer 'bigmc' one opportunity to retract his statement and issue an apology, or agree to a throwing of hands under Marquess of Queensberry rules. It is my intention to beat 'bigmc' about his head and body in order to force his capitulation or effect his demise, and I am willing to fly to any part of the United Kingdom of England in order to facilitate this. I understand that an event such as this will require a sufficient period of preparation to hone ones skills, so I would like to propose a date of early August, if this suits? I eagerly await your response, sir.
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Did he really say that? I can't imagine he was being serious as he is a fan of boxing and knows about the fighting skills at all weights.
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Did he really say that? I can't imagine he was being serious as he is a fan of boxing and knows about the fighting skills at all weights.
He certainly did, sir. And he will pay for it. He will pay dearly.
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Dear readers,
The corpulent consumer of pastries, pies, and poptarts, widely known by his nom de guerre 'bigmc' has recently posted something so egregious, so beyond the pale, that he leaves me with no other option but to temporarily abnegate my gentlemanly comportment and insist upon the arrangement of a physical altercation in a controlled environment. Here is what he said:
'its also worth noting that anyone under 200lbs
is a twink and unable to fight properly
with a couple of notable exceptions
small weak people should stfu and bow down to genetically superior super males'
Weighing in at a respectable 165lbs, I am the perfect combination of grace, athleticism, and devastating power, and therefore take great exception to his crass and misguided comments. I offer 'bigmc' one opportunity to retract his statement and issue an apology, or agree to a throwing of hands under Marquess of Queensberry rules. It is my intention to beat 'bigmc' about his head and body in order to force his capitulation or effect his demise, and I am willing to fly to any part of the United Kingdom of England in order to facilitate this. I understand that an event such as this will require a sufficient period of preparation to hone ones skills, so I would like to propose a date of early August, if this suits? I eagerly await your response, sir.
Thats not how to do a challenge in Britain! You should know this.
Forget the posh old rules.
This is how to make a challenge in UK these days.
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True, you need to make call out videos haha. I gave this Mongoloid an awful kicking just before last Christmas when he was bothering people for money outside a local garage.
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True, you need to make call out videos haha. I gave this Mongoloid an awful kicking just before last Christmas when he was bothering people for money outside a local garage.
Yes, the only way to make it serious, is to make a call-out video.
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A whole package / family-challenge for BigMc/Meta-Physical
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Gentlemen, videos will follow once the date has been agreed. I will include a full demonstration of my skill-set and moves (apart from the secret ones, because I don't want to lose tactical advantage).
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Dear readers,
The corpulent consumer of pastries, pies, and poptarts, widely known by his nom de guerre 'bigmc' has recently posted something so egregious, so beyond the pale, that he leaves me with no other option but to temporarily abnegate my gentlemanly comportment and insist upon the arrangement of a physical altercation in a controlled environment. Here is what he said:
'its also worth noting that anyone under 200lbs
is a twink and unable to fight properly
with a couple of notable exceptions
small weak people should stfu and bow down to genetically superior super males'
Weighing in at a respectable 165lbs, I am the perfect combination of grace, athleticism, and devastating power, and therefore take great exception to his crass and misguided comments. I offer 'bigmc' one opportunity to retract his statement and issue an apology, or agree to a throwing of hands under Marquess of Queensberry rules. It is my intention to beat 'bigmc' about his head and body in order to force his capitulation or effect his demise, and I am willing to fly to any part of the United Kingdom of England in order to facilitate this. I understand that an event such as this will require a sufficient period of preparation to hone ones skills, so I would like to propose a date of early August, if this suits? I eagerly await your response, sir.
gayer than asking a mod for "leeway" so you can "troll the forum". ::)
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gayer than asking a mod for "leeway" so you can "troll the forum". ::)
Haha, Chaos is a Judas bastard!
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Charlie Mcdonagh again, 'I'll fight you anytime, just give me ten months notice first' hahaha
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Haha, Chaos is a Judas bastard!
Lol at believing there's a "chaos".
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Dear readers,
The corpulent consumer of pastries, pies, and poptarts, widely known by his nom de guerre 'bigmc' has recently posted something so egregious, so beyond the pale, that he leaves me with no other option but to temporarily abnegate my gentlemanly comportment and insist upon the arrangement of a physical altercation in a controlled environment.
Administrators advised of licentious availment of thesaurus.
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Well put together call-out. Cannot be refused/sidestepped
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Well put together call-out. Cannot be refused/sidestepped
Actually it can.
It's been long established that any and all conflicts between getbiggers are to be settled under the respectable gentlemanly guidelines of Code Duello.
In other words, the Marquis of Queensbury can go take a flying fuck.
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He hasn't replied, might need to send this to his inbox too
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He hasn't replied, might need to send this to his inbox too
bigmc doesn't talk to those under 200lbs with low post counts.
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do you know kung fu ::)
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Sorry to get off track here but it seems to be an appropriate time to ask knowledgeable GetBiggers about ktrag maga.
It's been years since I've been involved in any form of martial arts but the younger family member are involved in KM now and I've been thinking about taking KM classes myself in case I ever have to defend myself during family altercations.
Any suggestions/recommendations discussions would be appreciated.
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Sorry to get off track here but it seems to be an appropriate time to ask knowledgeable GetBiggers about ktrag maga.
It's been years since I've been involved in any form of martial arts but the younger family member are involved in KM now and I've been thinking about taking KM classes myself in case I ever have to defend myself during family altercations.
Any suggestions/recommendations discussions would be appreciated.
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That's not ktrag maga Kwon.
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That's not ktrag maga Kwon.
My bad
Here is some real ktrag magoo (http://tnation.t-nation.com/forum_images/c/8/c82aa_ORIG-ChuckBasher.jpg)
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You are not going to knockout anyone with those 16 ouncer's. At least go bareknucle.
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this thread has fail written all over it
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Dear readers,
The corpulent consumer of pastries, pies, and poptarts, widely known by his nom de guerre 'bigmc' has recently posted something so egregious, so beyond the pale, that he leaves me with no other option but to temporarily abnegate my gentlemanly comportment and insist upon the arrangement of a physical altercation in a controlled environment. Here is what he said:
'its also worth noting that anyone under 200lbs
is a twink and unable to fight properly
with a couple of notable exceptions
small weak people should stfu and bow down to genetically superior super males'
Weighing in at a respectable 165lbs, I am the perfect combination of grace, athleticism, and devastating power, and therefore take great exception to his crass and misguided comments. I offer 'bigmc' one opportunity to retract his statement and issue an apology, or agree to a throwing of hands under Marquess of Queensberry rules. It is my intention to beat 'bigmc' about his head and body in order to force his capitulation or effect his demise, and I am willing to fly to any part of the United Kingdom of England in order to facilitate this. I understand that an event such as this will require a sufficient period of preparation to hone ones skills, so I would like to propose a date of early August, if this suits? I eagerly await your response, sir.
A+
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These call-out videos are too much. ;D
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You are not going to knockout anyone with those 16 ouncer's. At least go bareknucle.
Trust me, my good man, I could render an elephant unconscious with those gloves on; however, I am willing to consider barekuckle, Kung Fu, Jeet Kune Do, Ktrag Maga, or duelling pistols, if I must. I specifically chose Queensberry rules as it was relevant to the thread he posted his disparaging remarks in, but I am open to these other options. My only caveat is that is that I am entitled to eye-gouging, biting, and crotch grabbing/twisting if mixed martial arts rules are selected, as it should be patently obvious that 'bigmc' is a man suffering from Prader-Willi syndrome and he may be able to pin me down with his excessive bulk. I do not want to run the risk of having him become sexually aroused when I am in that position.
this thread has fail written all over it
Your physical fitness assessment for the police force had 'fail' written all over it. This thread only fails if your pusillanimous nature gets the better of you and you refuse to engage me in hand-to-hand combat. I am asking you to behave like an honourable man and agree to the duel I have challenged you to. I expect an appropriate video response soon or it is only right and decent that I am awarded the title of GetBig's 'Best Man'.
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Trust me, my good man, I could render an elephant unconscious with those gloves on; however, I am willing to consider barekuckle, Kung Fu, Jeet Kune Do, Ktrag Maga, or duelling pistols, if I must. I specifically chose Queensberry rules as it was relevant to the thread he posted his disparaging remarks in, but I am open to these other options. My only caveat is that is that I am entitled to eye-gouging, biting, and crotch grabbing/twisting if mixed martial arts rules are selected, as it should be patently obvious that 'bigmc' is a man suffering from Prader-Willi syndrome and he may be able to pin me down with his excessive bulk. I do not want to run the risk of having him become sexually aroused when I am in that position.
Your physical fitness assessment for the police force had 'fail' written all over it. This thread only fails if your pusillanimous nature gets the better of you and you refuse to engage me in hand-to-hand combat. I am asking you to behave like an honourable man and agree to the duel I have challenged you to. I expect an appropriate video response soon or it is only right and decent that I am awarded the title of GetBig's 'Best Man'.
guess you must be bored
ok pm me your facebook page and your number and il ring you now
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guess you must be bored
ok pm me your facebook page and your number and il ring you now
Heavens above! Are you suggesting that a man of my distinction would have a need to connect with juvenile plebs via social media? You have just earned yourself an extra punch after the ref jumps in for that comment. I am certainly open to the suggestion of an amicable conversation over the telephone to arrange the event, though. I will purchase a cheap burner phone shortly, or you may PM me your new mobile and I will ring it from a withheld number; I do not want to run the risk of having you sign me up to numerous prostitution websites or engage in similar acts of childish horseplay.
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Heavens above! Are you suggesting that a man of my distinction would have a need to connect with juvenile plebs via social media? You have just earned yourself an extra punch after the ref jumps in for that comment. I am certainly open to the suggestion of an amicable conversation over the telephone to arrange the event, though. I will purchase a cheap burner phone shortly, or you may PM me your new mobile and I will ring it from a withheld number; I do not want to run the risk of having you sign me up to numerous prostitution websites or engage in similar acts of childish horseplay.
thanks for proving my point
i suggest you leave the house and interact with real people
or perhaps make another sign for the amusement of your online colleagues
either way im bored
so bye now :-*
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These kind of playground-taunting arguments and call outs that go nowhere are among the cringiest part of getbig.
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thanks for proving my point
i suggest you leave the house and interact with real people
or perhaps make another sign for the amusement of your online colleagues
either way im bored
so bye now :-*
That settles it. I am officially GetBig's Best Man.
THREAD CLOSED
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Bigmc has the distinction of engaging in the most disputes online of anyone on this forum....by far!
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thanks for proving my point
i suggest you leave the house and interact with real people
or perhaps make another sign for the amusement of your online colleagues
either way im bored
so bye now :-*
sounds like you are scared!
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Massive intimidatingly broad shoulders and scary thick muscular arms evident through the suit of 'meta physical'
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bigmc doesn't talk to those under 200lbs with low post counts.
To light to fight,to thin to win.
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Lol at believing there's a "chaos".
Lol @ believing there's a Grape Ape :-X
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Massive intimidatingly broad shoulders and scary thick muscular arms evident through the suit of 'meta physical'
That's a bespoke, merino wool Tom Ford suit, you sordid little proletarian. And don't expect me to risk getting it covered in shit by strapping myself in to some sort of makeshift harness and embarking on a perilous journey down the darkest depths of some god-forsaken coal mine in order to slap you silly!
The offer was extended to 'bigmc' only - and he crumbled like one of the Cornish pasties you shove down your throat on a daily basis.
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That's a bespoke, merino wool Tom Ford suit, you sordid little proletarian. And don't expect me to risk getting it covered in shit by strapping myself in to some sort of makeshift harness and embarking on a perilous journey down the darkest depths of some god-forsaken coal mine in order to slap you silly!
The offer was extended to 'bigmc' only - and he crumbled like one of the Cornish pasties you shove down your throat on a daily basis.
Haha well played but I never actually said anything negative about your suit
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Haha well played but I never actually said anything negative about your suit
That is a fair point, sir. In fact, as an act of cordiality I am willing to send you one in exchange for one of those orange 'High-Vis' jackets that disabled people and labourers wear. I would like my girlfriend to don it while we engage in one of our role-play romps.
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To light to fight,to thin to win.
TOO uneducated to know the difference between to and too.
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TOO uneducated to know the difference between to and too.
It happens.
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lots of posters who list their greatest achievement in life as pointing out minor grammatical errors
in this thread
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That is a fair point, sir. In fact, in an act of cordiality I am willing to send you one in exchange for one of those orange 'High-Vis' jackets that disabled people and labourers wear. I would like my girlfriend to don it while we engage in one of our role-play romps.
Although I do greatly appreciate your fine gentlemanly offer, I have no use for a suit having vowed never to wear one not even if I ever get married, I'm still happy to send you my oily, grinding dust and swarf ridden hi-vis but I'm only allowed green though
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Lol @ believing there's a Grape Ape :-X
Exactly.
Mega-faggical thinking he's witty and calling out Y board legends like bigmc ::) ::)
Puh-lease.
But it's his free time I guess. ???
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=627390.0;attach=717217;image)
(http://blogs.weta.org/tellyvisions/sites/blogs.weta.org.tellyvisions/files/mr%20bean.jpg)
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I'm impressed at the weight that Joon lost. He actually looks fit in that suit.
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Heavens above! Are you suggesting that a man of my distinction would have a need to connect with juvenile plebs via social media? You have just earned yourself an extra punch after the ref jumps in for that comment. I am certainly open to the suggestion of an amicable conversation over the telephone to arrange the event, though. I will purchase a cheap burner phone shortly, or you may PM me your new mobile and I will ring it from a withheld number; I do not want to run the risk of having you sign me up to numerous prostitution websites or engage in similar acts of childish horseplay.
Oops?
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Exactly.
Mega-faggical thinking he's witty and calling out Y board legends like bigmc ::) ::)
Puh-lease.
But it's his free time I guess. ???
'Y board legends'? Jesus, take the wheel! That's an oxymoron if I've ever seen one! A self-help group for married men who attempt to cope with their sexless existence by organizing fun-runs and obstacle courses? What the hell can 'bigmc' possibly do on one of those ventures, anyway? Paint himself green and pretend to be a hill?
Oops?
Absolutely not. Believe me when I say that I am as perspicacious as I am punctilious. As a Game theorist, I am well-versed in the works of John von Neumann and Oskar Morgenstern, and everything I do or say is for an important reason. Thanks to my eidetic memory and the reckless actions of another poster, I was aware that 'bigmc's' number had been posted before and would have likely been changed by now. I knew that by hinting at this it would inspire terror. What these 'Y board legends' need to know is that I am playing three-dimensional chess while they are busy playing checkers. Not only that, but I have an insider looking out for me - a very powerful insider indeed. They would do well to offer me a mod position on their board now, seeing as I have dismantled their dominance hierarchy by making short work of one of their 'top boys'.
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'Y board legends'? Jesus, take the wheel! That's an oxymoron if I've ever seen one! A self-help group for married men who attempt to cope with their sexless existence by organising fun-runs and obstacle courses? What the hell can 'bigmc' possibly do on one of those ventures, anyway? Paint himself green and pretend to be a hill?
Absolutely not. Believe me when I say that I am as perspicacious as I am punctilious. As a Game theorist, I am well-versed in the works of John von Neumann and Oskar Morgenstern, and everything I do or say if for an important reason. Thanks to my eidetic memory and the reckless actions of another poster, I was aware that 'bigmc's' number had been posted before and would have likely been changed by now. I knew that by hinting at this it would inspire terror. What these 'Y board legends' need to know is that I am playing three-dimensional chess while they are busy playing checkers. Not only that, but I have an insider looking out for me - a very powerful insider indeed. They would do well to offer me a mod position on their board now, seeing as I have dismantled their dominance hierarchy by making short work of one of their 'top boys'.
I have no problem with bigmc but this thread delivers. Good work.
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I'm impressed at the weight that Joon lost. He actually looks fit in that suit.
Joon could not manifest such tremendous wit.
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'Y board legends'? Jesus, take the wheel! That's an oxymoron if I've ever seen one! A self-help group for married men who attempt to cope with their sexless existence by organizing fun-runs and obstacle courses? What the hell can 'bigmc' possibly do on one of those ventures, anyway? Paint himself green and pretend to be a hill?
Absolutely not. Believe me when I say that I am as perspicacious as I am punctilious. As a Game theorist, I am well-versed in the works of John von Neumann and Oskar Morgenstern, and everything I do or say is for an important reason. Thanks to my eidetic memory and the reckless actions of another poster, I was aware that 'bigmc's' number had been posted before and would have likely been changed by now. I knew that by hinting at this it would inspire terror. What these 'Y board legends' need to know is that I am playing three-dimensional chess while they are busy playing checkers. Not only that, but I have an insider looking out for me - a very powerful insider indeed. They would do well to offer me a mod position on their board now, seeing as I have dismantled their dominance hierarchy by making short work of one of their 'top boys'.
You are a gay theorist well versed in cock and balls.
Quite eloquent though, so there's that I guess.
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you guys will be fighting and this panty loving fight challanger will show up and destroy all
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=623112.0;attach=704450;image)
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on to more serious matters
i am trying to encourage my fellow get biggers to visit some of scotlands hidden gems
how about this one great place
full of little twinks though
Lmao, well played, mate. You Y boarders are more powerful than I thought! That's where my family stay. Did Ron give me up?
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Lmao, well played, mate. You Y boarders are more powerful than I thought! That's where my family stay. Did Ron give me up?
dont know what your talking about
my only concern is too improve the scottish tourist industry
you know how it is
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dont know what your talking about
my only concern is too improve the scottish tourist industry
you know how it is
;D, To be fair, I didn't expect you to be playing three-dimensional chess as well. You could have just made a comedy response and went with it rather than spent the night tracing IP addresses!
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;D, To be fair, I didn't expect you to be playing three-dimensional chess as well. You could have just made a comedy response and went with it rather than spent the night tracing IP addresses!
or i could have dressed up in my dads suit
and spent half an hour writing a sign
;)
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or i could have dressed up in my dads suit
and spent half an hour writing a sign
;)
Hahaha, class. You win this round, 'Y board legends'.
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16oz lonsdale gloves.... in your face!