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Title: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Army of One on March 17, 2017, 07:39:10 AM
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Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on March 17, 2017, 07:41:13 AM
Bullying bouncers is a laugh though. Not sure about USA but you should see the clowns doing it in Ireland nowadays. They have no business working in security, its shocking. Cowards and poofs
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Nails on March 17, 2017, 07:43:21 AM
the second i saw he had no shirt on, i knew it would not end well for him
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: bigmc on March 17, 2017, 07:44:56 AM
Bullying bouncers is a laugh though. Not sure about USA but you should see the clowns doing it in Ireland nowadays. They have no business working in security, its shocking. Cowards and poofs

the industry was devalued

companies paying peanuts

basically steward rates

we got out of it as we couldnt get decent guys at the rates available

they also gave every idiot free sia courses

so you have skag heads on doors etc

Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Pray_4_War on March 17, 2017, 07:45:27 AM
Rekt.

If you are throwing punches in a street fight you've already lost.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on March 17, 2017, 07:49:15 AM
the industry was devalued

companies paying peanuts

basically steward rates

we got out of it as we couldnt get decent guys at the rates available

they also gave every idiot free sia courses

so you have skag heads on doors etc


Same as here so. Yeah, unemployable people get free security courses off the welfare and the wages have more than halved in the past few years. I'm heading into the pubs/clubs later as it St Patricks day here so if I get the opportunity I'll get one of the lads to film me ridiculing some bouncers
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Eric2 on March 17, 2017, 08:08:02 AM
The bouncer was lucky. That guy had any longer of a reach it would have been the other way around. Bouncer was not even guarding......typical.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: BB on March 17, 2017, 08:12:08 AM
At least his shoulder cushioned the fall a bit.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: cindybaby on March 17, 2017, 08:16:17 AM
Just big bully boys not real men. you get some girls doing this line of work too, Girl power!
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Nails on March 17, 2017, 08:18:56 AM
Just big bully boys not real men. you get some girls doing this line of work too, Girl power!

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Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Pray_4_War on March 17, 2017, 08:19:56 AM
The bouncer was lucky. That guy had any longer of a reach it would have been the other way around. Bouncer was not even guarding......typical.

If?  If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.   ;D

Slipping punches is guarding.  In a street fight, head movement is usually a much better defense that putting your hands up.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: cindybaby on March 17, 2017, 08:21:21 AM
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you are mean !
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: stuntmovie on March 17, 2017, 08:23:51 AM
As some of you GetBiggers already know .... Only Me (Keith Jones) was a bouncer for a short while someplace in Southern California and had a few 'altercations'. (Some GetBiggers even knew him then or knew the place in which he worked which was well known for its Margaritas.)

I personally witnessed one such event and was impressed how Keith handled it once it was over.

It seemed that he never got mad and would simply would pick up hjis opponent and treat him like he was his kid brother with no animosity whatsoever.

I also watched as Keith 'captured' one of the two individuals who were causing a 'ruckus' within a major grocery store.

Once he caught one of the problem makers, he simply sat on him until the cops arrived. (TRUTH!)

A few months later we found out that both of the culprits sued the store chain and received something like $100,000 each ... simply due to the fact that the store didn't want the "bad publicity".

And Keith didn't even get a Key Lime Pie ..... His favorite!





Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Pray_4_War on March 17, 2017, 08:26:33 AM
Just big bully boys not real men. you get some girls doing this line of work too, Girl power!

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Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: falco on March 17, 2017, 08:47:37 AM
you are mean !

Why so? Are you a cuck?
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: falco on March 17, 2017, 08:49:43 AM
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Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: bigmc on March 17, 2017, 08:55:05 AM
Just big bully boys not real men. you get some girls doing this line of work too, Girl power!

what kind of men do you go for donald cindy
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: FREAKgeek on March 17, 2017, 09:15:46 AM
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It's Friday, St. Patrick's Day. Probably see a lot of that tonight.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: doison on March 17, 2017, 09:30:26 AM
The bouncer was lucky. That guy had any longer of a reach it would have been the other way around. Bouncer was not even guarding......typical.

I think he's an amateur fighter.  He waited on the punch and judged the distance perfectly
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Nails on March 17, 2017, 10:06:36 AM
It's Friday, St. Patrick's Day. Probably see a lot of that tonight.


Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: cindybaby on March 17, 2017, 10:11:34 AM
what kind of men do you go for donald cindy
Definitely not a creep like you!
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: tres_taco_combo on March 17, 2017, 10:14:29 AM
bouncing was fun if you work at the right bar/right crew.

Im glad I never got hit in the head with a bottle -

Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Parker on March 17, 2017, 10:32:58 AM
Groink had some bouncer stories to tell...
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: OlympiaGym on March 17, 2017, 10:35:39 AM
Rekt.

If you are throwing punches in a street fight you've already lost.

This.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Tennisballz on March 17, 2017, 10:40:07 AM
Looks like those boxing classes dj took didn't work out too well.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Henda on March 17, 2017, 10:41:28 AM
Bullying bouncers is a laugh though. Not sure about USA but you should see the clowns doing it in Ireland nowadays. They have no business working in security, its shocking. Cowards and poofs

This exact thing was evident at one of our locals ten years or so ago, they were fucking bums, soft as shite yet thought they were the shit and often bullied young lads on in there own,after months of back and forth we eventually earned them the sack when they couldn't get a few of us out and two riot vans showed up and closed the bar. Fucking embarrassing
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Voice of Doom on March 17, 2017, 11:37:12 AM
the second i saw he had no shirt on, i knew it would not end well for him

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Rudee on March 17, 2017, 12:24:27 PM
Why did the bouncer have his left arm hanging down like that, leaving his head unprotected?   He got lucky.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: tres_taco_combo on March 17, 2017, 12:56:58 PM
when dudes get knocked out cold in front of bars, the biggest concern is the guys head hitting the pavement.

i bet some guys have some epic stories, i just remember this dude got tossed in a dumpster which was pretty cold.

Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: dj181 on March 17, 2017, 01:02:45 PM
Looks like those boxing classes dj took didn't work out too well.

 ;D
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Spike on March 17, 2017, 02:09:05 PM
I bounced a lot

Worked by myself MANY a time at the various strip clubs I worked at

One in particular was ran by the Outlaws - was told they could do whatever they wanted and if heavy shit ever went down to rip the DVR out of the wall and go smash it before the cops came
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: ESFitness on March 17, 2017, 05:23:27 PM
I think he's an amateur fighter.  He waited on the punch and judged the distance perfectly


Look at his stance.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Tapeworm on March 17, 2017, 05:27:05 PM
Always a good idea to make your first punch a full haymaker.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Nick Danger on March 17, 2017, 06:12:37 PM
Always a good idea to make your first punch a full haymaker.

You forgot these... ::) ::)
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Palumboism on March 17, 2017, 06:20:37 PM
Rekt.

If you are throwing punches in a street fight you've already lost.

Explain what you mean.  ???
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: dj181 on March 18, 2017, 02:45:48 AM
Always a good idea to make your first punch a full haymaker.

You get more speed and power that way man  :D
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: ratherbebig on March 18, 2017, 03:01:16 AM
great thread im learning a lot about street fighting from you guys!!
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Pray_4_War on March 18, 2017, 07:45:13 AM
Explain what you mean.  ???

Way too easy to break a hand.  Way too easy to get knocked out by a lucky punch.  Plus, even if you KO the guy he could hit his head on concrete and fucking die.  Now you just killed somebody, good luck in court.

In a one on one fight you should control the distance, clinch, throw elbows, knees.  Maybe go for a takedown.  Obtain a dominant position and pound him out.  Watch out for his friends that could jump in.

Really the best thing to do is swallow your pride and fuck off.  Don't fight any optional fights.  Fist fighting in 2017 is fucking stupid.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: oldgolds on March 18, 2017, 08:03:55 AM
bouncing was fun if you work at the right bar/right crew.

Im glad I never got hit in the head with a bottle -





I was on jury duty in Riverside Ca. where a little dude (145) was chased out of a downtown bar by 2 big bouncers and ran towards his car parked on the street. As he struggled to load up his drunk buddy the bouncers reached him and he picked up a whiskey bottle laying in the gutter and dropped both guys...Started running again and the cops got him...We found him not guilty because of the size differential.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: AbrahamG on March 18, 2017, 05:03:11 PM
I think he's an amateur fighter.  He waited on the punch and judged the distance perfectly

I agree.  Nice short counter shot.  Full leverage with such a short range of motion. 
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: ESFitness on March 19, 2017, 12:09:51 AM
Way too easy to break a hand.  Way too easy to get knocked out by a lucky punch.  Plus, even if you KO the guy he could hit his head on concrete and fucking die.  Now you just killed somebody, good luck in court.

In a one on one fight you should control the distance, clinch, throw elbows, knees.  Maybe go for a takedown.  Obtain a dominant position and pound him out.  Watch out for his friends that could jump in.

Really the best thing to do is swallow your pride and fuck off.  Don't fight any optional fights.  Fist fighting in 2017 is fucking stupid.

Takedown in a streetfight is rarely a good idea. Unless you roll everyday or at least a couple times a week, the odds of you landing in a dominant position isn't great. Not to mention ground n pounding a guy and slamming your fist, even a hammer fist, into the concrete is no bueno... Nevermind you dont have eyes in the back or sides of your head and have no idea whosjudona soccer kick your skull. 

Best bet is throwing short strikes (hooks to the chin and jaw for example, maybe temple... Hit the skull and your hand goes pop)... Clinch up and throw elbows if you know how. Learn some basic judo and throw him to the ground and always stay on your feet. Him on the grOund and you standing over him is always THE most dominant position.

And as a bouncer, your first (2nd and 3rd) response is always verbal de-escalation... Then physical restraint/neutralize the threat. Throwing a strike is always a last resort. Bouncers who fight wont have a job long as club owners (as well as co-workers and every "bouncer" on payroll that night) dont care much for showing up to court at 8am on a tuesday to explain the events and how the knumbskull felt his use of force was justifiable and necessary..
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: dj181 on March 19, 2017, 02:38:09 AM
^^^ my boxing coach told me to go for a fat guys belly first

I hate fat people and I hate bullies so it would be a pleasure for me to blast a fat bullies belly with my hard right hooks, straights and upper cuts

Make him suffer and cry

Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: basil on March 19, 2017, 03:21:16 AM
Way too easy to break a hand.  Way too easy to get knocked out by a lucky punch.  Plus, even if you KO the guy he could hit his head on concrete and fucking die.  Now you just killed somebody, good luck in court.

In a one on one fight you should control the distance, clinch, throw elbows, knees.  Maybe go for a takedown.  Obtain a dominant position and pound him out.  Watch out for his friends that could jump in.

Really the best thing to do is swallow your pride and fuck off.  Don't fight any optional fights.  Fist fighting in 2017 is fucking stupid.

Not sure if serious.  If you are, I'll assume you've never been involved in a street or bar fight.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: bigmc on March 19, 2017, 03:30:01 AM
Way too easy to break a hand.  Way too easy to get knocked out by a lucky punch.  Plus, even if you KO the guy he could hit his head on concrete and fucking die.  Now you just killed somebody, good luck in court.

In a one on one fight you should control the distance, clinch, throw elbows, knees.  Maybe go for a takedown.  Obtain a dominant position and pound him out.  Watch out for his friends that could jump in.

Really the best thing to do is swallow your pride and fuck off.  Don't fight any optional fights.  Fist fighting in 2017 is fucking stupid.

going to the ground in a fight is the worst thing you can do

ive seen way too many people get seriously hurt that way

especially if you have alcohol in your system

walking away is the best idea as you suggest

if not step in and hit in straight lines

you will beat ninety percent of people that way

throwing wild looping punches is what non fighters do

you have to get really lucky throwing these
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: denarii on March 19, 2017, 04:00:55 AM
Bouncer could have kicked him in solar plexus or kidneys that would have stopped him dead
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Pray_4_War on March 19, 2017, 06:17:08 AM
I stand by every word I said.  Taking a guy down should only be done in certain circumstances which is why I used the word "maybe".

All the ninjas, pro boxers and UFC fighters on Getbig think they know better and that's fine.

Best advice is to not get drunk and fist fight people in the first place.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: LurkerNoMore on March 19, 2017, 06:43:15 AM
Why did the bouncer have his left arm hanging down like that, leaving his head unprotected?   He got lucky.

He is smart.   It's a feint.  He realizes that he is dealing with a drunk and he is making that dummy think "look at that big ol' head totally exposed... Imma gonna knock it off his shoulders".

The bouncer has some kind of training.  Look at the way he is standing.  Look at where he is standing.  Right at the edge of the curb.  Gives him an extra inch the other guy has to deal with to make contact and also utilizing the curb as a defensive obstacle that will break up and interfere with any measured strides or foot work skills the other guy  may have.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: polychronopolous on March 19, 2017, 09:22:55 AM
^^^ my boxing coach told me to go for a fat guys belly first

I hate fat people and I hate bullies so it would be a pleasure for me to blast a fat bullies belly with my hard right hooks, straights and upper cuts

Make him suffer and cry



Offer your hand for the obligatory pre fight handshake.

Then crush his like a Dorito.

Fight Over.
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: Danjo on March 19, 2017, 09:26:21 AM
Offer your hand for the obligatory pre fight handshake.

Then crush his like a Dorito.

Fight Over.
So long as you don't have a pair of buggy whips dangling from your elbows and a dead fish handshake..
Title: Re: Taking on the bouncer is always a good idea
Post by: dj181 on March 19, 2017, 10:29:39 AM
Offer your hand for the obligatory pre fight handshake.

Then crush his like a Dorito.

Fight Over.

 ;D

i'd rather make him suffer though, that'd be more fun