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Title: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Army of One on March 18, 2017, 02:01:53 AM
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Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Henda on March 18, 2017, 02:07:39 AM
Wtf? As if the bitches appearance isn't vulgar enough she has to talk utter filth like that?
Vile fat bitch
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: local hero on March 18, 2017, 02:11:34 AM
Wimins can only be funny if taking the piss out of men or wimins bodily functions...


Just like a poor black comic will talk about being black non stop..
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Dokey111 on March 18, 2017, 03:02:08 AM
i'm more disgusted by ppl who think she's funny
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: ratherbebig on March 18, 2017, 03:32:14 AM
so in order for women to be funny they have to basically look like men and behave like men

Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on March 18, 2017, 04:11:03 AM
so in order for women to be funny they have to basically look like men and behave like men



She looks like a Pig and behaves like a Pig so she's on the right track
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Pray_4_War on March 18, 2017, 07:56:23 AM
Save the whales.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: youandme on March 18, 2017, 07:58:35 AM
1 star rating, lol
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Fortress on March 18, 2017, 09:02:00 AM
Vile, undignified k unt.

The Jew propaganda to ruin the west and white women by influencing young females to be tramps, avoid marriage in order to slut about with non-whites and waste prime child-bearing years "being a strong and nasty" bitch continues at full force.

I hope Amy dies, soon.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Megalodon on March 18, 2017, 09:13:28 AM
She's Chuck Schumer's cousin.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Rascal full on March 18, 2017, 09:44:12 AM
Vile, undignified k unt.

The Jew propaganda to ruin the west and white women by influencing young females to be tramps, avoid marriage in order to slut about with non-whites and waste prime child-bearing years "being a strong and nasty" bitch continues at full force.

I hope Amy dies, soon.

Great post.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: FREAKgeek on March 18, 2017, 09:54:31 AM
I'd pay top dollar to see her turn conservative, to see the look on Chuck's face.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Dokey111 on March 18, 2017, 09:58:30 AM
absolutely, ku nt with a k
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: HockeyFightFan on March 18, 2017, 10:02:56 AM
(https://i.redd.it/4p0pdds5i0my.jpg)

This fat, overrated, unfunny piece of liberal shit can fuck off and die.

And take that Dem puppet kunt Chelsea Handler with her.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: rocco-x on March 18, 2017, 10:22:03 AM
And there are countless dindus tapping away cause they likes 'em thick and big bonedid. A fat sow who looks like a charcoal covered ballpark frank ready to explode.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Never1AShow on March 18, 2017, 10:26:43 AM
She's Chuck Schumer's cousin.

There's something not quite right about the way she looks.  People didn't used to look like that.  Face fatter than it should be even considering her fat body. Some weird medicine or somethings?
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Coach is Back! on March 18, 2017, 10:28:20 AM
She's Chuck Schumer's cousin.

Seriously?
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Megalodon on March 18, 2017, 10:39:48 AM
"Her father is second cousin to U.S. Senator Chuck Schumer." according to wikipedia

Zinoman, Jason (April 18, 2013). "Amy Schumer, Funny Girl". The New York Times. Retrieved November 21, 2014. When Ms. Schumer was 9, her family went bankrupt and her father received a diagnosis of multiple sclerosis. Three years later her parents divorced. ... Ms. Schumer, who said she is second cousin to Senator Charles E. Schumer of New York.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Megalodon on March 18, 2017, 10:41:48 AM
There's something not quite right about the way she looks.  People didn't used to look like that.  Face fatter than it should be even considering her fat body. Some weird medicine or somethings?

She doesn't have the underlying facial bone structure and has a tiny, thin quarter-slot for a mouth.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Marty Champions on March 18, 2017, 10:48:34 AM
She's Chuck Schumer's cousin.
this true?
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Rudee on March 18, 2017, 10:51:20 AM
Her tiny mouth on her chubby round face makes her look like a Cabbage Patch doll.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Skeletor on March 18, 2017, 11:31:38 AM
(https://i.redd.it/4p0pdds5i0my.jpg)

Is this what passes as "comedy" today? Why is she so popular?
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Yamcha on March 18, 2017, 11:33:23 AM
Is this what passes as "comedy" today? Why is she so popular?

Because she was (((chosen))) to be famous
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: mass243 on March 18, 2017, 11:39:18 AM
She's genuinely unattractive on female-scale.
Even has small pig eyes. Around 90% of women have big eyes... that doesn't even require jackpot in genetic lottery.

I have no doubt she cries for her looks sometimes. Even beautiful women find faults in themselves. Yet alone someone who is in lowest 20% of her age-group.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Eric2 on March 18, 2017, 11:52:56 AM
Heard her show is dying a fast death. She should go play in the freeway.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Nails on March 18, 2017, 12:03:19 PM
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Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Pray_4_War on March 18, 2017, 12:05:16 PM
Her entire act is about how she's a fat drunk whore with a smelly vagina.

Amy Schumer, if you ever read this....I fucking hate you.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: The True Adonis on March 18, 2017, 12:41:13 PM


Oh brother.  STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Nether Animal on March 18, 2017, 02:34:11 PM
Looks like she stole Sarah Silverman's act, and is nowhere near as attractive.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: HockeyFightFan on March 18, 2017, 03:41:07 PM
I bet Tim Fogarty thinks she is hilarious
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Mobil on March 18, 2017, 03:59:21 PM
Putting the all leather outfit like Eddie Murphy did In his standups....fat pig
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: The True Adonis on March 18, 2017, 05:06:50 PM
I bet Tim Fogarty thinks she is hilarious
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: polychronopolous on March 18, 2017, 06:49:34 PM
I bet Tim Fogarty thinks she is hilarious


 :D
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: TheGrinch on March 18, 2017, 06:52:21 PM
Still waiting for her to leave for Mexico after Trump won..

Oh wait I meant Canada...


Oh wait.... what? She was just kidding now?
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Megalodon on March 18, 2017, 07:15:56 PM
Still waiting for her to leave for Mexico after Trump won..

Oh wait I meant Canada...


Oh wait.... what? She was just kidding now?

She was quoted as saying she'd leave for Spain if Trump was elected. The reason she and a few other "celebrities" said Spain this time around instead of Canada was that a lot of people were calling them on it. "Why are you "threatening" to move to a White country like Canada, why not Mexico, it, too, is right next door", they asked. Then Schumer and few others started "threatening" us that they'd move to Spain because it had a Mexican feel but were hoping you didn't notice it was actually a first-world White European country.  And the idea that ANY of these pieces of trash would "threaten" to not grace us with their citizenship should prompt us to not only boycott hollywood as it exists today but burn it to the ground.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Skeletor on March 18, 2017, 07:37:07 PM
I bet Tim Fogarty thinks she is hilarious

Where has he been? BayGBM has been missing for a while also.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Chacka on March 18, 2017, 08:17:46 PM
Her tiny mouth on her chubby round face makes her look like a Cabbage Patch doll.

Nailed it
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Megalodon on March 18, 2017, 08:27:29 PM
Nailed it

Unfunny warning :P:



Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Anna Recksiek on March 18, 2017, 08:29:06 PM
(https://i.redd.it/4p0pdds5i0my.jpg)

She's definitely put on some size on her arms, shoulders and traps.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: SF1900 on March 18, 2017, 09:21:54 PM
Horrible comedian. She reminds me of Lisa Lampanelli--relies solely on shock humor. There is no wittiness or intelligence behind her humor.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Dokey111 on March 19, 2017, 07:19:19 AM
Horrible comedian. She reminds me of Lisa Lampanelli--relies solely on shock humor. There is no wittiness or intelligence behind her humor.

Except Lampanelli is much funnier
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: SF1900 on March 19, 2017, 08:46:05 AM
Except Lampanelli is much funnier

Yes, she is but that's not saying much, considering Schumer is horrible.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Yamcha on March 20, 2017, 09:50:28 AM
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Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Kwon on March 20, 2017, 10:13:04 AM
Horrible comedian. She reminds me of Lisa Lampanelli--relies solely on shock humor. There is no wittiness or intelligence behind her humor.

She's like a younger, uglier, less talented version of Lisa Lampanelli.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: SuperTed on March 20, 2017, 10:28:25 AM
Her comedy routine is shit. Almost as bad as Lena Dunham.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on March 20, 2017, 03:14:28 PM
The Tasteless Gentleman and God Emperor Trump pages on Facebook rip on her daily and it's great.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Kwon on March 20, 2017, 04:50:41 PM
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Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Nails on March 21, 2017, 11:13:25 AM
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/amy-schumers-glorious-response-trolls-171606786.html (https://www.yahoo.com/news/amy-schumers-glorious-response-trolls-171606786.html)


Amy Schumer's Glorious Response To Trolls Is The Friday Inspiration You Need



Amy Schumer just posted a glorious smackdown to the "alt-right organized trolls" targeting her new Netflix special, and simultaneously called out media outlets that legitimize trolling by reporting it as news.

"The alt right organized trolls attack everything I do," Schumer wrote. "They organize to get my ratings down... and I want to thank them. It makes me feel so powerful and dangerous and brave. It reminds me what I'm saying is effective and bring more interest to my work and their obsession with me keeps me going."

Schumer's post came after Splitsider reported that her special had been the target of a coordinated online campaign, with alt-right Reddit users giving the special negative reviews in order to bring down its overall rating. Yes, this is genuinely how some people choose to spend their time.


"Anyone who reported that "viewers aren't happy" with my special, it would have been cool if you did a moment of research before posting," Schumer continued, taking aim at the outlets who published articles with headlines like this. "I am only alarmed by the people printing their organized trolling as 'news' this is what the current administration wants."

"I thank you trolls so much. It fills me with hope and power to see you all furiously posting so as always accuse me of whatever lies you want. Call me a whale. Call me a thief and I will continue to rise and fight and lead."



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Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Eric2 on March 21, 2017, 11:29:48 AM
If this ugly pig wants to be funny. I would laugh if she was openly mocked and ridiculed in public on stage to the point of tears.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: BigSexy50 on March 21, 2017, 11:37:40 AM
In other words she's too fat to enjoy it.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/23/amy-schumer-wwe-dolph-ziggler-sex-too-athletic_n_1825039.html
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Nails on March 21, 2017, 11:39:27 AM
I just logged into my Netflix account, and the first thing i see is TRENDING NOW, this fat whales comedy special with the 1 star rating
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Kwon on March 21, 2017, 11:58:43 AM
I just logged into my Netflix account, and the first thing i see is TENDING NOW, this fat whales comedy special with the 1 star rating

What? Netflix are tending to fat whales now? Not offering movies anymore?
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Skeletor on March 21, 2017, 12:13:45 PM
What's interesting (but not surprising) is that on wikipedia, it says she was arrested for grand larceny. So aside from stealing other people's jokes, she also admitted she is a shoplifter and a criminal and that being a relative of Democrat Senator Schumer helped her plead down the charges. Wikipedia links this article (http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/amy-schumer-arrested-grand-larceny-shoplifting/):

Quote
Schumer has previously admitted that she had sticky fingers well into her adult years. “It was just all from, like, department stores,” she told Rolling Stone last year. “I guess the impressive part was that I would return it for cash, and the most that I’d ever made was probably around $1,000. But I did it a lot.”

When she was 21, however, her bad habit caught up to her, and she and sister Kim Schumer — who is now a writer on her show — were arrested during one foiled heist.

“We were arrested for grand larceny,” the Inside Amy Schumer star admitted, but her relationship with uncle Charles Schumer, a New York Senator, came in handy.

She said, “[The cops] were like, ‘You’re lucky you have this last name.’ And they pleaded it down, to like disturbing the peace or something.”

The case is so old that no publicly available records remain in New York, but Schumer, now 34, has said the incident almost torpedoed her chance at fame.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Ronnie Rep on March 21, 2017, 01:45:40 PM
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I'm sure it does. Sure she eats like a pig.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: oldtimer1 on March 21, 2017, 03:12:15 PM
Biggest joke thief ever. It seems she steals here jokes from other comedians using youtube. It's not just a few similar jokes it's a lot.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: SF1900 on March 21, 2017, 05:53:06 PM
She's like a younger, uglier, less talented version of Lisa Lampanelli.

I agree, Lampanelli is talented. I am not fond of her comedy, but she has talent, at least.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Kwon on March 21, 2017, 05:56:10 PM
I agree, Lampanelli is talented. I am not fond of her comedy, but she has talent, at least.

Lisa Lampanelli is hotter as well

(http://68.media.tumblr.com/e8bd16b24975c8932288cad9e8bb2620/tumblr_o1p5d9QoDE1v3e4kqo3_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Rascal full on March 22, 2017, 05:27:50 AM
She is a repulsive, pig like creature that has never made an even half funny remark in her entire life. Kill it with fire.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: robcguns on March 22, 2017, 06:01:20 AM
What a fat ugly disgusting war pig.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: falco on March 22, 2017, 06:18:06 AM
I would fuck her if she buys me dinner and a movie. I'm easy.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: rocco-x on March 22, 2017, 06:39:13 AM
She is a repulsive, pig like creature that has never made an even half funny remark in her entire life. Kill it with fire.
not until she's saved first. Do you think she's saved?
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Da Freak on March 22, 2017, 07:58:31 AM
In other words she's too fat to enjoy it.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/23/amy-schumer-wwe-dolph-ziggler-sex-too-athletic_n_1825039.html

Although his physique awed her, Schumer had to break it off because the sex was just too much. She dumped him via text, which is when she found out the muscle man had a very tender heart. Either way, though, Schumer was done.

“‘Last Comic’ gave me a lot of exposure but I was like 23 or 24 when I was on there so I was really young with who I was as a comedian back then,” she told OC Weekly. “I was dark then but now I am a 31-year-old woman who’s been having sex for like 20 years and dating so it’s more adult because I’m more of an adult.”


this skank been getting it on since the age of 11?
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: Rascal full on March 22, 2017, 08:03:52 AM
not until she's saved first. Do you think she's saved?

She needs saving by something. I find her more irritating than I can express need Khan M Sing to express how much I hate her.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
Post by: oldgolds on March 22, 2017, 08:08:20 AM
Wtf? As if the bitches appearance isn't vulgar enough she has to talk utter filth like that?
Vile fat bitch



If she wasn't crude/vulgar nobody would laugh....They're laughing because she's a vulgar Woman, not because she's funny.