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Title: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: The Keto Kid on March 20, 2017, 04:09:29 PM: Dave Chapelle is looking noticeably bigger, what do you guys think? Typical Celltech/Nitrotech stack or possibly visited the Camel crew in Kuwait when he disappeared for a while? Also his new standup comes out tomorrow, should be epic! Bodybuilding related all the way!
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Megalodon on March 20, 2017, 04:20:09 PM: Comedians careers traditionally skyrocket when they start bulking up.
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Kwon on March 20, 2017, 04:21:45 PM: Quote from: Megalodon on March 20, 2017, 04:20:09 PM
Comedians careers traditionally skyrocket when they start bulking up.

Yeah , just look at Andre.

(https://intensities.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/picture_dr_dre_world_class_wreckin_cru_1984_02.jpg)
(https://www.pkbaseline.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Dr-Dre.jpg)
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Megalodon on March 20, 2017, 04:23:42 PM: You can fit DMX's entire skull into Dr. Phil's cranium. :D
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Dokey111 on March 20, 2017, 04:30:39 PM: and carrot top
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Megalodon on March 20, 2017, 04:34:46 PM: Quote from: Dokey111 on March 20, 2017, 04:30:39 PM
and carrot top

Joe Piscopo pioneered suicide by muscle.
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Kwon on March 20, 2017, 04:48:02 PM: Quote from: Megalodon on March 20, 2017, 04:23:42 PM
You can fit DMX's entire skull into Dr. Phil's cranium. :D

and carrot top
(http://oi63.tinypic.com/330egjo.jpg)
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Megalodon on March 20, 2017, 05:07:06 PM: Sid Ceasar was the first muscle-comic to rip off Arthur Peacock's appearance. >:(
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: obsidian on March 20, 2017, 10:51:46 PM: Quote from: Megalodon on March 20, 2017, 05:07:06 PM
Sid Ceasar was the first muscle-comic to rip off Arthur Peacock's appearance. >:(

(https://img.gifamerica.com/355d97d213f5bc1686e097d98832b7a5_i-currently-feel-like-sid-vegas-vacation-i-won-the-money-gif_718-404.gif)
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 20, 2017, 10:53:27 PM: Quote from: The Keto Kid on March 20, 2017, 04:09:29 PM
Dave Chapelle is looking noticeably bigger, what do you guys think? Typical Celltech/Nitrotech stack or possibly visited the Camel crew in Kuwait when he disappeared for a while? Also his new standup comes out tomorrow, should be epic! Bodybuilding related all the way!

He operates a farm.
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: WOOO on March 21, 2017, 01:08:11 AM: He looks like a jamoke
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Simple Simon on March 21, 2017, 01:11:29 AM: Quote from: ESFitness on March 20, 2017, 04:32:48 PM
Met DMX and heard him speak at an AA meeting while i was in rehab in Santa Monica (the meeting was in Marina del Rey tho). Few of the guys were trying to persuade me to start a fight with him. Lol (would've gotten me kicked outta rehab, but wouldve been a story to tell... & maybe on TMZ lol).

Anyways... Tiny dude and surprisingly humble. Was about the size of the Turkish girl i was messing with in rehab.

I went to the moon once, how many times did you go?
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: ratherbebig on March 21, 2017, 01:48:47 AM: thats quite a transformation id like to see more pictures
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: ratherbebig on March 21, 2017, 01:50:23 AM: (http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/chappelle-lock/dave-chappelle-makes-his-audience-members-lock-their-phones-04.jpg)
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: rocket on March 21, 2017, 02:04:50 AM: Doubt it will be this in the special, but I saw Chapelle live a couple years back and I've never experienced anything quite like it.

Really strange to have him wander out, stand there smoking like a chimney for 2-3 hours, often just shooting the shit with the crowd and being extremely amusing without really having to smash into a lot of material. I think every other comedian was ruined for me that night.

People are asking him some pretty hard hitting questions about quitting the show and islam and shit and he is just taking it and answering himself pretty well.
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: local hero on March 21, 2017, 02:18:08 AM: Quote from: Be There on March 21, 2017, 01:11:29 AM
I went to the moon once, how many times did you go?

6 moon landings is the sweet spot..
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Dokey111 on March 21, 2017, 05:56:34 AM: Quote from: rocket on March 21, 2017, 02:04:50 AM
Doubt it will be this in the special, but I saw Chapelle live a couple years back and I've never experienced anything quite like it.

Really strange to have him wander out, stand there smoking like a chimney for 2-3 hours, often just shooting the shit with the crowd and being extremely amusing without really having to smash into a lot of material. I think every other comedian was ruined for me that night.

People are asking him some pretty hard hitting questions about quitting the show and islam and shit and he is just taking it and answering himself pretty well.

outed
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on March 21, 2017, 06:13:14 AM: Didn't think Dave could actually gain weight lol. Kinda weird to see him bulked up like that.
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Kwon on March 21, 2017, 06:27:24 AM: Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on March 21, 2017, 06:13:14 AM
Didn't think Dave could actually gain weight lol. Kinda weird to see him bulked up like that.

Yeah, what's next, Snoop Dogg getting Swole Dogg :D
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: ratherbebig on March 21, 2017, 07:52:58 AM: dude must've been hitting the creatine hard, and with that i mean more than 5 grams a day probably 7 grams of creapure
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Danimal77 on March 21, 2017, 08:23:55 AM: Quote from: The Keto Kid on March 20, 2017, 04:09:29 PM
Dave Chapelle is looking noticeably bigger, what do you guys think? Typical Celltech/Nitrotech stack or possibly visited the Camel crew in Kuwait when he disappeared for a while? Also his new standup comes out tomorrow, should be epic! Bodybuilding related all the way!

His kid sitting next to him looks like how Dave used to look, except paler and messed up black/white hair.
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: BB on March 21, 2017, 09:03:32 AM: Not sure how long it will stay up, but somebody posted the special for anyone that wants to see it -

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Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: falco on March 21, 2017, 09:13:12 AM: Quote from: ESFitness on March 20, 2017, 04:32:48 PM
Met DMX and heard him speak at an AA meeting while i was in rehab in Santa Monica (the meeting was in Marina del Rey tho). Few of the guys were trying to persuade me to start a fight with him. Lol (would've gotten me kicked outta rehab, but wouldve been a story to tell... & maybe on TMZ lol).

Anyways... Tiny dude and surprisingly humble. Was about the size of the Turkish girl i was messing with in rehab.

Yeah, i hear you. Me and DMX used to gangbang that same turkish chic, before the meetings. Aysha was her name if i remember correctly. She had a anal obcession.
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Julio Ceasar on March 21, 2017, 10:03:14 AM: Quote from: ratherbebig on March 21, 2017, 01:50:23 AM
(http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/chappelle-lock/dave-chappelle-makes-his-audience-members-lock-their-phones-04.jpg)

from no food+cannabis to food+training I guess...that would do some solid 40 pound gain...
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: falco on March 21, 2017, 01:06:53 PM: Maybe he stopped smoking. Those are some long arms in that fella.
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: ratherbebig on March 21, 2017, 01:09:21 PM: not sure what he's been up to the last few years but he's still good for 40+ million dollars and now he picked up weightlifting so that pretty much qualifies him for getbig
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: SOMEPARTS on March 21, 2017, 07:58:59 PM: Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 20, 2017, 10:53:27 PM

He operates a farm.

Vince, do you think you have him on arm length?
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Kwon on March 22, 2017, 01:57:02 AM: Quote from: SOMEPARTS on March 21, 2017, 07:58:59 PM

Vince, do you think you have him on arm length?

Guessing Goodrum has him on someparts!

WORLDSTAR!
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/2dc459f74bb75408a9db55126a9527b1/tumblr_o19cqsGEsq1v3e4kqo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Meta-physical on March 22, 2017, 03:51:05 AM: Quote from: ESFitness on March 20, 2017, 04:32:48 PM
Met DMX and heard him speak at an AA meeting while i was in rehab in Santa Monica (the meeting was in Marina del Rey tho). Few of the guys were trying to persuade me to start a fight with him. Lol (would've gotten me kicked outta rehab, but wouldve been a story to tell... & maybe on TMZ lol).

Anyways... Tiny dude and surprisingly humble. Was about the size of the Turkish girl i was messing with in rehab.
(http://www.howtallis.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/DMX-mugshot.jpg)

He's listed a 6ft tall on a lot of different websites. When you say he was tiny compared to the Turkish 'girl' you were 'messing with', are you referring to penis size?
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: falco on March 22, 2017, 06:14:00 AM: ESF is 6.7 feet tall. Everyone is tiny in his eyes.
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: Kwon on March 22, 2017, 06:19:04 AM: Quote from: falco on March 22, 2017, 06:14:00 AM
ESF is 6.7 feet tall. Everyone is tiny in his eyes.

Even moreso (tiny) since he lacks the feargene.

ESfitness could have been 5'8", and still everyone would have been tiny in his eyes due to the career-ending ibiza-esque asset/detriment that is the fear-gene.

Never a question of Fight or Flight regarding ESFit.
Title: Re: Dave Chapelle, bulking up!
Post by: rocco-x on March 22, 2017, 06:35:51 AM: Quote from: ratherbebig on March 21, 2017, 07:52:58 AM
dude must've been hitting the creatine hard, and with that i mean more than 5 grams a day probably 7 grams of creapure
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