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Title: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: ether on March 22, 2017, 05:39:00 PM
Which wars did Guy fight in?

Iraq? Afghanistan? Peace keeping missions in Africa?

He speaks often about his "battles" "wars" and as himself as a "warrior" "solider" etc.

Just curious. Cool to see another veteran BB as well as Cedric McMillan.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: ether on March 22, 2017, 05:46:42 PM
Increased potential of dying in the process of a goal or objective
Highly regimented and strict daily lifestyle

Chemical warfare

One supplement company is taking the militant mindset as a marketing standpoint. One of their athletes took it a little too far this year.


(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WhtbS5awi-o/maxresdefault.jpg)

Show some respect to a veteran

I am just curious which war he fought in
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: TheAnimal on March 22, 2017, 05:52:36 PM
Show some respect to a veteran

I am just curious which war he fought in
(http://cdn3.bigcommerce.com/s-yq0px9l/product_images/uploaded_images/centurion-labs-god-of-war-black-flyer.jpg?t=1470767853)

Taking this preworkout before work outs
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: ether on March 22, 2017, 05:59:28 PM
(http://cdn3.bigcommerce.com/s-yq0px9l/product_images/uploaded_images/centurion-labs-god-of-war-black-flyer.jpg?t=1470767853)

Taking this preworkout before work outs

Wait are you saying he's not a veteran at all????
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: calfzilla on March 22, 2017, 06:07:05 PM
Gyno Cysthomo is guilty of stolen valor if he's claiming to be a veteran.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on March 22, 2017, 06:07:14 PM
This guy is a total utter nutcase
Looks like a lunatic with his grey beard and big dumb ears
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on March 22, 2017, 06:08:33 PM
(http://cdn3.bigcommerce.com/s-yq0px9l/product_images/uploaded_images/centurion-labs-god-of-war-black-flyer.jpg?t=1470767853)

Taking this preworkout before work outs
thats a great pre workout-I love the centurian Labz pre workouts
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: wes on March 22, 2017, 06:11:58 PM
Thank you for your service guy.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: TheAnimal on March 22, 2017, 06:14:24 PM
(http://www.nameplatesdiv.com/images/dog_tags_1.jpg)

Once your humalog kicks in on a precontest diet you're on the frontlines. The guru said 50 grams of carbs.

When the trenbologna hits the lungs you're on the frontlines. The guru said 150mg ED.

When facing the fifth set of squats you're on the frontlines. The trainer is kicking your ass, gotta bring up the quads.

When you hit the stage dehydrated beyond belief you're on the frontline. Loop diuretics was nothing to mess with but he said?

When your immune system is shot from the diet, training and jabs. You don't tell the guru. Theres too much to lose, flights paid for by the supplement company. The pressure is on. Gotta go to war!

Failure is not an option.
If it means facing the pin multiple times a day, so be it.
If it means dropping, so be it.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: SOMEPARTS on March 22, 2017, 06:33:55 PM
Thong wars. Like Clone Wars but gayer.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: rocco-x on March 23, 2017, 04:35:28 PM
Thong wars. Like Clone Wars but gayer.
with the meat sabers of peace.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: balzac on March 23, 2017, 04:47:40 PM
 :-\

http://www.pictaram.com/media/1466466998862012262_25832770 (http://www.pictaram.com/media/1466466998862012262_25832770)

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1415/2202/articles/guy_5x7_1024x1024.jpg?v=1473296324)
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: WalterWhite on March 23, 2017, 05:42:15 PM
This guy is a total utter nutcase
Looks like a lunatic with his grey beard and big dumb ears

It's not easy being 5'4.

I would have assigned him to 19 M1 Armor Crewman CO:90. In other words a tank.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: Kwon on March 23, 2017, 05:54:39 PM
(https://www.nbc.com/sites/nbcunbc/files/files/images/2016/4/09/6bf28da80303ada95a749436e5825264_02eddc644daf32d103fa19d15260f584_0.jpg)
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: BB on March 23, 2017, 05:55:19 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=615077.0;attach=687321;image).

And in the "gosh, I didn't know that" column, we find out dude got his ass kicked by an airbag-

.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: WalterWhite on March 23, 2017, 05:58:23 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=615077.0;attach=687321;image).

And in the "gosh, I didn't know that" column, we find out dude got his ass kicked by an airbag-

.

Ok that was actually a funny video. :D
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: Coach is Back! on March 23, 2017, 07:46:51 PM
It's not easy being 5'4.

I would have assigned him to 19 M1 Armor Crewman CO:90. In other words a tank.

I'm actually taller than someone
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: SF1900 on March 23, 2017, 07:54:56 PM
lol at hat, big headphones, tribal tattoo and gold chain with cross

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hozSz5WUFnQ/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: TheShape. on March 23, 2017, 08:02:16 PM
lol at hat, big headphones, tribal tattoo and gold chain with cross

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hozSz5WUFnQ/maxresdefault.jpg)
You only wish you could look THAT cool
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: Nails on March 23, 2017, 08:08:27 PM
He went to war with a couple of kids 2weeks ago at a school, some moron thought it would be a good idea to bring a Bodybuilder in to motivate the classroom, you can feel the battle he was waging that day with all the FBombs and Shit-shooting he was doing.

You know its serious mother fucking business when he flips that baseball cap backwards.



https://www.instagram.com/p/BRZ7_c-AN9m/?taken-by=guycisternino&hl=en (https://www.instagram.com/p/BRZ7_c-AN9m/?taken-by=guycisternino&hl=en)
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: Don_Dada on March 23, 2017, 08:09:33 PM
lol at hat, big headphones, tribal tattoo and gold chain with cross

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hozSz5WUFnQ/maxresdefault.jpg)


matching camoglague BSN tank top and cap
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: WalterWhite on March 23, 2017, 08:32:10 PM
I'm actually taller than someone

Are you still going to "go to war" again?

You have a good life brother just chill and enjoy it.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: maxkane69 on March 23, 2017, 08:54:35 PM
For all of you haters and losers !!! 8)

Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: BB on March 23, 2017, 08:58:32 PM
This hobbit is my new favorite bodybuilder -


http://www.instagram.com/p/BOoDQSRjSzz/?taken-by=guycisternino&hl=en .


(http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/22/20/d5/2220d57c7bb0160189048bb7f232327e.jpg).
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: BB on March 23, 2017, 09:19:09 PM

http://www.instagram.com/p/BJ2L9N_D8n4/?taken-by=guycisternino&hl=en .

The chain links are almost as big as him -

http://www.instagram.com/p/BLPxpv0Dohb/?taken-by=guycisternino&hl=en .

Where's my liftin' box -

http://www.instagram.com/p/BAgLMnWq08Y/?taken-by=guycisternino&hl=en .
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: SF1900 on March 23, 2017, 09:29:34 PM
You only wish you could look THAT cool

Well, who doesnt?
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: SF1900 on March 23, 2017, 09:33:27 PM
He went to war with a couple of kids 2weeks ago at a school, some moron thought it would be a good idea to bring a Bodybuilder in to motivate the classroom, you can feel the battle he was waging that day with all the FBombs and Shit-shooting he was doing.

You know its serious mother fucking business when the flips that baseball cap backwards.



https://www.instagram.com/p/BRZ7_c-AN9m/?taken-by=guycisternino&hl=en (https://www.instagram.com/p/BRZ7_c-AN9m/?taken-by=guycisternino&hl=en)

haha what idiot from that school invited him to speak? lol

I wonder if he told the kids what his cycle was.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: WalterWhite on March 23, 2017, 11:05:33 PM
haha what idiot from that school invited him to speak? lol

I wonder if he told the kids what his cycle was.

I thought he was at a prison speaking to convicts..oops. :D ;D
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: bozo_the_rot on March 24, 2017, 07:16:41 PM
Guy is the biggest jerkoff you'll ever want to be around.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: AbrahamG on March 24, 2017, 07:17:33 PM
Seems like a jerk off to me.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: SF1900 on March 24, 2017, 07:19:36 PM
I wonder if Guy reads getbig.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: stuntmovie on March 25, 2017, 07:54:30 AM
I don't know abut Guy's but my old ID Tag (USMC Dog Tag) had a 'v' shaped notch that had a distinct purpose. (See photo)

Would any GetBigger care to elaborate on its purpose???

If necessary,I'll explain but that explanation game from my old war torn DI who could have been bullshitting us nieve upcoming 'warriors'.

PS.... I received a 'Dog Tag" when I purchased a ticket to see the latest Wolverine movie in which the young kids were killing their evil elders.

No such notch in that one though.

 
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: oldschoolfan on March 25, 2017, 08:15:19 AM
i seen this one video of guy , he wears a mouth guard when he trains looked incredibly retarded
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: SF1900 on March 25, 2017, 08:20:52 AM
i seen this one video of guy , he wears a mouth guard when he trains looked incredibly retarded

OSF, why do you think he wears a mouthguard? Do you think its to prevent the schmoes from "getting in," if you catch my drift?
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: Rascal full on March 25, 2017, 08:33:57 AM
Definite contender for most punchable face award. Especially with his baseball cap on backwards. I have watched one of his youtube vids and he's another one that can't construct a sentence without using 14 swear words. Like Rich Piana his mind is set at about 14 years old I think and he thinks swearing is edgy and cool.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: falco on March 25, 2017, 09:30:56 AM
OSF, why do you think he wears a mouthguard? Do you think its to prevent the schmoes from "getting in," if you catch my drift?

Cortisol control.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: oldschoolfan on March 25, 2017, 10:02:32 AM
OSF, why do you think he wears a mouthguard? Do you think its to prevent the schmoes from "getting in," if you catch my drift?

you know sf that is a great point, i am sure he has used that on those "special occasions"

i also think he does this to make people think he is tough and trains super "intense"   hes gotta get people to buy his guy powder
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: SF1900 on March 25, 2017, 10:28:40 AM
Cortisol Schmoe control.

Fixed
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: SF1900 on March 25, 2017, 10:35:23 AM
you know sf that is a great point, i am sure he has used that on those "special occasions"

i also think he does this to make people think he is tough and trains super "intense"   hes gotta get people to buy his guy powder

OSF, yes, I also think it has to do with trying to seem "intense," like he is going to war.
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: oldschoolfan on March 25, 2017, 10:40:11 AM
OSF, yes, I also think it has to do with trying to seem "intense," like he is going to war.

i am sure he has been "to war"    but not the kind he wants people to know about
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: calfzilla on March 25, 2017, 11:11:19 AM
i am sure he has been "to war"    but not the kind he wants people to know about

At war with schmoe cock invading his ass?
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: BB on March 25, 2017, 11:51:39 AM
I don't know abut Guy's but my old ID Tag (USMC Dog Tag) had a 'v' shaped notch that had a distinct purpose. (See photo)

Would any GetBigger care to elaborate on its purpose???

If necessary,I'll explain but that explanation game from my old war torn DI who could have been bullshitting us nieve upcoming 'warriors'.


 

The old rumor was that the notch was a tooth hold so that it could be sealed in a dead soldier's mouth.

The actual use was as a witness mark for a handheld stamping machine that was used to stamp the dog tag medical info directly on various military forms. You hook a pin/tab in the little notch, and all the info lines line up well -

(http://www.dogtagsrus.com/images/Addressograph_70/70_instruct.jpg).

(http://www.med-dept.com/images/addressograph/instructions.jpg).

Long article on the machine and its use - http://www.med-dept.com/medical-kits-contents/m70-addressograph-imprinting-machine/ .




Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: oldschoolfan on March 25, 2017, 11:54:28 AM
At war with schmoe cock invading his ass?


 :)
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: Nails on March 25, 2017, 12:14:51 PM
just a couple of butt-buddies exchanging Christmas gifts in March  :-\



https://www.instagram.com/p/BSEn741Awmp/?taken-by=guycisternino&hl=en (https://www.instagram.com/p/BSEn741Awmp/?taken-by=guycisternino&hl=en)
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: Kwon on March 25, 2017, 12:57:46 PM
Guy Listerino fought in the Gollum-Wars
Title: Re: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in?
Post by: stuntmovie on March 25, 2017, 07:03:56 PM
BB, ThaNKS! I only heard the rumor part of that notch but the truthful part seems more valid.

The rumor part that we were familiar with was, "the notch was for inserting in the teeth followed with a kick to the jaw to make it stick ... so that the medics who followed a short way behind could identify the deseased."

But I'm not sure that they were all deceased! Not yet anyway!

That rumor wasn't as bad nor as sick as the decapitated bodies on the highway movies that we had to watch every Friday before liberty was granted. And those films were usually followed by the gonnoria and syphilus flicks (spelling?) that were intended to keep us out of the whore-houses outside of most military bases.

Thanks again, BB.