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Title: A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge
Post by: Army of One on March 27, 2017, 07:03:08 AM
A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.

Vince Basile sees her and begins to walk up to her.

She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"

He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it."

"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies.

Vince turns and starts walking away.

"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?"

"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!", he says.
Title: Re: A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge
Post by: funk51 on March 27, 2017, 07:06:37 AM
when life deals you lemons , you have to make lemonade..
Title: Re: A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge
Post by: Eric2 on March 27, 2017, 07:42:07 AM
A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.

Vince Basile sees her and begins to walk up to her.

She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"

He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it."

"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies.

Vince turns and starts walking away.

"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?"

"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!", he says.

Fucking classic!
Title: Re: A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 27, 2017, 07:55:21 AM
A young early teen boy is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.

Vince Basile sees him and begins to walk up to him.

He sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"

He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it."

"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", he replies.

Vince turns and starts walking away.

"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?"

"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!", he says.

Fixed
Title: Re: A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge
Post by: muscleman-2017 on March 28, 2017, 03:35:39 AM
A pre pubescent boy is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.

El Diablo Blanco sees him and begins to walk up to him.

He sees the creeper coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"

He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it."

"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", he replies.

El Diablo Blanco turns and starts walking away.

"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?"

"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!", he says.

fixed
Title: Re: A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge
Post by: Kwon on March 28, 2017, 05:03:23 AM
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