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Title: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: ESFitness on April 01, 2017, 02:55:55 PM
Ok not really. Lol

Its April 1st... But anyways, was listening to his insane rambling on his interview with Dave Palumbo and even during the time I lived in hollywood, or in prison, or in rehab, I've never heard such bad shot craziness.

Couple quotes from the interview......
DAVE: Peter now is it true that you've moved from California back to Vermont?

PETER: yeah well for the last five years since December 22nd of 2006 I have been all over the place living with like people. I've been like taking care of their houses like cleaning their houses and cooking them food for a room. (So he was homeless)

DAVE: Wow really?

PETER: No

DAVE:Peter where did this skill come from taking care of houses and painting. is this something you went to school for or it just came naturally to you?

PETER: it just came naturally to me. literally I did hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of work in these people's houses in literally two months.

(He did say hundredS... So $200,000 ÷ 61days = $3278.68 per day. Most expensive house keeper and cook ever.)

PETER: The light which is God, directs me to the quarts where I will get the best deals and I fill up the back of my truck with antique Stone for $72. THE LIGHT , which is god, he's laying every stone through my hands.

DAVE: seems like a lotta work.

PETER: THE LIGHT gives me what's called pranna-energy, which is healing energy. They re gonna put scientists with me. THE LIGHT will keep me up for a whole week and ill never have to sleep. I do whatever THE LIGHT says. THE LIGHT says if there were an atomic war, HE would walk me through the battlefield unharmed. How many put money in a basket to have you put in a casket *mumbles* something Jurassic*mumbles* something fantastic.

Lotta shit called "word salad" used my schitzo ppl...

Link for batshit insane interview https://www.rxmuscle.com/rx-radio/heavy-muscle-radio.html?start=315 (https://www.rxmuscle.com/rx-radio/heavy-muscle-radio.html?start=315)

*we'll see if I can figure out how to post a YouTube vid.


Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: Simple Simon on April 01, 2017, 03:01:28 PM
fuck me this is rich, you calling someone out for bullshit!!!!!

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Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: ESFitness on April 01, 2017, 03:05:34 PM
fuck me this is rich, you calling someone out for bullshit!!!!!

(http://votersopinion.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Extreme-Irony.gif)

Yet no evidence to support your claim... Again.

And on your way to disrailing another thread... Again.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: Simple Simon on April 01, 2017, 03:11:23 PM
Yet no evidence to support your claim... Again.

And on your way to disrailing another thread... Again.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=80846;sa=showPosts

all threads get derailed in G&O its what happens...
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on April 01, 2017, 03:17:00 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: SF1900 on April 01, 2017, 03:37:44 PM
A quick game. Regarding ESFitness' life, name the lie:

A) He once killed a man with one punch
B) He once looked at a person and they died from fear
C) He lacks a fear gene
D) He once killed a bear by strangling it
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: Simple Simon on April 01, 2017, 04:19:42 PM
A quick game. Regarding ESFitness' life, name the lie:

A) He once killed a man with one punch
B) He once looked at a person and they died from fear
C) He lacks a fear gene
D) He once killed a bear by strangling it


he didnt strangle the bear, he killed it with a Dimac, death touch punch...
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: oldschoolfan on April 01, 2017, 04:19:45 PM
A quick game. Regarding ESFitness' life, name the lie:

A) He once killed a man with one punch
B) He once looked at a person and they died from fear
C) He lacks a fear gene
D) He once killed a bear by strangling it


sf how would he fare against godzilla?
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: robcguns on April 01, 2017, 04:31:20 PM
Thread title had me laughing pretty hard hahaha
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: SF1900 on April 01, 2017, 04:31:42 PM
he didnt strangle the bear, he killed it with a Dimac, death touch punch...

ESFitness invented the dim mak.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: SF1900 on April 01, 2017, 04:33:17 PM
sf how would he fare against godzilla?

OSF, thanks for the question.

ESFitness' genetics were genetically modified, therefore he could breathe fire from his mouth. In a 1-on-1 versus Godzilla, ESFitness would most likely win--remember, he is also impervious to fear.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: oldschoolfan on April 01, 2017, 05:07:36 PM
OSF, thanks for the question.

ESFitness' genetics were genetically modified, therefore he could breathe fire from his mouth. In a 1-on-1 versus Godzilla, ESFitness would most likely win--remember, he is also impervious to fear.

sf great point, but  godzilla has some tricks up his sleeve remember he did level tokyo,  i think godzilla would throw his radioactive poop in es's eyes and blind him then he would shoot flames out of his asshole and incinerate him. 

would love to see this fight  ;D
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: Fortress on April 01, 2017, 05:10:27 PM
Have spent time in the company of Peter and David.

Very sad what's become of Peter. Total insanity.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: SF1900 on April 01, 2017, 05:11:18 PM
sf great point, but  godzilla has some tricks up his sleeve remember he did level tokyo,  i think godzilla would throw his radioactive poop in es's eyes and blind him then he would shoot flames out of his asshole and incinerate him. 

would love to see this fight  ;D

OSF, that is a fair response. However, you fail to acknowledge that ESFitness, like Wolverine, has healing capabilities. You keep failing to remember that ESFitness genetics have been modified--he is not like everyone else. He lacks a fear gene and has inherent healing capabilities. Thus, it is quite clear he would defeat Godzilla in a battle.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 01, 2017, 05:24:30 PM
Esf Better than Chuck Norris

Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: oldschoolfan on April 01, 2017, 05:30:45 PM
OSF, that is a fair response. However, you fail to acknowledge that ESFitness, like Wolverine, has healing capabilities. You keep failing to remember that ESFitness genetics have been modified--he is not like everyone else. He lacks a fear gene and has inherent healing capabilities. Thus, it is quite clear he would defeat Godzilla in a battle.

wow i didnt know this so he is like wolverine before logan ?  with the hulks strength,  could he take on the deathstar?
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on April 01, 2017, 05:44:40 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on April 01, 2017, 05:46:59 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: SF1900 on April 01, 2017, 07:19:23 PM
wow i didnt know this so he is like wolverine before logan ?  with the hulks strength,  could he take on the deathstar?

ESFitness is everything. He just "is."

ESFitness would PWN the Deathstar into oblivion.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on April 01, 2017, 07:25:38 PM
Esfitness invented fighting. And drugs. And jail.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 01, 2017, 07:27:55 PM
ESFitness once encountered Chuck Norris, Chuck ran away in fear.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on April 01, 2017, 07:30:06 PM
When Esfitness does pushups he actually pushes the world down
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on April 01, 2017, 07:38:00 PM
Hey man, I actually believe most of what you say. The amount of crazy shit I've done or that has happened me(and I don't take drugs, or drink) in my life is ALMOST as eventful as yours. I wouldn't post the majority of it here but Irishdave, despite being from another part of the country would know of me and likely saw me in the national newspaper once or twice.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 01, 2017, 08:23:10 PM
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: Tennisballz on April 01, 2017, 08:57:49 PM
ESFitness, have you ever brushed shoulders with any high political figures?  Your escapades have taken you to exotic lands with beautiful women, fast cars and the most potent of party drugs.  You are easily the most traveled getbigger.  Surely at some point you hung with a senator or someone of high political standing, no?  Maybe you dated a girl who was the first runner up for America's next top model show who had a father that played golf with a politician perhaps?  Please, tell us another riveting tale!
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: Simple Simon on April 02, 2017, 12:58:01 AM
Met a few mayors, president bush sr, arnold a couple times before he was gov, grey davis, barbara boxer and pelosi, couple senators from another state, friends uncle ran for gov in another state, nothing much to write about. Dated a girl i met in rehab who was a model and in Teen Vogue (she was 19). "White" girl from south africa... The med-student ex-gf's dad was a gov in the philipines & her brother did the gps mapping of the philipines. Met actors and musicians and whatnot in LA. Trained Fabio and Coolio back in 2002. Trained Dr Dre for a couple weeks while he was here for coachella few yrs back. Did the diet and drug plan for an RnB guy when he was getting in shape for his tour in mid 2000's (wont say who). Trained a handfull of tennis and golf pros while theyre here every year for the Dinah Shore and BNP Paribas (again wont say who, but most you prolly never heard of.. Like michelle wei's gf at the time) especially since i let them train atbthengym i used to run.., rower for the olympic fiji team, fella in the Paralympics, youngest ever long-drive champion... Meet a lot of famous people and athletes and politicians living where i live. Trained Linda and Shannon Lee. Bruces widow and daughter in LA. linda has a winter home nearby as well. .... Not many stories though. Just business and charity stuff mostly and surely nothing "fun".  Lotta clients worth 3, 17,22, 48 million so youre introduced to them here and there.
when you were 20?
Yep, Fabio at the height of his fame paid a skinny fat 20 year old to show him how to lift,

thats believable.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: Simple Simon on April 02, 2017, 01:43:59 AM
Yea when i was 20. Funny how one moment you say im 40, & the next you know how old i am. Very womanish.

And "the height of his fame"? Lol now you're familar with the career of Fabio? Skinny fat? Lol. Im an ectomorph and unlike you, you little closet homo, a lifelong athlete. Lol@ skinny fat @ 20.

with not one photo of you looking like an athlete anywhere.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: falco on April 02, 2017, 04:02:36 AM
No olvidemos que ESF habla espaņol, vietnamese, korean, german, mandarin, you name it.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: a_pupil on April 02, 2017, 06:19:05 AM
these hobos were kind of celebs in their peak. idiots should have saved or invested.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: LurkerNoMore on April 02, 2017, 07:34:48 AM
:)

Back when muscle was really  muscle.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: Rudee on April 02, 2017, 03:53:44 PM
The Barbarian Brothers were the reason why I took up weight lifting.  Saw them in the movie DC Cab in the early 80's, and my following birthday I asked my parents for a weider bench and barbell/dumbbell set. 
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: Fortress on April 02, 2017, 05:48:28 PM
The Barbarian Brothers were the reason why I took up weight lifting.  Saw them in the movie DC Cab in the early 80's, and my following birthday I asked my parents for a weider bench and barbell/dumbbell set. 

Them and Platz were my earliest iron heroes.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: polychronopolous on April 02, 2017, 06:42:49 PM
No olvidemos que ESF habla espaņol, vietnamese, korean, german, mandarin, you name it.

Juega golf y toma tequilas con el presidente Nieto tambien.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 02, 2017, 06:55:29 PM
I know a couple phrases in Korean but no German or Chinese. I don't get why little kids like you like to exaggerate things like that. Makes you look like a little bitch

The biggest bullshitter on Getbig since SMM chastising someone for exaggerating.

Now that's irony.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: Master Blaster on April 02, 2017, 08:59:02 PM
:)

IS THAT KEITH???
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 02, 2017, 10:04:50 PM
Sorry you speak only english. Sorry youre fat, have no social skills, and date fat dumpy white trash bitches. Sorry you're bitter and hate everything youll never have or experience. Maybe you should just hang yourself.

When I was 6 years old I trained Sergio Oliva, in Spanish, at the gym in the country club where I owned my own mansion.
Title: Re: Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart
Post by: falco on April 03, 2017, 05:59:32 AM
I know a couple phrases in Korean but no German or Chinese. I don't get why little kids like you like to exaggerate things like that. Makes you look like a little bitch

Can you translate that to me in spanish? I feel like a little bitch for not knowing the meaning.