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Title: What a daft twink said to a bouncer i know
Post by: Darren Avey on April 03, 2017, 08:42:59 AM

Saturday night this bouncer i knows on the door of some place in Kensington and the local idiot is talking to him. Then this big bodybuilder guy with huge arms walks in. "WOW look at the size of his arm,s what you gonna do if he starts trouble?"

"Hit him on the chin like any one else" said the bouncer.

The twink replied "But what effect would that have, look at the size of his arms."

MORONS.

Title: Re: What a daft twink said to a bouncer i know
Post by: ratherbebig on April 03, 2017, 09:53:34 AM

i dont care about daft twink but  i do like daft punk

Title: Re: What a daft twink said to a bouncer i know
Post by: Fortress on April 03, 2017, 10:45:01 AM

Thread should prevail in a thread combat.

Title: Re: What a daft twink said to a bouncer i know
Post by: denarii on April 03, 2017, 11:03:52 AM

Weatherspoon's memories, by Darren Avey

Title: Re: What a daft twink said to a bouncer i know
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on April 03, 2017, 01:48:52 PM

Gimmick is worn out, stopped being funny about year ago

Title: Re: What a daft twink said to a bouncer i know
Post by: TuHolmes on April 03, 2017, 01:58:50 PM

Quote from: ratherbebig on April 03, 2017, 09:53:34 AM

i dont care about daft twink but  i do like daft punk

Title: Re: What a daft twink said to a bouncer i know
Post by: Pete Nice on April 03, 2017, 07:28:46 PM

You should have just fucked up the lot of 'em Darren.

Title: Re: What a daft twink said to a bouncer i know
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 03, 2017, 08:33:40 PM

Quote from: Darren Avey on April 03, 2017, 08:42:59 AM

Saturday night this bouncer i knows on the door of some place in Kensington and the local idiot is talking to him. Then this big bodybuilder guy with huge arms walks in. "WOW look at the size of his arm,s what you gonna do if he starts trouble?"

"Hit him on the chin like any one else" said the bouncer.

The twink replied "But what effect would that have, look at the size of his arms."

MORONS.

Darren, any chance I could pay for another getbigger to have buttsex with you?