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This asshole needs to be fired immediately...
Arrogant asshole actually tells a customer to 'HIT HIM' after the guy almost whacks a baby by taking a stroller.
When will the freaking airlines realize that these type of employees needs to be fired and let go. Enough of this crap.
Wonder how will they try to spin this one?
The woman is obviously upset at this guy almost hitting her baby, and instead of any regard, this guys loses it, and hopefully, his job.
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So tired of airline personnel acting like they have power over the public. The public pays for a service that they provide. They are regulated by the government and protected by the government and somehow this makes them untouchable? Public transportation has gone downhill fast in recent years, I fear it will get worse before it gets better.
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Big props to the guy who squared off with him. Should have clocked his ass the second that bald little fuck stepped up. I guarantee that other dude would have been a hero.
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That bald fat fuck needs to be humbled.
Take him out in the streets, Avey-style.
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That bald fat fuck needs to be humbled.
Take him out in the streets, Avey-style.
I don't know how or why, so many men just "take it" .
Why do so many men allow a woman to pressure them into doing things they don't want?
From having kids to taking jobs they hate, I've seen plenty of men just going along with her. WTF?
At my wife's Christmas office party I met a real pathetic character.
He was a CPA with a decent income and worked out.
After a few drinks he confessed he hated his marriage and his 12 yr old son was a spoiled brat.
In fact, he last had sex with his wife 7 years ago and they slept in separate rooms.
Why he stayed married was a real mystery to me.
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That bald fat fuck needs to be humbled.
Take him out in the streets, Avey-style.
I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.
ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.
spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.
the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.
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I don't know how or why, so many men just "take it" .
Why do so many men allow a woman to pressure them into doing things they don't want?
From having kids to taking jobs they hate, I've seen plenty of men just going along with her. WTF?
At my wife's Christmas office party I met a real pathetic character.
He was a CPA with a decent income and worked out.
After a few drinks he confessed he hated his marriage and his 12 yr old son was a spoiled brat.
In fact, he last had sex with his wife 7 years ago and they slept in separate rooms.
Why he stayed married was a real mystery to me.
Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didnt have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them. Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they d interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exageratly for attention, and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.
Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world. They re insecure because they re girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom. They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc). They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.
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All I see is a woman who needs to practice her fake crying.
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Wow. The kid looks really hurt. And I don't know what the story here is but I kind of get it. The bald guy took a stroller out of the overhead maybe to make room for suitcases or something? And when he did it he almost hit the baby in the face? Jesus these f'ing passengers. I'd stand up for their airline guy. I personally don't want anybody on my flight is going to pick a fight with an airline guy. Next thing you know he'll be going after the pilot in the air. Sounds like a mother is sobbing for a lawsuit. Does anyone have a video of the supposed offense that injured this baby for life?
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Baby should have been aborted.
Problem solved.
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Did not watch the video.
Is the baby-hitting employee a brew?
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OK so I had a slightly wrong I just read about it the woman may have been hit possibly by a stroller that was taken away from her? Big effing deal. I see it differently. This flight attendants are under a lot of stress. I say passengers don't behave or listen for them to F off the plane. I fly a ton and I comply with everything that they say. Was this mother arguing about her not wanting to give up the stroller? It sure sounds like it afterwards asking for her stroller back. And that was well before she was escorted off the plane. And the white knighter lol. He should be banned from flying for threatening an airline employee
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I remember that episode of the office when Dwight found out an Orbit or whatever stroller cost $3500
He beat the shit out of it for like 2 hours ,
But yea that tall dude should of dropped that bald fck , learn a damn lesson
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All I see is a woman who needs to practice her fake crying.
Ditto
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Wow. The kid looks really hurt. And I don't know what the story here is but I kind of get it. The bald guy took a stroller out of the overhead maybe to make room for suitcases or something? And when he did it he almost hit the baby in the face? Jesus these f'ing passengers. I'd stand up for their airline guy. I personally don't want anybody on my flight is going to pick a fight with an airline guy. Next thing you know he'll be going after the pilot in the air. Sounds like a mother is sobbing for a lawsuit. Does anyone have a video of the supposed offense that injured this baby for life?
Agreed.
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OK so I had a slightly wrong I just read about it the woman may have been hit possibly buy a stroller that was taken away from her? Big effing deal. I see it differently. This flight attendants are under a lot of stress. I say passengers don't behave or listen for them to F off the plane. I fly a ton and I comply with everything that they say. Was this mother arguing about her not wanting to give up the stroller? It sure sounds like it afterwards asking for her stroller back. And that was well before she was escorted off the plane. And the white knighter lol. He should be banned from flying for threatening an airline employee
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Looks like someone smelled "United" lawsuit money opportunity...
Have you noticed that people just hate each other these days?
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Looks like someone smelled "United" lawsuit money opportunity...
Have you noticed that people just hate each other these days?
Yes, and that hate gets worse all the time. It will all come to a head at some point. These "Purge" movies are not so far from reality.
Buy more ammo.
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Women belong in the home, and if they must go out into the public domain, they need to keep their mouths shut and stay out of the way.
That overly emotional, fake-crying broad needs to be tossed onto the tarmac.
And why is the fat fuck guy an attendant? When you fly, you want some slut with giant cans serving you your peanuts and cola.
The white knight is embarrassing. He thinks some travelling whore is gonna see his warrior-mode demeanor, get soggy in the britches and hit him up for a bathroom quickie or under-blanket tug-a-thon.
The whole scene makes me naseous.
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Did not watch the video
Accidentally fucked Howard's wife a few times.
Neither are worth mentioning, but alas...
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Babies.... ::) always starting shit.
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I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.
the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.
The guy who takes it furthest usually loses; ends up in jail. Lose your ego; these events will be trivial in the grand scheme of things and you will live a happier life.
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babies/kids shouldnt be allowed on flights.
problem solved.
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;D ;D ;D I think I heard that same story somewhere else? THIS incident looks really bad .I sure as hell won't defend the airline's cattle car treatment of passengers. BUT the bad PR for them started with the now famous Doc being dragged off by security incident. What most don't know is what happened BEFORE he got dragged off: 1. The Doc and his wife were offered and accepted the $800 dollar plus ticket on the next flight vouchers.
He tried to sneak back on the plane and take his previous seat when he learned the next flight was the next day. 2. FAA regulations require everyone on board to be in their assigned seat, which he had previously volunteered to give up. The Doc was delaying the flight by refusing to stick with the previously agreed deal he accepted.
Wrong Howard. Before the Doctors flight was boarded, they asked for ONE volunteer for $800, which they got. Then everyone boarded. Then they realized that some ass line supervisor screwed up and they needed these employees for a different flight in the morning. Hence, they asked for 4 more volunteers after they already asked. They were wrong, already said they were wrong, etc. End of story. Arrogant line supervisor and screwed up arrogant people.
This is the same way. This airline employee was wrong no matter what. He took the stroller, almost hit the baby with it, and displayed his arrogant mentality of screw you all, and can't handle the pressure of passengers who are tired, and just want to go home, and rest. He needs to be suspended, and retrained on how to treat people. Too often, you get treated like crap at the airports with these guys so you think it is ok. It is not. And people are just tired of this.
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It looks bad on the video, but, that's because the mother behaves like something horrible happened.
I was on a cruise , eating an ice cream, leaning against the side wall.
A woman pushing one kid in a stroller came by with another kid tethered to her wrist with some leash device.
Without looking, she ran into me .
She quickly shouts ; " Will you watch where you're going."
I calmly replied ; " Lady, I'm literally standing against the wall. How could I run into you?"
She gave me a nasty look, mumbled something and moved on.
I softly chuckled and was grateful NOT to be her husband . :D
Oh, I am not saying that every freaking parent is cool, they are asses too sometimes. I have two kids, so I know that it isn't easy.
BUT, flying a lot, and seeing how these airline employees have been arrogant and handling people (and I am saying maybe only 5% of them do this) is very irritating, and most people were just afraid to say anything because maybe they would force them to miss their flight, so not worth it. Now, different story. People for year are tired of this crap.
True story here - I fly a lot and rarely have problems, BUT when i flew with both of my kids, for some reason, they singled me out and tested me for bomb residue, but not once, but TWICE. In two areas. I am like, sir, they just tested me three minutes ago over there, and the asshole, in front of my kids, said "You giving me a hard time, you want to miss your flight, in a smirking voice". These 5% arrogant asses are on a high trip, remember that, so what you are seeing is years of anger finally coming out with people taping them and speaking out. There are following the rules, and then there are other ones who get off on putting you down. Does not matter what industry, you have these people, that either have to be stopped, or finally someone talks to them to make them understand that it is NOT ok to treat people like that.
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The Association of Professional Flight Attendants is urging that the benefit of the doubt be given to a suspended American Airlines employee involved in an altercation with a woman carrying an infant. The employee allegedly hit the woman with the stroller she brought on the plane, and video posted of the incident's aftermath has gone viral on social media. The flight attendants union subsequently issued a statement to ABC urging skepticism and caution. "One, we don't know all of the facts related to a passenger who became distraught while boarding a plane and therefore neither the company nor the public should rush to judgment," the association said in a statement Saturday. "Second, it appears another passenger may have threatened a flight attendant with violence, which is a violation of federal law and no small matter. Air rage has become a serious issue on our flights
So the flight attendant got suspended, as he should of been. The union here is trying to deflect the fact that their person was dead wrong, by deflecting the part that he allegedly hit the woman with the stroller, and AGAIN, blaming another passenger who rose up against this bully. Enough with the crap. Just admit he was wrong. We don't know all the facts? Correctly, but obviously, we all saw the hot tempered American Airlines employee screw up
I was adamant that this was unacceptable and we were not separating in a foreign country. I calmly demanded to see a supervisor and was assured that would happen if we both left the plane. I agreed and was escorted to his office, with my ex-wife , without further incident.
They gave me 2 first class seats for the next day's flights, hotel/dinner /cab voucher, plus $500.
You are retired, you can do that. Some of us have school for kids the next day, and some of us MUST be at work for various meetings and won't get paid for missing a flight, or to make sure that some elderly people are checked on. Yes, if I am retired and can do that, all good. But it mattered on how much. $800 - screw that. But if they offered $ 2,000 or more.... I bet a lot more volunteers would of come forth. How much does it cost to miss a day of work, pay more to the car, pay more for someone watching your dogs... etc.
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The man who defended a crying mother after an American Airlines flight attendant grabbed her baby's stroller spoke out about the incident in a new interview. "A baby almost got hurt," Tony Fierro told WFAA-TV on Saturday, April 22. "That's what just fired me up, so that was it. I don't want to make a big deal about it. The video, which has since been viewed more than 6 million times, was posted on Facebook by fellow passenger Surain Adyanthaya. "OMG! AA Flight attendant violently took a stroller from a lady with her baby on my flight, hitting her and just missing the baby," she captioned the clip. "Then he tried to fight a passenger who stood up for her. American Airlines said in a statement on Friday night that it was investigating the incident, saying that the company was "disappointed" in the flight attendant's actions, and adding that "what we see on this video does not reflect our values or how we care for our customers.
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So the flight attendant got suspended, as he should of been. The union here is trying to deflect the fact that their person was dead wrong, by deflecting the part that he allegedly hit the woman with the stroller, and AGAIN, blaming another passenger who rose up against this bully. Enough with the crap. Just admit he was wrong. We don't know all the facts? Correctly, but obviously, we all saw the hot tempered American Airlines employee screw up
Lady at 1:20 or so tells the story she saw about the guy ripping the stroller violently from the ladys hands. Turn up the volume. And LOL @ the union trying to turn it into a threats against their employee story. Fat little bald turd was only tough cause he knew if that dude smacked him he'd be able to sure everyone with the unions (extortionists) backing. :D
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What's the ladies problem? She's sobbing like a jackass and her kid isn't even upset. ???
I smell a lawsuit coming.
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Uppity passengers. Like second graders picking fights and sobbing. If I made the rules youd follow them or get dragged off the plane. How soft have we gotten.
Simple rules. Let us do our job and get you there safely. We will put up with a little traveling grouchiness but once you start causing trouble or talking back you will be dragged off the place. We are going to be hurling people's bodies a thousand miles a hour at 40,000 feet. I don't give a flying f if u have to wait for your stroller to be brought up to you from below after the flight. There are 200 other people we are trying to get somewhere safely. So shut the f up and sit down or get the F off.
I wish a CEO would say that. And I fly a lot for 25 years. Follow the rules or get off!
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Also I want people to be orderly and do what they are told while on my flight. I don't want to fellow passenger causing problems with the flight attendant or distracting my pilot. And I am a very successful businessman But I think I'm kind a modest and I don't need to be the center of attention. I pretty much lay my head low when I'm on flights. What is wrong with this lady she's up on a stage in front of 200 other passengers putting on a fn show? What kind of idiot does that? And again I'll say the stupid white knighter. He needs to shut up and sit down or get off. Does he really think he represents everybody opinion on that flight? What right does he have to get up and yell at that guy and threaten him with violence and bring stress and distraction to the flight?
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Slik
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haha. Good one. Gotta admit
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Strollers should be put in the hold underneath the plane, she does not need a stroller on the plane, the overhead compartment is for hand luggage. The baby looked fine and only got upset when his mother wouldn't stop roaring. An attention seeking bitch who should have been told to sit down and shut the fuck up. The white knight should have been told to mind his own business or get off the plane.
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Strollers should be put in the hold underneath the plane, she does not need a stroller on the plane, the overhead compartment is for hand luggage. The baby looked fine and only got upset when his mother wouldn't stop roaring. An attention seeking bitch who should have been told to sit down and shut the fuck up. The white knight should have been told to mind his own business or get off the plane.
this is down to the scumbag airlines charging stupid money to check luggage in the hold. in UK on most short haul flights it's free to take 10kg in hand luggage into cabin but on ave costs around £25 each way to check a 15kg bag in the hold. it's absolute stupidity.
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this is down to the scumbag airlines charging stupid money to check luggage in the hold. in UK on most short haul flights it's free to take 10kg in hand luggage into cabin but on ave costs around £25 each way to check a 15kg bag in the hold. it's absolute stupidity.
i could be wrong but I don't think they charge for strollers. When u are about to board the plane just as u step in you leave your stroller at the door and they tag it. They turn bring it up to you as u get off the plane. I don't have kids so not sure. Also if the overheads r full and u have to check your carry on you are not charged for it. And Flying is not a right. If u don't like the baggage charge fly another airline or drive to grandmas house. The time to argue is not when the plane is boarded ready to tKe off.
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And away we go
Jesus this shit is just too predictable.
I don't know why that link won't work or what I did wrong but the attorney representing the doctor drag off the plane is now representing this woman.
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i could be wrong but I don't think they charge for strollers. When u are about to board the plane just as u step in you leave your stroller at the door and they tag it. They turn bring it up to you as u get off the plane. I don't have kids so not sure. Also if the overheads r full and u have to check your carry on you are not charged for it. And Flying is not a right. If u don't like the baggage charge fly another airline or drive to grandmas house. The time to argue is not when the plane is boarded ready to tKe off.
yeh i think you're right (if memory serves me correct) you just leave pushchair at door before you board and i believe someone takes it and puts in the hold.
what i was saying was more a general comment. the planes in operation these days were designed with a large hold to carry passenger luggage and for people to take light luggage in the cabin with them. since the charges for checking bags every fker is now boarding with a small suitcase in tow and the hold is pretty much empty. which to anyone with 1/2 a brain is obviously fkin ridiculous.
pretty much every airline now charges for checking bags so choosing airline that doesn't is not an option and i live in the uk so i actually travel abroad so driving is not an option either.
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Fly first class, and you won't have these problems.
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this is down to the scumbag airlines charging stupid money to check luggage in the hold. in UK on most short haul flights it's free to take 10kg in hand luggage into cabin but on ave costs around £25 each way to check a 15kg bag in the hold. it's absolute stupidity.
In fairness man flights are so cheap now and it's only €25 for upto 20kg luggage in the planes hold. Myself and three of the lads just booked Dublin to Germany return for €140 which included hand luggage and also a large bag upto 20kg in the hold.
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Modern air travel evolved from fast luxury travel to the current bus in the sky mode we now endure.
The 1978 Deregulation of Airline Travel act, started the fare wars to compete for passengers.
To stay in business EVERY airline needs to make a profit.
If you cut prices, you need to cut amenities and add fees to nickel and dime the passengers.
The basic cost of fuel, crew and plane are there for every airline.
After 9/11 airline security became a much bigger issue.
This adds another layer of hassles and overall cost to passenger flights.
I'd be happy to pay a little more for better service and less hassle.
BUT, most folks aren't like me and will take the cheaper flight regardless of services/amenities.
tbh i'm pretty sure the charges for checking baggage coincided with regulations that were brought in (europe anyway) to stop airlines adding on "hidden fees" on top of advertised prices. airlines used to be able to add on government taxes/fuel surcharges etc to their advertised prices. now in europe all these charges have to be included in the original price.
obviously charging for baggage is a loophole they're using as i suppose it can be classed as an optional service.
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i have to fly all over Europe with work
most of the budget airlines are really good now
except ryan air who suck
Jet2 and Aer Lingus are really good
you can take on hand luggage and a lap top
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Airline PR companies are pure shit. When American announced years ago they were going to stop giving out snacks and meals and instead charge $5 to $10 people were outraged. Why the fuck would you announce that instead of just absorbing that cost into the ticket? No one is going to argue if you're ticket that was normally $320 is now $325. Prices flucuate. So while all the other airlines announced the same shit all you had to say is that you are still giving away free snacks and meals and look awesome.
Same with checked backs. Just add $10 extra to a ticket and say checked bags are free like southwest does. They just raised their base rates a bit and no one blinked about it. Airlines are complete retards when it comes to PR. They're too arrogant because they are essentially monopolies now and can fuck you when they want.
Ron, for every shit airline worker I'll show you 50 shit passengers. people are petty as fuck.
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This may sound too philosophical but I think about this a lot when I fly especially when I hear people bitching and complaining about the smallest grievances while flying or while being ticketed
For thousands of years man his dreamed of flying and Moe said it was an impossibility.
We get to our destination within a few hours and that destination maybe thousands of miles away.
We are flying in this incredible machine which our ancestors could only dream of.
You uncomfortable for a couple hours because your seat might be a couple inches too small? Then take a fucking Greyhound bus and see how you like it or go ahead and drive across the country or rent a car.
Probably half of these people that work for the airlines meeting flight attendants and pilots are so stressed right now that somebody's going to sneak on the plane with a weapon or some type of device. They don't need more stress from us. Pay for your ticket shut up get on board sitdown and shut up.
Ever since 911 the days of us being waited on like patrons in the restaurant are over. These people have jobs to do and they're ever vigilant looking for people that are suspicious I would imagine. I wouldn't want their jobs and I'm gonna do everything I can to make their jobs as least stressful as possible. Who the hell place tug-of-war with a stroller with a flight attendant? That's just bullshit
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This may sound too philosophical but I think about this a lot when I fly especially when I hear people bitching and complaining about the smallest grievances while flying or while being ticketed
For thousands of years man his dreamed of flying and Moe said it was an impossibility.
We get to our destination within a few hours and that destination maybe thousands of miles away.
We are flying in this incredible machine which our ancestors could only dream of.
You uncomfortable for a couple hours because your seat might be a couple inches too small? Then take a fucking Greyhound bus and see how you like it or go ahead and drive across the country or rent a car.
Probably half of these people that work for the airlines meeting flight attendants and pilots are so stressed right now that somebody's going to sneak on the plane with a weapon or some type of device. They don't need more stress from us. Pay for your ticket shut up get on board sitdown and shut up.
Ever since 911 the days of us being waited on like patrons in the restaurant are over. These people have jobs to do and they're ever vigilant looking for people that are suspicious I would imagine. I wouldn't want their jobs and I'm gonna do everything I can to make their jobs as least stressful as possible. Who the hell place tug-of-war with a stroller with a flight attendant? That's just bullshit
The lady sounded foreign and has never flown? They tell you at the gate you need to leave the stroller at the end of the jet bridge and give you a tag to put on it. The airlines have always been awesome about stowing it for people and having it right away for them. So why the fuck was this lady being so stupid?
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The lady sounded foreign and has never flown? They tell you at the gate you need to leave the stroller at the end of the jet bridge and give you a tag to put on it. The airlines have always been awesome about stowing it for people and having it right away for them. So why the fuck was this lady being so stupid?
tbf the airline fked up by not noticing the lady had boarded the plane with the pushchair . it is not really her fault that she didn't know the usual procedure . this is for the airline staff to know.
at the point someone from the airline realised she had the buggy on the plane they should have apologised to her(for letting her board the plane with a buggy) then politely taken it from her and either put in the hold or if too late for that found somewhere in the cabin to stow it safely.
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tbf the airline fked up by not noticing the lady had boarded the plane with the pushchair . it is not really her fault that she didn't know the usual procedure . this is for the airline staff to know.
at the point someone from the airline realised she had the buggy on the plane they should have apologised to her(for letting her board the plane with a buggy) then politely taken it from her and either put in the hold or if too late for that found somewhere in the cabin to stow it safely.
Maybe they tried to and she refused?
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Strollers should be put in the hold underneath the plane, she does not need a stroller on the plane, the overhead compartment is for hand luggage. The baby looked fine and only got upset when his mother wouldn't stop roaring. An attention seeking bitch who should have been told to sit down and shut the fuck up. The white knight should have been told to mind his own business or get off the plane.
Spoken like a person who does not have two small kids on a plane by himself.
Trust me, when you have two small kids, a big bag for them (diapers, food, small toys), another bag you need for yourself, you NEED that stroller by the gate. Trying walking onto a plane with two small kids, and all of that. Much harder than it looks (having done that).
Besides, that guy was a jackass for taking it from her like that and hitting her in the face with it. It kind of hurts, especially if he swung it. They already admitted he was wrong. The screwed up thing is that they so go crazy about a little stroller, but when you bring a huge guitar on board... well, that is ok. Be fair on both.
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Spoken like a person who does not have two small kids on a plane by himself.
Trust me, when you have two small kids, a big bag for them (diapers, food, small toys), another bag you need for yourself, you NEED that stroller by the gate. Trying walking onto a plane with two small kids, and all of that. Much harder than it looks (having done that).
Place the smaller bag into the bigger bag. Place the kids in the bag and finish with a sheepshank knot. Plus size children can be secured to the outside of the bag with a bungee cord. Smoke a cigar with the other hand.
Goddamn I solve shit. They shoulda named me Solvey McGyver Solvenstein.
No charge for this one, boss.
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tbh i'm pretty sure the charges for checking baggage coincided with regulations that were brought in (europe anyway) to stop airlines adding on "hidden fees" on top of advertised prices. airlines used to be able to add on government taxes/fuel surcharges etc to their advertised prices. now in europe all these charges have to be included in the original price.
obviously charging for baggage is a loophole they're using as i suppose it can be classed as an optional service.
I took my son to get a new tank top. His side muscles are getting so big that he is popping out of his wife beater at school, and it is causing a problem because the ladys are distracted, they can't keep their eyes off of him.
So we are in line at Walmart today, and this guy bumps into my achillies tendon with his shopping cart. I turned around and this s.o.b. is laughing at me. Not even a sorry. I told him to go back to Mexico and go pick some peppers. He got mad and called me a hillbilly. I was going to touch him with my jab, but the shopping cart was shielding him from my line of fire, so I picked up a bag of Skittles and launched it at his face.
He got out of the way, and the Skittles bounced off of this little girl's head. She started crying, and next thing I knew, this big black guy hits me over the head with a shovel. My son began to swing on him, and I got up and tackled the guy. I pulled down his pants and shoved a bag of skittles in his ass. Then I hit him in the cock with a pot of flowers.
The mexican guy thought it was pretty funny, so I threw him inside of his shopping cart and pushed him into a cactus. I didn't even pay for the shirt. My son and I just headed for the door. This old white guy at the door who only had one arm tried to stop us. My son shook his hand and I touched him with the jab. He went down before I could even throw the right.
As I was getting into the truck, this cop tried to put me in hand cuffs. I spun around twice and hit him with the deadly uppercut. My fourteen year old son started the pickup, so I jumped in the back and we sped home. It was a close one, but at least my son got a bigger shirt.
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My buddies brother-n-law was an air Federal marshal for over a decade. He basically told my buddy that passengers don't really have any rights in the air. They just think they do. Same as at sea. Who cares if a baby almost got hit by accident with a stroller. It would just toughen the little bastard up. And I agree with others who said the mom had some fake tears flowing...
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I took my son to get a new tank top. His side muscles are getting so big that he is popping out of his wife beater at school, and it is causing a problem because the ladys are distracted, they can't keep their eyes off of him.
So we are in line at Walmart today, and this guy bumps into my achillies tendon with his shopping cart. I turned around and this s.o.b. is laughing at me. Not even a sorry. I told him to go back to Mexico and go pick some peppers. He got mad and called me a hillbilly. I was going to touch him with my jab, but the shopping cart was shielding him from my line of fire, so I picked up a bag of Skittles and launched it at his face.
He got out of the way, and the Skittles bounced off of this little girl's head. She started crying, and next thing I knew, this big black guy hits me over the head with a shovel. My son began to swing on him, and I got up and tackled the guy. I pulled down his pants and shoved a bag of skittles in his ass. Then I hit him in the cock with a pot of flowers.
The mexican guy thought it was pretty funny, so I threw him inside of his shopping cart and pushed him into a cactus. I didn't even pay for the shirt. My son and I just headed for the door. This old white guy at the door who only had one arm tried to stop us. My son shook his hand and I touched him with the jab. He went down before I could even throw the right.
As I was getting into the truck, this cop tried to put me in hand cuffs. I spun around twice and hit him with the deadly uppercut. My fourteen year old son started the pickup, so I jumped in the back and we sped home. It was a close one, but at least my son got a bigger shirt.
Your creative juices are flowing today bro. Perhaps you could even try venturing out of your house at some point. :D
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Good solutions for airline problems:
1. ( repost from you) Place small children in bags, keep them hog tied to secure them properly in baggage.
Chain the fat lil' bastards to the under belly of the plane in a large weather proof bag.
I'm sure our beloved founder Ron, will utilize this new procedure on future air travel with the family. ;)
2. Add " Bowl Class" to the fare classes. You ride seated on the toilet in the bathroom. You get a proportional discount depending on the number of times you had to give up your seat ( *others using the bathroom).
I'd suggest having a full can of air freshener on hand, if a BMC approved pawg drops a deuce.
People always look so sheepish coming out of there. Ya sure, bud. That smell was already in there.
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I took my son to get a new tank top. His side muscles are getting so big that he is popping out of his wife beater at school, and it is causing a problem because the ladys are distracted, they can't keep their eyes off of him.
So we are in line at Walmart today, and this guy bumps into my achillies tendon with his shopping cart. I turned around and this s.o.b. is laughing at me. Not even a sorry. I told him to go back to Mexico and go pick some peppers. He got mad and called me a hillbilly. I was going to touch him with my jab, but the shopping cart was shielding him from my line of fire, so I picked up a bag of Skittles and launched it at his face.
He got out of the way, and the Skittles bounced off of this little girl's head. She started crying, and next thing I knew, this big black guy hits me over the head with a shovel. My son began to swing on him, and I got up and tackled the guy. I pulled down his pants and shoved a bag of skittles in his ass. Then I hit him in the cock with a pot of flowers.
The mexican guy thought it was pretty funny, so I threw him inside of his shopping cart and pushed him into a cactus. I didn't even pay for the shirt. My son and I just headed for the door. This old white guy at the door who only had one arm tried to stop us. My son shook his hand and I touched him with the jab. He went down before I could even throw the right.
As I was getting into the truck, this cop tried to put me in hand cuffs. I spun around twice and hit him with the deadly uppercut. My fourteen year old son started the pickup, so I jumped in the back and we sped home. It was a close one, but at least my son got a bigger shirt.
You rule, dude. Taking care of business. And I'm glad your son got the bigger shirt.