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Title: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: Parker on May 03, 2017, 05:05:08 PM
He considers himself Trans-species. How can one be a species that doesn't exist? What level Elf is he?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4468954/Man-spends-25k-plastic-surgery-elf.html?ICO=most_read_module&mrn_rm=rta  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4468954/Man-spends-25k-plastic-surgery-elf.html?ICO=most_read_module&mrn_rm=rta)
Title: Re: Trans-Species, Mans Turns Self Into Elf
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on May 03, 2017, 05:09:43 PM
Shame on the medical community for profiting off this guy's mental illness, I use to laugh at Tom Cruise and his hostility towards the psychiatry field I think he's onto something.
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into An Elf, GH-15 Approved
Post by: wes on May 03, 2017, 05:12:49 PM
FLAME AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111  :D
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into An Elf, GH-15 Approved
Post by: TheShape. on May 03, 2017, 05:24:30 PM
Branch Warren approved
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: illuminati on May 03, 2017, 05:30:27 PM
I believe a few members on Getbig were ELFS !!   ::)
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 03, 2017, 05:46:18 PM
Has the Parker account been bought/hacked?
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: SF1900 on May 03, 2017, 05:48:20 PM
Has the Parker account been bought/hacked?

Nope.
Title: Re: Trans-Species, Mans Turns Self Into Elf
Post by: SF1900 on May 03, 2017, 05:50:02 PM
Shame on the medical community for profiting off this guy's mental illness, I use to laugh at Tom Cruise and his hostility towards the psychiatry field I think he's onto something.

Why not blame the plastic surgeons?   ??? ???
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: Wiggs on May 03, 2017, 06:04:07 PM
All Dungeons and Dragons and World of Warcraft.
D20 system approved.
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: TuHolmes on May 03, 2017, 06:05:48 PM
Probably gets laid more than you think.

His life. Let him do what he wants. He isn't hurting anyone.
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: Wiggs on May 03, 2017, 06:09:10 PM
Probably gets laid more than you think.

His life. Let him do what he wants. He isn't hurting anyone.

Yes and let us do what we want, like making fun of him Ninja Gaiden.
Title: Re: Trans-Species, Mans Turns Self Into Elf
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on May 03, 2017, 06:14:13 PM
Why not blame the plastic surgeons?   ??? ???

All of them bare some responsibility , same with his Plastic surgeons who put these HH implants in women.
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on May 03, 2017, 06:27:36 PM
What a world we live in.
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into An Elf, GH-15 Approved
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 03, 2017, 06:32:02 PM
FLAME AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111  :D

That's not you..

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/05/03/09/3FE302FC00000578-0-image-m-13_1493801096361.jpg)
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: Rusty Trombone on May 03, 2017, 06:36:01 PM
Probably gets laid more than you think.

His life. Let him do what he wants. He isn't hurting anyone.

Umm no?  Did the article forget to add that he is also a phaggot?  He looks and talks more like that than an elf.

So yes he probably gets laid a lot,but in the ass by guys .

Title: Re: Trans-Species, Mans Turns Self Into Elf
Post by: SF1900 on May 03, 2017, 07:24:04 PM
All of them bare some responsibility , same with his Plastic surgeons who put these HH implants in women.

Why are psychiatrists to blame?
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into An Elf, GH-15 Approved
Post by: calfzilla on May 03, 2017, 08:46:04 PM
FLAME AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111  :D

Read my mind  :D
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: galain on May 03, 2017, 10:22:13 PM
I bet he doesn't live in a tree.
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: bike nut on May 03, 2017, 10:49:39 PM

Good golly Miss Molly, what do we call a tranny elf?


Pellius?
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: Tennisballz on May 03, 2017, 11:21:41 PM
Does he have a plus 5 hat of weapon smithing?
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: TuHolmes on May 04, 2017, 12:11:30 AM
Yes and let us do what we want, like making fun of him Ninja Gaiden.

Hahaha. I guess you can make fun of this guy if you want, but even looking like this, I bet he knows the world is round, but you go ahead.
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: TuHolmes on May 04, 2017, 12:14:02 AM
Umm no?  Did the article forget to add that he is also a phaggot?  He looks and talks more like that than an elf.

So yes he probably gets laid a lot,but in the ass by guys .



The article did not mention it. How do you know he's gay? You call him up?

Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into An Elf, GH-15 Approved
Post by: balzac on May 04, 2017, 12:24:33 AM
That's not you..

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/05/03/09/3FE302FC00000578-0-image-m-13_1493801096361.jpg)


she looks cute...
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: Top Poodle on May 04, 2017, 01:19:50 AM
I actually think this is much, much better than trans sexuals.
Title: Re: Trans-Species, Mans Turns Self Into Elf
Post by: Top Poodle on May 04, 2017, 01:21:16 AM
Shame on the medical community for profiting off this guy's mental illness, I use to laugh at Tom Cruise and his hostility towards the psychiatry field I think he's onto something.

Mental illness would be having all the cells in your body have XY chromosomes, and then going to a doc to mutilate your genitalia and pretending to be a woman.

This guy's just changing his look a bit, honestly not as bad.  
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: falco on May 04, 2017, 01:24:18 AM
He doesn't even lift. What kind of elf is he?
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: Waller on May 04, 2017, 02:00:41 AM
He doesn't even lift. What kind of elf is he?

NoLegolas.
Title: Re: Trans-Species, Mans Turns Self Into Elf
Post by: SuperTed on May 04, 2017, 02:06:04 AM
Mental illness would be having all the cells in your body have XY chromosomes, and then going to a doc to mutilate your genitalia and pretending to be a woman.

This guy's just changing his look a bit, honestly not as bad.  

This.
Title: Re: Trans-Species, Mans Turns Self Into Elf
Post by: Rusty Trombone on May 04, 2017, 05:23:25 AM
Mental illness would be having all the cells in your body have XY chromosomes, and then going to a doc to mutilate your genitalia and pretending to be a woman.

This guy's just changing his look a bit, honestly not as bad.  



Mr Padron gets unusual looks but says he doesn't care what people think and said he won't stop until he has fully 'transformed' into an elf.

He is planning surgery to make his ears pointed, hair implants for a heart-shaped hairline and a limb lengthening operation to make him 6ft 5in tall  






Yeah right....not mentally ill at all
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 04, 2017, 05:25:50 AM
This elf was never a real man to start with...
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into An Elf, GH-15 Approved
Post by: _bruce_ on May 04, 2017, 06:13:04 AM
Branch Warren approved

 ;D
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: Tapeworm on May 04, 2017, 07:11:11 AM
Inevitable suicide.  Dead elf walking.
Title: Re: Trans-Species, Mans Turns Self Into Elf
Post by: mazrim on May 04, 2017, 09:06:22 AM


Mr Padron gets unusual looks but says he doesn't care what people think and said he won't stop until he has fully 'transformed' into an elf.

He is planning surgery to make his ears pointed, hair implants for a heart-shaped hairline and a limb lengthening operation to make him 6ft 5in tall  


Elfs are tall? Definitely not going for the Keebler look I guess.


Yeah right....not mentally ill at all
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: Tapeworm on May 04, 2017, 09:55:17 AM
That's why they put me in charge.
Title: Re: Trans-Species, Mans Turns Self Into Elf
Post by: Top Poodle on May 04, 2017, 02:30:46 PM


Mr Padron gets unusual looks but says he doesn't care what people think and said he won't stop until he has fully 'transformed' into an elf.

He is planning surgery to make his ears pointed, hair implants for a heart-shaped hairline and a limb lengthening operation to make him 6ft 5in tall  


Yeah right....not mentally ill at all

You're just a jealous manlet
Title: Re: Mans Turns Himself Into Elf, GH15 Approved
Post by: Fortress on May 04, 2017, 04:27:46 PM
With each venture outside his mud hut, or wherever elves live, he should receive a horrific beating. Have his elf face pounded into apple sauce.