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Title: Pippa middleton
Post by: denarii on May 20, 2017, 04:48:46 AM
Anyone else think she looks like a dude?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/pippa-middletons-wedding-live-duchess-cambridges-sister-marry/
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 20, 2017, 04:58:44 AM
Dude looks like a lady.
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: calfzilla on May 20, 2017, 05:11:35 AM
Her sister Kate is vastly overrated. I saw her nudes and was not impressed. Would still eat the royal corn tho.
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on May 20, 2017, 05:33:39 AM
Her sister Kate is vastly overrated. I saw her nudes and was not impressed. Would still eat the royal corn tho.

A 4 in the USA/Australia is a 10 in England. They've been inbreeding since before the Normans invaded, you can't fuck your sister and except some good to come of it.
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: galain on May 20, 2017, 05:50:54 AM
Pippa Middleton supposedly used to whore herself out to middle eastern millionaires.
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: Never1AShow on May 20, 2017, 08:02:32 AM
Check out the dude she's marrying:

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2017/05/20/TELEMMGLPICT000129298416-large_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8.jpeg)
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: denarii on May 20, 2017, 08:04:26 AM
Pippa Middleton supposedly used to whore herself out to middle eastern millionaires.

Any links?
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: BodyMachine on May 20, 2017, 09:59:50 AM
F me sideways, money does buy you anything. One ugly man
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on May 20, 2017, 10:44:28 AM
Check out the dude she's marrying:

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2017/05/20/TELEMMGLPICT000129298416-large_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8.jpeg)

Looks like a good name for him would be Nigel Cuntworthy the 4th.
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: NelsonMuntz on May 20, 2017, 01:44:38 PM
Check out the dude she's marrying:

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2017/05/20/TELEMMGLPICT000129298416-large_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8.jpeg)

beard alert!
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: Henda on May 20, 2017, 01:51:49 PM
What the fuck? I hope that gross nerd is rich cos she can't be marry him for his looks
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on May 20, 2017, 01:57:37 PM
beard alert!


HAHAHAHA !!!!!
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: Fortress on May 20, 2017, 02:44:20 PM
I'd pummel her clam, sure, but what's with the goofy groom? That's one crumpet-eating tosser if I've ever seen one.
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: Kwon on May 20, 2017, 02:59:59 PM
GOOFY GROOM OF PEACE (shades of Prince Charles)

PUMMEL THE CLAM OF PEACE


CRUMPET-EATING TOSSER OF PEACE
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: galain on May 20, 2017, 11:33:07 PM
Any links?

I remember reading about it a few years back, around the time of the royal wedding. Could have also been shit talk - who knows?
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: Skylge on May 21, 2017, 12:02:33 AM
Nice girl but why marry her??? I don't see the benefits in that
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: Waller on May 21, 2017, 03:07:33 AM
BeThere taking a lot of heat in this thread.
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: denarii on May 21, 2017, 09:00:45 AM
Nice girl but why marry her??? I don't see the benefits in that

Only reason to get married is to raise children
 
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: Simple Simon on May 21, 2017, 09:01:32 AM
BeThere taking a lot of heat in this thread.

 ;D
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: Tapeworm on May 21, 2017, 09:21:12 AM
I couldn't even fuck a 'pippa' nevermind marry one.

Pippa is the girl you vomit on while dancing during a heavy night of drinking in your 20s.
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 21, 2017, 10:23:14 AM
Check out the dude she's marrying:

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2017/05/20/TELEMMGLPICT000129298416-large_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8.jpeg)

She married him for his per$onality.
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: Dreadlifter on May 21, 2017, 03:37:16 PM
Her parents will be content that their lifeplan for their daughters worked perfectly.

Daughter 1- married the prince she followed to university with the intention of snaring.

Daughter 2- married into a family with multi-millions.

Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: MORTALCOIL on May 22, 2017, 03:23:15 AM
If one wants to prove wrong Darwinism, English women make a much stronger case than the Bible.
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: hench on May 22, 2017, 04:54:20 AM
Pippas arms were the talk on tv this morning. A personal trainer was on saying how 3 exercises 30 seconds of each everyday will get a woman arms just like her in 2 to 3 months.
The words bulging and very toned were used when describing her arms.
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on May 22, 2017, 05:09:08 AM
Pippas arms were the talk on tv this morning. A personal trainer was on saying how 3 exercises 30 seconds of each everyday will get a woman arms just like her in 2 to 3 months.
The words bulging and very toned were used when describing her arms.

Well standing next to the guy she was marrying she did look quite buff  ;D
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: SuperTed on May 22, 2017, 06:14:19 AM
(http://i1.wp.com/radaronline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/pippa-middleton-bikini-body-001.jpg?resize=700%2C700)

Looks pretty jacked here. Her brother-in-law uses gear.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35707310/made-in-chelseas-spencer-matthews-took-steroids-to-look-good-in-the-shower
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 22, 2017, 07:21:26 AM
have to give props. that's a nice athletic female physique.

she's slim but still manages to dwarf her groom lol.

Probably has great stamina to ride a cock for hours.
Title: Re: Pippa middleton
Post by: Hulkotron on May 22, 2017, 09:30:59 AM
Her brother-in-law uses gear.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35707310/made-in-chelseas-spencer-matthews-took-steroids-to-look-good-in-the-shower

He appears to have a bit of the El Sonbaty googly-eye going on o_O

(http://i63.tinypic.com/35mqkbp.jpg)